Chapter 141 Fried Liver!

"Oh!" Hearing this, the big stick put the chopsticks under his nose and sniffed, and then said, "Hey? Don't tell me, it's really delicious. Let me taste it!"

The big stick hammer picked up the sea bowl, sucked it in a big mouthful, and then his face turned red, and he spit out all the food in his mouth with a wow.

"Oh my god, it's burning me to death! What's going on at this time?"

The big club hammer seemed to have been scalded to the tongue, and his speech was a little slurred.

On the other hand, Wu Xiang looked at the embarrassing image of the big stick and hammer, holding back desperately, not daring to laugh out loud.

Later, Wu Xianglai came to Da Bang Chui and said: "Brother Da Bang Chui, don't take a big mouthful of this thing because it is very hot. You have to lick it along the edge of the bowl!"

With that said, Wu Xiang gave a demonstration to the big stick hammer, and the big stick hammer saw it, hahaha laughed and said: "Hahaha, I thought this thing was dark, it was brine and material, it was a A bowl of tofu or noodle soup!”

After finishing speaking, Big Banghammer followed Wu Xiang's example and began to eat. After a while, the bowl was cleaned up, and Big Banghammer asked, "Ah Xiang, this stuff is good. It's really delicious. What is it called?"

"We don't have a name yet, Brother Sledgehammer!" Wu Xiang replied with a smile, "How about Brother Sledgehammer give me a name!"

"Hmm... this thing is hot to the mouth, but the taste is rich, and it's made from pig waste. How about braised pig waste?"

"Braised pigs into the water? Braised pigs into the water..." Wu Xiang kept repeating these four words.

"This name is too long," suddenly a familiar voice came, Big Banghammer couldn't help but thumped in his heart when he heard the voice, and when he looked back, he saw a handsome young man followed by a 50-[-]-year-old man , the young master picked up the bowl and looked at it carefully, but the man behind him was waving his feather fan lightly and smiling.

"If you want me to say, it's still called fried liver!"

"Fried liver? Fried liver! This name is good, thank you for giving me the name, the villain will serve you a bowl of fried liver!"

With that said, Wu Xiang turned around to put things in his hands. At this time, Da Bang Chui, who had already stood up silently, whispered: "I am here to see my emperor, long live my emperor!"

It turned out that this young man was Li Chengdao, the current sage, and behind him was Zhuge Kongming, the current prime minister.

"Shut up!" Li Chengdao whispered to stop the big hammer, and then looked around to make sure no one heard him.
, and then said with a smile: "You big stick, why don't you stay in your Chang'an government office this morning, skip work and run out to eat delicious food, let me catch you?" Well, what should we do?"

"Your Majesty, please spare the little one!" Da Bangchui said with a sad face: "You said, I...ah, I want money but I don't have anything. I only have this piece of meat. Take it away if you like it. Well...Oh, no, I am loyal to Your Majesty, these two hundred locks have long been His Majesty's!"

Li Chengdao and Kong Ming couldn't help laughing when they heard what the big stick hammer said. Li Chengdao pointed to the big stick hammer and said, "Look, look, look, this is the new official. Don't miss it, but this sycophant has learned it well!"

Kong Ming also smiled when he heard this, and the big stick blushed. Fortunately, Wu Xiang brought the food over at this time, and Li Chengdao and Kong Ming stopped joking with the big stick, so the big stick felt less embarrassed.

"How is it? Have you been to the Yamen of Chang'an Mansion?"

Li Chengdao asked while eating the fried liver. Looking at Li Chengdao self-taught with a big stick, he felt strange. Even someone as smart as the prime minister was burned just now. Why does His Majesty seem to know how to eat without being taught by others? ?

Seeing that Da Bang Chui didn't reply, Li Chengdao looked up and found that Da Bang Chui was staring at him. Li Chengdao felt a little strange. He put down the bowl in his hand and looked at his clothes carefully, but he didn't find anything wrong.

"You rascal, don't eat well, watch what I do!" Li Chengdao laughed and scolded: "It's getting more and more unruly!"

Hearing this, Da Bangchui finally came to his senses and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, forgive me, but there is something that Wei Chen doesn't understand. Just now, Wei Chen ate this fried liver for the first time, and his tongue was scalded and blistered, but Wei Chen Seeing that His Majesty eats very skillfully, I wonder, is this not the first time His Majesty eats?"

"Hey, don't say it, it's really awkward to hear you talking about humble ministers and humble ministers. In the future, I...don't pretend to be in front of real people. You should just talk about me!"

"hey-hey!"

Da Bang Chui smiled and nodded. Li Chengdao put down the bowl in his hand and said, "It's not wrong to say that I've eaten it before, but it was a long, long time ago. It's been so long that I can't even remember that time." The smell of fried liver..."

Li Chengdao couldn't help falling into the memories before crossing, but the big stick hammer was obviously not interested in this, and he muttered to Kong Ming on the side: "I just want to know why your majesty can't be burned, what is your majesty talking about?" ..."

Li Chengdao is still in the memory, Kong Ming imitated Li Chengdao's appearance, and began to eat fried liver baldly, and the big stick hammer here has already finished two bowls, and now he is facing the extra fried liver specially given to him by Wu Xiang strain.

"Hey, what's going on with you! What's going on with this money? This is obviously from my cash box, you stole my money!"

"Fart, why do you say this is your money? Will he agree if you call him? Is your name on it?"

"This is mine. I put it in the cash box. I know it!"

"Nonsense, the coins are all the same when they stop. How can you say that you recognize them as yours? If so, I still recognize this palace! Could it be that this palace is mine?"

Just when the three were about to pay the bill and leave, there was a quarrel in front of them. The three followed the sound and saw Wu Xiang holding a person in his hand, refusing to let go.

When the two were pushing and shoving, suddenly a group of officials came over. These officials were the policemen patrolling the streets of Chang'an Mansion, and the leader was Xing Tutou.

On this day, Catcher Xing saw Mr. Li rushing out in a panic at the gate of the government office, and also saw Master Wang leaving helplessly. Several people went out to patrol the streets with them.

It is said that it is patrolling the streets, but in fact it is just out for a stroll and relax. Xing Tutou has been in the Yamen of Chang'an Mansion for more than ten years. He used to be full of ambitions. The master book file, the two cooperated tacitly.

At that time, all the governors in Chang'an Palace were dressed like Wen Youwang and Wu Youxing. However, the governors who took office later were all the same. They were corrupt and perverted the law. They had no regard for the life and death of the people and only cared about the size of their official hats. He was extremely disappointed with this yamen. I originally wanted to leave here, but there are still many people under my command.

Brother, Mr. Xing is afraid that if he leaves, the newcomers will feel sad for them, so he has struggled to support himself until now.

But today I met the new governor Li Da Bang Chui, and Xing Baotou gave up completely. He is a person who values ​​appearance very much, and this poor Da Bang Chui has an unwelcome face. Therefore, in Xing Tutou's heart, if such a person took the position of Governor of Chang'an, how could the people of Chang'an have a good life.

(End of this chapter)

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