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Chapter 336 Let the poisonous snake bite you a few bites!
Chapter 336 Let the poisonous snake bite you a few bites!
"Haha!" Jiang Yi started laughing when he heard that, and said, "Xin'er, I just wanted to test your reaction, I didn't expect you to be quite good, hahaha..."
"Brother Jiang Yi, I'm so happy," Luo Xiner said with a smile, "I seem to remember what happened when I was in high school, and you were like that at that time!"
"Xin'er, to be honest, I really want to go back to that time," Jiang Yi said, "It's just that although we are together now, I'm still a mobile phone, and I've made you feel wronged!"
"Oh, brother Jiang Yi, why do you think so?" Luo Xiner smiled and said, "Since I met you, my life has become very happy, and this kind of happiness has never been available since my mother became a vegetable. I’ve never done it before, so I don’t dislike you as a mobile phone at all! Brother Jiang Yi, don’t have any thoughts, I will definitely work hard to accumulate points, and when the time comes, I will definitely let you become a human again !"
Jiang Yi was very moved when he heard that, and said, "Xin'er, I really want to hug you now, but I really can't do it!"
"Haha, Brother Jiang Yi, if you can't do it, it's fine if I can do it?" Luo Xiner smiled as she hugged Jiang Yi in her arms and closed her eyes happily.
Jiang Yi's face was a little shy, and at this moment, another strange number called, and the intelligent system said: "Jiang Yi, this number is Wang Tianjin's phone number!"
"Okay, okay!" Jiang Yi hurriedly agreed, and then said to Luo Xiner: "Xiner, this phone number belongs to Wang Tianjin, you..."
"Don't worry, Brother Jiang Yi," Luo Xiner sneered, and said, "Just watch, how can I deal with this bastard!"
With that said, Luo Xiner put Jiang Yi in front of her eyes, she connected the phone, pretended to be in pain and said, "Hey, please, who can I ask? Ah, ah, my head hurts... Ouch , which one, please?"
Wang Tianjin listened quietly on the other end of the phone. Luo Xiner's painful cry came very clearly from the phone, and Wang Tianjin's face couldn't help but smug.
Originally, there was no need for Wang Tianjin to call Luo Xiner. According to his voodoo skills, as long as he gave the puppet a needle step by step, Luo Xiner's life would be lost.Of course, this is on the premise that Luo Xiner's hair has not been touched by a boy's urine, but now, it is impossible for him to want Luo Xiner's life.
However, Wang Tianjin suddenly remembered one thing, the little bitch Luo Xiner had teased him before, even if she died in a few days, he had to tease her well!
Therefore, Wang Tianjin used an unfamiliar number to call Luo Xiner.
Now, listening to Luo Xiner screaming in pain on the phone, Wang Tianjin felt so happy.He listened complacently for a while, then said in a very gloomy tone: "Luo Xiner, does your head hurt?"
"Yes, yes," Luo Xiner said, "I, my head hurts... Ah... Ouch... Hey, you, how do you know? Who are you? Who, who are you?"
Wang Tianjin thought that the clothes he made were perfect, so he smiled and said, "Luo Xiner, your headache is a sin, do you understand?"
"Ah? What? You, what are you talking about?" Luo Xiner pretended to be surprised: "You mean sin? What sin? You, who are you? Ah..."
Wang Tianjin sneered and said, "Luo Xin'er, what do you call a sin? Haven't you killed a life in your life?"
"I..." Luo Xiner rolled her eyes and said, "You, you are... ah... who is it? How do you know that I have killed a life? No, what is killing a life? I, I have killed a chicken , Killing ghost bastard, but, it is for my mother to repair her body, my mother, she... ah, my head, my head!"
Luo Xiner pretended to be in pain and screamed non-stop, Wang Tianjin was very happy and said, "Luo Xiner, I was sent by heaven to save you, do you believe it?"
"I, I don't believe it," Luo Xiner cried out in pain, "I said, big brother, did you make a wrong call? What's going on, you, you... Ouch!"
"Haha!" Wang Tianjin laughed on the phone, and said, "Luo Xiner, I knew you didn't believe me, how about this, I can temporarily relieve your pain, just wait a moment!"
After speaking, Wang Tianjin hung up the phone, brought the puppet in front of him, and now pulled out the silver needle.
Seeing that Wang Tianjin hung up the phone, Luo Xiner hurriedly asked, "Brother Jiang Yi, what the hell is this? What does this Wang Tianjin want to do?"
Jiang Yi had already received a reminder from the intelligent system, so he said with a smile, "Xin'er, don't worry, I'll leave a message for you later, don't worry, Wang Tianjin has called now!"
Luo Xiner held Jiang Yi in her hands and saw that it was indeed Wang Tianjin. She hurriedly answered the call and said, "Hello, who are you?"
"Hehe, Luo Xin'er, is your head not hurting anymore?" Wang Tianjin asked with a sneer.
Luo Xiner glanced at Jiang Yi's reminder, and said, "I, I feel much better, you, who are you? What's wrong with your words, why are you so eloquent?"
"Haha, Luo Xiner, do you believe me now?" Wang Tianjin smiled and said, "Luo Xiner, but to be honest, although I can relieve your headache, it's only temporary. If you want If you want to never be in pain, you have to do something!"
Luo Xiner said: "Brother, then, tell me, what am I going to do? You, you don't want me to rob you, do you?"
"Hehe, Luo Xin'er, of course you don't need to rob!" Wang Tianjin smiled and said, "Frankly speaking, the reason why you have a headache is because you killed too many lives in your previous life, so you have to go somewhere."
"To a place?" Luo Xiner said, "What place?"
Wang Tianjin sneered and said, "Luo Xiner, you are going to a park. Tomorrow night, there will be a few poisonous snakes in that park. Only by being bitten by those poisonous snakes can you erase the sins of your previous life, do you understand? ?”
Luo Xiner said: "I said this man, you are not talking nonsense, are you? Where did the poisonous snake come from in the park? Are you lying to me? Ouch, Ouch, what, what's going on?"
While talking, Luo Xin'er glanced at Jiang Yi's message prompt, and hurriedly started screaming again.At this time, Wang Tianjin happened to pierce the silver needle into the puppet's forehead again.
"Hehe, Luo Xin'er, are you in pain again now?" Wang Tianjin said triumphantly, "If you don't go to that place tomorrow night, you will die of pain!"
Luo Xiner yelled a few more words, and finally yelled: "Okay, okay, I, I'll go! But, you, you have to give me a promise, okay?"
(End of this chapter)
"Haha!" Jiang Yi started laughing when he heard that, and said, "Xin'er, I just wanted to test your reaction, I didn't expect you to be quite good, hahaha..."
"Brother Jiang Yi, I'm so happy," Luo Xiner said with a smile, "I seem to remember what happened when I was in high school, and you were like that at that time!"
"Xin'er, to be honest, I really want to go back to that time," Jiang Yi said, "It's just that although we are together now, I'm still a mobile phone, and I've made you feel wronged!"
"Oh, brother Jiang Yi, why do you think so?" Luo Xiner smiled and said, "Since I met you, my life has become very happy, and this kind of happiness has never been available since my mother became a vegetable. I’ve never done it before, so I don’t dislike you as a mobile phone at all! Brother Jiang Yi, don’t have any thoughts, I will definitely work hard to accumulate points, and when the time comes, I will definitely let you become a human again !"
Jiang Yi was very moved when he heard that, and said, "Xin'er, I really want to hug you now, but I really can't do it!"
"Haha, Brother Jiang Yi, if you can't do it, it's fine if I can do it?" Luo Xiner smiled as she hugged Jiang Yi in her arms and closed her eyes happily.
Jiang Yi's face was a little shy, and at this moment, another strange number called, and the intelligent system said: "Jiang Yi, this number is Wang Tianjin's phone number!"
"Okay, okay!" Jiang Yi hurriedly agreed, and then said to Luo Xiner: "Xiner, this phone number belongs to Wang Tianjin, you..."
"Don't worry, Brother Jiang Yi," Luo Xiner sneered, and said, "Just watch, how can I deal with this bastard!"
With that said, Luo Xiner put Jiang Yi in front of her eyes, she connected the phone, pretended to be in pain and said, "Hey, please, who can I ask? Ah, ah, my head hurts... Ouch , which one, please?"
Wang Tianjin listened quietly on the other end of the phone. Luo Xiner's painful cry came very clearly from the phone, and Wang Tianjin's face couldn't help but smug.
Originally, there was no need for Wang Tianjin to call Luo Xiner. According to his voodoo skills, as long as he gave the puppet a needle step by step, Luo Xiner's life would be lost.Of course, this is on the premise that Luo Xiner's hair has not been touched by a boy's urine, but now, it is impossible for him to want Luo Xiner's life.
However, Wang Tianjin suddenly remembered one thing, the little bitch Luo Xiner had teased him before, even if she died in a few days, he had to tease her well!
Therefore, Wang Tianjin used an unfamiliar number to call Luo Xiner.
Now, listening to Luo Xiner screaming in pain on the phone, Wang Tianjin felt so happy.He listened complacently for a while, then said in a very gloomy tone: "Luo Xiner, does your head hurt?"
"Yes, yes," Luo Xiner said, "I, my head hurts... Ah... Ouch... Hey, you, how do you know? Who are you? Who, who are you?"
Wang Tianjin thought that the clothes he made were perfect, so he smiled and said, "Luo Xiner, your headache is a sin, do you understand?"
"Ah? What? You, what are you talking about?" Luo Xiner pretended to be surprised: "You mean sin? What sin? You, who are you? Ah..."
Wang Tianjin sneered and said, "Luo Xin'er, what do you call a sin? Haven't you killed a life in your life?"
"I..." Luo Xiner rolled her eyes and said, "You, you are... ah... who is it? How do you know that I have killed a life? No, what is killing a life? I, I have killed a chicken , Killing ghost bastard, but, it is for my mother to repair her body, my mother, she... ah, my head, my head!"
Luo Xiner pretended to be in pain and screamed non-stop, Wang Tianjin was very happy and said, "Luo Xiner, I was sent by heaven to save you, do you believe it?"
"I, I don't believe it," Luo Xiner cried out in pain, "I said, big brother, did you make a wrong call? What's going on, you, you... Ouch!"
"Haha!" Wang Tianjin laughed on the phone, and said, "Luo Xiner, I knew you didn't believe me, how about this, I can temporarily relieve your pain, just wait a moment!"
After speaking, Wang Tianjin hung up the phone, brought the puppet in front of him, and now pulled out the silver needle.
Seeing that Wang Tianjin hung up the phone, Luo Xiner hurriedly asked, "Brother Jiang Yi, what the hell is this? What does this Wang Tianjin want to do?"
Jiang Yi had already received a reminder from the intelligent system, so he said with a smile, "Xin'er, don't worry, I'll leave a message for you later, don't worry, Wang Tianjin has called now!"
Luo Xiner held Jiang Yi in her hands and saw that it was indeed Wang Tianjin. She hurriedly answered the call and said, "Hello, who are you?"
"Hehe, Luo Xin'er, is your head not hurting anymore?" Wang Tianjin asked with a sneer.
Luo Xiner glanced at Jiang Yi's reminder, and said, "I, I feel much better, you, who are you? What's wrong with your words, why are you so eloquent?"
"Haha, Luo Xiner, do you believe me now?" Wang Tianjin smiled and said, "Luo Xiner, but to be honest, although I can relieve your headache, it's only temporary. If you want If you want to never be in pain, you have to do something!"
Luo Xiner said: "Brother, then, tell me, what am I going to do? You, you don't want me to rob you, do you?"
"Hehe, Luo Xin'er, of course you don't need to rob!" Wang Tianjin smiled and said, "Frankly speaking, the reason why you have a headache is because you killed too many lives in your previous life, so you have to go somewhere."
"To a place?" Luo Xiner said, "What place?"
Wang Tianjin sneered and said, "Luo Xiner, you are going to a park. Tomorrow night, there will be a few poisonous snakes in that park. Only by being bitten by those poisonous snakes can you erase the sins of your previous life, do you understand? ?”
Luo Xiner said: "I said this man, you are not talking nonsense, are you? Where did the poisonous snake come from in the park? Are you lying to me? Ouch, Ouch, what, what's going on?"
While talking, Luo Xin'er glanced at Jiang Yi's message prompt, and hurriedly started screaming again.At this time, Wang Tianjin happened to pierce the silver needle into the puppet's forehead again.
"Hehe, Luo Xin'er, are you in pain again now?" Wang Tianjin said triumphantly, "If you don't go to that place tomorrow night, you will die of pain!"
Luo Xiner yelled a few more words, and finally yelled: "Okay, okay, I, I'll go! But, you, you have to give me a promise, okay?"
(End of this chapter)
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