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Chapter 63 The Hungry Slime
Chapter 63 The Hungry Slime
The plump woman rudely grabbed Ye Xuan's backpack, took the 300 yuan back, and threw the books in Ye Xuan's schoolbag on the ground.
After stepping on it, he left in a huff, and the other onlookers also dispersed with interest.
Everything changed back to the original, as if nothing happened just now.
The police entered the screening room, picked up the 300 yuan and returned it to Ye Xuan, while criticizing and educating him.
Ye Xuan cried and apologized to Li Hao, tears streaming down his face, as if he was the one who was wronged.
After such a farce, Li Hao's mood fell to the bottom, and he dragged his exhausted body back home.
"Wait a minute." Ye Xuan said.
"Any thing else?"
"I know you, my father's men smashed a big hole in your house."
"The leader of the demolition team, Ye Li, is your father?"
"That's right." Ye Xuan said proudly. "When my dad goes to demolish your house, I will definitely buy a firecracker to celebrate."
"You are welcome anytime." After finishing speaking, Li Hao left gracefully.
When I got home, it was already dark, and the moon dotted the sky with a few stars, looking a little lonely.
Pushing open the door, a smell of rice came to his face, and Li Hao's stomach growled.
Seeing Li Hao's return, Li Bo immediately beamed with joy. "Meet your father-in-law and mother-in-law?"
"What father-in-law and mother-in-law?" Li Hao sat down on the chair, picked up the chicken nuggets and ate them.
"Don't pretend to be a fool, staying at someone's house for two nights must have some results!"
In order not to worry Li Bo, Li Hao did not tell him what happened last night.
"No results!" Li Hao said.
"How could there be no results? You are too stupid." Li Bo took a pair of bowls and chopsticks for Li Hao. "I think the first time I went to your grandma's house back then, I set the wedding date."
"I also wanted to set a wedding date, but Dou Lanlan's family members were opposed to it, especially Dou Lanlan's grandfather. He put a knife on his neck and said that if we got married, he would commit suicide immediately..."
Li Hao unscrupulously turned black and white, portraying Dou Lanlan's family as rascals.
Li Bo frowned. He thought Dou Lanlan was a nice person, so he intentionally made her his daughter-in-law, but what he never expected was that Dou Lanlan's family was firmly opposed.
"How determined are you?" Li Bo asked.
"What resolution?"
"Determination to marry Dou Lanlan. If you insist on her not marrying, then we will fight with them. If not, I will talk to Dou Lanlan's parents."
"It hasn't reached the point where she won't marry."
"Then let's change it." Li Bo took out his phone and found a photo. "This is Aunt Zhang's brother-in-law's niece, what do you think?"
"Lin Yuan."
"you recognize?"
"I met Dou Lanlan when I went to her house." Li Hao said, he couldn't help but blush when he thought of Lin Yuan's figure.
"Is she related to Dou Lanlan?"
"No, but live in the same building and may become relatives in the future."
"What do you mean?"
"Dou Lanlan's grandfather fell in love with Lin Yuan's grandmother, but he has a love rival named Grandpa Jiang..."
After listening to Li Hao's gossip, Li Bo decisively eliminated Lin Yuan from Li Hao's blind dates.
"You take some time tomorrow to buy some rat poison," Li Bo said. "Our family seems to be having a rat fight these days."
"No way! Why did I see a mouse?" Li Hao looked around, but didn't see any trace of a mouse.
"If you see a mouse, can it still be called a mouse?"
Li Hao thought it made sense, so he decided to buy rat poison tomorrow according to Li Bo's words.
After dinner, Li Bo poured all the leftovers into the trash can. Li Hao wanted to stop him but didn't have time.
"It's a pity, I only ate half of those dishes." Li Hao said.
"I also think it's a pity, but if you don't throw away the leftovers, you will attract more mice."
"Wouldn't it be fine to put it in the refrigerator? Could it be that mice can still open the refrigerator?"
"This time the mouse really knows how to open the refrigerator." Li Bo said seriously. "The meals I put in the refrigerator and the instant noodles in the cabinet have all been stolen."
Li Hao suddenly felt that the mouse Li Bo was talking about was himself, because he and Yun ate the instant noodles and the leftovers in the refrigerator.
"I'm not a mouse."
"I know you're not a mouse." Li Hao said awkwardly when he entered the galaxy space.
"Then you are a mouse."
"How did I become a mouse?"
"You and I ate the instant noodles, so the mouse that uncle said is between you and me. Since I am not a mouse, you must be a mouse."
Yun's logic was rigorous, and Li Hao was not given the slightest chance to refute.Li Hao turned around and found that everything was normal, and Galaxy Space was not damaged due to the cloud changing the program.
"Do you have time right now?"
Yun immediately became vigilant and stayed away from Li Hao. "No time, do you want to play hanging games again?"
"bingo."
"I can't help you with this." Yun resolutely refused.
"Why can't you help?" Li Hao said with a begging tone, while pestering Yun like a rascal.
"Because when you were at Dou Lanlan's house, you used cheats to bully the elderly, and when you were at home, you used cheats to bully the children in the game, so I don't want to help you."
"Can you stop saying these things that are easily misunderstood? I'm not bullying them."
"I don't care, in short, when you play games in the future, don't let me open the cheat for you again." After speaking, Li Hao was driven out of the galaxy space by Yun.
"I came back this morning, and I ate all the instant noodles and leftovers," Li Hao said.
"No way! You ate it all?" Li Bo grinned from ear to ear in shock.
"That's right." Li Hao also credited himself with the part that Yun ate.
"Can your body take it?"
"It's a little supportive, but it's not a big problem." Li Hao said vaguely, and then quickly changed the subject.
Li Bo was still a little worried about Li Hao's health, so Li Hao failed to change the subject.
"Did you really eat dozens of bags of instant noodles?"
"Dozens of bags? It's not that exaggerated. I just ate eleven bags of instant noodles."
"But the more than 30 bags of instant noodles in the cabinet have been eaten, and the bags are in the trash can. I haven't had time to throw them away yet?"
Li Bo was afraid that Li Hao would not believe him, so he opened the cabinet, and it was empty, with nothing in it.
"Impossible! I remember that there were still a lot of instant noodles in the cabinet at noon? Was it the fault of the demolition team?"
"Probably not. The doors and windows are intact. Besides, no demolition team breaks into someone's house just to eat a few bags of instant noodles."
Li Hao and Li Hao thought about it for a long time, but still didn't know who secretly ate the instant noodles.
And according to Li Bo, the loss of food did not just happen today. Since Li Hao came back from the hospital, the leftovers at home often disappeared inexplicably.
The discussion was fruitless, and Li Hao didn't think about it anymore, because he was going to buy rat poison tomorrow, and when the thief ate the food mixed with rat poison, Li Hao would naturally know who was stealing it.
Yawning, Li Hao opened the door and walked away from the bedroom. Suddenly a black figure jumped out of the bed. It wanted to jump out of the window to escape, but made a mistake because of panic, and hit the wall under the window fiercely.
Li Hao was startled, and immediately turned on the light, and a blue blob-shaped creature appeared in front of Li Hao's eyes.
"Slime?" Li Hao said.
When he saw that most of the spicy strips he had put on the bed had been stolen and eaten, he suddenly became furious.
(End of this chapter)
The plump woman rudely grabbed Ye Xuan's backpack, took the 300 yuan back, and threw the books in Ye Xuan's schoolbag on the ground.
After stepping on it, he left in a huff, and the other onlookers also dispersed with interest.
Everything changed back to the original, as if nothing happened just now.
The police entered the screening room, picked up the 300 yuan and returned it to Ye Xuan, while criticizing and educating him.
Ye Xuan cried and apologized to Li Hao, tears streaming down his face, as if he was the one who was wronged.
After such a farce, Li Hao's mood fell to the bottom, and he dragged his exhausted body back home.
"Wait a minute." Ye Xuan said.
"Any thing else?"
"I know you, my father's men smashed a big hole in your house."
"The leader of the demolition team, Ye Li, is your father?"
"That's right." Ye Xuan said proudly. "When my dad goes to demolish your house, I will definitely buy a firecracker to celebrate."
"You are welcome anytime." After finishing speaking, Li Hao left gracefully.
When I got home, it was already dark, and the moon dotted the sky with a few stars, looking a little lonely.
Pushing open the door, a smell of rice came to his face, and Li Hao's stomach growled.
Seeing Li Hao's return, Li Bo immediately beamed with joy. "Meet your father-in-law and mother-in-law?"
"What father-in-law and mother-in-law?" Li Hao sat down on the chair, picked up the chicken nuggets and ate them.
"Don't pretend to be a fool, staying at someone's house for two nights must have some results!"
In order not to worry Li Bo, Li Hao did not tell him what happened last night.
"No results!" Li Hao said.
"How could there be no results? You are too stupid." Li Bo took a pair of bowls and chopsticks for Li Hao. "I think the first time I went to your grandma's house back then, I set the wedding date."
"I also wanted to set a wedding date, but Dou Lanlan's family members were opposed to it, especially Dou Lanlan's grandfather. He put a knife on his neck and said that if we got married, he would commit suicide immediately..."
Li Hao unscrupulously turned black and white, portraying Dou Lanlan's family as rascals.
Li Bo frowned. He thought Dou Lanlan was a nice person, so he intentionally made her his daughter-in-law, but what he never expected was that Dou Lanlan's family was firmly opposed.
"How determined are you?" Li Bo asked.
"What resolution?"
"Determination to marry Dou Lanlan. If you insist on her not marrying, then we will fight with them. If not, I will talk to Dou Lanlan's parents."
"It hasn't reached the point where she won't marry."
"Then let's change it." Li Bo took out his phone and found a photo. "This is Aunt Zhang's brother-in-law's niece, what do you think?"
"Lin Yuan."
"you recognize?"
"I met Dou Lanlan when I went to her house." Li Hao said, he couldn't help but blush when he thought of Lin Yuan's figure.
"Is she related to Dou Lanlan?"
"No, but live in the same building and may become relatives in the future."
"What do you mean?"
"Dou Lanlan's grandfather fell in love with Lin Yuan's grandmother, but he has a love rival named Grandpa Jiang..."
After listening to Li Hao's gossip, Li Bo decisively eliminated Lin Yuan from Li Hao's blind dates.
"You take some time tomorrow to buy some rat poison," Li Bo said. "Our family seems to be having a rat fight these days."
"No way! Why did I see a mouse?" Li Hao looked around, but didn't see any trace of a mouse.
"If you see a mouse, can it still be called a mouse?"
Li Hao thought it made sense, so he decided to buy rat poison tomorrow according to Li Bo's words.
After dinner, Li Bo poured all the leftovers into the trash can. Li Hao wanted to stop him but didn't have time.
"It's a pity, I only ate half of those dishes." Li Hao said.
"I also think it's a pity, but if you don't throw away the leftovers, you will attract more mice."
"Wouldn't it be fine to put it in the refrigerator? Could it be that mice can still open the refrigerator?"
"This time the mouse really knows how to open the refrigerator." Li Bo said seriously. "The meals I put in the refrigerator and the instant noodles in the cabinet have all been stolen."
Li Hao suddenly felt that the mouse Li Bo was talking about was himself, because he and Yun ate the instant noodles and the leftovers in the refrigerator.
"I'm not a mouse."
"I know you're not a mouse." Li Hao said awkwardly when he entered the galaxy space.
"Then you are a mouse."
"How did I become a mouse?"
"You and I ate the instant noodles, so the mouse that uncle said is between you and me. Since I am not a mouse, you must be a mouse."
Yun's logic was rigorous, and Li Hao was not given the slightest chance to refute.Li Hao turned around and found that everything was normal, and Galaxy Space was not damaged due to the cloud changing the program.
"Do you have time right now?"
Yun immediately became vigilant and stayed away from Li Hao. "No time, do you want to play hanging games again?"
"bingo."
"I can't help you with this." Yun resolutely refused.
"Why can't you help?" Li Hao said with a begging tone, while pestering Yun like a rascal.
"Because when you were at Dou Lanlan's house, you used cheats to bully the elderly, and when you were at home, you used cheats to bully the children in the game, so I don't want to help you."
"Can you stop saying these things that are easily misunderstood? I'm not bullying them."
"I don't care, in short, when you play games in the future, don't let me open the cheat for you again." After speaking, Li Hao was driven out of the galaxy space by Yun.
"I came back this morning, and I ate all the instant noodles and leftovers," Li Hao said.
"No way! You ate it all?" Li Bo grinned from ear to ear in shock.
"That's right." Li Hao also credited himself with the part that Yun ate.
"Can your body take it?"
"It's a little supportive, but it's not a big problem." Li Hao said vaguely, and then quickly changed the subject.
Li Bo was still a little worried about Li Hao's health, so Li Hao failed to change the subject.
"Did you really eat dozens of bags of instant noodles?"
"Dozens of bags? It's not that exaggerated. I just ate eleven bags of instant noodles."
"But the more than 30 bags of instant noodles in the cabinet have been eaten, and the bags are in the trash can. I haven't had time to throw them away yet?"
Li Bo was afraid that Li Hao would not believe him, so he opened the cabinet, and it was empty, with nothing in it.
"Impossible! I remember that there were still a lot of instant noodles in the cabinet at noon? Was it the fault of the demolition team?"
"Probably not. The doors and windows are intact. Besides, no demolition team breaks into someone's house just to eat a few bags of instant noodles."
Li Hao and Li Hao thought about it for a long time, but still didn't know who secretly ate the instant noodles.
And according to Li Bo, the loss of food did not just happen today. Since Li Hao came back from the hospital, the leftovers at home often disappeared inexplicably.
The discussion was fruitless, and Li Hao didn't think about it anymore, because he was going to buy rat poison tomorrow, and when the thief ate the food mixed with rat poison, Li Hao would naturally know who was stealing it.
Yawning, Li Hao opened the door and walked away from the bedroom. Suddenly a black figure jumped out of the bed. It wanted to jump out of the window to escape, but made a mistake because of panic, and hit the wall under the window fiercely.
Li Hao was startled, and immediately turned on the light, and a blue blob-shaped creature appeared in front of Li Hao's eyes.
"Slime?" Li Hao said.
When he saw that most of the spicy strips he had put on the bed had been stolen and eaten, he suddenly became furious.
(End of this chapter)
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