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Chapter 414 Perch PTSD
Chapter 414 Perch PTSD
"Fuck!"
Wang Zi got up suddenly, and when he saw the bedroom environment, he was relieved.
Wiping the sweat off my brow, why did I have such a strange dream?Dreams are full of bass.
It can only be said that this perch is really poisonous!
After washing, I found that my mother was already busy in the kitchen.
Seeing Wang Zi getting up, he smiled at him and said, "I just bought fish from the market, and I will eat fish for lunch today!"
Wang Zi blurted out: "What fish? What fish?"
"It's perch. I didn't know you were so greedy for perch before, and I kept talking about it in my sleep."
Surprised!
Wang Zi looked at the fish in the pool in horror, he was very familiar with that shape!
To tell the truth, he is a little scared when he sees bass now.
But when you actually eat it, the taste is still good.
As Wang Zi ate, he remembered the ad he had seen before. A player learned two dishes from "Youzai Food King", and then made them for his parents.
For so many years, my parents have given me too much, and I have given too little filial piety to my parents.
If you cook for your parents, they will be very surprised, right?
The recipes that can be learned from the fertilizer brothers seem to be based on bamboo rats, and this kind of ingredients cannot be bought.
Next, let's go to other NPC islands!
……
At the same time, "Youzai Food King" also caused lively discussions on the Internet!
"Has anyone bought Yongyeon's virtual helmet? How does it feel?"
"After playing for two days, I can only say that it is absolutely worth it! Hurry up and buy it. If you don't buy it again, the price will increase!"
"Worship the local tyrants! With so much money, even if I want to buy it, I can't afford it!"
"I feel that the virtual helmet is just tasteless, and the visual effect is similar to that of the surround screen, and the operation feel is much worse!"
"Yongyeon's virtual helmet is different, and the "Yuzai Food King" inside is worth the price! It is said that Yongyeon's helmet is specially modified, which strengthens the sense of smell and taste, and can taste the taste of food in the game , and the reality is not much different!"
"Really? Why does it sound unreliable?"
"It's true! You can eat with your belly open, and you don't have to worry about getting fat. It's a good news for foodies! But there is also a disadvantage. No matter how delicious the food is, it is delicious at the time, and you can't remember it soon after eating. Taste it."
"There are many apple trees on my small island, and the apples on them are delicious! They are crisp and sweet, even more delicious than the 20 yuan apples sold in the fruit shop. By the way, my id is XXXXXXX, welcome Everyone come to my island as guests!"
"Apple, banana, and pear are the most common fruits on the island. Does anyone have durian on the island? I want to try durian!"
"There are durians on my small island, and the taste is really strong! Fortunately, they didn't grow in front of my house."
"It's said that you can really learn cooking skills in the game! I went to visit the island of food writer Huang Gang, watching how to cook step by step with him, the effect is much better than watching video teaching! And in the game You don’t have to worry about wasting materials, and if you fail, you can do it again.”
"The scenery in the game is also very beautiful! You can taste food, learn cooking skills, and enjoy the scenery. This game is a hit!"
"Yes, there are all kinds of cute little animals."
"I think the cutest one is the bamboo rat on the island of Fertilizer Brothers! The chirping appearance, and the short legs that keep paddling when it is lifted by the tail are so cute!"
"Like bamboo rats? I'm afraid you're greedy for someone's body!"
The topic was discussed and discussed, from which animal is cuter, to which animal is more delicious, and finally I don’t know who mentioned the bass.
"Striped bass……"
"Fuck, stop talking about bass!"
"My head hurts when I see the word bass!"
"It's not fish sauce, it's sea bass!"
"Whoa, don't hurt me again!"
"Recently, our scientific research team discovered a new symptom. When most players of "Youzai Food King" hear bass, they will uncontrollably show emotions such as depression, restlessness, and even tantrums. We named it - perch post-traumatic stress disorder (perch PTSD)."
"It's so real!"
The number of likes for this comment was quickly pushed up.
For some reason, a player who has never played the game asked curiously: "Why did you react so violently when you heard the bass? Is it so annoying?"
Some players posted their own backpack of fish, all of which are exactly the same black bass!
"Why is bass such a dislike?
Come to your own island for the first time, enjoy the beautiful scenery; shake the apple from the tree, taste its deliciousness; pick up the stone to hunt, go to the NPC's island, accept the warm hospitality, everything It's all so fun.
However, everything changes from the moment you save enough money to buy a fishing rod.When I caught bass for the first time, I was very happy; the second time, it was still bass; after fishing dozens, hundreds of times, it was still bass!Who can bear this!
Whether you are fishing on the beach in the sea, by the small river in front of your house, or under the fierce waterfall, all you catch are perch, as if the perch dragged the family and officially announced the occupation of the island!
The most unbearable thing is that the price of this sea bass is still very cheap, not cheap, it is simply cheap!Bass is 20 island coins, and black bass is only 10 island coins!Not even the price of an apple!The pay and the harvest are completely out of proportion!
And the fishing rod has durability, maybe you run out of durability of a fishing rod, and the money you make from selling fish in the end is not enough for the price of the fishing rod! "
"Uh, is it so miserable?"
A player posted a photo of sea bass on the beach: "Desperate, this world with only sea bass is hopeless! I put sea bass all over the beach as a warning, but they are still going on, obstinately biting the hook!"
A player posted a picture of a perch pattern on the ground of the island.
Looking at him, he seemed to be extremely crazy: "Hahahahaha, I'm not crazy, I'm really not crazy! Another fishing rod, I will continue!"
One player was even worse.
He cried, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I have been fishing all the time, all of them are bass, and I have formed muscle memory by repeating the actions of throwing the pole, closing the pole, and releasing the fish!
As a result, when a huge speartail fish was caught, the hand was one step faster than the head, and it was released directly!When I reacted, I was so angry that I smashed my helmet! "
If the backpack is full and a new fish is caught, it is necessary to choose whether to replace this fish with something else.
At the water's edge, you can throw the fish back directly for release.
Unlike throwing it away, it can never be found again!
"Touch, you are really miserable!"
Some players appealed: "Let's go find Wang Jian! Ask him to change the probability of perch!"
"That's right! If you don't adjust, we'll send him perch, one box per person, so that he can feel what despair is!"
"Wow, brother, you are really vicious!"
(End of this chapter)
"Fuck!"
Wang Zi got up suddenly, and when he saw the bedroom environment, he was relieved.
Wiping the sweat off my brow, why did I have such a strange dream?Dreams are full of bass.
It can only be said that this perch is really poisonous!
After washing, I found that my mother was already busy in the kitchen.
Seeing Wang Zi getting up, he smiled at him and said, "I just bought fish from the market, and I will eat fish for lunch today!"
Wang Zi blurted out: "What fish? What fish?"
"It's perch. I didn't know you were so greedy for perch before, and I kept talking about it in my sleep."
Surprised!
Wang Zi looked at the fish in the pool in horror, he was very familiar with that shape!
To tell the truth, he is a little scared when he sees bass now.
But when you actually eat it, the taste is still good.
As Wang Zi ate, he remembered the ad he had seen before. A player learned two dishes from "Youzai Food King", and then made them for his parents.
For so many years, my parents have given me too much, and I have given too little filial piety to my parents.
If you cook for your parents, they will be very surprised, right?
The recipes that can be learned from the fertilizer brothers seem to be based on bamboo rats, and this kind of ingredients cannot be bought.
Next, let's go to other NPC islands!
……
At the same time, "Youzai Food King" also caused lively discussions on the Internet!
"Has anyone bought Yongyeon's virtual helmet? How does it feel?"
"After playing for two days, I can only say that it is absolutely worth it! Hurry up and buy it. If you don't buy it again, the price will increase!"
"Worship the local tyrants! With so much money, even if I want to buy it, I can't afford it!"
"I feel that the virtual helmet is just tasteless, and the visual effect is similar to that of the surround screen, and the operation feel is much worse!"
"Yongyeon's virtual helmet is different, and the "Yuzai Food King" inside is worth the price! It is said that Yongyeon's helmet is specially modified, which strengthens the sense of smell and taste, and can taste the taste of food in the game , and the reality is not much different!"
"Really? Why does it sound unreliable?"
"It's true! You can eat with your belly open, and you don't have to worry about getting fat. It's a good news for foodies! But there is also a disadvantage. No matter how delicious the food is, it is delicious at the time, and you can't remember it soon after eating. Taste it."
"There are many apple trees on my small island, and the apples on them are delicious! They are crisp and sweet, even more delicious than the 20 yuan apples sold in the fruit shop. By the way, my id is XXXXXXX, welcome Everyone come to my island as guests!"
"Apple, banana, and pear are the most common fruits on the island. Does anyone have durian on the island? I want to try durian!"
"There are durians on my small island, and the taste is really strong! Fortunately, they didn't grow in front of my house."
"It's said that you can really learn cooking skills in the game! I went to visit the island of food writer Huang Gang, watching how to cook step by step with him, the effect is much better than watching video teaching! And in the game You don’t have to worry about wasting materials, and if you fail, you can do it again.”
"The scenery in the game is also very beautiful! You can taste food, learn cooking skills, and enjoy the scenery. This game is a hit!"
"Yes, there are all kinds of cute little animals."
"I think the cutest one is the bamboo rat on the island of Fertilizer Brothers! The chirping appearance, and the short legs that keep paddling when it is lifted by the tail are so cute!"
"Like bamboo rats? I'm afraid you're greedy for someone's body!"
The topic was discussed and discussed, from which animal is cuter, to which animal is more delicious, and finally I don’t know who mentioned the bass.
"Striped bass……"
"Fuck, stop talking about bass!"
"My head hurts when I see the word bass!"
"It's not fish sauce, it's sea bass!"
"Whoa, don't hurt me again!"
"Recently, our scientific research team discovered a new symptom. When most players of "Youzai Food King" hear bass, they will uncontrollably show emotions such as depression, restlessness, and even tantrums. We named it - perch post-traumatic stress disorder (perch PTSD)."
"It's so real!"
The number of likes for this comment was quickly pushed up.
For some reason, a player who has never played the game asked curiously: "Why did you react so violently when you heard the bass? Is it so annoying?"
Some players posted their own backpack of fish, all of which are exactly the same black bass!
"Why is bass such a dislike?
Come to your own island for the first time, enjoy the beautiful scenery; shake the apple from the tree, taste its deliciousness; pick up the stone to hunt, go to the NPC's island, accept the warm hospitality, everything It's all so fun.
However, everything changes from the moment you save enough money to buy a fishing rod.When I caught bass for the first time, I was very happy; the second time, it was still bass; after fishing dozens, hundreds of times, it was still bass!Who can bear this!
Whether you are fishing on the beach in the sea, by the small river in front of your house, or under the fierce waterfall, all you catch are perch, as if the perch dragged the family and officially announced the occupation of the island!
The most unbearable thing is that the price of this sea bass is still very cheap, not cheap, it is simply cheap!Bass is 20 island coins, and black bass is only 10 island coins!Not even the price of an apple!The pay and the harvest are completely out of proportion!
And the fishing rod has durability, maybe you run out of durability of a fishing rod, and the money you make from selling fish in the end is not enough for the price of the fishing rod! "
"Uh, is it so miserable?"
A player posted a photo of sea bass on the beach: "Desperate, this world with only sea bass is hopeless! I put sea bass all over the beach as a warning, but they are still going on, obstinately biting the hook!"
A player posted a picture of a perch pattern on the ground of the island.
Looking at him, he seemed to be extremely crazy: "Hahahahaha, I'm not crazy, I'm really not crazy! Another fishing rod, I will continue!"
One player was even worse.
He cried, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I have been fishing all the time, all of them are bass, and I have formed muscle memory by repeating the actions of throwing the pole, closing the pole, and releasing the fish!
As a result, when a huge speartail fish was caught, the hand was one step faster than the head, and it was released directly!When I reacted, I was so angry that I smashed my helmet! "
If the backpack is full and a new fish is caught, it is necessary to choose whether to replace this fish with something else.
At the water's edge, you can throw the fish back directly for release.
Unlike throwing it away, it can never be found again!
"Touch, you are really miserable!"
Some players appealed: "Let's go find Wang Jian! Ask him to change the probability of perch!"
"That's right! If you don't adjust, we'll send him perch, one box per person, so that he can feel what despair is!"
"Wow, brother, you are really vicious!"
(End of this chapter)
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