i turned into a cell phone
Chapter 28 Weird Cell Phone Murder!
Chapter 28 Weird Cell Phone Murder!
Jiang Yi was very angry when he heard this. At first, he only knew that Liang Xiaoli was not a good person, but he didn't expect that her mobile phone was even more vicious than her!
Grandma, if I don't show off my power, you think I'm a sick cat?
Thinking of this, Jiang Yi was about to speak, but at this moment, the voice of the intelligent system rang, saying: "Jiang Yi, the system has released a task, you have to find a way to teach Liang Xiaoli's phone a lesson, if you do it , the system can reward you with a hundred points!"
"Okay, this is exactly what I want!" Jiang Yi was very happy when he heard it, and said, "System, don't worry, I will definitely complete the task!"
The intelligent system said hello and stopped talking.Jiang Yi was thinking of a way to retaliate when he heard Liang Xiaoli's cell phone laughing: "Haha, this mute cell phone is so interesting! Hey, didn't you scare my master just now? Why, now that you see me, you will change Become a coward?"
"Haha, that's right, that's right!" Su Xinyi's phone said with a smile: "Beauty, Luo Xiner's phone is such an idiot, you don't need to talk to him at all!"
"Hehe, I'm talking about Su Xinyi's mobile phone, you are such a cheap bastard!" Jiang Yi finally opened his mouth and said, "I warn you three, don't insult my master. Otherwise, I will kill you!"
"Oh, dumb, you finally spoke!" Liang Xiaoli's cell phone said with a strange smile: "You still want to kill my mother? You have to be so capable! I mean Luo Xiner's cell phone, do you have Luo Xiner's cell phone in your body?" Xin'er must have taken a lot of photos without clothes on, right?"
"I'm sorry, no!" Jiang Yi sneered and said, "Do you think everyone looks like your master Liang Xiaoli? She takes pictures of herself when she has nothing to do. It's a pity that her body and appearance are a mess, and no one will see her naked." !"
"You..." Liang Xiaoli's cell phone became anxious as soon as she heard this, and cursed: "You beast, you actually scolded me? Do you not want to live anymore?"
"Haha, I just don't want to live anymore, what can you do to me?" Jiang Yi sneered and said, "I'm talking about Liang Xiaoli's mobile phone, don't think you are a woman, other mobile phones will respect you when they see you, what do you mean?" what?"
"Okay, do you dare to insult me?" Liang Xiaoli's cell phone yelled: "You, do you believe that this old lady killed you?"
"Kill me? Are you an idiot?" Jiang Yi laughed triumphantly and said, "Hey, I said Liang Xiaoli's cell phone, do you think you can move it yourself? If you can't move it, you still want to kill me, what a joke!"
"Oh, my mother is going to die of anger!" Liang Xiaoli's cell phone became anxious all of a sudden, and she shouted, "Hey, what are you two doing just standing there? Kill him! If anyone kills him, I will kill him!" Be someone's girlfriend!"
"Haha..." Jiang Yi laughed again when he heard that, and said, "Hey, I said you bitch, it's useless even if you command your two concubines! Think about it, three of you, can you understand?" ? You can't even move, yet dare to say you want to kill me? What a fucking dream!"
"That's right, little beauty, we can't move!" Su Xinyi's cell phone said: "Although we have life, we can't move. How do we deal with him?"
"You two are idiots?" Liang Xiaoli began to curse on her mobile phone, and said, "Don't you two have a mouth? Then start cursing? If anyone can scold him to death, I will be with him!"
"Haha, I said you are really cheap!" Jiang Yi laughed and said: "You are just like your master, you are a low-income person. In this case, I will teach you a lesson!"
Liang Xiaoli smiled on her mobile phone: "Hey, I'm dumb, you just started talking nonsense? You said just now that the mobile phone cannot be moved. How do you want to teach me?"
Jiang Yi sneered and said, "Bitch, you just have to die!"
After speaking, Jiang Yi started to act.
All four girls slept on the upper bunk, and between the two beds was a small closet, which was divided into upper and lower compartments.Each of the four girls has a compartment to store some personal items.Of course, most of their luggage still has to be placed in their lower berths.
Both of these small cabinets are at the same height as the bed, so it is convenient for girls to put some things on top of the cabinets.When Liang Xiaoli was sleeping this night, her head was close to the small cabinet, and the mobile phone was conveniently placed on top of the small cabinet.
However, Liang Xiaoli was a little careless, because her mobile phone was placed close to the edge of the small cabinet.All of this was seen by Jiang Yi.
Therefore, Jiang Yi immediately started dialing Liang Xiaoli's mobile phone. According to his judgment, as long as the mobile phone vibrates a few times, it will definitely fall off!
hum!hum!hum!
Liang Xiaoli's cell phone vibrated immediately, and Liang Xiaoli's cell phone yelled: "Hey, who called me? Here, who is this Sao Fox? Haha, it turned out to be Luo Xiner, haha, interesting, so interesting 1 "
Jiang Yi was even angrier when he heard that, it turned out that Liang Xiaoli actually wrote Luo Xiner's phone number as Sao Fox?
His grandma's, damn it!
Therefore, Jiang Yi kept calling Liang Xiaoli's cell phone. Liang Xiaoli's cell phone kept vibrating, and it was getting closer and closer to the edge of the small cabinet, and it was about to fall off!
It wasn't until this time that Liang Xiaoli's phone came to her senses, and she hurriedly yelled: "Bastard, stop it! Master, help, help... ah..."
Snapped!
There was a crisp sound in the dormitory, and Liang Xiaoli's phone actually fell on the ground, and there was no more sound.
"Beauty, beauty, you, are you okay?" Su Xinyi's and Ge Yiyi's cell phones all rang, but Liang Xiaoli's cell phone was silent.
"Haha, Jiang Yi, the system's prompt is here!" The intelligent system smiled and said, "You have now completed the task of punishing the mobile phone and obtained 250 points. You now have [-] points!"
Jiang Yi was very happy when he heard that, he quickly deleted all the records of Liang Xiaoli in the call log, and then stopped making a sound.
What puzzled Jiang Yi was that the ringing of the mobile phone did not attract the attention of the girls. It was not until Liang Xiaoli woke up in the morning that she found her mobile phone dropped on the ground.
Liang Xiaoli's cell phone was still silent, and now Su Xinyi and Ge Yiyi's cell phones also stopped talking.Liang Xiaoli glanced at the people present and smiled contemptuously: "Tch, didn't I just drop a mobile phone? I just need to replace it!"
Jiang Yi smiled coldly in his heart, thinking, Liang Xiaoli, Liang Xiaoli, I will definitely let you change your mobile phone until you go bankrupt!
If your next mobile phone still has this virtue, just wait and see!
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Yi was very angry when he heard this. At first, he only knew that Liang Xiaoli was not a good person, but he didn't expect that her mobile phone was even more vicious than her!
Grandma, if I don't show off my power, you think I'm a sick cat?
Thinking of this, Jiang Yi was about to speak, but at this moment, the voice of the intelligent system rang, saying: "Jiang Yi, the system has released a task, you have to find a way to teach Liang Xiaoli's phone a lesson, if you do it , the system can reward you with a hundred points!"
"Okay, this is exactly what I want!" Jiang Yi was very happy when he heard it, and said, "System, don't worry, I will definitely complete the task!"
The intelligent system said hello and stopped talking.Jiang Yi was thinking of a way to retaliate when he heard Liang Xiaoli's cell phone laughing: "Haha, this mute cell phone is so interesting! Hey, didn't you scare my master just now? Why, now that you see me, you will change Become a coward?"
"Haha, that's right, that's right!" Su Xinyi's phone said with a smile: "Beauty, Luo Xiner's phone is such an idiot, you don't need to talk to him at all!"
"Hehe, I'm talking about Su Xinyi's mobile phone, you are such a cheap bastard!" Jiang Yi finally opened his mouth and said, "I warn you three, don't insult my master. Otherwise, I will kill you!"
"Oh, dumb, you finally spoke!" Liang Xiaoli's cell phone said with a strange smile: "You still want to kill my mother? You have to be so capable! I mean Luo Xiner's cell phone, do you have Luo Xiner's cell phone in your body?" Xin'er must have taken a lot of photos without clothes on, right?"
"I'm sorry, no!" Jiang Yi sneered and said, "Do you think everyone looks like your master Liang Xiaoli? She takes pictures of herself when she has nothing to do. It's a pity that her body and appearance are a mess, and no one will see her naked." !"
"You..." Liang Xiaoli's cell phone became anxious as soon as she heard this, and cursed: "You beast, you actually scolded me? Do you not want to live anymore?"
"Haha, I just don't want to live anymore, what can you do to me?" Jiang Yi sneered and said, "I'm talking about Liang Xiaoli's mobile phone, don't think you are a woman, other mobile phones will respect you when they see you, what do you mean?" what?"
"Okay, do you dare to insult me?" Liang Xiaoli's cell phone yelled: "You, do you believe that this old lady killed you?"
"Kill me? Are you an idiot?" Jiang Yi laughed triumphantly and said, "Hey, I said Liang Xiaoli's cell phone, do you think you can move it yourself? If you can't move it, you still want to kill me, what a joke!"
"Oh, my mother is going to die of anger!" Liang Xiaoli's cell phone became anxious all of a sudden, and she shouted, "Hey, what are you two doing just standing there? Kill him! If anyone kills him, I will kill him!" Be someone's girlfriend!"
"Haha..." Jiang Yi laughed again when he heard that, and said, "Hey, I said you bitch, it's useless even if you command your two concubines! Think about it, three of you, can you understand?" ? You can't even move, yet dare to say you want to kill me? What a fucking dream!"
"That's right, little beauty, we can't move!" Su Xinyi's cell phone said: "Although we have life, we can't move. How do we deal with him?"
"You two are idiots?" Liang Xiaoli began to curse on her mobile phone, and said, "Don't you two have a mouth? Then start cursing? If anyone can scold him to death, I will be with him!"
"Haha, I said you are really cheap!" Jiang Yi laughed and said: "You are just like your master, you are a low-income person. In this case, I will teach you a lesson!"
Liang Xiaoli smiled on her mobile phone: "Hey, I'm dumb, you just started talking nonsense? You said just now that the mobile phone cannot be moved. How do you want to teach me?"
Jiang Yi sneered and said, "Bitch, you just have to die!"
After speaking, Jiang Yi started to act.
All four girls slept on the upper bunk, and between the two beds was a small closet, which was divided into upper and lower compartments.Each of the four girls has a compartment to store some personal items.Of course, most of their luggage still has to be placed in their lower berths.
Both of these small cabinets are at the same height as the bed, so it is convenient for girls to put some things on top of the cabinets.When Liang Xiaoli was sleeping this night, her head was close to the small cabinet, and the mobile phone was conveniently placed on top of the small cabinet.
However, Liang Xiaoli was a little careless, because her mobile phone was placed close to the edge of the small cabinet.All of this was seen by Jiang Yi.
Therefore, Jiang Yi immediately started dialing Liang Xiaoli's mobile phone. According to his judgment, as long as the mobile phone vibrates a few times, it will definitely fall off!
hum!hum!hum!
Liang Xiaoli's cell phone vibrated immediately, and Liang Xiaoli's cell phone yelled: "Hey, who called me? Here, who is this Sao Fox? Haha, it turned out to be Luo Xiner, haha, interesting, so interesting 1 "
Jiang Yi was even angrier when he heard that, it turned out that Liang Xiaoli actually wrote Luo Xiner's phone number as Sao Fox?
His grandma's, damn it!
Therefore, Jiang Yi kept calling Liang Xiaoli's cell phone. Liang Xiaoli's cell phone kept vibrating, and it was getting closer and closer to the edge of the small cabinet, and it was about to fall off!
It wasn't until this time that Liang Xiaoli's phone came to her senses, and she hurriedly yelled: "Bastard, stop it! Master, help, help... ah..."
Snapped!
There was a crisp sound in the dormitory, and Liang Xiaoli's phone actually fell on the ground, and there was no more sound.
"Beauty, beauty, you, are you okay?" Su Xinyi's and Ge Yiyi's cell phones all rang, but Liang Xiaoli's cell phone was silent.
"Haha, Jiang Yi, the system's prompt is here!" The intelligent system smiled and said, "You have now completed the task of punishing the mobile phone and obtained 250 points. You now have [-] points!"
Jiang Yi was very happy when he heard that, he quickly deleted all the records of Liang Xiaoli in the call log, and then stopped making a sound.
What puzzled Jiang Yi was that the ringing of the mobile phone did not attract the attention of the girls. It was not until Liang Xiaoli woke up in the morning that she found her mobile phone dropped on the ground.
Liang Xiaoli's cell phone was still silent, and now Su Xinyi and Ge Yiyi's cell phones also stopped talking.Liang Xiaoli glanced at the people present and smiled contemptuously: "Tch, didn't I just drop a mobile phone? I just need to replace it!"
Jiang Yi smiled coldly in his heart, thinking, Liang Xiaoli, Liang Xiaoli, I will definitely let you change your mobile phone until you go bankrupt!
If your next mobile phone still has this virtue, just wait and see!
(End of this chapter)
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