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Chapter 36 Request
Chapter 36 Request
Li Hao's victory depends entirely on the cheating system, and asking him to teach people how to play chess is simply a fantasy.
The atmosphere at the table was awkward. Dou Lanlan desperately winked at Li Hao, asking him to refuse the request to become a disciple.
"Sorry, I have no plans to accept a disciple for the time being." Li Hao said.
Dou Lanlan's grandfather was a little disappointed, he sighed softly, Li Hao couldn't bear the sad look on his face.
"Grandpa, you are almost eighty. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to have a boy in his early twenties as your teacher?" Dou Lanlan said.
"I don't feel ashamed. I'm not ashamed to ask, have you heard of it?" Dou Lanlan's grandfather showed a serious expression. "Lan Lan, you must not have the thought of looking down on others!"
Dou Lanlan nodded obediently, then lowered her head and continued to eat.Grandpa Dou Lanlan is more amiable most of the time, but once serious, Dou Lanlan's father can only back away.
"You young people can have new ideas and concepts, but you must not have the idea of looking down on others. Confucius said that when three people walk together, there must be one teacher..."
"I'm full, eat slowly." After speaking, Yang Hong fled from the dining table.
Once Dou Lanlan's grandfather turned on the preaching mode, it would be as short as half an hour and as long as five or six hours.
Yang Hong once personally experienced a four-hour preaching living room. Since then, whenever Dou Lanlan's grandfather showed a serious face, she tried every means to escape.
The food suddenly tasted bad, and Li Hao ate the rice in the bowl in disgust.
Dou Lanlan propped her left elbow on the table, clenched her fist with her left hand to support her head, and lowered her eyes, as if she was carefully savoring every word of her grandfather.
Li Hao's neck was so sore that he turned his head slightly to glance at Dou Lanlan, but accidentally discovered a bright light under the table.
Li Hao quietly approached Dou Lanlan and said in a very low voice: "I want to report you."
"I will kill you."
"I'm not afraid."
"Cut you into eight pieces."
"I'm not afraid."
"Chop into meat paste." Dou Lanlan said, showing a fierce look to Li Hao.
Li Hao was quiet for a while, bored, he stared at the light under the table from the corner of his eye, only to find that Dou Lanlan was watching cross talk on his mobile phone.
He really couldn't understand that cross talk without voices was not as good as funny jokes, but Dou Lanlan watched it with relish.
cough cough...
Li Hao suddenly coughed a few times, and Dou Lanlan hurriedly hid the phone.
Due to a guilty conscience, Dou Lanlan's heart was almost frightened to stop beating.
Dou Lanlan's grandfather noticed Dou Lanlan's strangeness, his sharp eyes were as busy as the sun at noon, making people dare not look at him.
"Grandpa, Li Hao has agreed to take you as his apprentice." At a critical moment, Dou Lanlan had no choice but to betray Li Hao to save her life.
Grandpa Dou Lanlan's serious face finally showed a little tolerance. For some reason, Li Hao felt the joy of surviving the disaster.
"I can accept you as my disciple." Li Hao said, "However, I want to change the teaching method, that is, you and I will continue to play chess and improve our chess skills in the game."
"No problem, master." Dou Lanlan's grandfather said happily.
The meal finally ended in a relaxed environment. When Li Hao sat on the sofa, he was enveloped in a long-lost sense of comfort.
Dou Lanlan turned on the TV and sat beside Li Hao. "Hurry up and run away."
"What excuse do I have?"
"I just told you to go home and get your household registration book."
"No, if I use this excuse and haven't come back at night, you will definitely beat me up and call me a scumbag, and then put all the responsibility on me. Maybe you will add more details about me and Cheng Jiajia .”
Dou Lanlan covered her face and laughed, and admitted shyly, "How do you know?"
Li Hao snorted and folded his hands on his chest proudly.
Dou Lanlan grabbed Li Hao's sleeve, blinked her bright eyes vigorously, trying to convince Li Hao with her cuteness.
"Are you Hitler? Why do you want to persecute me?" Li Hao moved to the side, keeping his body away from Dou Lanlan.
Dou Lanlan moved to Li Hao's side. "I am also helpless."
"Why don't you just confess to your family?"
"In that case, they will definitely be nagging me all day long to find a boyfriend. If you admit that you are my boyfriend, I can use you as an excuse to frustrate them."
"Using me as an excuse? Don't you want to say that you were cheated by me, a scumbag, and you have lost confidence in love since then, so you don't want a boyfriend!"
Dou Lanlan's face was pressed against Li Hao's shoulder, and she couldn't help smiling: "You must be the roundworm in my stomach, you know why I think."
The behavior of Dou Lanlan and Li Hao is really like a couple in love, which makes Ye Zikang feel very uncomfortable.
In order to fulfill the promise at the dinner table, he sat on the balcony and kept making calls, but the answer he got was always the same.
The girl on the other side of the phone didn't know what happened and didn't answer his calls.
"Master, can I ask you something?" Grandpa Dou Lanlan's tone was very respectful.
Li Hao immediately sat up straight to show respect. "If you have something to say, I will definitely help you as long as it is within my ability."
Li Hao's polite attitude made Dou Lanlan's grandfather feel good about him, and he became even more satisfied with the grandson-in-law in front of him.
"I invited an old friend over, can you help me kill his spirit?"
"It must be Grandpa Jiang!" Dou Lanlan said. "Grandpa Jiang is also a chess master. He is on par with my grandpa in chess. The two have always been rivals."
"No problem, wrap it on me."
"By the way, Grandpa Jiang is also Grandma Wang's suitor."
After listening to Li Hao, he immediately understood that if he guessed correctly, Dou Lanlan's grandfather and Grandpa Jiang were rivals in love.
"Thank you, Master." Dou Lanlan's grandfather said.
Yang Hong stood in the kitchen, several meters away, her vocal cords violently vibrating. "Your grandson-in-law is your master, and you are your grandson-in-law's grandfather. Isn't the relationship between your family a little too messy?"
Dou Lanlan's grandfather was very happy, dancing with excitement. "It's not messy at all."
"Grandpa, is Li Hao still going home to get his household registration book? Have you forgotten?" Dou Lanlan said.
Li Hao looked at Dou Lanlan resentfully. "Believe it or not, I will marry you when I get the household registration book."
"You dare? I will kill you in minutes." Dou Lanlan threatened.
"Don't worry, help me kill Baldy Jiang first." Dou Lanlan's grandfather took out his phone and turned on the camera. "Lan Lan, lend me your cell phone."
Dou Lanlan gave him her phone, "What do you want my phone for?"
"Your cell phone captured the video clearly. I want to record all Jiang Baldy's ugly behavior after his failure and show it to..."
"Show it to Grandma Wang." Dou Lanlan interrupted.
Dou Lanlan's grandfather smiled and did not deny it.
In order to help grandpa fulfill his wish, Dou Lanlan took out the tripod from the room and adjusted the shooting angle.
Everything is ready, just waiting for Grandpa Jiang, the fat sheep, to enter the full set.
"Master, you must help me kill him without leaving a piece of him." Dou Lanlan's grandfather said in a Beijing opera accent.
"No problem." Li Hao assured, patted his chest. "I'm going to kill him clean."
Seeing the picture of her son-in-law and father-in-law getting along harmoniously, Dou Lanlan's mother smiled with satisfaction, and at the same time took a photo and quickly sent it to her husband.
(End of this chapter)
Li Hao's victory depends entirely on the cheating system, and asking him to teach people how to play chess is simply a fantasy.
The atmosphere at the table was awkward. Dou Lanlan desperately winked at Li Hao, asking him to refuse the request to become a disciple.
"Sorry, I have no plans to accept a disciple for the time being." Li Hao said.
Dou Lanlan's grandfather was a little disappointed, he sighed softly, Li Hao couldn't bear the sad look on his face.
"Grandpa, you are almost eighty. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to have a boy in his early twenties as your teacher?" Dou Lanlan said.
"I don't feel ashamed. I'm not ashamed to ask, have you heard of it?" Dou Lanlan's grandfather showed a serious expression. "Lan Lan, you must not have the thought of looking down on others!"
Dou Lanlan nodded obediently, then lowered her head and continued to eat.Grandpa Dou Lanlan is more amiable most of the time, but once serious, Dou Lanlan's father can only back away.
"You young people can have new ideas and concepts, but you must not have the idea of looking down on others. Confucius said that when three people walk together, there must be one teacher..."
"I'm full, eat slowly." After speaking, Yang Hong fled from the dining table.
Once Dou Lanlan's grandfather turned on the preaching mode, it would be as short as half an hour and as long as five or six hours.
Yang Hong once personally experienced a four-hour preaching living room. Since then, whenever Dou Lanlan's grandfather showed a serious face, she tried every means to escape.
The food suddenly tasted bad, and Li Hao ate the rice in the bowl in disgust.
Dou Lanlan propped her left elbow on the table, clenched her fist with her left hand to support her head, and lowered her eyes, as if she was carefully savoring every word of her grandfather.
Li Hao's neck was so sore that he turned his head slightly to glance at Dou Lanlan, but accidentally discovered a bright light under the table.
Li Hao quietly approached Dou Lanlan and said in a very low voice: "I want to report you."
"I will kill you."
"I'm not afraid."
"Cut you into eight pieces."
"I'm not afraid."
"Chop into meat paste." Dou Lanlan said, showing a fierce look to Li Hao.
Li Hao was quiet for a while, bored, he stared at the light under the table from the corner of his eye, only to find that Dou Lanlan was watching cross talk on his mobile phone.
He really couldn't understand that cross talk without voices was not as good as funny jokes, but Dou Lanlan watched it with relish.
cough cough...
Li Hao suddenly coughed a few times, and Dou Lanlan hurriedly hid the phone.
Due to a guilty conscience, Dou Lanlan's heart was almost frightened to stop beating.
Dou Lanlan's grandfather noticed Dou Lanlan's strangeness, his sharp eyes were as busy as the sun at noon, making people dare not look at him.
"Grandpa, Li Hao has agreed to take you as his apprentice." At a critical moment, Dou Lanlan had no choice but to betray Li Hao to save her life.
Grandpa Dou Lanlan's serious face finally showed a little tolerance. For some reason, Li Hao felt the joy of surviving the disaster.
"I can accept you as my disciple." Li Hao said, "However, I want to change the teaching method, that is, you and I will continue to play chess and improve our chess skills in the game."
"No problem, master." Dou Lanlan's grandfather said happily.
The meal finally ended in a relaxed environment. When Li Hao sat on the sofa, he was enveloped in a long-lost sense of comfort.
Dou Lanlan turned on the TV and sat beside Li Hao. "Hurry up and run away."
"What excuse do I have?"
"I just told you to go home and get your household registration book."
"No, if I use this excuse and haven't come back at night, you will definitely beat me up and call me a scumbag, and then put all the responsibility on me. Maybe you will add more details about me and Cheng Jiajia .”
Dou Lanlan covered her face and laughed, and admitted shyly, "How do you know?"
Li Hao snorted and folded his hands on his chest proudly.
Dou Lanlan grabbed Li Hao's sleeve, blinked her bright eyes vigorously, trying to convince Li Hao with her cuteness.
"Are you Hitler? Why do you want to persecute me?" Li Hao moved to the side, keeping his body away from Dou Lanlan.
Dou Lanlan moved to Li Hao's side. "I am also helpless."
"Why don't you just confess to your family?"
"In that case, they will definitely be nagging me all day long to find a boyfriend. If you admit that you are my boyfriend, I can use you as an excuse to frustrate them."
"Using me as an excuse? Don't you want to say that you were cheated by me, a scumbag, and you have lost confidence in love since then, so you don't want a boyfriend!"
Dou Lanlan's face was pressed against Li Hao's shoulder, and she couldn't help smiling: "You must be the roundworm in my stomach, you know why I think."
The behavior of Dou Lanlan and Li Hao is really like a couple in love, which makes Ye Zikang feel very uncomfortable.
In order to fulfill the promise at the dinner table, he sat on the balcony and kept making calls, but the answer he got was always the same.
The girl on the other side of the phone didn't know what happened and didn't answer his calls.
"Master, can I ask you something?" Grandpa Dou Lanlan's tone was very respectful.
Li Hao immediately sat up straight to show respect. "If you have something to say, I will definitely help you as long as it is within my ability."
Li Hao's polite attitude made Dou Lanlan's grandfather feel good about him, and he became even more satisfied with the grandson-in-law in front of him.
"I invited an old friend over, can you help me kill his spirit?"
"It must be Grandpa Jiang!" Dou Lanlan said. "Grandpa Jiang is also a chess master. He is on par with my grandpa in chess. The two have always been rivals."
"No problem, wrap it on me."
"By the way, Grandpa Jiang is also Grandma Wang's suitor."
After listening to Li Hao, he immediately understood that if he guessed correctly, Dou Lanlan's grandfather and Grandpa Jiang were rivals in love.
"Thank you, Master." Dou Lanlan's grandfather said.
Yang Hong stood in the kitchen, several meters away, her vocal cords violently vibrating. "Your grandson-in-law is your master, and you are your grandson-in-law's grandfather. Isn't the relationship between your family a little too messy?"
Dou Lanlan's grandfather was very happy, dancing with excitement. "It's not messy at all."
"Grandpa, is Li Hao still going home to get his household registration book? Have you forgotten?" Dou Lanlan said.
Li Hao looked at Dou Lanlan resentfully. "Believe it or not, I will marry you when I get the household registration book."
"You dare? I will kill you in minutes." Dou Lanlan threatened.
"Don't worry, help me kill Baldy Jiang first." Dou Lanlan's grandfather took out his phone and turned on the camera. "Lan Lan, lend me your cell phone."
Dou Lanlan gave him her phone, "What do you want my phone for?"
"Your cell phone captured the video clearly. I want to record all Jiang Baldy's ugly behavior after his failure and show it to..."
"Show it to Grandma Wang." Dou Lanlan interrupted.
Dou Lanlan's grandfather smiled and did not deny it.
In order to help grandpa fulfill his wish, Dou Lanlan took out the tripod from the room and adjusted the shooting angle.
Everything is ready, just waiting for Grandpa Jiang, the fat sheep, to enter the full set.
"Master, you must help me kill him without leaving a piece of him." Dou Lanlan's grandfather said in a Beijing opera accent.
"No problem." Li Hao assured, patted his chest. "I'm going to kill him clean."
Seeing the picture of her son-in-law and father-in-law getting along harmoniously, Dou Lanlan's mother smiled with satisfaction, and at the same time took a photo and quickly sent it to her husband.
(End of this chapter)
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