The glory of the basketball gods

Chapter 113 Kindergarten Killer, Chinese Saying

After defeating the Spurs, the Cavaliers' away trip is over, and the Cavaliers will return to their home court to face their next opponent, the Golden State Warriors.

However, before this game, the Cavaliers got a rare three-day rest time. Although Hollins is still suspended for the next game, according to the feedback from the team doctor, Leon Bowie should recover from his injury in three days. The game against the Spurs was a flawed injury. According to the MRI examination in the hospital after the game, no bones were injured, and he only needed to rest quietly for a few days.

But Yuan Man didn't know that during the time when they boarded the plane back to Cleveland after the game, something big happened on the Internet!

It turned out that the phrase "Who is LeBron" that Yuan Man said was over-interpreted by the media, which made James' fans very dissatisfied, and they collectively reprimanded the rookie Yuan Man.

The power of the Internet is terrible, and soon, James' friend Jay-B also stood up and added fire to this conflict.

As a rap star, Jay-B immediately sent out an impromptu rap to diss Yuan Man after the media reported it. This time, not only Yuan Man, but also Yao Ming, Yi Jianlian, and Battelle were all pissed off!You ask why Sun Yue was left out?Maybe because Sun Yue is the No.1 who won the CBA and NBA double championships, Jay-B dare not mess with him.

Some lyrics of this rap are as follows:
I heard that there are people here who don't know the heights of the sky and the earth,

As a rookie in the league, he dares to shoot with his mouth full,

Whether you are round or square,

You are nothing to me,
Asian basketball has never been so good,
Whether it's the Mobile Great Wall or the man on the bench,

So what if he is a chasing boy,
After fighting for several years, I still run away obediently,

Mongolian wrestling seems to be doing well,

If you become a champion, you dare to show off everywhere,

Whether you want to rub the heat or not,
I'm here to tell you that you are nothing!

This rap completely ignited the nerves of Yuan Man's fans, especially basketball fans from China. The two sides used Twitter and Weibo as their bases to launch a holy war similar to Diba Bangba.

Four hours after Jay-B publicly responded to James, James updated his twitter: Rap can only respond with rap, and the development of rap in China still needs time.And posted an article about the development of rap in the world.

This twitter seems to be talking about the development of rap on the surface, but the meaning behind it is obvious. James used another method to support his friend Jay-B’s diss against Yuan Man and Chinese basketball, and mocked the development of Chinese rap. , ridiculed that no one in China can use rap to fight back.

However, James seems to have expanded the scope of this flame once again. Less than two hours after James posted on Twitter, a rap song from China spread rapidly on major forums around the world at a geometric speed.

The singer's name is Kindergarten Killer, and the song's name is "Chinese Sayings"!
Some of the lyrics in response to James read:

In the whole world, only China has the saying of China,
China's rich flexible bewildered silence to sunken,

talk with me,
Let it be alive and thriving,

no more sneaking around,

Let you experience the Popo Buddha of Chinese rap,
Ah oh uh huh woo yu,

What will happen next second,
you can't see through me,
I can't say enough about me,

the art of rapping,
Enough to wipe out billions,
Take my rap to the international competition,

Chinese saying,
Different but the first!

As the war intensified, Varejao, Mo Williams, Wade, Bosh and others joined the battle group one after another.

Varejao: "Hey, Sebron, I decided to eat Rapd tonight." (Varejao deliberately spelled LeBron as SeBron, and satirized LeBron with "decided", as for rapd, there is one more d than rap, It fits the theme of the twitter that LeBron just posted, by the way, rapd is the name of a Brazilian barbecue, not very roasted, but very vinegary)

Mo Williams: "Recently, my assists have improved a lot, and I have become a point guard who can really take the ball. After 24 seconds are approaching the catch and shoot less, the shooting efficiency has also improved a lot."

Wade: "The game will tell everyone who has the toughest fist."

Bosh: "Looking forward to the game against the Cavaliers."

This debate lasted for about a whole week on the Internet, but Yuan Man did not respond or update any twitter on the Internet, as if what happened online had nothing to do with him.

But within this week, several things related to Yuan Man happened.

Yuan Man agreed to "Sports Illustrated" and will become the cover character of the new issue of "Sports Illustrated". After all, the power of 34 seconds and 12 minutes has a huge impact. This is another Cavaliers board after LeBron James. The rookie player on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

Another thing is that Yuan Man invested in the rap of Kindergarten Killer. After Kindergarten Killer publicly responded to Jay-B, Yuan Man learned about the recent situation of this Chinese underground rapper through his relationship. It didn't go well, lacking a platform and investment. Through Yuan Man's incident, Xiaosha captured a large number of fans. Yuan Man also contacted Xiaosha himself and proposed the idea of ​​investing in Xiaosha.

"Rap is not anyone's patent. Chinese rap will be popular one day." Yuan Man wrote a check for 10 US dollars and told Xiaosha that he hoped that he would concentrate on creation and write works that made everyone proud.

Young Kill took the check, his eyes were a little red, raised his head, and Young Kill said: "Yuan, you are a different basketball player, I accept this check, thank you for your contribution to Chinese rap."

Yuan Man waved his hands again and again and said, "I haven't done anything yet, but"

Yuan Man changed the subject, "I hope you can help the Cavaliers compose a song. The style of the song should be more explosive and passionate."

"No problem, is there a time requirement?" You Sha agreed.

"Just before the Heat game."

With a sound of "dang", Yuan Man put the dumbbells on the ground, panting heavily, and that's the end of today's strength training.

Holding on to the sore biceps in his arms, Yuan Man, who was naked, walked out of his home gym, ready to take a good shower in the bathroom, and then sleep.

At this moment, there was a "ding dong", and at around 11 o'clock at night, the doorbell of Yuan Man's house rang.

"Who will come to the door at this time?"

Yuan Man came to the door and opened the door. A hot blond beauty stood at the door of her house. When she saw Yuan Man's naked upper body muscles, the beauty blushed. I got up and said to Yuan Man, "Hi, hello, I'm a neighbor who just moved here, and my name is Kate Upton."

Full bust, sexy lips, angelic face, and towels and body wash?
"Hi, hello, my name is Yuan Man, what can I do for you?"

"Ah, that's it. I'm sorry to bother you. Since I just moved here, the bathroom facilities at home are broken. If it's convenient, can I borrow your bathroom to take a shower?"

"It's just right, I'm about to take a bath too, why don't we come together?" Of course, Yuan Man only dared to think about this sentence.

Seeing Yuan Man thinking about it, he thought it was inconvenient, Upton said: "I don't mean anything malicious, if it's inconvenient, just forget it."

Letting the door open, Yuan Man said very decently: "A distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor, come in."

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(End of this chapter)