Green Dragon

Chapter 672

"Chinese Dragon...another fucking amazing rhythmic gymnastics performance!"

"Is this a handstand and straight armstand in progress? Sorry, I can't go on because I'm just a football commentator..."

"Hey, English Rhythmic Gymnastics Association? Send me a professional commentator!"

"Hello everyone, I just watched the animation of One Piece today, and I feel that Long Ritian's big move is a bit like Sanji's possession!"

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When Long Shu rolled 180 degrees in the air and landed on his feet smoothly, he saw Fellaini's curly hair shaking in the evening wind of Wembley a few meters away.

From the eyes and expression of the Manchester United midfielder, he already knew that there was no need for him to look at the goal anymore!

He just needs to stand there, hold his head high, and then slowly open his arms!

Henderson and Lallana hugged him one after the other, and there was a person between the two good friends from England who could rub strong hormones...

"Get out of the way!"

Emre Can from Germany pushed away two rotten players who took the opportunity to disturb the foundation, and then knelt down on one knee in front of Longshut.

"Are you going to propose to me?"

Long Shute said with a smile.

"Boss, let me kiss your stinky feet!"

As Zhan replied, he put Brother Long's right foot on his thigh and wiped his football boots vigorously:
"I also call myself a barb master, but today I realized that there is a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the people. At that time, you couldn't see the football line at all, right? How could you complete this damn shot?!"

Long Shute clasped his hands slightly in front of his chest, and said in the tone of an expert:

"This is the feeling of a genius, it's hard for me to tell you in mortal language!"

This is of course a genius level shot!
This is not an upside-down golden hook done with the instep, but a powerful smash from the heel!

The difficulty factor between the two... is almost equivalent to the difference between the Premier League and the Chinese Super League!
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"...should... die!"

In Giggs' football career of more than 30 years, he has never seen goals like this.

Faced with such a double burst of inspiration and luck, he could only sit weakly on the bench.

The members of the coaching staff and the substitute players behind him also looked desperate. Those substitute players even hoped that the head coach would better not remember his name today!
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Manchester United, three goals behind, was clearly in a panic.

The players seemed to be extinguished by Long Shute's heel-cracking shot. Even De Gea, who has always liked to play tricks, was a little skeptical about life, and Giggs, who was acting as the head coach, was also out of his mind, let alone make some adjustments to the situation. Adjustment.

The morale boosted Liverpool did not show any mercy. Their favorite thing...is to make trouble when Manchester United is down!
Take advantage of his illness and kill him!

"Puff, puff, puff!"

Firmino, Longchute, Emre Can, when the first half came to an end, these three Liverpool players stabbed Manchester United again.

Halftime... 6-0!

United were not without resistance, at least De Gea saved two long-range shots from Coutinho and Moreno within 10 minutes, while also scooping Lovren's header back on the goal line, but still Can't stop my teammates' crazy assists to Liverpool!
Rojo and Smalling must miss almost every ball, the top of Blind's head has almost become an undefended area, and the 18-year-old Barrera... has become an invisible man!
Manchester United fans have begun to leave the field in despair, but Liverpool fans have sung their songs in every corner of Anfield! -
After the start of the second half, De Gea was almost the only one in the Manchester United team who hadn't completely given up.

The Spanish goalkeeper almost turned into an eight-armed Nezha, guarding Manchester United's last bastion with his high and low blocks.

He already knew that his efforts would not change the situation of the battle, but he couldn't tolerate the city he guarded being blasted away time and time again by the opponent without any scruples!

Especially after Fellaini was sent off with a red card for a second foul on Long Shute in the 48th minute, Manchester United's overall lineup almost collapsed!

"Jordan! Henderson! The deputy of the Red Army took a long shot over 30 meters! But it failed to cross the ten fingers of De Gea!"

"Another long-range shot! This goal has been scored! It is from the Chinese gymnastics team Long Shute! The captain of the Red Army personally demonstrated to his teammates how to break through the gate guarded by De Gea!"

"Coutinho! 8-0! In terms of long-range shots, Xiao Li Guang has never been behind! A round moon scimitar pierced the sky. Even though De Gea stretched his arms, he still couldn't understand this foot. There's nothing the World Cup can do!"

"Golden hook upside down! It's from Emre Can! It's a pity that De Gea threw out both fists and used a move to push the window and look at the moon to deny the German's shot!"

"Liverpool's offensive is unabated, Long Shute, Henderson, through pass! Lallana goes down! Inverted triangle pass back! Firmino flies to grab a shot! De... De Gea! It's still De Gea! Manchester United goalkeeper Denied a Liverpool goal again!"

"Ah, without De Gea, today's score would have already been in double digits..."

"Coutinho moves wide! Lallana volleys back into the middle! Emrejan! Hit the ball with his heel! The ball is received by... Long, Shu, Te! A shot with a drawbar! The goal is scored! 9 -0!"

When Longshut blasted the ball into the goal for the third time, David De Gea suddenly had an urge to retire.

9-0... Although compared with the 11-1 in the last confrontation, today's ending does not seem to be worse, but De Gea thinks that there will be an FA Cup game in three days, and there will be a European Cup game in seven days. The second round of the Fed Cup... His heart is absolutely broken!
God...why are you so cruel? !

Let me De Gea bear this humiliation?
Damn Real Madrid... why didn't you poach me earlier? ! -
"I heard you look down on the Europa League?

Yes, so you don't even bother to score a goal!
So, you got shot 9 times by us!la la la! "

Liverpool fans have been taunting their old rivals in different ways.

If it was normal, Manchester United fans would definitely launch a counterattack immediately, but today they began to leave the field in large numbers as early as halftime. Every time Liverpool scored a goal, there were more Manchester United fans leaving the field.

When the game came to an end, there were hardly any Manchester United fans in Anfield.

At least...the police and security were relieved. They didn't need to worry about the fans from both sides getting into a ball in the stadium. As for the outside of the stadium, since the terrain was not as complicated as in the stadium, it was relatively easy to control.

Fortunately, the Manchester United fans left the stadium early. Frustrated, they didn't care to fight with the elated Liverpool fans. One by one, they fled the city as quickly as possible under the isolation of security personnel.

But... don't think that Manchester United fans have given up.

No matter how badly they lose, Manchester United will never show weakness to Liverpool, even if they are slapped in the face by their opponents after three seconds.

Several major fan groups officially recognized by Manchester United have made harsh words on their respective platforms:

"We solemnly remind Liverpool fans that we hope they will not come to Manchester for the next two away games, otherwise, no one can guarantee that they can leave safely!"

"If Liverpool players want to continue their careers, we suggest that they take a good rest in Liverpool for a week!"

"Football is definitely not higher than life and death, cherish life and stay away from football!"

(End of this chapter)