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Chapter 54 Chatting in the Pig Cart

Under everyone's gaze, Li Hao and Dou Lanlan walked towards each other slowly.

If you add sweet background music, it seems like a picture in a movie.

The distance shortened little by little, but Li Hao frowned slowly, and finally held his breath.

"Stay away from me!" Li Hao suddenly made a running gesture.

"What's wrong?" Dou Lanlan asked puzzled.

"You smell like pig shit."

Dou Lanlan smelled the smell on her body and felt sick for a while.

"Do you still want to marry me now?" Dou Lanlan asked.

"Of course I do!"

"Then come here and give me a hug." After speaking, Dou Lanlan suddenly rushed towards Li Hao.

Li Hao took two steps back subconsciously, avoiding Dou Lanlan. "Don't come here, it stinks."

"Where does it stink? I think it smells good! Come here quickly and let your wife hug you, hahaha..." Dou Lanlan refused to give up, so Li Hao was forced to run away.

It was originally a love movie, but now Li Hao forcibly made it look like a comedy movie.

In the end, Li Hao still failed to escape Dou Lanlan's clutches.After being hugged by Dou Lanlan, her whole body smelled like pig feces.

"Don't come near me." Dongfang Shuo said with disgust.

"Would you like to give you a big hug?" Li Hao opened his hand and said.

Dongfang Shuo put the gun directly on Li Hao's head. Yang Hong was frightened. She thought Li Hao had committed something and Dongfang Shuo was arresting him.

"Why didn't I think of this trick?" Li Hao said, patting his thigh.

"Do you dare to point a gun at your wife?" Yuan Yi's tone was full of doubts, so that Li Hao instantly understood that he was using the aggressive method.

"If I point a gun at my wife, am I still a man?"

Li Hao was not fooled at all. Yuan Yi gave a thumbs up and continued to say: "Awesome! You are the second person who can talk about cowardice in such a high-sounding way. No one dares to claim the first place."

"Since no one dares to be number one, then I will be forced to be number one!"

Yuan Yi smiled and said nothing, and had a different understanding of Li Hao in his heart.

Before Yuan Yi was polite to Li Hao out of politeness, but now he is polite to Li Hao out of respect.

Because ordinary young people are very impulsive, the aggressive method has been tried a hundred times for them.

But Li Hao was not fooled, which shows that he has a calm heart, which is something Yuan Yi admires very much.

Back then, if he could be like Li Hao, he might suffer a lot less.

"Uncle policeman, what law did Li Hao break?" Grandpa Jiang asked.

"Grandpa Jiang, I'm afraid he can't be your uncle at his age!"

Dongfang Shuo nodded quickly, and couldn't help showing a smile on his face.Being called uncle by an old man with a full head of white hair, the SWAT team also felt a little weird.

"What law did Li Hao break?" Grandpa Jiang asked again.Judging from his expression, he seemed to hope that Li Hao would be arrested for breaking the law.

Although Li Hao was a little upset, he still expressed his understanding.Grandpa Jiang was killed by Li Hao on the chessboard, and he felt somewhat resentful.

"Li Hao did not break the law, we are here to rescue you." Dongfang Shuo said.

Grandpa Jiang couldn't believe it, and moved his head closer to Dongfang Shuo. "Li Hao really didn't break the law? You can't cover him up."

"Do I have to lie to you?" Dongfang Shuo was amused, and he also saw that Grandpa Jiang really wanted Li Hao to be arrested. "You have to thank Li Hao, if it wasn't for him, we wouldn't have been able to rescue you so quickly."

Dongfang Shuo's words made Grandpa Jiang a little disappointed, and a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes.

"Grandpa Jiang, do you really want Li Hao to be arrested?" Dou Lanlan asked directly.

"How could I want Li Hao to be arrested? He's your fiancé." Grandpa Jiang didn't admit it at all.

"I believe you, the old man is very bad." Yang Hong said bluntly.

Grandpa Jiang was a little angry, but everyone else couldn't help laughing.

After the chat was over, Li Hao helped the SWAT team put Brother Long and others on the pig cart.

Grandpa Jiang saw that Li Hao had such a good relationship with the SWAT team, and thought Li Hao was the SWAT, so he had mixed feelings.

In order to prevent Brother Long and others from jumping out of the car and escaping, Li Hao and the SWAT team got into the pig cart.

But Dou Lanlan and Yang Hong didn't want to take the pig cart anymore, so they drove into Brother Long's van.

"Team Shuo, is there a pig there?" A SWAT team member pointed at a white shadow and said.

"It seems to be a pig." Dongfang Shuo looked around, but there was no resident, so the pig must have run off the pig cart.

Yuan Yi quietly walked over with two SWAT team members, and then quickly grabbed the pig's hind legs.

The pig finally escaped from the cage, so how could he be willing to be caught again?So I struggled desperately.

Yuan Yi didn't hold on tightly and suddenly let the pig run away. What happened next was a bit dramatic.

A group of special police officers with special skills stumped a pig.But that pig is indeed a little smart, and it moves flexibly, and the fat on its body doesn't affect its speed at all.

It took a lot of effort to finally catch the pig, and when the pig was carried into the car, they were already out of breath.

On the way to the police station, Li Hao told Dongfang Shuo about his grievances with Grandpa Jiang on the chessboard.

Dongfang Shuo and other SWAT members unanimously gave Li Hao the middle finger, accusing Li Hao of bullying the elderly.

"There are no father and son on the chessboard." Li Hao said.

"Then you can't be killed as a bare commander! How embarrassing you are for him." Yuan Yi put his arm around Li Hao's shoulder and said.

"I didn't think about it that much at the time, and I was going to play him in the next game. He insisted on pulling me to play the second game. I wanted to win early and then have dinner."

"It's inexperienced at first glance. Fortunately, you didn't offend my father-in-law, otherwise this marriage would be blown."

"I may have offended my father-in-law." Li Hao sighed.

"How did you offend him? Tell us quickly." Li Hao looked at the ears that leaned over, thinking that the SWAT members were also gossiping like this.

"Dou Lanlan's grandfather sees my superb chess skills, and has already worshiped me as his teacher."

"Then you are miserable." Dongfang Shuo said. "The father-in-law has become the son of an apprentice, and his status has dropped several levels."

"You're dead." Yuan Yi said with a knife. "If your father-in-law can bear it, I will write the name upside down."

"Don't scare me." Li Hao didn't believe it, he hadn't met Dou Lanlan's father yet, so it wasn't certain whether he would die or not?

"Brother Yi didn't scare you." Said the SWAT team member sitting in Li Hao's team. "Do you know how I broke up with my ex-girlfriend?"

"How did you break up?"

"I ate the walnuts that her father had plated for five years."

"Excellent." Li Hao gave a thumbs up.

Chatting with the special police was very happy, and Li Hao promised that if he could marry Dou Lanlan, he would treat them to a wedding wine and not charge them any money.

Dongfang Shuo waved his hand, "Based on your current situation, if you can marry Dou Lanlan, I will pay two shares."

"I'll give you two too."

"I'll give you two too."

……

The special police members were enthusiastic and expressed their willingness to pay two shares of money.

Li Hao was both happy and helpless, because in their eyes, unless a miracle happened, Li Hao couldn't handle the old man at all.

"Me too." Brother Long said drunkenly, and then fell asleep.

Brother Long and his younger brother both drank so much that they could fall asleep even in the stinking pig cart.

(End of this chapter)