Transformation made the villain crooked and swollen?
Chapter 121 The Confused Pirates
Chapter 121 The Confused Pirates
"Master, is this old man scratching your itch?" Some novice Shangguan Mo asked curiously, "But this kind of thing is too brittle, and it needs to be refined at least a hundred times, otherwise it won't be touched at all. Us!"
Chen Junshi and the second leader: "."
emmmmm can you save some face! ! !
Hearing what Shangguan Mo said, Mo Shu was also a little embarrassed. He only thought that Chen Yonghong's action just now was a joke, but he didn't think of anything else. After all, it is impossible for normal people to use mortal objects to attack a cultivator!And Ye Huan also said that his subordinates are more hospitable, this must be their special welcome ceremony.
Thinking of this, Ye Moshu looked at Chen Yonghong apologetically: "Haha, I'm sorry, my neck was broken when the sword touched me just now, it's okay, but it's okay, I still feel that way. "
Chen Yonghong, Erdangjia, and the melon-eating crowd on the pier: "."
mmp!
This unscientific!
"Lin Jun!"
A vicious roar sounded, and Chen Yonghong held the remaining half of the sword in his hand, pointed at the second master Lin Jun with a beard and glaring eyes, and the two began to coax.
"Look at the good deeds you have done! The gold coins that our pirate group has saved for so many years have been handed over to you to buy the Nine Heavens Profound Sword. You spent so much money to buy a fake thing?!"
Chen Yonghong glared at Lin Jun angrily, out of anger.
Seeing this, the other people watching on the pier immediately started talking about it.
"Fuck, it turned out to be fake? No wonder it broke when touched!"
"Hey, I didn't expect the second leader to take so many gold coins and buy a fake and inferior product to fool everyone, really!"
"I really can't see it. The second leader is usually so honest and honest, but I didn't expect to use public funds to fill his own pocket!"
"Me, me, me!" Er Dangjia couldn't help but get angry when he heard people's discussion, knowing that what he bought was obviously the real thing, who knows how to say it would be broken!Could it be that the shelf life has expired?
"You you you, you what you!" Chen Yonghong snorted coldly, "In my opinion, you must have spent the money to buy the sword, and then bought a fake one to fool us!"
"That's it!"
"The military division is right!"
"The second boss is corrupt!"
All the pirates on the pier agreed.
"You, you, military commander, don't talk nonsense!" Lin Jun, the second master, blushed and turned pale, and he didn't know how to argue at all because of his poor eloquence, he just kept repeating: "I am not a fake sword!" , I am clearly a real sword!"
Chen Yonghong: "Yes, you are really cheap!"
Lin Jun was about to cry: "You, you, you... I don't care, this is the real sword!"
"How could the real sword be broken?" Chen Yonghong pouted and said in disbelief.
"Yeah, why did this sword break?" The second master Lin Jun was a little puzzled. After all, he had tested it when he bought it. It was indeed extremely sharp, cutting iron like mud, so he scratched his head and read Kanye Moshu: "Excuse me, will the sword break?"
Ye Moshu: "..."
Chen Yonghong: "..."
The melon-eating pirate on the pier: "..."
Don't you all know that attacking a cultivator with mortal weapons is as fragile as hitting a stone with an egg?
Ye Moshu rubbed his nose, and when he was about to explain, the second master Lin Jun made a new move.
In order to prove his innocence, Lin Jun snatched the other half of the sword from Chen Yonghong's hand, and muttered to himself, "I'll fix the sword right now and show you!"
Lin Jun squatted down as he spoke, and started to fiddle with it alone, while Ye Moshu was a little confused, and couldn't figure out how to repair the broken sword that had been broken in two.
"It's impossible to stick the sword back with 502 glue..."
Ye Moshu said to himself, and then he retracted his speech the next year.
I saw Lin Jun holding the glued sword in one hand and the glue in the other, and said excitedly: "Dangdangdang~Look! I glued it with 502 glue!"
Mo Shu: "..." Mist Grass!You really stick with glue! ! !
"Here, I will show you the power of the sword, and let you see whether it is real or not!"
As Lin Jun spoke, he raised his sword and waved it to the front. He saw a sword glow across the sea, and after forming a wave, its power remained undiminished, directly destroying the entire pier. For a while, all the pirates standing on the pier All fell into the water.
However, the many ignorant pirates in the water didn't have time to pay attention to their own state at this moment, they all looked at Ye Moshu in unison.
stare--
The sword is indeed real. Not only does it cut iron like mud, but it is extremely sharp. I am afraid that the real power is three points more powerful than the legend. Even if it is held by a child with no internal strength, it can be broken casually. Open up the defensive power of second-rate warriors!
so.
Everyone looked at Ye Moshu's expression in panic!Boss, are you a human or a ghost? !
A normal person would at most crush a boulder on the chest, but a big knife on the neck is wrong, it should be a sharp sword that smashes the neck into iron, even novels dare not write like this!
"Ah! Help!"
"Ah, there are monsters here!"
"Ma Ma, I will never be a pirate again, I want to go home!"
Ye Moshu: "..."
Now Chen Yonghong and Lin Jun not far from Yemoshu looked at each other, swallowed their surprised saliva, nodded at each other, then ran away and returned to the crowd in the distance.
"Master, we suddenly remembered that the weather forecast said it would rain today, so let's go back to collect our clothes."
Ye Huan: "..." None of them are under my command, really!My subordinates are not so stupid, they are all fake, they are all hallucinations!
Ye Huan, the boss of this group of pirates, was also extremely embarrassed at this moment, scratching his head and smiling bitterly, and looked at Ye Moshu with embarrassment: "That's embarrassing, besides being a little enthusiastic, they are also a little funny! I Guaranteed, I definitely didn't bring it down!"
Ye Moshu had a smile on his face, and mmp in his heart: "It's okay, everyone is on their own." Damn, this is still a bit funny, which is obviously quite funny, so good!
The pirates ran tens of meters away, and after confirming that they were within a safe range, they breathed a sigh of relief.
"That guy is so powerful, he must not be human!"
"I think it's a monster who has cultivated in the mountains for many years!"
"It must be a horrible devil from hell!"
"It's a monster!"
"It's a ghost!"
"Demon!"
"ghost!"
"Okay, okay, everyone, stop arguing!"
Seeing the people who were about to squabble again, Junshi Chen came out to stop Mo Shu from discussing what the topic was, touched the goat's beard and said, "The most urgent task now is how to rescue the boss!"
As soon as the words fell, all the pirates looked at the few monks, Taoists, missionaries among them.
Taoist: Looking up at the sky...
Monk: Looking at the ground...
Missionary: Look, look... I look back at the sea!
(End of this chapter)
"Master, is this old man scratching your itch?" Some novice Shangguan Mo asked curiously, "But this kind of thing is too brittle, and it needs to be refined at least a hundred times, otherwise it won't be touched at all. Us!"
Chen Junshi and the second leader: "."
emmmmm can you save some face! ! !
Hearing what Shangguan Mo said, Mo Shu was also a little embarrassed. He only thought that Chen Yonghong's action just now was a joke, but he didn't think of anything else. After all, it is impossible for normal people to use mortal objects to attack a cultivator!And Ye Huan also said that his subordinates are more hospitable, this must be their special welcome ceremony.
Thinking of this, Ye Moshu looked at Chen Yonghong apologetically: "Haha, I'm sorry, my neck was broken when the sword touched me just now, it's okay, but it's okay, I still feel that way. "
Chen Yonghong, Erdangjia, and the melon-eating crowd on the pier: "."
mmp!
This unscientific!
"Lin Jun!"
A vicious roar sounded, and Chen Yonghong held the remaining half of the sword in his hand, pointed at the second master Lin Jun with a beard and glaring eyes, and the two began to coax.
"Look at the good deeds you have done! The gold coins that our pirate group has saved for so many years have been handed over to you to buy the Nine Heavens Profound Sword. You spent so much money to buy a fake thing?!"
Chen Yonghong glared at Lin Jun angrily, out of anger.
Seeing this, the other people watching on the pier immediately started talking about it.
"Fuck, it turned out to be fake? No wonder it broke when touched!"
"Hey, I didn't expect the second leader to take so many gold coins and buy a fake and inferior product to fool everyone, really!"
"I really can't see it. The second leader is usually so honest and honest, but I didn't expect to use public funds to fill his own pocket!"
"Me, me, me!" Er Dangjia couldn't help but get angry when he heard people's discussion, knowing that what he bought was obviously the real thing, who knows how to say it would be broken!Could it be that the shelf life has expired?
"You you you, you what you!" Chen Yonghong snorted coldly, "In my opinion, you must have spent the money to buy the sword, and then bought a fake one to fool us!"
"That's it!"
"The military division is right!"
"The second boss is corrupt!"
All the pirates on the pier agreed.
"You, you, military commander, don't talk nonsense!" Lin Jun, the second master, blushed and turned pale, and he didn't know how to argue at all because of his poor eloquence, he just kept repeating: "I am not a fake sword!" , I am clearly a real sword!"
Chen Yonghong: "Yes, you are really cheap!"
Lin Jun was about to cry: "You, you, you... I don't care, this is the real sword!"
"How could the real sword be broken?" Chen Yonghong pouted and said in disbelief.
"Yeah, why did this sword break?" The second master Lin Jun was a little puzzled. After all, he had tested it when he bought it. It was indeed extremely sharp, cutting iron like mud, so he scratched his head and read Kanye Moshu: "Excuse me, will the sword break?"
Ye Moshu: "..."
Chen Yonghong: "..."
The melon-eating pirate on the pier: "..."
Don't you all know that attacking a cultivator with mortal weapons is as fragile as hitting a stone with an egg?
Ye Moshu rubbed his nose, and when he was about to explain, the second master Lin Jun made a new move.
In order to prove his innocence, Lin Jun snatched the other half of the sword from Chen Yonghong's hand, and muttered to himself, "I'll fix the sword right now and show you!"
Lin Jun squatted down as he spoke, and started to fiddle with it alone, while Ye Moshu was a little confused, and couldn't figure out how to repair the broken sword that had been broken in two.
"It's impossible to stick the sword back with 502 glue..."
Ye Moshu said to himself, and then he retracted his speech the next year.
I saw Lin Jun holding the glued sword in one hand and the glue in the other, and said excitedly: "Dangdangdang~Look! I glued it with 502 glue!"
Mo Shu: "..." Mist Grass!You really stick with glue! ! !
"Here, I will show you the power of the sword, and let you see whether it is real or not!"
As Lin Jun spoke, he raised his sword and waved it to the front. He saw a sword glow across the sea, and after forming a wave, its power remained undiminished, directly destroying the entire pier. For a while, all the pirates standing on the pier All fell into the water.
However, the many ignorant pirates in the water didn't have time to pay attention to their own state at this moment, they all looked at Ye Moshu in unison.
stare--
The sword is indeed real. Not only does it cut iron like mud, but it is extremely sharp. I am afraid that the real power is three points more powerful than the legend. Even if it is held by a child with no internal strength, it can be broken casually. Open up the defensive power of second-rate warriors!
so.
Everyone looked at Ye Moshu's expression in panic!Boss, are you a human or a ghost? !
A normal person would at most crush a boulder on the chest, but a big knife on the neck is wrong, it should be a sharp sword that smashes the neck into iron, even novels dare not write like this!
"Ah! Help!"
"Ah, there are monsters here!"
"Ma Ma, I will never be a pirate again, I want to go home!"
Ye Moshu: "..."
Now Chen Yonghong and Lin Jun not far from Yemoshu looked at each other, swallowed their surprised saliva, nodded at each other, then ran away and returned to the crowd in the distance.
"Master, we suddenly remembered that the weather forecast said it would rain today, so let's go back to collect our clothes."
Ye Huan: "..." None of them are under my command, really!My subordinates are not so stupid, they are all fake, they are all hallucinations!
Ye Huan, the boss of this group of pirates, was also extremely embarrassed at this moment, scratching his head and smiling bitterly, and looked at Ye Moshu with embarrassment: "That's embarrassing, besides being a little enthusiastic, they are also a little funny! I Guaranteed, I definitely didn't bring it down!"
Ye Moshu had a smile on his face, and mmp in his heart: "It's okay, everyone is on their own." Damn, this is still a bit funny, which is obviously quite funny, so good!
The pirates ran tens of meters away, and after confirming that they were within a safe range, they breathed a sigh of relief.
"That guy is so powerful, he must not be human!"
"I think it's a monster who has cultivated in the mountains for many years!"
"It must be a horrible devil from hell!"
"It's a monster!"
"It's a ghost!"
"Demon!"
"ghost!"
"Okay, okay, everyone, stop arguing!"
Seeing the people who were about to squabble again, Junshi Chen came out to stop Mo Shu from discussing what the topic was, touched the goat's beard and said, "The most urgent task now is how to rescue the boss!"
As soon as the words fell, all the pirates looked at the few monks, Taoists, missionaries among them.
Taoist: Looking up at the sky...
Monk: Looking at the ground...
Missionary: Look, look... I look back at the sea!
(End of this chapter)
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