Green Dragon
Chapter 432 I want to beat you 7-1!
Chapter 432 I want to beat you 7-1!
"As we all know, football is the number one sport in the world today. As the birthplace of this sport, Chinese football has always been actively exploring a development path of its own..."
This is not the content of Long Shute’s speech during the two sessions, but an important speech he gave at the opening ceremony of the 3 Chinese Super League at Guangzhou Tianhe Stadium on the evening of March 9.
He only stayed in BJ for four days, and he asked for leave in advance to retreat. As a newcomer, he didn't prepare any proposals at all, because he was not even familiar with the process and rules, and the first year was right for learning and training.
If it weren't for Zhang Jian, the newly appointed director of the Football Management Center, he might have flown back to Munich, but since the leader "condescends to speak", as a leader of Chinese football, he still has to give some face.
Speaking of the opening ceremony of the Chinese Super League this year, it is actually very embarrassing, because until half a month ago, the Football Association could not find a club willing to take on this glorious task!
In 2011, Evergrande hosted the opening ceremony for the first time. As a new team in the league, they attached great importance to it and spent 5000 million to create a grand party comparable to the opening ceremony of the Games. Many stars in the country came to join in, it can be said that the scenery is boundless.
In 2012, the opening ceremony was held in Guizhou. Although the economy is slightly underdeveloped, it is still huge and expensive.
By 2013, whether it was BJ, Tianjin, Shanghai, Hangzhou, or Guangzhou, they all clearly rejected their wishes to bid.The Football Association had to start a backup plan: the defending champion must unconditionally undertake...
So Guangzhou Evergrande had no choice but to take over this "glorious" mission, but compared to two years ago, they did not invite any stars or teams, and randomly selected 1000 students from the football school and song and dance troupe under Evergrande , performed a few minutes of singing and dancing perfunctorily, and ended the opening ceremony hastily, with a total cost of "up to" 10 RMB—probably the money for lunch boxes and mineral water...
Long Shute's presence undoubtedly became the biggest surprise of the opening ceremony, and he also felt honored for the newly appointed Director Zhang.
When Yu Hongchen, vice chairman of the Football Association, announced the opening, Long Shute's domestic work officially ended.
He was desperate to make it to the second leg at home against Arsenal, but at this point he got a call:
"On the last day, the sports committee held a group discussion, please try to participate."
As a newcomer, he still has self-knowledge, it's better to keep a low profile on this occasion, so he had no choice but to obediently go back to the meeting.
-
When Long Shute was holding a meeting in China, Bayern was also fighting in the Bundesliga.
At the same time as the opening of the Chinese Super League, the Bundesliga also ushered in the 25th round of the league.
This is the tenth-to-last round of the league, and Bayern has already led No.2 Dortmund by 26 points, which is a gap of nearly 9 games...
At home, Bayern was almost cornered by the newly promoted Düsseldorf. If it wasn't for defender Jerome Boateng who stepped forward and scored his first goal in the Bundesliga in the 86th minute, Bayern would really An upset at the Allianz Arena!
The score of 3-2 is enough to prove how difficult this newly-promoted horse that was in the quagmire of relegation caused Bayern. After the game, Heynckes also frankly admitted:
"We played absent-mindedly throughout the first half, Dusseldorf controlled the rhythm most of the time, they played more like a home game than us.
This is the fault of the coaching staff. We did not issue an alert to the players in time, nor did we adjust the tactics in time, resulting in a comprehensive passivity.
The absence of Longshut, Robben and Ribery?Of course, this will have a certain impact, but it is by no means the most critical factor, because we are Bayern. "
Heynckes didn't dare to continue, otherwise he was also worried that Long Shute would slap his old face angrily when he came back.
-
On March 3, Long Shute appeared in the solemn and solemn Great Hall of the People on time and on time. He listened to the summary report at the closing ceremony in a daze, applauded warmly like other colleagues, and ended his first political tasks.
After the meeting, colleagues from the sports session had a light meal together. At the table, everyone deepened their relationship again, talked about the broad prospects of sports in China, and expressed good wishes to each other.
After dinner, Long Shute spent another night in the committee member's single dormitory, and watched the second round match between Bayern and Arsenal by the way.
Arsenal, which was behind by eight goals, showed the courage to die and survive at the beginning, but when Lahm intercepted the ball from Walcott's feet and assisted Robben to score the goal, the Gunners' hearts were instantly dissatisfied. was broken up...
Franck Ribery, who was banned from the league, suffocated his anger. He scored a goal in each half and scored twice. Arsenal completely surrendered.
But this is not the final result. In the 88th minute, just as the Gunners were ready to wash up and go home to prepare for the league, Thomas Muller descended from heaven and singled out the four defensive players of Arsenal to score successfully. Rewritten to become 4-0...
Standing on the sidelines, Wenger's face was as pale as paper, and everyone could see his trembling hands. The German fans who never liked England teams in the stands booed and laughed unscrupulously—you can't count on these Germans Applause to a Frenchman who coaches an English team?
Two rounds of double-kill Arsenal once again allowed Bayern to successfully occupy the front page headlines of mainstream European media this week.
12-0的比分也成为欧冠淘汰赛最为悬殊的比分纪录,值得一提的是,之前的历史纪录也是由拜仁慕尼黑创造,2009年拜仁以客场5-0、主场7-1、两回合12-1怒杀葡超豪门里斯本竞技。
It can be seen that the cruelty of the German team has a historical tradition...
Meanwhile, Heynckes was able to brag a bit to the media on the phone:
"Without Long Shute, we are still Bayern, and we still beat top teams like Arsenal, aren't we?"
Eunuch Hai had just finished playing when he heard someone knocking on the door.
Then Long Shute walked in:
"Coach, I'm done with my meeting and I want to play football."
-
"Are you going to return to China for a meeting in March every year?"
Heynckes rubbed his face worriedly.
Long Shu nodded:
"It will be like this for at least the next four years. It is my sacrosanct political right and duty."
"It's really troublesome, after all, we don't meet Arsenal's opponents who break up every year..."
Heynckes muttered to himself, and immediately raised his eyebrows again:
"Whatever, I won't be the head coach next season anyway, let Guardiola, the Spanish bald man, worry about it! Ah..."
He suddenly realized that he had slipped his tongue, and stopped immediately.
"I knew it earlier, coach."
Long Shu shrugged:
"This is your last season at Bayern and mine."
Heynckes was very moved, he held his disciple's hand tightly:
"I never knew you loved me so much, Dragon..."
Long Shute shook off the old man's rough hand with a look of disgust:
"I'm just going to meet a new challenge. I can't find excitement at Bayern!"
Heynckes wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, wiped them on Long Shute's clothes, and then stood up from the sofa:
"Come on, let's eat, I'll welcome you."
-
The so-called "reception banquet" is nothing more than the big cafeteria of the training base, and it is also a buffet...
However, for Long Shute, who has just been treated as a state guest for seven or eight days in the Great Hall of the People, a lighter meal is exactly what he needs now.
He sat down with a small portion of steak and bacon, and Muller leaned over:
"Great Mr. Senator, have you actively contributed to the development of Chinese football?"
"Of course," Long Shute gave this teaser a high-five first, and then replied pretendingly:
"As long as I follow my plan, we can slaughter you 7-1 in the World Cup next year."
"Fuck! Listen everyone, Long dared to say...he wants to lead the Chinese team to beat us 7-1! Bastian, Philippe, Manuel, Holger, Jerome, Tony, Mario, come and teach him a lesson with me!"
Muller nearly jumped off his stool:
"Let's make a bet! If China and Germany can meet, whoever loses will serve our team in women's clothing!"
Long Shu raised his eyebrows:
"I, Long Ritian, took this bet, but why do you like wearing women's clothing so much?"
German goalkeeper Neuer suddenly patted Muller on the shoulder worriedly:
"Thomas, I'm very worried about the goal I'm guarding..."
The main defenders Boateng and Badstuber were frowning, and their faces that were not good-looking suddenly became even uglier:
"Are we going to be sieved by him in the World Cup? No! Thomas, do you think we have too few injuries this year?"
Schweinsteiger's face was equally ugly, and Cross even trembled uncontrollably.
They, who are also midfielders... must be players who are playing against Long Shute!
Cross had already imagined that scene: he was forced by Long Shute's close defense to doubt his life and couldn't take care of himself, but he could only follow the opponent's ass to eat dirt!
Ah, no, with Cross's slow speed, how can he keep up with Long Shute?I'm afraid he can't even eat the soil!
So they decided to beat up the culprit who provoked Long's special anger-Thomas Muller!
Robben raised his legs:
"I have two iron rods in my closet, you can use them as you like!"
-
"Okay, boys, let's eat quickly."
Assistant coach Grande laughed and drove the foolish players back.
Another teaching assistant, Herman, turned on the TV on the wall:
"I hope I didn't miss the time. What about you, stop making trouble! Be careful to draw Real Madrid and Barcelona!"
Robben pouted:
"What happened to Real Madrid? I just hope to draw Real Madrid!"
He was kicked out by the Galacticos four years ago, of course he hoped to slap Florentino's old face at the Bernabeu.
Ribery immediately expressed his support to him:
"The quarter-finals will play Real Madrid, and the semi-finals will play Barcelona. Let's see who can stop our big Bayern now!"
"Enough! You two guys who are afraid of chaos!"
Heynckes slapped the table angrily:
"Can't I let this poor old man lead the last half of the season properly?!"
Franck Ribery and Robben quickly grabbed a piece of bacon for him:
"Youpu, don't be angry, we must do a good job and win you another six crowns!"
The reaction of the two of them was probably a little slow, and they didn't react until Heynckes sent the bacon into his mouth angrily.
"The last half of the season?"
"What are you kidding?!"
Heynckes stared at the bacon while chewing:
"I'm going to be 70 soon, do you have to let me fuck to death?! Watch TV!"
-
This is March 3th, BJ time 15:19, it is lunch time in Germany.
The Bayern team ate in the restaurant of the training base while watching the draw ceremony for the Champions League quarter-finals.
In the previous round of sixteen, there were not many upsets.
The Bianconeri Juventus double-killed the Celtics in the Soviet Super League 5-0 in two rounds.
Paris Saint-Germain narrowly beat Valencia 3-2 on aggregate, but Ibrahinovic, the number one superstar in Paris, was suspended for two games for a reckless stampede. Despite having just joined Beckham, their The prospects for promotion are somewhat bleak.
Real Madrid also narrowly beat Manchester United 3-2. The former No. 7 of the Red Devils—C Ronaldo scored the winning goal at Old Trafford, but received applause and blessings from the fans at the Theater of Dreams.
AC Milan won with two goals in the first round, but lost with four goals in the second round, and finally lost to Barcelona 2-4, losing a good start.
Borussia Dortmund, who had no hope for the league and the German Cup, began to plan the Champions League wholeheartedly. They also successfully defeated Shakhtar Donetsk with a score of 5-2, and together with Bayern, they supported the Bundesliga sky.
Another Bundesliga powerhouse, Schalke 04, suffered a counterattack at home, with a total score of 3-4 and was defeated by local superpower Galatasaray.
In another game that no one paid attention to, La Liga team Malaga defeated Porto 2-1 and became the only dark horse in the quarterfinals.
There were no restrictions on the draw for the quarter-finals, so there was no avoidance of the same country, and there were no seed teams and divisions, so the process was quite simple. It took less than 5 minutes for the eight teams to find their opponents.
Barcelona and Paris Saint-Germain met on a narrow road, and Ibrahimovic regrettably lost the best chance to prove himself to his old club.
Real Madrid drew Galatasaray. Judging from the strength comparison between the two sides, this is of course a good sign, although the home court of the Turkish team has always been called hell.
In contrast, Dortmund encountered a spree: their opponent is Malaga, the weakest of the quarterfinals!
Klopp is already gearing up, ready to collect statistics on this big team, so that the whole of Europe can see the power of the yellow and black storm!
Therefore, Bayern Munich can only make a pair with Juventus.
The tank with the strongest firepower in Europe meets the Italian fortress with the strongest defense. The duel between them... Will sparks fly and suffocate?Or will it be dull and drowsy?
(End of this chapter)
"As we all know, football is the number one sport in the world today. As the birthplace of this sport, Chinese football has always been actively exploring a development path of its own..."
This is not the content of Long Shute’s speech during the two sessions, but an important speech he gave at the opening ceremony of the 3 Chinese Super League at Guangzhou Tianhe Stadium on the evening of March 9.
He only stayed in BJ for four days, and he asked for leave in advance to retreat. As a newcomer, he didn't prepare any proposals at all, because he was not even familiar with the process and rules, and the first year was right for learning and training.
If it weren't for Zhang Jian, the newly appointed director of the Football Management Center, he might have flown back to Munich, but since the leader "condescends to speak", as a leader of Chinese football, he still has to give some face.
Speaking of the opening ceremony of the Chinese Super League this year, it is actually very embarrassing, because until half a month ago, the Football Association could not find a club willing to take on this glorious task!
In 2011, Evergrande hosted the opening ceremony for the first time. As a new team in the league, they attached great importance to it and spent 5000 million to create a grand party comparable to the opening ceremony of the Games. Many stars in the country came to join in, it can be said that the scenery is boundless.
In 2012, the opening ceremony was held in Guizhou. Although the economy is slightly underdeveloped, it is still huge and expensive.
By 2013, whether it was BJ, Tianjin, Shanghai, Hangzhou, or Guangzhou, they all clearly rejected their wishes to bid.The Football Association had to start a backup plan: the defending champion must unconditionally undertake...
So Guangzhou Evergrande had no choice but to take over this "glorious" mission, but compared to two years ago, they did not invite any stars or teams, and randomly selected 1000 students from the football school and song and dance troupe under Evergrande , performed a few minutes of singing and dancing perfunctorily, and ended the opening ceremony hastily, with a total cost of "up to" 10 RMB—probably the money for lunch boxes and mineral water...
Long Shute's presence undoubtedly became the biggest surprise of the opening ceremony, and he also felt honored for the newly appointed Director Zhang.
When Yu Hongchen, vice chairman of the Football Association, announced the opening, Long Shute's domestic work officially ended.
He was desperate to make it to the second leg at home against Arsenal, but at this point he got a call:
"On the last day, the sports committee held a group discussion, please try to participate."
As a newcomer, he still has self-knowledge, it's better to keep a low profile on this occasion, so he had no choice but to obediently go back to the meeting.
-
When Long Shute was holding a meeting in China, Bayern was also fighting in the Bundesliga.
At the same time as the opening of the Chinese Super League, the Bundesliga also ushered in the 25th round of the league.
This is the tenth-to-last round of the league, and Bayern has already led No.2 Dortmund by 26 points, which is a gap of nearly 9 games...
At home, Bayern was almost cornered by the newly promoted Düsseldorf. If it wasn't for defender Jerome Boateng who stepped forward and scored his first goal in the Bundesliga in the 86th minute, Bayern would really An upset at the Allianz Arena!
The score of 3-2 is enough to prove how difficult this newly-promoted horse that was in the quagmire of relegation caused Bayern. After the game, Heynckes also frankly admitted:
"We played absent-mindedly throughout the first half, Dusseldorf controlled the rhythm most of the time, they played more like a home game than us.
This is the fault of the coaching staff. We did not issue an alert to the players in time, nor did we adjust the tactics in time, resulting in a comprehensive passivity.
The absence of Longshut, Robben and Ribery?Of course, this will have a certain impact, but it is by no means the most critical factor, because we are Bayern. "
Heynckes didn't dare to continue, otherwise he was also worried that Long Shute would slap his old face angrily when he came back.
-
On March 3, Long Shute appeared in the solemn and solemn Great Hall of the People on time and on time. He listened to the summary report at the closing ceremony in a daze, applauded warmly like other colleagues, and ended his first political tasks.
After the meeting, colleagues from the sports session had a light meal together. At the table, everyone deepened their relationship again, talked about the broad prospects of sports in China, and expressed good wishes to each other.
After dinner, Long Shute spent another night in the committee member's single dormitory, and watched the second round match between Bayern and Arsenal by the way.
Arsenal, which was behind by eight goals, showed the courage to die and survive at the beginning, but when Lahm intercepted the ball from Walcott's feet and assisted Robben to score the goal, the Gunners' hearts were instantly dissatisfied. was broken up...
Franck Ribery, who was banned from the league, suffocated his anger. He scored a goal in each half and scored twice. Arsenal completely surrendered.
But this is not the final result. In the 88th minute, just as the Gunners were ready to wash up and go home to prepare for the league, Thomas Muller descended from heaven and singled out the four defensive players of Arsenal to score successfully. Rewritten to become 4-0...
Standing on the sidelines, Wenger's face was as pale as paper, and everyone could see his trembling hands. The German fans who never liked England teams in the stands booed and laughed unscrupulously—you can't count on these Germans Applause to a Frenchman who coaches an English team?
Two rounds of double-kill Arsenal once again allowed Bayern to successfully occupy the front page headlines of mainstream European media this week.
12-0的比分也成为欧冠淘汰赛最为悬殊的比分纪录,值得一提的是,之前的历史纪录也是由拜仁慕尼黑创造,2009年拜仁以客场5-0、主场7-1、两回合12-1怒杀葡超豪门里斯本竞技。
It can be seen that the cruelty of the German team has a historical tradition...
Meanwhile, Heynckes was able to brag a bit to the media on the phone:
"Without Long Shute, we are still Bayern, and we still beat top teams like Arsenal, aren't we?"
Eunuch Hai had just finished playing when he heard someone knocking on the door.
Then Long Shute walked in:
"Coach, I'm done with my meeting and I want to play football."
-
"Are you going to return to China for a meeting in March every year?"
Heynckes rubbed his face worriedly.
Long Shu nodded:
"It will be like this for at least the next four years. It is my sacrosanct political right and duty."
"It's really troublesome, after all, we don't meet Arsenal's opponents who break up every year..."
Heynckes muttered to himself, and immediately raised his eyebrows again:
"Whatever, I won't be the head coach next season anyway, let Guardiola, the Spanish bald man, worry about it! Ah..."
He suddenly realized that he had slipped his tongue, and stopped immediately.
"I knew it earlier, coach."
Long Shu shrugged:
"This is your last season at Bayern and mine."
Heynckes was very moved, he held his disciple's hand tightly:
"I never knew you loved me so much, Dragon..."
Long Shute shook off the old man's rough hand with a look of disgust:
"I'm just going to meet a new challenge. I can't find excitement at Bayern!"
Heynckes wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, wiped them on Long Shute's clothes, and then stood up from the sofa:
"Come on, let's eat, I'll welcome you."
-
The so-called "reception banquet" is nothing more than the big cafeteria of the training base, and it is also a buffet...
However, for Long Shute, who has just been treated as a state guest for seven or eight days in the Great Hall of the People, a lighter meal is exactly what he needs now.
He sat down with a small portion of steak and bacon, and Muller leaned over:
"Great Mr. Senator, have you actively contributed to the development of Chinese football?"
"Of course," Long Shute gave this teaser a high-five first, and then replied pretendingly:
"As long as I follow my plan, we can slaughter you 7-1 in the World Cup next year."
"Fuck! Listen everyone, Long dared to say...he wants to lead the Chinese team to beat us 7-1! Bastian, Philippe, Manuel, Holger, Jerome, Tony, Mario, come and teach him a lesson with me!"
Muller nearly jumped off his stool:
"Let's make a bet! If China and Germany can meet, whoever loses will serve our team in women's clothing!"
Long Shu raised his eyebrows:
"I, Long Ritian, took this bet, but why do you like wearing women's clothing so much?"
German goalkeeper Neuer suddenly patted Muller on the shoulder worriedly:
"Thomas, I'm very worried about the goal I'm guarding..."
The main defenders Boateng and Badstuber were frowning, and their faces that were not good-looking suddenly became even uglier:
"Are we going to be sieved by him in the World Cup? No! Thomas, do you think we have too few injuries this year?"
Schweinsteiger's face was equally ugly, and Cross even trembled uncontrollably.
They, who are also midfielders... must be players who are playing against Long Shute!
Cross had already imagined that scene: he was forced by Long Shute's close defense to doubt his life and couldn't take care of himself, but he could only follow the opponent's ass to eat dirt!
Ah, no, with Cross's slow speed, how can he keep up with Long Shute?I'm afraid he can't even eat the soil!
So they decided to beat up the culprit who provoked Long's special anger-Thomas Muller!
Robben raised his legs:
"I have two iron rods in my closet, you can use them as you like!"
-
"Okay, boys, let's eat quickly."
Assistant coach Grande laughed and drove the foolish players back.
Another teaching assistant, Herman, turned on the TV on the wall:
"I hope I didn't miss the time. What about you, stop making trouble! Be careful to draw Real Madrid and Barcelona!"
Robben pouted:
"What happened to Real Madrid? I just hope to draw Real Madrid!"
He was kicked out by the Galacticos four years ago, of course he hoped to slap Florentino's old face at the Bernabeu.
Ribery immediately expressed his support to him:
"The quarter-finals will play Real Madrid, and the semi-finals will play Barcelona. Let's see who can stop our big Bayern now!"
"Enough! You two guys who are afraid of chaos!"
Heynckes slapped the table angrily:
"Can't I let this poor old man lead the last half of the season properly?!"
Franck Ribery and Robben quickly grabbed a piece of bacon for him:
"Youpu, don't be angry, we must do a good job and win you another six crowns!"
The reaction of the two of them was probably a little slow, and they didn't react until Heynckes sent the bacon into his mouth angrily.
"The last half of the season?"
"What are you kidding?!"
Heynckes stared at the bacon while chewing:
"I'm going to be 70 soon, do you have to let me fuck to death?! Watch TV!"
-
This is March 3th, BJ time 15:19, it is lunch time in Germany.
The Bayern team ate in the restaurant of the training base while watching the draw ceremony for the Champions League quarter-finals.
In the previous round of sixteen, there were not many upsets.
The Bianconeri Juventus double-killed the Celtics in the Soviet Super League 5-0 in two rounds.
Paris Saint-Germain narrowly beat Valencia 3-2 on aggregate, but Ibrahinovic, the number one superstar in Paris, was suspended for two games for a reckless stampede. Despite having just joined Beckham, their The prospects for promotion are somewhat bleak.
Real Madrid also narrowly beat Manchester United 3-2. The former No. 7 of the Red Devils—C Ronaldo scored the winning goal at Old Trafford, but received applause and blessings from the fans at the Theater of Dreams.
AC Milan won with two goals in the first round, but lost with four goals in the second round, and finally lost to Barcelona 2-4, losing a good start.
Borussia Dortmund, who had no hope for the league and the German Cup, began to plan the Champions League wholeheartedly. They also successfully defeated Shakhtar Donetsk with a score of 5-2, and together with Bayern, they supported the Bundesliga sky.
Another Bundesliga powerhouse, Schalke 04, suffered a counterattack at home, with a total score of 3-4 and was defeated by local superpower Galatasaray.
In another game that no one paid attention to, La Liga team Malaga defeated Porto 2-1 and became the only dark horse in the quarterfinals.
There were no restrictions on the draw for the quarter-finals, so there was no avoidance of the same country, and there were no seed teams and divisions, so the process was quite simple. It took less than 5 minutes for the eight teams to find their opponents.
Barcelona and Paris Saint-Germain met on a narrow road, and Ibrahimovic regrettably lost the best chance to prove himself to his old club.
Real Madrid drew Galatasaray. Judging from the strength comparison between the two sides, this is of course a good sign, although the home court of the Turkish team has always been called hell.
In contrast, Dortmund encountered a spree: their opponent is Malaga, the weakest of the quarterfinals!
Klopp is already gearing up, ready to collect statistics on this big team, so that the whole of Europe can see the power of the yellow and black storm!
Therefore, Bayern Munich can only make a pair with Juventus.
The tank with the strongest firepower in Europe meets the Italian fortress with the strongest defense. The duel between them... Will sparks fly and suffocate?Or will it be dull and drowsy?
(End of this chapter)
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