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Chapter 157 The Legendary Masturbation Cup

In the meeting hall of the Lu Family of the Qingxi Empire, an old man with white beard and hair was sitting at the top, listening to the report of the middle-aged man below.

The old man is the old ancestor of the Lu family, the Louvre. He is the peak acquired martial artist. He is a well-known strong man who is famous in the Qingxi Empire. It is precisely because of the existence of the old man that the Lu family has become one of the five major families of the Qingxi Empire!

And that middle-aged man is Lu Bi, the current head of the Lu family, and the father of Lu Ergou.

"Old ancestor! You have to be the master of my second dog!"

Ruby cried to the Louvre with tears in his eyes, "As you ordered, after we learned that the mysterious strongman from Donghai Province had come to the imperial capital, we sent Ergou to test it out, but the other party didn't give us face at all, even if Ergou has revealed the name of our Lu family, but the other party still wants Ergou to kneel down and apologize to him, this is simply a slap in the face of our Lu family!"

"Humph!"

The Louvre heard Ruby's words, and couldn't help being furious. His hair was about to be remembered, and he blew his beard and stared and said, "It's really disgusting! Even if that guy is a master, he shouldn't just humiliate Ergou like this." Ah! His humiliation of the two dogs is equivalent to looking down on our imperial capital, the Lu family. Looking down on our imperial capital, the Lu family is looking down on me. How can this be possible! You must know that I am one of the few warriors in the Qingxi Empire who have broken through to the Houtian realm Ah! What an angry old man!"

"Yeah, that's right, I hope you, my ancestor, will take revenge on that guy!" Lu Fei excitedly said to the Louvre.

But when it comes to fighting, the Louvre immediately hesitated, "But the other party is stronger than me! You know, I can kill thousands of troops by myself. After all, I have broken through to the acquired realm, and I am no longer an ordinary warrior. There has already been a qualitative leap. No matter how many soldiers there are, they are nothing more than numbers. There is no need to be afraid. This is why our five great families are above the imperial power! But even if it is me who wants to kill thousands of troops, Even if those soldiers stand still and wait for me to kill them, they will have to kill them for days and nights, and it is impossible to kill them with one blow!"

"Ah? Doesn't this mean that this guy is more powerful than your ancestor? Then what should we do? If Lu Ergou offends him, it is equivalent to our Lu family offending him. If our Lu family offends him, it is equivalent to Grandpa, you offended him, grandpa, you offended such a master, if he killed you in a fit of anger, then our Lu family would have no backer, wouldn’t our Lu family have no backer, wouldn’t we be punished? The other four families were wiped out by practicers!"

Ruby had an idea, and suddenly thought of what might happen in the future, he couldn't help being horrified, his face was pale, his legs were weak, and he said to the Louvre tremblingly: "Old ancestor, why don't we hurry to give him Apologize! After all, face is small, but life is big!"

The Louvre couldn't help but shook its head when it heard Ruby's words: "Oh, although I want to apologize, the other party may not necessarily appreciate it! You must know that the ruthless person who slaughtered tens of millions of troops within a year , can you guarantee that he won't kill me in a fit of anger?"

"Ah? Ancestor, what should we do now? Why don't we sell the property quickly while the other collateral blood relatives of the Lu family don't know about it, and then hide our names and go to have a good time and live happily?" Lu Bi had an idea, and came up with a good idea, so he quickly suggested, "When the time comes, you go back to your Liusha River, and I'll go to my Gaolaozhuang, so you don't have to be afraid!"

The Louvre was moved by Ruby's suggestion, but after all, he is also a well-known master, and he is used to the life of power and power to stretch out his hands and mouth, and suddenly asked him to hide his name and live like an ordinary person. , How can the Louvre stand it!
So the Louvre frowned and said: "You are wrong, I think we can still struggle a little bit more, and we can skip a few more chapters, there is no need for that!"

As soon as Lu Fei thought about the words of the Louvre, he knew that the Louvre must have a countermeasure, so he couldn't help but excitedly said: "Haha, old ancestor, the plan will be released?"

The Louvre stroked his white beard, and said proudly: "Haha, in my opinion, although the guy from Donghai Province is better than me, I guess it's just half a genius! After all A strong person in the Xiantian realm has not appeared for thousands of years, and that person is just a baby, even if he started to practice when he was still a tadpole, it is absolutely impossible to reach Xiantian!"

"But even if he is a half-step genius, you, the strongest ancestor of our Lu family, are no more than the acquired peak, and you can't beat him!" Ruby said doubtfully, shaking the back of his head.

"That old thing from the Cui family is a half-step innate talent. It would be great to let the old thing from the Cui family take action against that person! At that time, no matter who wins between the two of them, it will be good or bad for our Lu family , especially since both of them are hurting, that is the great fortune of our Lu family!" Louvre said with his hands on his hips and laughed loudly!

"Ah, a good idea, as expected of the old ancestor, the old fool is smarter than me, and he can come up with such a good idea!" As soon as Ruby heard what the Louvre said, he felt that it was very feasible, and couldn't help but Hands on hips and laughing, how great that such an important problem has been solved in this way!

But when he was happy, Lu Bi thought of another question: "But the old ancestor, that old guy from Cui's family and that little guy from Donghai province have no grudges, so why did they fight?"

When the Louvre heard Luby's question, it couldn't help showing a smug look on its face, and said with a smile: "We will have to use this thing then!"

I saw Louvre put his hand into his crotch with a mysterious expression, buttoned his underwear for a long time, and finally took out the cup, "Dangdangdangdang~Look what this is!"

"Ah? This long, thick one feels extremely hot just looking at it. Could it be the legendary airplane cup!" Ruby stared dumbfounded at the cup in the hands of the Louvre, and shouted in shock. !
"Hahaha, that's right, this is the legendary airplane cup!" The Louvre nodded with satisfaction, "You probably don't know the origin of this airplane cup, and I only heard about it after many inquiries. It is said that the former Taizu Ao Guanhai was only an old man aged 80 to [-] years old, but because he picked up a penny while walking on the road one day, he excitedly handed the money to the uncle of the policeman, who praised him He is a good person, and rewarded him with a small red flag, and later he took the red flag to a pawn shop to sell, and took the silver he got to a grocery store to buy a cup!"

"Could it be that the cup I bought at the grocery store is the legendary Masturbation Cup? Isn't that too unscientific!" Ruby yelled, sighing in his heart how lucky Aoguanhai is, he just went to the grocery store to buy a cup. To be able to buy a masturbation cup, I don’t know how much shit I stepped on to have such good luck!
"Hey! If the grocery store can buy airplane cups, then there will be countless Ao Guanhai in the world!" The Louvre shook his head and said, "After Ao Guanhai bought a cup at the grocery store, he would not drink it when crossing the river." Be careful to drop the cup into the water. At this time, the river god came out, and the river god asked him, old man, is it the golden cup that you dropped? Ao Guanhai said honestly no; the river god asked him again, was it Isn’t it this silver cup? Ao Guanhai still honestly said no, so the River God was very happy, saying that Ao Guanhai was very honest, so he rewarded him with an airplane cup!”

"River God?! Are there really gods in the world?" Ruby was extremely shocked. After all, he lived so much. Although he had heard many myths and stories, but at his level, he was already an adult. Naturally, he would not believe in the world. There are gods on it, but this story was told by my ancestors in the Louvre, which is worth pondering.

I saw the Louvre said in a serious manner: "This is just a legend about the origin of the plane cup. Of course, it is impossible for gods to exist, but you must know that there are practitioners in the world! So the river in that story The God is very likely to be a cultivator, and the airplane cup that the God of the River gave to Ao Guanhai may be the magic weapon of the legendary cultivator!"

"So it's a magic weapon of a cultivator? No wonder it has such a miraculous effect!" Lu Fei nodded thoughtfully, as if he had figured out all the problems at once.

As the Lu family that has been passed down for thousands of years, the secrets about Aoguanhai are naturally recorded. As a family of the Lu family in the imperial capital, Lu Bi has of course read those records.

Before Ao Guanhai got the airplane cup, he was an old man who needed help when crossing the road, but since he got the airplane cup, he started to rejuvenate, and not only his strength became stronger, but also his talent became better, and he also became smarter Yes, just more than ten years to rule the world and establish the former dynasty!
The most important thing is that in the Qingxi Empire, where there is no inheritance of cultivators, only the inheritance of martial arts, the average life expectancy is usually around 50 years old, and even 70 years old is rare in ancient times. Ren Rui, but what about Ao Guanhai?Although people have become smarter and their talents have improved, they can only write a few doggerels at most, and their kung fu is barely in the third-rate realm, but they have passed more than 200 people!Almost three times more than ordinary people!

And the reason why Ao Guanhai can live so long is precisely because of his relationship with that masturbation cup!Because once Ao Guanhai made a slip of the tongue after drinking, he would put the airplane cup in his pants every night, and then he would enjoy a very pleasant feeling, as if he had arrived in the paradise!And because I can live and enjoy such things every day, I feel comfortable physically and mentally, and I live younger and younger!
Thinking of this, Lu Bi couldn't help being a little puzzled: "Hey, if that's the case, why don't you see your old ancestor rejuvenate?"

The Louvre looked up to the sky and sighed, and said helplessly: "Since I got the masturbation cup, I stuffed it into my crotch day and night, hoping to get a great fortune just like the ordinary Ao Guanhai. But this masturbation cup is worthy of legend. I have been studying the magic weapon of Chinese cultivators for so many years, but I still haven't realized its mystery, otherwise, I wouldn't have given it out!"

"So that's the case!" Ruby nodded thoughtfully and said, "Because you don't know how to use the masturbation cup, you plan to give it to the ancestor of the Cui family and ask him to deal with that little boy named Shangguan Mo." Guy? But what if the Cui family got the masturbation cup and didn’t shoot it? We can’t beat him! And what if we do make a shot and later find that the masturbation cup can’t be used without knowing how to use it? Won't you still blame us?"

Seeing Lu Bi's worry, the Louvre smiled and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid, my ancestor, I have already thought of a countermeasure! Didn't you say that Shangguan Mo followed Luo Yu after leaving Qingxi Hotel? Are you in the Antique Street? Let's arrange for someone to pretend to be a seller, sell them the airplane cup, and then tell the old people in the Cui family that the airplane cup is in Shangguan Mo's hands, and then they will naturally fight! "

Speaking of this, the Louvre couldn't help but smiled mysteriously, "Shangguanmo and the others suddenly obtained such a legendary treasure as the airplane cup, of course they will hide it, and they will not hand it over casually, and the airplane cup must be used in a special way Things that can only be used cannot be figured out in just ten days and half a month!"

Lu Bi also smiled and said: "And that old thing from the Cui family is already over 140 years old! You know, although acquired warriors live longer than ordinary people, they can only live up to 150 years old, and they can only live [-] years old unless they break through the innate ability." That old thing from the Cui family broke through half a step of innate not long ago, and it is definitely impossible to break through innate in the few short years left!"

"That's right!" The Louvre smiled with an expression that you understand, "The legendary aircraft cup can prolong life, and the old people of the Cui family will definitely come forward after knowing the news about the aircraft cup. Go get it! After all, as long as he can prolong his lifespan, he will definitely be able to break through his innateness! Innateness, that is a realm that has not been reached for many years! Whether it is the temptation of innateness or the temptation of lifespan, the old things of the Cui family will go to grab Shangguan Mo's airplane cup, when they fight, we can fight each other, and the fisherman will benefit!"

"Hey hey hey~"

"Hey hey hey~"

. . .

Luo Yu is leading the way for Ye Moshu, Shangguan Mo and Zhao Xiaobao in the antique market in the imperial capital, wandering around here, because Ye Moshu and the others want to eat after drinking and eating, so Ye Moshu proposed to come to Antique Street go around.

Because according to Mo Shu's thinking, his apprentice Shangguan Mo is the big boss of the villain!His luck is definitely leveraged!Although not as good as the future protagonist Jun Limo, but the protagonist has not yet been born, it can be said that Shangguanmo's luck is the best in the world!

With great luck and body, according to Mo Shu's years of experience in reading online articles, he usually picks up treasures when he falls into a cave, and picks up leaks when he walks in the street!This is the imperial capital, there are no caves, so the antique street is the best choice!
Ye Moshu, who was shopping, thought so, and when he heard a peddler peddling in front of him, he felt even more so!

"Ah, these guys are objective, I think you are all very handsome. I have a cup here, and I will sell it to you for 100 taels of silver!"

A masked vendor handed a cup and 100 taels of silver to Ye Moshu, then turned around and ran away.

"What the hell is this?"

Ye Moshu looked at the things in his hands curiously, but when Luo Yu beside him saw the cup, he shouted in surprise: "This is the legendary airplane cup!"

(End of this chapter)