Chapter 153 What the hell happened!
Thinking of this, Li Chengdao said: "Why are you still kneeling? Your stomach is growling like a drum. Come over and eat together!"

Hearing the words, the big stick hammer got up quickly, picked up the chopsticks that Li Chengdao had just dropped on the ground, and trotted over, but when he got to the table, he ran into trouble again. The chopsticks were used by Li Chengdao, but he also threw them on the ground , Is it inappropriate to give him like this?

Although there was still a pair of chopsticks on the table, they seemed to be used by Suzaku just now, the emperor must not be allowed to use something that someone else has used!
The big stick hammer was in a dilemma, but Li Chengdao picked up Suzaku's chopsticks and used it very naturally. Looking at the big stick hammer in a daze, he chewed the food in his mouth and asked, "Eat, what are you thinking about?" !”

After dinner, he ordered people to remove the bowls and chopsticks. Li Chengdao sat on the dragon chair. Only then did he have time to take a closer look at the big stick and hammer. It turned out to be armor, and the official uniform was put on the outside.The official hat is crooked, and the two little wings are still shaking up and down, it looks extremely funny!
Looking at this nondescript outfit, Li Chengdao suppressed his smile, pretended to frown, and said: "Look at you dressed like this, what are you doing? Singing? Nondescript, if those officials find out, do you think they can let it go? Pass you!"

With a grievance on his face, he said: "Your Majesty, I don't even want to be an official, so who am I afraid of? You'd better let me come back, I really can't take it anymore!"

"Come back?" Li Chengdao said disdainfully after hearing the words, "What can you do when you come back?"

"I'll come back and protect you!"

"Protect me?" Li Chengdao looked at the big stick and hammer with interest, and asked, "Is your martial arts better than Suzaku? Or is your mind like Suzaku? Or is your brain smarter than Suzaku?"

"Uh..." Big Bang Hammer was speechless, and suddenly said as if talking to himself: "Why is your majesty comparing Suzaku to me in everything today?"

Hearing this, Li Chengdao was guilty of being a thief, and forced himself to defend himself: "Suzaku, you can't compare, who else do you want to compare with? It's useless to talk about it, you are forbidden at night to resign from office? Let me tell you, no! If you have nothing to do, go back and reflect on yourself!"

"Your Majesty, you can't do this. Even if you don't let me protect you, let me go back to General An. As long as you don't let me be the prefect of Chang'an, you can ask me to do whatever you want!"

With a big stick hammering his nose and tears, Li Chengdao was also very surprised. What happened to this guy, why did he have to resign?

"Get up, wipe your tears and nose, you old man, you are so big and thick, you are still crying and you don't know how to be ashamed, tell me, what's going on!"

Da Bangchui got up when he heard the words, wiped away his tears with the sleeve of his official uniform without hesitation, blew his nose loudly, and then told the ins and outs of the matter.

Early this morning, Da Banghammer got up to practice kung fu as usual. The habit developed over the years, Da Banghammer practice is full of armor, as the saying goes, practicing is battle!

At this moment, there was the sound of drumming outside the yamen of Chang'an Mansion. The big stick and hammer have gradually adapted to the work and life of the governor. Hearing the sound of the drum, he knew that someone was going to sue, so he immediately put the official robe on the armor , came to the court.

After sitting firmly with the big stick and hammer, he ordered his subordinates to bring the person who beat the drum and complained of grievances to the hall. Xing Butou took the lead and brought in a young man in a Chinese costume.

The big stick and hammer looked at it for a long time with a pair of triangular eyes, and asked, "Who is in the hall?"

"Chang'an Li Jie!" The youth in Chinese clothes replied with his head raised.

Big Banghammer heard the words, and said: "Oh, so your surname is Li, and His Majesty gave me a surname, so my lord is also surnamed Li, and we are from the same family!"

"But a domestic slave with a foreign surname dares to marry me, are you worthy of it?"

When Li Jie heard this, he had a look of disdain on his face and an aggressive tone in his mouth.

After hearing this, Big Banghammer became furious and cursed: "You little bastard..."

Wang Hong Wang next to him heard the words, and hurried forward and whispered: "Master, be careful, this Li is a surname of the country. It seems that this person's background may not be simple!"

Big Bang Hammer suddenly came to his senses, and said seriously, "Hey boy, why didn't you kneel down when you saw me!"

"Kneel down?" Li Jie seemed to have heard something funny, he laughed and said, "You are a mere governor of Chang'an, do you deserve me to kneel down for you?"

"Big..." Before the word gall was out of the mouth, the big stick felt that Master Wang was quietly pulling the corner of his clothes. Looking at the master, he saw that although Master Wang did not make a sound, his lips were clearly saying the word Li.

Big Banghammer just remembered that this kid is so arrogant and domineering, maybe he is a dude from some royal family, because of kneeling, there is no reason to offend him.

Thinking of this, Big Stick and Hammer didn't mind, and asked, "Who are you going to sue?"

Li Jie heard the words, but did not answer, looked around, then pointed to the big stick and hammer and said: "Others are officials, and you are also officials. Don't you know how the Li clan should be treated in this court? You are going to let me Standing like this, are you sitting?"

Da Bang Chui was about to have an attack when he was pressed down by Master Wang again. Da Bang Chui's triangular eyes widened. Finally, prompted by Master Wang's eyes, he nodded in compromise.

"Come on, give up your seat to Mr. Li!"

As soon as Mr. Wang finished speaking, a yamen servant moved a chair from the back hall. Li Jie was also unceremonious and sat on it, saying: "Outside the court, I ordered my servant to capture an old blackmailer. This thief is very hateful, and he has blackmailed me. Now that I have caught him and taught him a lesson, I will now hand him over to your Chang'an Mansion and see how you deal with it!"

After speaking, Li Jie pointed to Xing Butou and said, "Are you a Butou? You go and bring him in!"

Catcher Xing was taken aback when he heard the words, and looked at the big stick hammer. At this moment, the big stick hammer turned green, but because of Mr. Wang's suggestion, he had no choice but to nod his head and signaled Catcher Xing to follow Li Jie Say it and do it.

After a while, Catcher Xing brought up an old man with scars all over his face. The old man was 50 years old, his whole body was tattered and his face was covered with bruises. It was obvious that he had been beaten badly.

The old man was already a little unconscious, and when he got to the lobby, he didn't realize where he was at the moment, so he looked around immediately, but when he saw Li Jie sitting beside him, his expression changed suddenly, Struggling to stand up and going to catch Li Jie!
Li Jie dodged very quickly, then grabbed the stool he was sitting on just now, held it up high, and aimed at the old man's head to smash it down!

"boom!"

The sound of a broken stool was heard in the courtroom, and everyone saw that the stool was torn apart. If it was smashed firmly, even a young man would not be able to stand it, let alone an old man.

Everyone secretly cursed that Li Jie was not as good as a beast, so the old man could do it.They didn't dare to look at the old man's situation, but they saw Li Jie's face turned from complacency to anger.

At this time, everyone took a closer look, and it turned out that the big stick and hammer had rushed down the desk at some point, and the palm as big as a cattail fan was covering the old man's head at this moment, and some wooden thorns were stuck in the hand, and it flowed out. blood.

(End of this chapter)

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