Gaming comedian

Chapter 203 Super Charity?

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After more than two hours of playing Hong Kong's Weird Record live, Xu Xiu said:

"Brothers, I can't stand it any longer. I'm going to sneak away and have lunch."

"Shame on the broadcast." 』

"You can't have fun while eating? 』

"Jia Hui single-handedly killed Xu Xiu. 』

"Jia Hui is already super god! 』

Although I played horror games during the day, after all, I was only playing at home alone, so the sense of substitution was quite strong.

Until the moment he quit the live broadcast, Xu Xiu still felt buzzing in his ears, and even saw a cabinet as if he was going in.

However, after eating lunch and sleeping for an afternoon, such "sequelae" finally eased.

When the broadcast started in the evening, all the fans expressed their desire to continue watching him and Jia Hui passionately interact with each other, but he refused.

"Brothers, I'm going to lose my voice if you yell again. Let me slow down for a while. Let's play a health game."

After all, he directly launched "Happy Fighting the Landlord".

"Get, get, get, get, get"

"Is this a game you can understand?" 』

"I really don't know how to play cards, but I can learn!"

As Xu Xiu spoke, he directly bought 1000 million Happy Beans.

Then I checked the gameplay of Cha Dou Landlord from the Baidu search engine:
"Four cards of the same rank can form a bomb. The king bomb composed of big and small kings is the largest card group. Okay, I have learned it."

"Brain: I already know it."Hand: No, you don't. 』

"Xu Xiuzhen can play cards?Why have I never seen him play? 』

In the first game, he got the landlord, king and king, four tens, and two bombs. Xu Xiu felt that he was stable, so he decided to make a super double.

But before he could press the button, the person next to him also super doubled.

"Oh? Little brother, I'm afraid you don't know what card I'm holding. Hey, I'll go with a three first, what should I say~"

"Super charity! 』

"My blood pressure has gone up. 』

"Good guy, feed me right from the start. 』

As a result, his previous family directly produced a 2.

Xu Xiu said: "Let him go first and see the situation."

Then, the family released two three-belt pairs in a row, and he finally couldn't sit still.

"He only has six cards left. He won't be left with four and two, right? I have to force him."

He played four 10's directly.

Immediately afterwards, my next player did not play a card, but the upper player played four K bombs, and only two remaining cards turned on the red light.

"Fuck, if I ignore you for a while, you can leave right away!"

Xu Xiu quickly came out and got on the pipe!
The BGM of the game also became hurried, and then Xu Xiu made a straight.

"You can't control it now, can you?"

But he never expected that his next family would have four Qs!

Xu Xiu misfired for a moment: "Fuck? What else? Is everyone's cards so big?"

Nobody can afford this bomb.

The upper player directly poured a cup of cappuccino for the lower player, so the lower player directly played a pair of fives, and the upper player directly played a pair of aces to directly end the round.

Because this game robbed three rounds of landlords, two super doubles, plus three bombs and one king bomb, the multiples went directly to the sky.

50 beans evaporated in an instant.

"Damn it, isn't it? Could it be that the other side is playing tricks? How do you know that the next one must be the right one after pouring a cup of coffee? Come again! I want to win it back!"

……

An hour passed.

Seeing that there was only a number 7 written in front of the word "ten thousand" in the yellow beans of Happy Beans, Xu Xiu knew that he would not be able to win tonight.

"Thank you for your contribution to the development of human philanthropy. Good people will live a safe life!" 』

"No matter how you can lose 1000 million beans in one hour. 』

"If you show this card to my mother, I'm afraid she will be pissed off to death!" 』

"My grandma can't even play this card! 』

He now knows that he is really not good at playing cards, and playing cards is Tu Yile.

"Forget it, let me go back to League of Legends. I heard that there is a clone mode recently."

Xu Xiu opened the League of Legends at the speed of light, and after clicking start, he saw the words Clone Mode.

Then he clicked directly on clone mode to enter the game.

The first stage is to indicate the hero you want to use.

Xu Xiu directly chose Yasuo.

Except for one person who showed off Vayne, no one else showed up as a hero.

Then in the second phase, the hero is disabled.

As a result, a certain 4L teammate actually banned Yasuo and then mocked:
"I don't want to see the hero Torso again, my head hurts."

"Hahaha, true. 』

"4L understands people. 』

"Woooo, I thought I could see Ashura's Yasuo. 』

Xu Xiu directly banned a troll. After all, this thing is a bit stupid, and pushing the tower in a group is quite fast.

If you are not careful, you may fall off the high ground.

In the third stage, Xu Xiu directly selected Lu Xian and then waited for the final voting results.

Of course, other passers-by basically chose a hero they want to play, and everyone has a 20% chance.

In the end, the system randomly assigned Lucian, Xu Xiu laughed and said:
"Hahaha! Unexpected, are you? Are you the only one who still wants to ban my hero? Look! I will choose which hero according to which hero system. There is no need to run away!"

"The villain succeeds." 』

"He really got the bet. 』

4L said directly: "I don't know how to play, hang up."

"It's okay, I'll come to C, you just lie down flat!"

Xu Xiu was still speaking confidently just now, but his expression gradually became stiff the next second.

On the opposite side are the five stone men of Nima!

Xu Xiu felt his scalp numb when he saw "Malphite the Dauntless", "Malphite the Glacier Behemoth", "Malphite the Odyssey", "Malphite the Coral Reef" and finally an original painting of "Malphite".

In the early stage, it is useless to directly knock down a tower even if it is online. After level [-], as long as there is an R, it will directly become the god of war.

其他队友战绩纷纷从1/0或者2/0变成2/9，3/10。

Xu Xiu relied on a few waves of operations to avoid a few waves of the stone man's big move, and hit the record to 20/4.

After all, as long as it can dodge the most threatening ultimate move, this thing is a shouting hero.

But his teammates collapsed too badly, and then the five stone men left all their big moves to Xu Xiu. This time it was really a net of heaven and earth, and there was no escape.

As long as Xu Xiu dies, the game will end directly.

"Smart Malphite, retarded Lucian. 』

"Lucian is the one who chooses this evil pen!" 』

"Light of righteousness! 』

Xu Xiu shook his head and said: "This thing is really invincible. This one has been targeted. If we come again, I won't believe in this evil!"

In the next round, no one banned Yasuo this time.

After Xu Xiu chose Yasuo in seconds, two people responded quickly and chose Yasuo one after another!
He finally nodded with satisfaction: "Yeah, yes, this time I met someone with the same goals!"

(End of this chapter)