Green Dragon

Chapter 407: Incomparable Miracles!

"Don't ask me, I don't know anything, he is a Maxim heavy machine gun made in China!"

At the post-match press conference, Hoffenheim head coach Markus Babel slumped in his seat after saying just that.

He may also feel lucky: In this game, that heavy machine gun only played 8 minutes, otherwise the score for Hoffenheim would never be 7-0!

Think about the crazy firepower of Bayern last season. On March 3, when Babel had just taken over Hoffenheim for less than a month, he led the team to the Allianz Arena for the first time as a head coach. The hospitable Bayern chariot blasted a 10-11 on them abruptly!

But he doesn't need to be ashamed, because Bayern scored double digits in 2011 games in the 12-5 season, and scored more than 7 goals in 8 games!
According to the summary after the season, all Bayern games without scoring more than five goals are called small victories!
With only 7 goals conceded, Babel should feel relieved: because this shows that his coaching level has greatly improved compared to when he just took over the team!
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Babel didn't want to answer the question, and the local media in Munich were too embarrassed to bully people too much. What's more, he was a native of Bayern's youth training team. He played for Bayern's first team for more than eight years and won three league titles with the team. After experiencing the black 1999 minutes of the 3 Champions League final, he is an out-and-out double star of Bayern and Germany.

In addition, he is still a Liverpool star, but due to a strange and serious illness of the nervous system, his body suffered a devastating blow, and he could only live in a wheelchair for a while. Although he tried hard to fight against fate, but After all, he failed to defeat this terrible opponent, and finally had to choose to retire.

In the face of such an admirable man, most people can't bear to add insult to injury.

So the reporters turned their cameras on the winning side.

"No, don't ask me either, I don't know anything."

Heynckes waved his hands again and again, but he did have a confused expression:

"I just let him go up to find the feeling of playing football. I definitely didn't arrange the tactics of scoring five goals in a row!"

The reporters all burst into laughter, and then continued to ask questions:

"Can you describe your mood now, Yup? As a former top striker in the world."

"Sorry, I still don't know anything, my head is full of exclamation points now!"

Heynckes continued to wave his hands, but then he opened up the conversation:

"You just said... I'm a top striker in the world?
Oh yes, I almost forgot, in that era, among the German players, only Gerd Müller was stronger than me, and I was also a super striker with more than 300 goals in my career...

But that was before today, after Long Shute's crazy performance today, I don't think I deserve the title of super striker anymore, I have lived 67 years and 5 months in my life, but I have never experienced it Such a scene, even Gerd Muller in his peak period was not so crazy!That's right, even if Gade is standing in front of me, I dare to say that! "

Long Shute, who was sitting next to him, looked at the white-haired old man bragging about himself with a smile on his face, and then he seemed to hear a clear voice in his mind:

"Dididi! Joseph Heynckes applied to join Long Ritian's diehard fan group 65194543, do you agree?"
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"Congratulations, Long, you may not know how crazy you are today?"

"Munich Evening News" Michel Smith, who is very familiar with the Bayern team, got the first opportunity to ask Longshut a question, and he looked more excited than Longshut himself:
"After accurate statistics, you scored five consecutive goals in 2 minutes and 18 seconds, that is, 138 seconds. I don't even need to look through the data to guarantee that this is not only the fastest record in the Bundesliga, but also the fastest in football history. How did you achieve the fastest record?"

"Actually, there is a reason, but this involves some secrets within the team. I can't say too much, but I am very happy today, so I will reveal it to you..."

Long Shu put on airs pretendingly, and the reporters in the audience immediately pricked up their ears:

"As you all know, I have been very busy this summer, participating in many national team games and Olympic games. After returning to the club, the coaching staff checked my body and they officially warned me about the excessively high-intensity training and intensive training. The game pushed my body to the limit, so I rested for a few days, but I didn't expect that there were still injuries. Fatigue and injuries made me miss most of the games in the new season. I only played one round in the league. , I did not play in the Champions League and the German Cup. Although no one told me in person, I also know that if this continues, it will be difficult for me to explain to the club and the fans.

Bayern is the world's top giants. We have too many excellent players. This is a reflection of the strength of the team, but it will also bring fierce competition within the team. As I have just won the best player in Europe, I must Every moment proves that I am worthy of this honor, so I must go all out, even if it is the warm-up time for ordinary people who are just looking for the feeling of feet, I will not let it go easily. "

"Oh, by the way," he added, "from today onwards, I will give my best in all competitions, because I don't like to be tied with other people for winning prizes."

——In the last season, he won the European Golden Boot award tied with Messi with 51 league goals. This award was awarded to him by a special person during his injury. Although the tie is also the first, how can Long Shute be satisfied? ?
What he wants to pursue is the unique honor, not shoulder to shoulder with them!
Not even Messi...not!
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Scored five goals in 2 minutes, which can almost be called an unprecedented miracle, because the fastest hat-trick record in the history of the Bundesliga also stayed at three goals in 5 minutes.

This game undoubtedly attracted the attention of the whole world, and the highlights of Long Shute's goals immediately entered the headlines of major media and online platforms.

"Being on the bench for 8 minutes, blasting five goals!"

"The Maxim heavy machine guns fired wildly! Hoffenheim was slaughtered!"

"National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival are coming, Bayern fans can eat five kernel mooncakes!"

"Captain China is back with full blood! The next opponent is trembling!"

"Five goals in 2 minutes detonated the European continent! Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi were eclipsed!"

"Two league games scored ten goals! The strongest man has returned!"

"138 goals in 5 seconds VS 35 minutes in 13 seconds, who is stronger, Dragon or McGrady?"

"The strongest person recommends the strongest mobile, and China Mobile invites you to join section 138! Experience the thrill of speed now!"

"Grandfather Hai is frantic and sends out flattery: Long Ritian blows Gerd Muller!"

"God of War descends to earth! Scared Bashuai laughs silly Haishuai!"

"Franck Ribery, who scored twice, stepped aside, and who else is the core of Bayern!"

"The celebrity on CCTV was so shocked that he made continuous slips of the tongue, Director Tao laughed until he cramped!"

"A certain editor was clever enough to change five goals in 2 minutes to two goals in 5 minutes, and received rave reviews!"

"Long Ritian pointed at the European Golden Boot, this year he won't be tied with anyone else!"

"C Ronaldo, are you scared?"

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Ronaldo and Messi were indeed scared. In the Spanish national derby later on the same day, the two heavenly kings launched an offensive battle almost like crazy. The last two scored all the goals. With a 2-2 handshake, the two of them also scored 8 goals in the league, only two goals behind Long Shute.

However, they each played 7 games in the league, and they did not miss a game. Compared with Long Ritian, who missed five league rounds and averaged five goals per game, they seem to be not at the same level.

The four major spam newspapers in Spain also discovered this fact after comparison, and they chose to fight back:

"Averaging five goals per game is hard to last, and the long league has just begun!"

"Give Hoffenheim a fatal blow when his physical fitness collapsed, this kind of goal is not worth mentioning!"

"Sad! In order to brush up the data, the Chinese dragon can be described as unscrupulous! Where is the real sportsmanship?"

This is the first time in the history of "Marca", "Las", "Daily Sports", and "World Sports Daily" to express the same voice with one voice.

The existence of Long Shute united them closely together. For the honor of Spanish football, they fired at the Chinese captain far away in Germany!
(End of this chapter)