Transformation made the villain crooked and swollen?

Chapter 116 Young man, are you dancing?

Looking at Ye Huan, who was still dazed and ignorant on the green grassland above his head, Shangguan Mo finally couldn't bear it, and told him the truth: "Ahem, in fact, after a boy and a girl hold hands, they will be pregnant for ten months before giving birth to a baby. So blablabla”

"what?!"

Ye Huan's eyes widened, his expression was in a daze, and it took a long time before he looked at Murong Yexi viciously, and shouted: "Damn it, you woman dare to deceive me!"

Crackling every time!

After a burst of fighting, the waiter in the auction house took away the beaten Murong Yexi, while Ye Huan walked up to Shangguanmo with tears in his eyes.

"Brother Shangguan, it's thanks to you for uncovering that woman's conspiracy this time, otherwise my life would be ruined! You are like a kindness to me, and I will never forget you in this life, and even if I am a ghost, I will never let you go." Yes!" Ye Huan wiped his tears, half-kneeling and said: "I am willing to recognize you as the boss and follow you forever, whether it is poor or rich, whether it is sickness or health, whether it is young or old. Willing to follow you forever, forever, never leave!"

After Ye Huan finished speaking, he raised his head slightly and looked at Shangguan Mo with a hint of anticipation on his expression.

Looking at this scene, Ye Li and the second manager bowed their heads tacitly in silence. After all, this is Shangguanmo's business, and they dare not intervene.

On the other hand, Shangguan Mo looked at his master with wide eyes and asked his master's opinion.

Ye Moshu: Mist grass!Of course it's okay for you to want to be my apprentice, but why, after hearing what you said, that strong marriage oath must be my illusion, right?
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host's disciples for breaking through 100! Reward [-] million spirit stones!"

Just as Ye Moshu was making complaints, the system suddenly made a fuss, and Ye Moshu was taken aback for a moment.

"Meow meow?! The number of younger brothers has broken a hundred?! What's going on?! Are you sure there is no statistical error in the system?!"

There is only one Ye Huan who recognizes the boss of Shangguan Mo, how can the number of fans break through a hundred in minutes?Ye Moshu was suddenly puzzled.

But before the system could speak, Ye Huanliu answered Ye Moshu's doubts in the next second.

"Boss, boss, let me tell you, I am a well-known pirate leader in Qingxi Secret Realm. I have 80 men under my command, all of whom are good at punching Nanshan Kindergarten and kicking Beihai Nursing Home. They are under one meter old and [-] years old. More than one can hit ten!"

Ye Huan's eyes widened, and he looked at Shangguan Mo as if asking for credit, as if begging for praise.

"okay."

Shangguan Mo replied indifferently, then looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, wondering what he was thinking.

Ye Huan looked at Shangguan Mo's indifferent look, and suddenly felt a little panic in his heart, wondering if Shangguan Mo thought he was too weak and didn't want him?No, I must reflect my importance!
Thinking of this, Ye Huan gritted his teeth, and a look of struggle flashed in his eyes, but he finally sighed and made a decision: "Boss, I have an ancestral secret technique that I want to dedicate to you!"

"Oh? Secret method?"

Hearing about the secret method, Shangguan Mo immediately became interested. After all, this is the world of cultivation, so it is better to have as many secret methods as possible.

"This is a legendary set of dancing skills that can make the atmosphere instantly awkward, and make all enemies poke their eyes!" Ye Huan couldn't help but lower his voice, and said with some seriousness, "Because this set of dancing skills is so powerful, once It once caused a bloodbath on the Continent of Comprehension, so I have been in the rivers and lakes for many years, but I have never dared to use it. I am afraid that everyone will find out that I am the heir of this dance technique!"

"Is it that great?"

Ye Moshu and Shangguan Mo, two novices in the comprehension world, were a little confused.

But Ye Li and the second manager at the side seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly showed a panicked expression.

You must know that Ye Li, as the young master of Hidden Sword Villa and the leader of the younger generation in the Cultivation Continent, even when he was dueling with Shangguan Mo, he was calm and calm, but now he can show fear , as one can imagine.

"Could it be that long-lost legendary dance skill that can only be performed by wearing special women's clothing?"

The role of the second manager was pale, and he said with some uncertainty.

"That's right, it's the dancing skills!"

I saw Ye Huan nodded heavily, and said seriously: "It's the legendary dance!"

"Dancing?"

Ye Moshu suddenly couldn't believe it, and looked at Ye Huan dumbfounded. At this moment, he felt that this baby was shocked!Fuck, it's not like I imagined, a certain law heavenly girl messed in, right?

"The awkward dance you are talking about is the legendary dance of a certain dharma goddess?!"

Ye Moshu asked in a low voice.

"Eh? You've heard of my ancestors?" Ye Huan's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said excitedly, "That's right, my ancestors once produced three great heroes. Inheritance, after their revisions, they invented a set that can only be performed in women's clothing, which can make any enemy poke their eyes when they see it, and they can dance awkwardly in an instant no matter what the environment!"

Speaking of this, Ye Huan was still a little proud: "Because the three ancestors of my family, although they were men, but because they practiced dancing and dressed as women all the time, their combination is honored as the dancing goddess in the world!"

"puff!"

Ye Moshu was really drunk this time.

#The settings in my novels are not so crooked#
#Feels like the whole world view is going to be played badly#
#It must be that I experienced a false time travel#
Ye Moshu looked expressionlessly at Ye Huan reaching out and touching the inside of his trousers for a long time, when suddenly he got excited, took out a book and offered it over graciously.

Originally, Ye Moshu rejected this cheat book called "Gambly Dance", but Ye Moshu was not calm in the next second.

"Ding dong! A high-level secret dance dance has been detected. May I ask if the host has learned it?"

Ye Moshu: "."

Fuck, am I out of my mind? What are you doing learning this awkward dance? !
"Ding dong, because the host didn't deny it for a second, the system agrees by default! The content of the cheat book has been scanned and sent to the host, please do an awkward dance immediately!" Mo Shu could hear a trace of gloating in his ears.

"System, let me tell you, no boy likes you Jiangzi!"

"It's okay, anyway, the host is a girl now~"

"."

"Do I have to accept this task?" Ye Moshu still had a little fantasy in his heart.

The voice of the system shattered all Ye Moshu's fantasies: "The system sympathizes with the host's suffering, and calls on the host to give up the indifferent struggle!"

"click"

System: Huh?I seem to hear the sound of heartbreak?Who cares, the purpose of this system is to break morals, heartbreak or not has nothing to do with me!

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