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Chapter 354 One Hundred Ways to Write Death
Difficult game is difficult, fun is really fun!
The dazzling blacksmithing of "Ding Ding Dang Dang" makes people excited and excited, but dying in various tricks and suffering constantly is also a great joy of (watching) the game, just like that sentence, pain and happiness!

Players have never lacked a sense of humor. Not long after the release of "Sekiro", some big guys made a MOD, which can replace the word "death" that appears on the head when dying in the game with "dish" or "give it for nothing". ", making the death scene look comical.

Some video authors also collected the death scenes of various anchors, and made a collection of fancy deaths, full of laughs!

At the beginning of the video, there is Kuro's famous line: "Even if you lose once, and risk your life, you will definitely save your master. That is, my ninja."

Fully expressed the trust in the wolf!

But next.

Anchor A stood in front of a tunnel, and his voice was very helpless: "Every time you say, the next boss is difficult, the next boss is difficult, since hitting a hot woman yesterday, it feels like she died inexplicably, and then hitting a big monkey, After playing three times, they are all cold. I run the map so hard every time, isn’t it just to find an opponent? I want to ask a question, is this BOSS the strongest in the game?
If so, then I don't think I want to play.Because the difficulty is not enough, I really think this BOSS is not difficult enough.It's not that I'm bragging, I got past him for a while.His tricks are too easy to see through. "

"Ha ha!"

"Brother, you are inflated!"

"Prepare for a slap in the face!"

After bragging, he rushed from the tunnel into the burning Buddhist hall, in front of him was the foster father of the wolf, Xiao.

Shuriken start, whoosh!

Xiao Xiao bounced the knife away, leaned forward and rushed up, swung the long knife left and right, filled the wolf's posture slot in two seconds, and couldn't move.

"boom!"

While slashing with the long knife, a firecracker was thrown. Amidst the huge bang and light, the wolf lay directly on the ground.

Spike!

A barrage of "dishes" floated over.

"Like clouds and flowing water, does it hurt brother?"

"Father: I'm not bragging, I haven't hurt him."

"Your dad is still your dad!"

Anchor B, standing on the roof, looking at the plump Sledgehammer wearing a pair of crotch pants and looking like a sumo wrestler, was very troubled: "I think about what to do, but I can't beat it! It's hard to clear these little soldiers. I'm afraid I'll be beaten again if I die!"

Later, I added a line to Brother Sledgehammer, mocking: "You coward!"

Anchor B is still hesitating: "Is there a Buddha statue nearby, I want to save a file first!"

"Do you want to be a coward for the rest of your life, or a real hero for five minutes?"

After struggling for a long time, the wolf finally jumped up from the roof and jumped in front of Brother Sledgehammer... Slashing the air with a knife.

The distance is a full two positions away!

When the knife cut through the air, anchor B also hurriedly wanted to run away, but Brother Sledgehammer had already raised the sledgehammer and knocked it down, smashing him to the ground.

"Eat my hammer!"

"Give it for nothing!"

"Hahahaha sorry, it's only a second."

Monkey Mountain, anchor C.

There is a group of monkeys here, squeaking and screaming. The fur of ordinary monkeys is brown. One of the leaders has white fur and holds a pair of knives in his hand.

While cleaning up the little monkey, the anchor C jumped between the rocks to avoid the attack of the white monkey, and kept mocking: "You have another monkey grandson for me to kill, is it uncomfortable? Hey, another one, in front of you Face-to-face killing, is it uncomfortable?"

After cleaning up all the little monkeys, they were finally singled out with the white monkey.

The white monkey can not only stand up and slash, but also run and jump on all fours. When attacking, it flies up far away like a praying mantis. far away.

Sometimes when dodging the wolf's sword, the body falls to the ground weak and boneless. When it gets up, it looks like a tumbler, and the body swings from side to side.

In the later period, the anchor Hou Ge's lines with a Tianjing accent were used to dub the White Monkey, and there was no sense of disobedience!
"Oh, you can't hurt my blood at all."

The white monkey turned around and waved its two knives, while flexibly jumping backwards: "Sweep a drop of peeping! (monkey language)"

"If it's not now, when will it be! Hey, oh shit (beat up), three swords, three swords (retaliation), swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish! It's just a slut."

The wolf was immobilized by a series of violent attacks, and lay directly on the ground.

White Monkey Sword Master, how could he have earned his reputation in vain!

"66666!"

"What do you mean, brother?"

"It's still not strong enough!"

"This wave of Tianxiu!"

Anchor D, at the beginning of the game, at the crossbeam under the bridge.

Here is a monster that at first glance looks like a mushroom, but is actually a dwarf wearing a bamboo hat.

D just played the game, and he is not very proficient in the operation. He jumped up and slashed with a dagger. He wanted to jump and dodge, but he jumped out of the beam in a panic and fell off the bridge. He screamed in panic. Get up: "Hey~~~~~"

bia!

Falling into the shallow river under the bridge, the blood tank almost bottomed out, but he was still alive!

Anchor D narrowly escaped death, just stood up, but when he turned around, he saw a large green lizard behind him, and immediately jumped up in fright!

"Scared me to death, what is this thing? Where did I fall?"

The lizard was scurrying around under the wolf's feet, D became a little vigilant: "What are you doing, you won't attack me too, will you?"

babble!

The lizard suddenly opened its mouth and bit the wolf's butt!
Then he ran away quickly, turned around to look at the wolf, and slowly knelt down in the river.

"Hahahaha, this is too good!"

"I laughed so hard, it's the first time I've seen someone bitten to death by a lizard!"

"Everything is in Wang Jian's calculation!"

The Falling Valley is covered with snow all the year round, the elite snake-eyed white vines, countless players have died here!

Snake-eyed white vine is wearing a brown cloak and holding a bazooka-like iron rod in his hand. Some players said that it is harder to beat this elite monster than to beat Madame Butterfly!
Anchor E went up to chop and chop, but was blocked by Bai Teng brandishing an iron rod, and then suddenly raised the iron rod, "bang" was a shot!
The wolf was shot in the chest while jumping back, and half of the blood was gone.

"I got up, a shot and a second, what can I say?"

"WDNMD, is it really for nothing?"

E said calmly: "It doesn't matter, it will pass sooner or later, just now it was just short of a knife."

Flying to the valley of the fall, just about to grab a tree with the claws, "bang"!
Fall into the abyss.

The bgm is full of passion, every time Bai Teng shoots, he steps on the rhythm point, the atmosphere is extremely passionate, like a collection of kills in a gunfight game!
boom! boom! boom!
The wolf was in mid-air, dodging and attacking, and was knocked down by Bai Teng's domineering shots countless times!
"OH MY GODNESS!"

"OHHHHHHHH!"

"Crazy step!"

"I've been playing this elite for two hours, and I haven't played yet!"

At the end of the video, some players commented: "Sekiro is on sale, weeping with joy. Seeing mobs for the first time, I am fearless. Long Yin has two lives, and I think I am invincible. Goodbye elites, I want to compete. Swords and swords, crying and crying. Spending money to buy crimes, I am You idiot. There is one last word, please bear in mind, old thief Wang Jian, he was criticized like a muddlehead."

(End of this chapter)