Green Dragon
Chapter 722 The Flatness After the Orgasm
Chapter 722 The Flatness After the Orgasm
The duration of an orgasm is always limited, and the adrenaline in Long Shute's body cannot always be secreted vigorously.
After four straight games, he finally felt a little tired.
On September 9th, Liverpool flew to Belgium to challenge Club Brugge in the second round of the group stage of the Champions League.
As the well-deserved overlord of the Belgian First Division, Club Brugge behaved like sleepwalking in the new season. They played 8 rounds in the league, but they only ranked tenth!
I can't see the demeanor of the overlord at all!
Such a team, encountering Liverpool who are killing wildly on all fronts, can they still be expected to fight hard?
-
"Club Brugge are playing exactly like they have been in the league this season, their players seem to be intoxicated by the celebration dinner four months ago, their legs are as heavy as lead, and the whole game is almost A few people were able to show up where they should be."
BBC host Gary Lineker shook his head again and again:
"Look at the possession rate of the two sides. Liverpool in the away game got 87% possession rate and 560 passes, while the home team Bruges didn't even make 120, which means...they There were very few touches other than kick-offs and goal kicks!"
Guest Jamie Carragher raised his legs triumphantly:
"I have said before that the champions of the Belgian First Division are at best at the level of the mid-range teams in the English Championship. It seems that I am indeed right. The strength of Bruges is no different from that of Derby County."
Of course he was right.
Because Bruges, like Derby County, were both cut and chopped by Liverpool, and 7 goals were taken from them!
The only places where they are slightly stronger than Derby County are:
Long Shute completed six or six big successes in Derby County, while at home in Bruges, Captain Long, who received intensive care, only completed four big successes...
His scoring efficiency is getting lower and lower! -
Cristiano Ronaldo has been in a terrible mood these days.
When he just drove to the training base, he almost drove his luxury car worth millions of euros directly onto a utility pole.
After missing four league rounds, he is finally healed of the injury he suffered in the European Cup final.
But the world seems to have changed.
He played two rounds in the Champions League, and he scored one goal each for his old club Sporting Lisbon (Sporting Lisbon) and Borussia Dortmund.
If this efficiency is placed in the previous seasons, although it can't be said that the feet feel hot, it is still in a good state.
But... he happened to meet two monster-like opponents!
Needless to say, Long Shute scored 14 goals in two games. Ronaldo no longer wants to compete with him for the Champions League Golden Boot!
Even Messi was aroused. He scored a hat-trick in the first game and scored twice in the second game. Five goals also left Ronaldo far behind!
Ronaldo parked the car in the garage and fell into deep thought.
Is it you, Long Shute and Messi, who are about to shatter the void?
Or is it that I, Ronaldo, am old and frail and can't shoot anymore?
-
10 month 1 day.
National Day.
On this day of national celebration, Long Shute failed to usher in a big explosion.
"6-1! Liverpool ushered in a 7-game winning streak at the start of the new season, and Swansea Swansea became their seventh ghost!"
Although Zhan Tianjun was very happy to see another victory, he still said with a little worry:
"However...compared to the previous games, today's scene seems to be a little less controlled, Zhang Zhi, what do you think?"
"Ah, indeed."
Guest Zhang Lu nodded slightly:
"Although Liverpool almost sent two different lineups in the Champions League in midweek and today's league, the whole team inevitably had some mental pressure. It was reflected in the players' mentality during the game. Want to attack but lack patience, plus Van Dijk, Matip, Mane and other new players have not yet fully integrated into the team, once they panic, the gap between cooperation will become bigger and bigger..."
"Yes, the only goal for Swansea was to catch the error between the Liverpool defense!"
Zhan Tianjun interface said:
"There is one more thing that may also worry Liverpool fans: After nine consecutive rounds of explosive goals, this is the first time that Long Shute failed to score a hat-trick in his first game. As the pre-match news said, Long Shute's scoring climax is finally over..."
Zhang Lu shook his head with a half-smile:
"This climax... is long enough, hehe."
-
Long Shute fell into a downturn?
Maybe so.
Swansea's defense wasn't particularly tight, but he just didn't find that excitement.
He has been playing with weak teams, so that his level in all aspects seems to have declined.
He played the full 90 minutes but scored just two goals, providing one assist each for Lallana and Sturridge.
Two shots and two passes. If this kind of data is placed on any other player, the media rating after the game will at least give them a high score of 9 points or more, but Long Shute only received an evaluation of 8.2 points. Not as good as Gerrard, who passes and shoots.
"There were 7 shots in the game, only 5 shots on target, only 6 one-on-one successes, and a pass success rate of only 86%. He even made a dribble error! Obviously, China Dragon is not in the right shape today... "
The media in England has no bottom line when it comes to black people! -
"Yes, I was in a bad state today, I'm sorry for those Liverpool fans who traveled with the team..."
At the press conference after the game, Long Shute, who was in poor form, admitted frankly that he was currently in a "slump period":
"But I hope everyone can give me a little more patience. After the national team match day, I will definitely be able to adjust. Please believe me!"
Rogers, who was sitting next to him, curled his lips:
Young man, why do you have so many scenes?
If you put on a handful of sad tears, the effect will be even more touching!
-
On the morning of October 10, Long Shute took the Gulfstream G2 that he had just ordered and delivered.
This is one of the most popular luxury private jets among the richest people in the world. The original plane can accommodate 19 passengers, but in order to make the seating space more comfortable, Long Shute changed most of the seats into sofas, so he can only Fully loaded with 12 people.
In order to buy this plane, Long Shute spared no expense—he spent a total of nearly 4000 million pounds, or about 3.5 million yuan, which was enough to get rid of the addiction of local tyrants to burn money.
However, spending money is of course also beneficial, at least he can save nearly half of the time than usual, and land from the sky earlier.
Today's Long Shute certainly doesn't need a lot of training to keep excited, but he needs enough rest to keep his body's various skills at their peak.
Being able to rest for a few more hours is the best way for him to adjust.
-
"Director Gao, my condition is not very good, so don't let me start the first game, and playing 20 minutes as a substitute is enough."
In the training session on October 10, Long Shute said this to Gao Hongbo.
Gao Hongbo was not surprised at all, he even nodded:
"If you really want to rest, I don't need to include you in the squad, we can just kick and win."
His tone was full of confidence. After all, his opponent in the third round was just a mere Thai team...
As long as there are no problems within the Chinese team, the players do not deliberately want to get rid of the head coach. With the current Chinese team, they can really win with just a kick.
-
10 month 6 day.
The SX Provincial Stadium in Xi'an once again ushered in the national team's match day.
"Long Shute!"
"Long Shute!"
"Long Shute!"
From time to time, there was a burst of cheers from the stands.
As time passed, this voice became louder and louder, so that Gao Hongbo, who was sitting on the sidelines, couldn't help frowning:
"These fans know how to shout! We have already led 4-0, there is no need to replace Long Shute!"
The fans don't care about this. They spent 800 yuan on tickets, 80% of which are to appreciate the demeanor of the captain of the national team. Now you tell him that Long Shute will not play?
Sorry, I will refund 300 yuan for this ticket!
Perhaps because of public opinion, Gao Hongbo finally replaced Long Shute in the 71st minute.
The whole stadium suddenly boiled, the red national flag "hula la" fluttered in the wind, and the passionate drums broke through the sky in an instant.
"Long Shute!"
"Long Shute!"
"Long Shute!"
Zhao Xuri, who was replaced by Long Shute, shook his head and smiled self-deprecatingly:
"I thought the fans were cheering for my wonderful performance..."
The teammates on the bench all smiled, and then extended their palms one by one to congratulate him.
Zhao Xuri gave them high fives one by one, and was about to sit down.
However, before his ass touched the seat, he heard a burst of cheers from the stands behind him, which was more enthusiastic than any moment in the previous 70 minutes!
"Long Shute!"
5-0!
"Long Shute!"
6-0!
"Long Shute!"
7-0!
"Long Shute!"
8-0!
……
Almost every 3 minutes, there will be such wild cheers over the Shaanxi Stadium.
当时钟走到最后1分钟的时候,比分已经从第71分钟的4-0变成了12-0!
The red captain who came off the bench... scored 20 goals in a row in 8 minutes!
Downturn?
That's right.
Long Shute, who is in a slump, can't do anything except shoot...he can't do anything!
(End of this chapter)
The duration of an orgasm is always limited, and the adrenaline in Long Shute's body cannot always be secreted vigorously.
After four straight games, he finally felt a little tired.
On September 9th, Liverpool flew to Belgium to challenge Club Brugge in the second round of the group stage of the Champions League.
As the well-deserved overlord of the Belgian First Division, Club Brugge behaved like sleepwalking in the new season. They played 8 rounds in the league, but they only ranked tenth!
I can't see the demeanor of the overlord at all!
Such a team, encountering Liverpool who are killing wildly on all fronts, can they still be expected to fight hard?
-
"Club Brugge are playing exactly like they have been in the league this season, their players seem to be intoxicated by the celebration dinner four months ago, their legs are as heavy as lead, and the whole game is almost A few people were able to show up where they should be."
BBC host Gary Lineker shook his head again and again:
"Look at the possession rate of the two sides. Liverpool in the away game got 87% possession rate and 560 passes, while the home team Bruges didn't even make 120, which means...they There were very few touches other than kick-offs and goal kicks!"
Guest Jamie Carragher raised his legs triumphantly:
"I have said before that the champions of the Belgian First Division are at best at the level of the mid-range teams in the English Championship. It seems that I am indeed right. The strength of Bruges is no different from that of Derby County."
Of course he was right.
Because Bruges, like Derby County, were both cut and chopped by Liverpool, and 7 goals were taken from them!
The only places where they are slightly stronger than Derby County are:
Long Shute completed six or six big successes in Derby County, while at home in Bruges, Captain Long, who received intensive care, only completed four big successes...
His scoring efficiency is getting lower and lower! -
Cristiano Ronaldo has been in a terrible mood these days.
When he just drove to the training base, he almost drove his luxury car worth millions of euros directly onto a utility pole.
After missing four league rounds, he is finally healed of the injury he suffered in the European Cup final.
But the world seems to have changed.
He played two rounds in the Champions League, and he scored one goal each for his old club Sporting Lisbon (Sporting Lisbon) and Borussia Dortmund.
If this efficiency is placed in the previous seasons, although it can't be said that the feet feel hot, it is still in a good state.
But... he happened to meet two monster-like opponents!
Needless to say, Long Shute scored 14 goals in two games. Ronaldo no longer wants to compete with him for the Champions League Golden Boot!
Even Messi was aroused. He scored a hat-trick in the first game and scored twice in the second game. Five goals also left Ronaldo far behind!
Ronaldo parked the car in the garage and fell into deep thought.
Is it you, Long Shute and Messi, who are about to shatter the void?
Or is it that I, Ronaldo, am old and frail and can't shoot anymore?
-
10 month 1 day.
National Day.
On this day of national celebration, Long Shute failed to usher in a big explosion.
"6-1! Liverpool ushered in a 7-game winning streak at the start of the new season, and Swansea Swansea became their seventh ghost!"
Although Zhan Tianjun was very happy to see another victory, he still said with a little worry:
"However...compared to the previous games, today's scene seems to be a little less controlled, Zhang Zhi, what do you think?"
"Ah, indeed."
Guest Zhang Lu nodded slightly:
"Although Liverpool almost sent two different lineups in the Champions League in midweek and today's league, the whole team inevitably had some mental pressure. It was reflected in the players' mentality during the game. Want to attack but lack patience, plus Van Dijk, Matip, Mane and other new players have not yet fully integrated into the team, once they panic, the gap between cooperation will become bigger and bigger..."
"Yes, the only goal for Swansea was to catch the error between the Liverpool defense!"
Zhan Tianjun interface said:
"There is one more thing that may also worry Liverpool fans: After nine consecutive rounds of explosive goals, this is the first time that Long Shute failed to score a hat-trick in his first game. As the pre-match news said, Long Shute's scoring climax is finally over..."
Zhang Lu shook his head with a half-smile:
"This climax... is long enough, hehe."
-
Long Shute fell into a downturn?
Maybe so.
Swansea's defense wasn't particularly tight, but he just didn't find that excitement.
He has been playing with weak teams, so that his level in all aspects seems to have declined.
He played the full 90 minutes but scored just two goals, providing one assist each for Lallana and Sturridge.
Two shots and two passes. If this kind of data is placed on any other player, the media rating after the game will at least give them a high score of 9 points or more, but Long Shute only received an evaluation of 8.2 points. Not as good as Gerrard, who passes and shoots.
"There were 7 shots in the game, only 5 shots on target, only 6 one-on-one successes, and a pass success rate of only 86%. He even made a dribble error! Obviously, China Dragon is not in the right shape today... "
The media in England has no bottom line when it comes to black people! -
"Yes, I was in a bad state today, I'm sorry for those Liverpool fans who traveled with the team..."
At the press conference after the game, Long Shute, who was in poor form, admitted frankly that he was currently in a "slump period":
"But I hope everyone can give me a little more patience. After the national team match day, I will definitely be able to adjust. Please believe me!"
Rogers, who was sitting next to him, curled his lips:
Young man, why do you have so many scenes?
If you put on a handful of sad tears, the effect will be even more touching!
-
On the morning of October 10, Long Shute took the Gulfstream G2 that he had just ordered and delivered.
This is one of the most popular luxury private jets among the richest people in the world. The original plane can accommodate 19 passengers, but in order to make the seating space more comfortable, Long Shute changed most of the seats into sofas, so he can only Fully loaded with 12 people.
In order to buy this plane, Long Shute spared no expense—he spent a total of nearly 4000 million pounds, or about 3.5 million yuan, which was enough to get rid of the addiction of local tyrants to burn money.
However, spending money is of course also beneficial, at least he can save nearly half of the time than usual, and land from the sky earlier.
Today's Long Shute certainly doesn't need a lot of training to keep excited, but he needs enough rest to keep his body's various skills at their peak.
Being able to rest for a few more hours is the best way for him to adjust.
-
"Director Gao, my condition is not very good, so don't let me start the first game, and playing 20 minutes as a substitute is enough."
In the training session on October 10, Long Shute said this to Gao Hongbo.
Gao Hongbo was not surprised at all, he even nodded:
"If you really want to rest, I don't need to include you in the squad, we can just kick and win."
His tone was full of confidence. After all, his opponent in the third round was just a mere Thai team...
As long as there are no problems within the Chinese team, the players do not deliberately want to get rid of the head coach. With the current Chinese team, they can really win with just a kick.
-
10 month 6 day.
The SX Provincial Stadium in Xi'an once again ushered in the national team's match day.
"Long Shute!"
"Long Shute!"
"Long Shute!"
From time to time, there was a burst of cheers from the stands.
As time passed, this voice became louder and louder, so that Gao Hongbo, who was sitting on the sidelines, couldn't help frowning:
"These fans know how to shout! We have already led 4-0, there is no need to replace Long Shute!"
The fans don't care about this. They spent 800 yuan on tickets, 80% of which are to appreciate the demeanor of the captain of the national team. Now you tell him that Long Shute will not play?
Sorry, I will refund 300 yuan for this ticket!
Perhaps because of public opinion, Gao Hongbo finally replaced Long Shute in the 71st minute.
The whole stadium suddenly boiled, the red national flag "hula la" fluttered in the wind, and the passionate drums broke through the sky in an instant.
"Long Shute!"
"Long Shute!"
"Long Shute!"
Zhao Xuri, who was replaced by Long Shute, shook his head and smiled self-deprecatingly:
"I thought the fans were cheering for my wonderful performance..."
The teammates on the bench all smiled, and then extended their palms one by one to congratulate him.
Zhao Xuri gave them high fives one by one, and was about to sit down.
However, before his ass touched the seat, he heard a burst of cheers from the stands behind him, which was more enthusiastic than any moment in the previous 70 minutes!
"Long Shute!"
5-0!
"Long Shute!"
6-0!
"Long Shute!"
7-0!
"Long Shute!"
8-0!
……
Almost every 3 minutes, there will be such wild cheers over the Shaanxi Stadium.
当时钟走到最后1分钟的时候,比分已经从第71分钟的4-0变成了12-0!
The red captain who came off the bench... scored 20 goals in a row in 8 minutes!
Downturn?
That's right.
Long Shute, who is in a slump, can't do anything except shoot...he can't do anything!
(End of this chapter)
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