Green Dragon
Chapter 294 God is angry!
Chapter 294 God is angry!
"Win all six rounds of the Champions League group stage!"
"Terrorist Bayern is fully fired!"
"Half the main force to reverse the Premier League nouveau riche!"
"Bayern surpassed Barcelona and Real Madrid to become the biggest favorite for the Champions League!"
"The Bundesliga hegemony will finally shake Europe!"
When I woke up, there were such praises all over the TV, newspapers, and the Internet.
Long Shute, who scored twice and added an assist, is of course a well-deserved focus figure.
Some Chinese media even declared without blushing:
"You don't need Robery, you don't need Gomez, Neuer, Müller, Lahm, Schweinsteiger, as long as the Chinese dragon is on the field, Bayern is a top team!"
"He is not the last piece of the puzzle for Bayern, he is the master of Bayern!"
When Long Shute saw such a report, he suddenly felt a little blushing...
So he decided to watch the more rigorous German media.
An article published by the authoritative European sports media "Bild" attracted his attention. The title is:
"Can the rising Bayern break the curse of the Champions League?"
Since the restructuring of the Champions League in 1991, in the 20 years, a total of 4 teams have won the group stage, but they have not been on the podium of the Champions League this season.
In the 92/93 season, AC Milan won consecutively against Gothenburg, Porto and Eindhoven in the group stage, but lost to Marseille 0-1 in the final.
In the 94/95 season, Paris Saint-Germain defeated Bayern, Spartak Moscow and Dynamo Kiev in the group stage, but was eliminated by AC Milan in the semi-finals.
In the 95/96 season, Sparta Moscow won consecutive group matches against Warsaw Liege, Rosenborg and Blackburn, but was eliminated by Nantes in advance.
In the 02/03 season, Barcelona swept Lokomotiv Moscow, Club Brugge and Galatasaray in the group stage, but was blocked by Juventus from the semi-finals.
(Remarks, there was originally another one. In the 10/11 season, Real Madrid won the group stage from Lyon, Ajax and Dinamo Zagreb in the group stage, and then lost in the knockout stage. Ajax, at that time, beat Real Madrid once, so in this book, Real Madrid has no history of winning the group stage.)
It was only then that Long Shute realized that winning the group stage...was also a curse?
Whoever won the group stage must be eliminated and the defending champion must be eliminated, and they are called the two curses of the Champions League? !
Could it be... the scheming Heynckes actually knew this a long time ago?
In fact, Eunuch Hai...was trying to save his character on purpose?
-
I don't know if it's because of the character being defeated. Anyway, Bayern almost overturned in the league next.
Three days later, in the 15th round of the Bundesliga, they played very embarrassingly at home in Stuttgart.
Stuttgart, which has the strength of the home court, took the lead in the opening 5 minutes, but was equalized by Gomez's header in less than 8 minutes.
Then the game fell into a tug-of-war, with both sides attacking each other, but they failed to form a goal.
Until the 29th minute, Stuttgart player Molinaro received a second yellow card while defending Robben, two yellow cards turned one red and was forced to leave the field.
The home team, with one less player, chose a passive tactic of shrinking all members. Franck Ribery and Robben led Bayern to bombard this extremely hard bastard shell, but they just couldn't take a bite.
In a hurry, Heynckes dispatched Long Shute, who was going to take a rest in rotation, but he made a tactical mistake.
Long Shute's biggest advantage is speed. No one can match him in counterattack, but in this kind of tough battle, his small-scale breakthrough ability is not as good as Ribery and Robben...
Just when Long Shute was still hesitating whether to add all attribute points to dribbling breakthroughs, captain Lahm stepped forward.
The diminutive defender with a bright smile always pushed forward at the critical moment, and he dribbled the ball directly into the Stuttgart penalty area!
Because Lahm's advance was too sudden, Stuttgart's defense was nailed in place by Franck Ribery, Robben, Gomez, and Müller, and it was necessary to prevent Longst and Kroos from advancing. The extra personnel go to mark him, and let him go directly to the bottom along the left rib of the penalty area!
The goalkeeper hastily rushed out of the close corner, but Lahm cleverly passed behind him!
Gomez hooked the football near the penalty spot. He used his strong body to knock away the defender, pushed his right foot on the ground, and the football hit the net!
After falling behind, Stuttgart gave up their defense instead, and they sent two forwards in one breath, preparing to attack Bayern.
But Bayern, who led by one goal and played one more player, didn't know how to play. In the last 10 minutes, they were suppressed by the ten-man home team and played a wave of climax!
Bayern goalkeeper Neuer became the busiest person. He also used a series of high and low blocks to create a sense of presence in front of the audience...
If Stuttgart striker Kakau's last one-handed shot was ten centimeters lower, then Bayern may return to Munich with a draw.
Fortunately, luck was on Heynckes' side in the end. He forced a smile, shook hands with the aggrieved Stuttgart coach, and then led captain Lahm into the press conference.
A reporter close to Bayern told him the good news:
"Joseph, Dortmund are drawing with Kaiserslautern!"
Heynckes was taken aback for a moment, then a smile slowly formed the corner of his mouth.
Great job, Kaiser! -
Bayern fell into a two-game losing streak in the league in November, giving Dortmund an opportunity. Now it is Dortmund's turn to win two rounds.
In fact, compared to Bayern, Dortmund coach Klopp's life is a sad one!
It looks like they are second in the league, only two points behind Bayern, but they are now a joke all over Europe!
As the defending champion of the Bundesliga, the Bumblebee only scored 4 points in six games in the just-concluded UEFA Champions League group stage, ranking the bottom one, and did not even qualify for the Europa League!
At this point, they are worse than the Premier League local tycoon Manchester City!
After all, Manchester City's team has strong teams like Bayern and Naples, and Villarreal is also a strong team in La Liga, but what are Dortmund's opponents?
The Premier League's No. [-] soft-footed shrimp, Arsenal, slammed Dortmund in two rounds. By the way, in one of them, their head coach Wenger didn't even come to the scene to command (UEFA banned), but they just took it easy and happily. The Hornets, who were fighting at full strength, kicked back to their hometown.
Marseille, a veteran team in Ligue [-], but has long declined in recent years, continues to beat Dortmund.
Greek champions Olympiakos, who are they?Or hang Dort...
This kind of performance... Where is a strong team? !
So recently, the Bundesliga team played very vigorously after meeting Dortmund. Those fans of the visiting team also thought of ways to adapt some jokes and lyrics to satirize Dortmund's "experts in civil wars and laymen in foreign wars." Fans have given them the nickname "Nested Heng".
Of course, when satirizing Dortmund, Bayern will inevitably be taken out as a counterexample.
Even though Bayern has been a bit turbulent in the past few years, they also broke into the final of the Champions League in the 2009-10 season. Last season, despite Van Gaal's anger and complaints, they also reached the quarter-finals, supporting the Bundesliga with Schalke. The face of the team - it's just that Schalke almost relegated the league because of the Champions League results...
The rise of Bayern makes the Bundesliga strong, and the decline of Bayern makes the Bundesliga weak. It also makes sense to a certain extent. History has already doomed that Bayern is the banner and representative of German football.
The league has returned to No. [-], and the Champions League has advanced strongly. Except for Schweinsteiger, everyone else in the injury camp has basically returned to their positions. It seems that the situation is extremely smooth.
So Bayern is very happy now.
But God will never make them so happy.
Five days later, they ushered in the last opponent in the first half of the league at home, the Cologne team nicknamed "The Goat".
Last season, Cologne ranked tenth, only 7 points more than the relegation zone. This season, they fell into the relegation zone from the beginning and never climbed out. They are veritable underdogs and rookies.
Then...the accident happened like this.
In the 33rd minute, Allianz King and Franck Ribery got red cards!
God is very happy!
He absolutely does not allow the "Roberon" combination to kill the Quartet!
He must dismantle this terrifying-sounding combination!
Hahaha!
No one can be better than me!
(End of this chapter)
"Win all six rounds of the Champions League group stage!"
"Terrorist Bayern is fully fired!"
"Half the main force to reverse the Premier League nouveau riche!"
"Bayern surpassed Barcelona and Real Madrid to become the biggest favorite for the Champions League!"
"The Bundesliga hegemony will finally shake Europe!"
When I woke up, there were such praises all over the TV, newspapers, and the Internet.
Long Shute, who scored twice and added an assist, is of course a well-deserved focus figure.
Some Chinese media even declared without blushing:
"You don't need Robery, you don't need Gomez, Neuer, Müller, Lahm, Schweinsteiger, as long as the Chinese dragon is on the field, Bayern is a top team!"
"He is not the last piece of the puzzle for Bayern, he is the master of Bayern!"
When Long Shute saw such a report, he suddenly felt a little blushing...
So he decided to watch the more rigorous German media.
An article published by the authoritative European sports media "Bild" attracted his attention. The title is:
"Can the rising Bayern break the curse of the Champions League?"
Since the restructuring of the Champions League in 1991, in the 20 years, a total of 4 teams have won the group stage, but they have not been on the podium of the Champions League this season.
In the 92/93 season, AC Milan won consecutively against Gothenburg, Porto and Eindhoven in the group stage, but lost to Marseille 0-1 in the final.
In the 94/95 season, Paris Saint-Germain defeated Bayern, Spartak Moscow and Dynamo Kiev in the group stage, but was eliminated by AC Milan in the semi-finals.
In the 95/96 season, Sparta Moscow won consecutive group matches against Warsaw Liege, Rosenborg and Blackburn, but was eliminated by Nantes in advance.
In the 02/03 season, Barcelona swept Lokomotiv Moscow, Club Brugge and Galatasaray in the group stage, but was blocked by Juventus from the semi-finals.
(Remarks, there was originally another one. In the 10/11 season, Real Madrid won the group stage from Lyon, Ajax and Dinamo Zagreb in the group stage, and then lost in the knockout stage. Ajax, at that time, beat Real Madrid once, so in this book, Real Madrid has no history of winning the group stage.)
It was only then that Long Shute realized that winning the group stage...was also a curse?
Whoever won the group stage must be eliminated and the defending champion must be eliminated, and they are called the two curses of the Champions League? !
Could it be... the scheming Heynckes actually knew this a long time ago?
In fact, Eunuch Hai...was trying to save his character on purpose?
-
I don't know if it's because of the character being defeated. Anyway, Bayern almost overturned in the league next.
Three days later, in the 15th round of the Bundesliga, they played very embarrassingly at home in Stuttgart.
Stuttgart, which has the strength of the home court, took the lead in the opening 5 minutes, but was equalized by Gomez's header in less than 8 minutes.
Then the game fell into a tug-of-war, with both sides attacking each other, but they failed to form a goal.
Until the 29th minute, Stuttgart player Molinaro received a second yellow card while defending Robben, two yellow cards turned one red and was forced to leave the field.
The home team, with one less player, chose a passive tactic of shrinking all members. Franck Ribery and Robben led Bayern to bombard this extremely hard bastard shell, but they just couldn't take a bite.
In a hurry, Heynckes dispatched Long Shute, who was going to take a rest in rotation, but he made a tactical mistake.
Long Shute's biggest advantage is speed. No one can match him in counterattack, but in this kind of tough battle, his small-scale breakthrough ability is not as good as Ribery and Robben...
Just when Long Shute was still hesitating whether to add all attribute points to dribbling breakthroughs, captain Lahm stepped forward.
The diminutive defender with a bright smile always pushed forward at the critical moment, and he dribbled the ball directly into the Stuttgart penalty area!
Because Lahm's advance was too sudden, Stuttgart's defense was nailed in place by Franck Ribery, Robben, Gomez, and Müller, and it was necessary to prevent Longst and Kroos from advancing. The extra personnel go to mark him, and let him go directly to the bottom along the left rib of the penalty area!
The goalkeeper hastily rushed out of the close corner, but Lahm cleverly passed behind him!
Gomez hooked the football near the penalty spot. He used his strong body to knock away the defender, pushed his right foot on the ground, and the football hit the net!
After falling behind, Stuttgart gave up their defense instead, and they sent two forwards in one breath, preparing to attack Bayern.
But Bayern, who led by one goal and played one more player, didn't know how to play. In the last 10 minutes, they were suppressed by the ten-man home team and played a wave of climax!
Bayern goalkeeper Neuer became the busiest person. He also used a series of high and low blocks to create a sense of presence in front of the audience...
If Stuttgart striker Kakau's last one-handed shot was ten centimeters lower, then Bayern may return to Munich with a draw.
Fortunately, luck was on Heynckes' side in the end. He forced a smile, shook hands with the aggrieved Stuttgart coach, and then led captain Lahm into the press conference.
A reporter close to Bayern told him the good news:
"Joseph, Dortmund are drawing with Kaiserslautern!"
Heynckes was taken aback for a moment, then a smile slowly formed the corner of his mouth.
Great job, Kaiser! -
Bayern fell into a two-game losing streak in the league in November, giving Dortmund an opportunity. Now it is Dortmund's turn to win two rounds.
In fact, compared to Bayern, Dortmund coach Klopp's life is a sad one!
It looks like they are second in the league, only two points behind Bayern, but they are now a joke all over Europe!
As the defending champion of the Bundesliga, the Bumblebee only scored 4 points in six games in the just-concluded UEFA Champions League group stage, ranking the bottom one, and did not even qualify for the Europa League!
At this point, they are worse than the Premier League local tycoon Manchester City!
After all, Manchester City's team has strong teams like Bayern and Naples, and Villarreal is also a strong team in La Liga, but what are Dortmund's opponents?
The Premier League's No. [-] soft-footed shrimp, Arsenal, slammed Dortmund in two rounds. By the way, in one of them, their head coach Wenger didn't even come to the scene to command (UEFA banned), but they just took it easy and happily. The Hornets, who were fighting at full strength, kicked back to their hometown.
Marseille, a veteran team in Ligue [-], but has long declined in recent years, continues to beat Dortmund.
Greek champions Olympiakos, who are they?Or hang Dort...
This kind of performance... Where is a strong team? !
So recently, the Bundesliga team played very vigorously after meeting Dortmund. Those fans of the visiting team also thought of ways to adapt some jokes and lyrics to satirize Dortmund's "experts in civil wars and laymen in foreign wars." Fans have given them the nickname "Nested Heng".
Of course, when satirizing Dortmund, Bayern will inevitably be taken out as a counterexample.
Even though Bayern has been a bit turbulent in the past few years, they also broke into the final of the Champions League in the 2009-10 season. Last season, despite Van Gaal's anger and complaints, they also reached the quarter-finals, supporting the Bundesliga with Schalke. The face of the team - it's just that Schalke almost relegated the league because of the Champions League results...
The rise of Bayern makes the Bundesliga strong, and the decline of Bayern makes the Bundesliga weak. It also makes sense to a certain extent. History has already doomed that Bayern is the banner and representative of German football.
The league has returned to No. [-], and the Champions League has advanced strongly. Except for Schweinsteiger, everyone else in the injury camp has basically returned to their positions. It seems that the situation is extremely smooth.
So Bayern is very happy now.
But God will never make them so happy.
Five days later, they ushered in the last opponent in the first half of the league at home, the Cologne team nicknamed "The Goat".
Last season, Cologne ranked tenth, only 7 points more than the relegation zone. This season, they fell into the relegation zone from the beginning and never climbed out. They are veritable underdogs and rookies.
Then...the accident happened like this.
In the 33rd minute, Allianz King and Franck Ribery got red cards!
God is very happy!
He absolutely does not allow the "Roberon" combination to kill the Quartet!
He must dismantle this terrifying-sounding combination!
Hahaha!
No one can be better than me!
(End of this chapter)
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