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Chapter 20 Stupidity is a Talent

Wu An's reaction made Wu You very desperate, and it further confirmed the truth that the person who kills you is often not your enemy, but the pig teammates around you.

Li Hao could always see clearly what was going on in the bathroom on the second floor.

Wu You fell to the ground and twitched continuously, his vital signs getting weaker and weaker. Li Hao hurriedly used the ice plug-in again to freeze all the water in the bathroom on the second floor into ice.

The wires were frozen in the ice, and the conductivity of the ice was very poor. Wu You was able to save his life.

"Brother, look at the water is freezing." Wu An said.

Wu You struggled to stand up and moved to a place where there was no ice, "Don't call me brother, I don't have a stupid brother like you."

"My mother said that no matter how society changes in the future, our blood relationship will not change."

"Mom lied to you. In fact, you are not her own son."

"You lied, my mother told me a long time ago that I didn't pick it up from the trash can."

Wu You hugged his head with a look of lovelessness.He has been in the killer business for five years, and it has been smooth sailing.

Many employers feel that he is clean and tidy, and the fees are reasonable, so they often recommend each other.

For a period of time, he carried out assassination missions almost every day, and every time he succeeded, his employer would readily send him money.

Until a year ago, my mother asked Wu An to follow him. Since then, all the assassination missions have failed, and the employer has gradually begun to doubt his ability, so the assassination missions have become less and less, so that now I can’t even pay the rent. .

"I should have sent you to a mental hospital in the first place." Wu You said angrily.

Wu Nu hugged the toilet, and said aggrievedly: "I don't want to go to the mental hospital, my mother asked me to follow you."

Wu You took a deep breath helplessly. He had wanted to lose Wu An countless times, but when he thought of his mother, he couldn't bear it.

Five years ago, Wu You secretly left home. Because of a chance, he started working as a killer. Because he was afraid of bringing disaster to his family, he never dared to go home, and he didn't even dare to call home.

When he finally got through the phone at home, he unfortunately learned that his mother was in the late stage of stomach cancer.

Wu You gave up the assassination mission in hand, rushed home quickly, and spent the few remaining days with her mother with her.

Before her mother passed away, she specifically asked Wu You to take her younger brother with her and take good care of him.

"Be honest if you don't want to go to a mental hospital." Wu You threatened.

Wu An nodded seriously, when his cell phone rang suddenly.

"Do you want takeaway?" Wu Anno answered the phone.

"I've arrived at the gate of Nanchun Garden, see if you can come and get it." The takeaway boy on the other end of the phone was very polite and his voice was nice.

"Okay, I'll come right away."

After hanging up the phone, Wu An got up and was about to go to the gate of Nanchun Garden to get takeaway, Wu You immediately grabbed his arm.

"Who asked you to order takeout?" Wu You was furious.

"You!"

"When did I ask you to order takeaway?"

"Just now I said I was hungry, you said eat your uncle." Wu An said seriously, and then handed the phone to Wu You. "Look, isn't this your uncle's hotpot restaurant?"

Wu You glanced at his phone, and found that there really was a shop called Your Uncle Hot Pot Restaurant.

The assassination mission has not been completed yet, Wu You resolutely refuses to let Wu Annoy to get takeaway.Wu sat on the toilet angrily, turned his head and ignored Wu You.

Li Hao watched from downstairs, and couldn't help laughing out loud.I thought to myself that Wu You and Wu An might be more suitable to be cross talk actors than to be killers.

After the assassination plan A failed, Wu You immediately prepared to implement plan B.The two walked out of the bathroom, and Wu An took out the carbon monoxide gas he had prepared from the black schoolbag in the room.

"Bring your mobile phone." Wu You said.

Annoyed, Wu handed the phone to Wu You, and Wu You took out a string from his schoolbag, and tied one end of it to the phone case.

The two walked to the window and tiptoedly opened a gap in the window. Wu You turned on the camera of the mobile phone, clicked to start recording, then put the mobile phone out of the window, and slowly let go of the thin wire in his hand.

Li Hao quickly lay down on the bed, pretending to be sleeping.

Wu Nuo's mobile phone slowly descended to the outside of the window of Li Hao's room, and under the breeze blowing, it wobbled and took pictures of Li Hao's room.

One minute later, Li Hao felt that the shooting should be finished, so he pretended to turn over and looked out the window with squinted eyes.

But the phone outside the window was still shooting, so Li Hao had no choice but to continue pretending to sleep.

"You are my little apple, I can't love you too much..." Suddenly the phone rang again.

Li Hao endured it for a while, but in the end he couldn't hold back, and laughed with his head covered.

Wu You on the second floor also heard the ringtone of the phone, hurriedly pulled the thin wire, and pulled the phone back.

"Hello." Wu An snatched the phone and pressed the call button.

"Where have you been? It will be cold if you don't order takeaway."

"I'll be there right away, just wait for me." After finishing speaking, Wu An was ready to go out for takeaway.

Wu You snatched his mobile phone over, "What's the rush? Watch the recorded video first."

"Then when can I get takeaway?"

"Let's talk about it after watching the video."

Wu Anno didn't want to watch the video, so Wu You immediately lifted up the phone and made a gesture of throwing it.

For the safety of the phone, Wu An was forced to agree to watch the video first.

The first minute of the video was normal. Although Li Hao turned over during the process, he seemed to be sleeping soundly.

But when the cheerful ringtone of the mobile phone rang, the painting style changed instantly. Li Hao covered his head and suddenly laughed, making it impossible for Wu You to judge whether he was asleep.

After the video was played, Wu You was thinking about whether to continue with the task, while Wu An was thinking about whether to get takeaway now.

Li Hao sat up from the bed, looked at the hesitant Wu You and Wu An on the second floor, and suddenly felt that his acting skills still needed to be improved.

"I have to get takeaway." Wu An said firmly.

"Make another video. If it is determined that plan B cannot be implemented, I will accompany you to get takeaway."

Wu You's concession was approved by Wu An, and the two slowly put down the phone from the window again.

Li Hao decided to scare them, so he stuffed a pillow into the quilt to pretend to be himself.In order to achieve a realistic effect, he also took off his shirt, put it on the pillow, and deliberately exposed a small part outside the quilt.

When Wu Nu's phone fell out of the window, Li Hao let it shoot for about a minute, then suddenly appeared from under the window, approaching the phone and making faces.

Wu You didn't notice the abnormality, and after pulling the phone back, he immediately clicked on the video to watch it.

Li Hao was lying on the bed watching them, when suddenly Wu You and Wu An saw Li Hao on the phone, they were startled.

Wu Nu hurriedly backed away, bumped into the leg of the bed in desperation, and stopped after somersaults.

"Brother, there is a ghost." Wu An said in a crying voice.

"What the hell? We've been discovered, retreat quickly."

Wu You stood up tremblingly, moving his steps with difficulty, obviously frightened.

The two waited for a while, Wu You packed up his things, and quietly left the room on the second floor with Wu An.

(End of this chapter)