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Chapter 59 Esports: From entry to women's wear

According to the team's agreement, his social media account must be handed over to the V5 team's operations to assist in the management, and identity authentication is required.

Therefore, the registered Weibo account cannot be made public yet.

Xu Xiu briefly explained: "Brothers, I have registered, but you can't use it directly yet. I will tell the coach tomorrow and you can pay attention."

"Stop dawdling! Pick out women's clothing!"

"I want to see JK sailor suit!"

"No, no, I think Xu Xiu looks better with a gothic lolita outfit."

Are these people all devils?

Xu Xiu opened a certain treasure, entered the word "women's clothing", and pressed Enter:
"Short Denim Jacket Korean Style Loose Denim Jacket"

"Stylish Printed Suit"

"Mulberry Silk Coat"

……

They're all in formal attire, and they look pretty normal!

Xu Xiugang was going to click on any one and buy a set, but the water friends were unwilling:
"This doesn't count!"

"Xu Xiu's women's clothing that I've been thinking about so much, is this? Isn't this too low?"

"Off off off off."

Xu Xiu quickly stopped them:

"Hey, don't go! I'll change it right away! What do you want to see?"

"It is recommended to search for JK uniforms."

"No, no, JK is too boring, I think I just search for cosplay."

"The maid outfit is the best, especially the maid outfit from another world from scratch."

Is this Two-dimensional?

Originally, I just wanted to create a show effect, but you guys want me to die!

Fortunately, Xu Xiu has a thick skin and said that he can still stand it.

search...

Seeing the shameful pictures provided by a certain treasure buyer show, imagine yourself becoming like that.

Xu Xiu asked: "Brothers, are you really going to do this? You have to be mentally prepared. If you show up in the next broadcast, you will go into cardiopulmonary arrest and don't bother me!"

The barrage buddies said solemnly:

"No, no, don't worry!"

"That's it, it looks good!"

"Just seeing this suit is enough for me to rush ten times."

Xu Xiu had no choice but to say: "Okay, brothers, let's go to this set. I'll go talk to the merchant about the size. This live broadcast will end here. Good night, good night!"

"Good night Ash."

[The popularity of the live broadcast room has skyrocketed, triggering double, program effect +500]

[The number of bullet screens has increased, the trigger is doubled, and the program effect is +300]

[The number of fans increases, the trigger is doubled, and the program effect is +300]

[Get 10 skill points! 】

[Get 1 hero proficiency upgrade cards! 】

I directly downloaded the TM.

Good guy, once this wave of women's clothing FLAG came out, the popularity exploded immediately.

Someone even asked a question on Zhihu:
"V5's AD player Fix promised a live broadcast of women's clothing next Monday, are you looking forward to it?"

There have been quite a few posts below:

"[Picture] [Picture] From the makeup photos and the actual shooting on the field, it can be seen that Fix has a good-looking appearance, and his appearance is indeed high. The effect of women's clothing should be pretty good."

"I heard the news that Tiger Shark's anchor Fix is ​​going to wear women's clothing. I was very relieved to think that such a handsome anchor would choose women's clothing for me to send a big plane. The joy of being a Husha fan is often so simple and boring."

Of course, there are many yin and yang posts:
"No way, no way? No one really came here for his looks, right?"

"Another anchor who wants to use women's clothing to gain popularity, but fortunately, it looks like he can fulfill his promise."

"If he dares not to keep his promise, I will directly send 5 sailors to destroy the V[-] official blog and his anchor account, and let him give an explanation!"

Now that FLAG has been established, it must be honored.

It's all for show effect!Yes, show effect!

Xu Xiu comforted himself in this way and gave himself sufficient psychological construction.

Then I started preparing women’s clothing for the next day.

Xu Xiu opened the chat window with the merchant:
"Hello, what are the sizes? How long does it take to produce the finished product?"

Within a few seconds, the merchant replied at the speed of light:
"Is that you, Ah Xiu? I'm your old fan! I'll give you a [-]% discount, and I'll give you a set of women's clothing tutorials for free! Tonight I'll deliver the finished product to you overnight, and then I'll send you an expedited express delivery! Shuntong next day delivery! I want to see your women's clothing!"

Oh my god, did you meet your own fan?

Why are my fans all such people with weird hobbies?
Want to produce the finished product overnight?
Is this to make myself die faster?

Xu Xiu had no choice but to discuss the size, fill in the delivery address, click confirm payment, and the payment was successful.

Sure enough, the merchant sent a document directly, which said women's clothing tutorial:

As the saying goes, "3 minutes for women's clothing, ten years of work for makeup".

For a successful women's clothing, it is not enough to just get a set of clothing.

From facial makeup, body cleansing, to clothing selection, wig treatment, every step cannot be missed.

……

walk slowly.

Just follow this tutorial.

Although it was too late to sharpen his gun before the battle, fortunately, Xu Xiu took good care of his skin and did not need special moisturizing and whitening.

In the afternoon of the next day, when Xu Xiu just returned to the V5 base in Donghai City with his teammates from Hangzhou, he received a text message on his mobile phone:

"[Caiji Station] You have 1 package delivered to Caiji Station, please pick it up as soon as possible before 1079:20 with the pick-up number 00."

Really fast enough.

Shipped at [-] a.m. and arrived at [-] p.m.

You usually dawdle, but I have never seen you so fast. How come you are so efficient at this time?
Xu Xiu brought the box from the Caiji Post Station, but did not rush to open it.

Instead, I first went to the makeup artist of the team to ask for advice on makeup.

Then I went to the wig shop and customized a set of blue and pink wigs for myself.

After that, I have to buy medical tape, depilatory cream, and razors.

Use depilatory cream and a razor to carefully remove all the hair on your body, leaving only smooth and fair skin.

After working hard all day, the preparatory work is finally completed.

At noon on the third day, after eating, it was time to prepare to start the live broadcast.

Xu Xiu first taped up his key parts with medical tape, and then put on women's underwear.

Then, based on the knowledge I learned from the makeup artist, I personally do some facial makeup for myself.

Put on lipstick, a little blush, some mascara, some eyeliner...

Xu Xiu couldn't help feeling that the girls have to repeat such complicated and tedious procedures before going out every day, which is really embarrassing for them.

The suit he bought is a maid outfit recommended by fans, and it is said to be the costume of an anime character named "Rem".

Xu Xiu thought to himself: We don't understand those two-dimensional things, anyway, just wear them and we'll be done!

Voice changer, beauty camera, everything is arranged!
Take a deep breath and start broadcasting!
"Hello, here I come."

In the live broadcast room, thousands of viewers have been waiting for a long time, just to see Xu Xiu wearing a blue wig and wearing a maid outfit.

"Oops, this is the feeling of heartbeat."

"Awei is dead."

"I'm going to go, it has a Sneaky taste."

"Is this a stand-in invited by Xu Xiu?"

"Brothers, let me go first as a respect."

"Facts have proved that if boys become coquettish, girls will have nothing to do."

　Sneaky is a former ADC player of the C9 team in the North American LCS division. He once defeated the LCK AFS team 8:3 in the S0 quarter-finals (like OMG back then), and successfully entered the semi-finals.

　　The C9 team was known as the "Light of North America" ​​back then, and the S game basically stabilized a place in the top 8.

　　You can search for the women's clothing photos of Sneaky, the big man in women's clothing. The text of the novel is difficult to describe.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)