i am a football star
Chapter 112 Eriksson's 3-British War Against Lu Bu
Chapter 112 Eriksson's Three-British War Against Lu Bu
During the intermission, in the stands of the fans, Bill the Chunky Bill was inciting everyone: "Guys, we must not sit still. We will show them the Londoners when they come out."
"Let's all sing together later!!!"
In the locker room, Heynckes was talking: "They will definitely strengthen their offense in the second half, because they are 3 points behind us and 2 points behind Manchester United in the standings. They came to Anfield to get 3 points, so they will definitely attack. We just need to maintain the style of play in the first half. We can strengthen the press in the style of play. Wait for them to make mistakes and then our chance will come."
After 15 minutes of halftime, the two teams came out of the player channel again.
At this time, the whole audience sang:
"The runner-up belongs to Ballack"
'Scolari desperate to leave Ronaldo for London'
"Cheryl has to use a home vibrator every night"
"Lampard loves playing with Ferdinand**"
……
Liu Ting laughed as soon as he heard the lyrics, and when he looked back, he saw that many people in Chelsea were full of shame.
England fans like to make up their own songs on the spot, which is well known, and now Liverpool fans are singing the dark history of important tasks in Chelsea.
Everyone knows that there are many runners-up for Ballack. Already holding 13 runner-ups, Ballack can say: I am not afraid of anyone than the runner-up!
Scolari was the head coach of the Portuguese national team last summer. He led Portugal to play Euro 08. Just after the start of the European Cup, it was revealed that Scolari had signed an agreement with Chelsea and was about to transfer to the London giants to coach. In the end, Portugal was eliminated by Germany 3:2 in the quarter-finals of the European Cup. Ronaldo said that Portugal was eliminated because of Scolari's turmoil.
Cheryl is the wife of Chelsea left-back Ashley Cole. Now Ashley Cole is still called the world's number one left-back by many people. His marriage to Cheryl is called a golden boy and girl. Cheryl is the dream lover of many men in England. Cole is barely worthy of being ugly.However, Cole is ugly and has various scandals, which is simply ugly. Last year, it was revealed that various tricksters and nightclubs kept fooling around, and her marriage with Cheryl, who was hardworking and thrifty, also cracked.According to last year's newspaper statistics, Ashley Cole was already the No.1 most hated character in England.
In the summer of 2000, Lampard played with Ferdinand and others of Manchester United in Cyprus. There were 7 men and 2 women. Afterwards, someone put the photos in the newspaper.Originally, even scandals are time-sensitive, and everyone will forget them after a long time, but Ferdinand, who likes to cheat his teammates, wrote his autobiography more than a year ago, and brought it up again. Lampard is considered popular again.
What Ferdinand actually said was that it made him realize that a lot of women do that for a living, that it matured him.
But this does not prevent Ferdinand from pitting his teammates at all. When Ferdinand published his autobiography, it was Lampard's girlfriend who gave birth to a daughter for him. It is no wonder that Ferdinand was not popular when he talked about the old story.
Fleet Street in England is world-famous, and the development of tabloids has also spawned a large number of subsidiary industries. Many women are workers in such subsidiary industries.
There are always various restrictions for journalists to secretly photograph celebrities, but many women can easily complete this task, especially those who are engaged in pornography themselves.
Those women often carry cameras and other things with them. Once they hook up with a star and are taken back, they secretly take pictures and sell them to various newspapers. Some women even go to TV to talk about the star's bed performance.
Eriksson, the former head coach of the England national team, was the worst played by the English media. As a Swede, he became the head coach of the England national team. He was also the first foreign coach in England's history. The media always wanted to trouble him.
Eriksson was first revealed to have an affair with the secretary of the FA. This was only the trouble caused by Eriksson himself, and then he was played by the routine.
After the scandalous news about the affair, Eriksson called three prostitutes home to have fun. The Swede called three prostitutes home in one breath, and they were still having fun in the living room.
A series of photos clearly recorded this incident. Eriksson was obviously tricked, and the three prostitutes were obviously bought by the media. Otherwise, how could those photos be secretly taken?
Eriksson's "Three Great Wars against Lu Bu" became a popular story.
Eriksson resolutely refused to admit the incident afterwards, claiming that the media found someone who looked like him to set him up, but Lao Er still didn't have a long memory, and was immediately played again.
Before the World Cup in 06, Lao Ai met with a group of local tyrants who claimed to be from the Middle East in London. The Middle East said they would buy a Premier League team and invite him to coach. Money is not a problem.So he immediately agreed, and within a few days, the newspapers reported the recording of Eriksson's conversation at that time.
Poor old Ai was tricked again. The so-called local tyrants in the Middle East were pretended by the tabloid media. The naive Eriksson really thought he had hit the big luck. With the financial support of the local tyrants in the Middle East, he was about to step into the ranks of world famous coaches.At that time, Chelsea, which was playing Jinyuan football, was booming, so it is no wonder that Eriksson was tricked.
Liu Ting has long heard of the power of British tabloids, so he seldom goes out to play in the UK, and sometimes he goes with his teammates and never brings women from nightclubs home.
※※※
The song made up by Liverpool fans satirizes Chelsea from the coach to the players, especially Lampard and others, whose faces were so dark when they played.
At the beginning of the second half, the two teams played more intensely.
Only 40 seconds into the game, Alonso received a yellow card for his tackle on Kalou.
In the 52nd minute, Liverpool made a threat.
Liu Ting took the ball to the middle of the penalty area and hit the goal with a long shot, but Cech lifted the ball out of the crossbar.
Alonso took a corner kick, but Alex's unsuccessful clearance bounced in front of Dirk, Coolidt hurriedly kicked the goal, but the ball missed the left post.
Liu Jianhong said: "Oh...Duit, the ball was obviously delivered by Chelsea's mistake. It's a pity that Dirk actually missed the ball."
In the 53rd minute, Mikel shoveled Arbeloa who came forward to assist and received a yellow card.
In the 56th minute, Liu Ting picked a pass from the left to the penalty area, Gerrard flew the header, and Torres shot in the penalty area was blocked by Ashley Cole.
A corner kick was taken, Terry headed the ball out of the penalty area, Aveiroa got the ball, crossed it to Liu Ting in the middle, Liu Ting broke through with the ball, Lampard directly shoveled it, Liu Ting quickly jumped up to avoid it, but was still put on the ground, but the ball rolled to Aveiroa's feet, and Aveiroa's low shot was confiscated by Petr Cech.
Liu Ting felt that if he didn't dodge the ball, he might be injured, so he got up and pushed Lampard. Players from the two teams came to separate them, but the referee gave Chelsea the ball.
The anger between the two sides was getting bigger and bigger. The referee called Liu Ting and Lampard to warn them.
Alan Hansen said: "Lampard's tackle just now was obviously a dangerous move, but the referee only knew it was a mess. This allowed Lampard to escape. He should at least be given a yellow card."
Hansen's words won the support of all Liverpool fans, and of course the opposition of all Chelsea fans, but the situation on the field suddenly changed.
In the 60th minute, Liverpool's counterattack, Liu Ting took the ball again in the middle, smashed the ball past Ballack in a row, and was about to drive straight in. Lampard put a shovel again, and the soles of his shoes lit up. This time Liu Ting failed to escape.
The Liverpool players immediately came to trouble Lampard, and the Chelsea players were not to be outdone.
The referee immediately came over to separate the two sides, and without giving Lampard any nonsense, it was a red card.
I warned you just now, and now it's coming again, who will you not be given the red card?
Chelsea captain Terry kept protesting the penalty with the referee, and Lampard simply walked off the field.
Passing by the player channel, all kinds of curses hit Lampard.
"Go back to London, you bastard!!"
"Go back and find your Ferdinand!!"
……
When Liu Ting fell to the ground, he knew that there was nothing wrong with him. He just ate hard and felt a little painful.
At this time, Terry was getting a yellow card for protesting against the referee, and the applause and cheers rang out, both for Liu Ting and for Terry.
Chelsea played one less player, and the good opportunity Liverpool had been waiting for finally arrived, and the next step was to score and beat Chelsea.
Scolari quickly used two substitutions at a time. Drogba came on to replace Anelka, and Deco came on to replace Malouda. One was a match-up substitution on the front line, and the other was a midfielder who replaced the striker. Scolari meant to strengthen the defense but not give up the offense.
This is exactly what Liverpool want. If Scolari asks the Chelsea team to stick to the draw, it will be a bit difficult for Liverpool. After all, the blue bus was famous during Mourinho's time.
In the 74th minute, Mascherano intercepted the ball from Deco in the midfielder, and Ma passed the ball to Harvey Alonso. Alonso saw Liu Ting, who was quickly entering Chelsea's half, and sent a long pass.
"Alonso!! His long balls are as accurate as if they were positioned."
Liu Ting watched the ball fly over accurately, raised his right foot and lightly unloaded the ball. After unloading the ball, he threw away Bosingwa who was following him, and entered the Chelsea penalty area. Only Alex was left in the penalty area.
Facing Alex, Liu Ting skillfully stepped on the bicycle and turned to the right to shake away the opponent, but Cech attacked in time to block, Liu Ting directly raised his foot and hit the goal, and the ball flew directly towards Cech's crotch.
"Crotch!!! Goooooooal!!! The ball is in!!!"
"Beautiful goal, this is a simple counterattack, but Liu Ting used his personal ability to turn this counterattack into a goal."
(End of this chapter)
During the intermission, in the stands of the fans, Bill the Chunky Bill was inciting everyone: "Guys, we must not sit still. We will show them the Londoners when they come out."
"Let's all sing together later!!!"
In the locker room, Heynckes was talking: "They will definitely strengthen their offense in the second half, because they are 3 points behind us and 2 points behind Manchester United in the standings. They came to Anfield to get 3 points, so they will definitely attack. We just need to maintain the style of play in the first half. We can strengthen the press in the style of play. Wait for them to make mistakes and then our chance will come."
After 15 minutes of halftime, the two teams came out of the player channel again.
At this time, the whole audience sang:
"The runner-up belongs to Ballack"
'Scolari desperate to leave Ronaldo for London'
"Cheryl has to use a home vibrator every night"
"Lampard loves playing with Ferdinand**"
……
Liu Ting laughed as soon as he heard the lyrics, and when he looked back, he saw that many people in Chelsea were full of shame.
England fans like to make up their own songs on the spot, which is well known, and now Liverpool fans are singing the dark history of important tasks in Chelsea.
Everyone knows that there are many runners-up for Ballack. Already holding 13 runner-ups, Ballack can say: I am not afraid of anyone than the runner-up!
Scolari was the head coach of the Portuguese national team last summer. He led Portugal to play Euro 08. Just after the start of the European Cup, it was revealed that Scolari had signed an agreement with Chelsea and was about to transfer to the London giants to coach. In the end, Portugal was eliminated by Germany 3:2 in the quarter-finals of the European Cup. Ronaldo said that Portugal was eliminated because of Scolari's turmoil.
Cheryl is the wife of Chelsea left-back Ashley Cole. Now Ashley Cole is still called the world's number one left-back by many people. His marriage to Cheryl is called a golden boy and girl. Cheryl is the dream lover of many men in England. Cole is barely worthy of being ugly.However, Cole is ugly and has various scandals, which is simply ugly. Last year, it was revealed that various tricksters and nightclubs kept fooling around, and her marriage with Cheryl, who was hardworking and thrifty, also cracked.According to last year's newspaper statistics, Ashley Cole was already the No.1 most hated character in England.
In the summer of 2000, Lampard played with Ferdinand and others of Manchester United in Cyprus. There were 7 men and 2 women. Afterwards, someone put the photos in the newspaper.Originally, even scandals are time-sensitive, and everyone will forget them after a long time, but Ferdinand, who likes to cheat his teammates, wrote his autobiography more than a year ago, and brought it up again. Lampard is considered popular again.
What Ferdinand actually said was that it made him realize that a lot of women do that for a living, that it matured him.
But this does not prevent Ferdinand from pitting his teammates at all. When Ferdinand published his autobiography, it was Lampard's girlfriend who gave birth to a daughter for him. It is no wonder that Ferdinand was not popular when he talked about the old story.
Fleet Street in England is world-famous, and the development of tabloids has also spawned a large number of subsidiary industries. Many women are workers in such subsidiary industries.
There are always various restrictions for journalists to secretly photograph celebrities, but many women can easily complete this task, especially those who are engaged in pornography themselves.
Those women often carry cameras and other things with them. Once they hook up with a star and are taken back, they secretly take pictures and sell them to various newspapers. Some women even go to TV to talk about the star's bed performance.
Eriksson, the former head coach of the England national team, was the worst played by the English media. As a Swede, he became the head coach of the England national team. He was also the first foreign coach in England's history. The media always wanted to trouble him.
Eriksson was first revealed to have an affair with the secretary of the FA. This was only the trouble caused by Eriksson himself, and then he was played by the routine.
After the scandalous news about the affair, Eriksson called three prostitutes home to have fun. The Swede called three prostitutes home in one breath, and they were still having fun in the living room.
A series of photos clearly recorded this incident. Eriksson was obviously tricked, and the three prostitutes were obviously bought by the media. Otherwise, how could those photos be secretly taken?
Eriksson's "Three Great Wars against Lu Bu" became a popular story.
Eriksson resolutely refused to admit the incident afterwards, claiming that the media found someone who looked like him to set him up, but Lao Er still didn't have a long memory, and was immediately played again.
Before the World Cup in 06, Lao Ai met with a group of local tyrants who claimed to be from the Middle East in London. The Middle East said they would buy a Premier League team and invite him to coach. Money is not a problem.So he immediately agreed, and within a few days, the newspapers reported the recording of Eriksson's conversation at that time.
Poor old Ai was tricked again. The so-called local tyrants in the Middle East were pretended by the tabloid media. The naive Eriksson really thought he had hit the big luck. With the financial support of the local tyrants in the Middle East, he was about to step into the ranks of world famous coaches.At that time, Chelsea, which was playing Jinyuan football, was booming, so it is no wonder that Eriksson was tricked.
Liu Ting has long heard of the power of British tabloids, so he seldom goes out to play in the UK, and sometimes he goes with his teammates and never brings women from nightclubs home.
※※※
The song made up by Liverpool fans satirizes Chelsea from the coach to the players, especially Lampard and others, whose faces were so dark when they played.
At the beginning of the second half, the two teams played more intensely.
Only 40 seconds into the game, Alonso received a yellow card for his tackle on Kalou.
In the 52nd minute, Liverpool made a threat.
Liu Ting took the ball to the middle of the penalty area and hit the goal with a long shot, but Cech lifted the ball out of the crossbar.
Alonso took a corner kick, but Alex's unsuccessful clearance bounced in front of Dirk, Coolidt hurriedly kicked the goal, but the ball missed the left post.
Liu Jianhong said: "Oh...Duit, the ball was obviously delivered by Chelsea's mistake. It's a pity that Dirk actually missed the ball."
In the 53rd minute, Mikel shoveled Arbeloa who came forward to assist and received a yellow card.
In the 56th minute, Liu Ting picked a pass from the left to the penalty area, Gerrard flew the header, and Torres shot in the penalty area was blocked by Ashley Cole.
A corner kick was taken, Terry headed the ball out of the penalty area, Aveiroa got the ball, crossed it to Liu Ting in the middle, Liu Ting broke through with the ball, Lampard directly shoveled it, Liu Ting quickly jumped up to avoid it, but was still put on the ground, but the ball rolled to Aveiroa's feet, and Aveiroa's low shot was confiscated by Petr Cech.
Liu Ting felt that if he didn't dodge the ball, he might be injured, so he got up and pushed Lampard. Players from the two teams came to separate them, but the referee gave Chelsea the ball.
The anger between the two sides was getting bigger and bigger. The referee called Liu Ting and Lampard to warn them.
Alan Hansen said: "Lampard's tackle just now was obviously a dangerous move, but the referee only knew it was a mess. This allowed Lampard to escape. He should at least be given a yellow card."
Hansen's words won the support of all Liverpool fans, and of course the opposition of all Chelsea fans, but the situation on the field suddenly changed.
In the 60th minute, Liverpool's counterattack, Liu Ting took the ball again in the middle, smashed the ball past Ballack in a row, and was about to drive straight in. Lampard put a shovel again, and the soles of his shoes lit up. This time Liu Ting failed to escape.
The Liverpool players immediately came to trouble Lampard, and the Chelsea players were not to be outdone.
The referee immediately came over to separate the two sides, and without giving Lampard any nonsense, it was a red card.
I warned you just now, and now it's coming again, who will you not be given the red card?
Chelsea captain Terry kept protesting the penalty with the referee, and Lampard simply walked off the field.
Passing by the player channel, all kinds of curses hit Lampard.
"Go back to London, you bastard!!"
"Go back and find your Ferdinand!!"
……
When Liu Ting fell to the ground, he knew that there was nothing wrong with him. He just ate hard and felt a little painful.
At this time, Terry was getting a yellow card for protesting against the referee, and the applause and cheers rang out, both for Liu Ting and for Terry.
Chelsea played one less player, and the good opportunity Liverpool had been waiting for finally arrived, and the next step was to score and beat Chelsea.
Scolari quickly used two substitutions at a time. Drogba came on to replace Anelka, and Deco came on to replace Malouda. One was a match-up substitution on the front line, and the other was a midfielder who replaced the striker. Scolari meant to strengthen the defense but not give up the offense.
This is exactly what Liverpool want. If Scolari asks the Chelsea team to stick to the draw, it will be a bit difficult for Liverpool. After all, the blue bus was famous during Mourinho's time.
In the 74th minute, Mascherano intercepted the ball from Deco in the midfielder, and Ma passed the ball to Harvey Alonso. Alonso saw Liu Ting, who was quickly entering Chelsea's half, and sent a long pass.
"Alonso!! His long balls are as accurate as if they were positioned."
Liu Ting watched the ball fly over accurately, raised his right foot and lightly unloaded the ball. After unloading the ball, he threw away Bosingwa who was following him, and entered the Chelsea penalty area. Only Alex was left in the penalty area.
Facing Alex, Liu Ting skillfully stepped on the bicycle and turned to the right to shake away the opponent, but Cech attacked in time to block, Liu Ting directly raised his foot and hit the goal, and the ball flew directly towards Cech's crotch.
"Crotch!!! Goooooooal!!! The ball is in!!!"
"Beautiful goal, this is a simple counterattack, but Liu Ting used his personal ability to turn this counterattack into a goal."
(End of this chapter)
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