Hong Kong Movie: Pretty Boy and Bad Guy

Chapter 190

Dong Yi hurriedly pointed to the book in his hand, with a look of surprise on his face: "This book says that the price of a pound of rat milk is equivalent to a pound of gold!"

Xiaoling immediately widened her eyes and said happily, "Brother, if this is the case, when I grow up, I will directly open a mouse farm and exchange the milk for gold!"

Dong Yi chuckled: "Little sister, you don't understand this. Without the suckling of the little mouse, the mother mouse's milk will not flow out at all. Do you think it is as stupid as a cow, waiting for you to squeeze it?
And the book says..."

Before Dong Yi could finish speaking, the fat mother waved her hand impatiently: "All right! All right! We don't rely on rats to get rich, so why talk so much nonsense, can you talk about ways to get rid of rats!"

"Uh...good!"

Hearing this, Dong Yi nodded, holding a book and said: "First of all, if you want to eradicate rats, you have to start with the types of rats. There are more than 800 species of rats, distributed all over the world, and the total number is about 100 billion. !"

Hearing Ah Zhen muttering a few times, she did the math and said with a smile: "Wow, there are so many. If it is counted by head, every person in the world has two mice on their heads!"

"And this book says that there are people wherever there are people, and there are people where there are no people. Ah, pigs are the same!

If we want to eradicate rats, we have to consider this matter from a global perspective.

First of all, if you want to eradicate rats, you must understand the current international situation, and now, the ecological environment of the entire planet..."

"Hey... hey... hey! Ah Yi!"

Dong Biao waved his hand impatiently and interrupted: "Stinky boy, who wants to listen to you!

Let’s talk about it based on our family’s situation. Let’s solve the major issue of rodent control in our home first!

Let’s talk about such trivial matters in the international arena! "

Dong Yi frowned in displeasure: "Didn't you ask me to start with theory?" He got up and left the reclining chair, holding a book and said: "Let's not talk about the whole earth, but specific to Asia.

There are only two kinds of mice that appear in our house! "

Fat Mom was curious: "Which two kinds?"

"One is called a big mouse, and the other is called a small mouse!"

"nonsense!"

The fat mother rolled her eyes angrily.

Hearing the fat mother's complaints, Dong Yi curled his lips and said, "This is what the book says, and I just followed it."

Immediately afterwards, Dong Yi continued to introduce: "Today in our kitchen, according to what my mother said, according to my past experience in handling cases, and the confession of the parties, it should be a big rat.

And what appeared in A-Zhen's bedroom, according to my inference, judging from A-Zhen's reaction, the suspect was a little mouse.

So to sum up, combined with this authoritative popular science book, if you want to get rid of rats, you should determine the specific appearance of the suspect and then implement a detailed and targeted plan! "

"okay!"

Dong Biao waved his hand impatiently, got up and snatched the book from Dong Yi's hand, cursing in his mouth: "There's a lot of jabbering, talking about it for a long time is like nothing, and when I get home, I'll be like nobody Sample!"

Then he opened the book and said: "It's still me, according to what you said from the preface, when will it be?"

When he looked through the catalog, he found that Chapter 1 to Chapter 9 were all about the types and distribution of mice.

After Chapter 10, there are rodent control measures, and they are mainly related to voles and forest rats. The part about eliminating house mice will not appear until after Chapter [-].

Dong Biao directly turned to Chapter [-] and said: "Actually, drugs are not a good way to kill rats, because long-term drug resistance is easy to develop in rats.

This book says that it is very good to have a method of killing rats with pathogenic microorganisms, and find a way to make rats sick! "

Azhen frowned: "Dad, where can I buy the pathogenic microorganisms you mentioned?"

"Do you still need to buy it?"

Dong Biao shook his head, pointed at Dong Yi and said: "Ayi will go to the forensic department of the police station tomorrow and ask the people in the forensic department who they know who is engaged in infectious disease research.

Then find a way to get some sources of infectious diseases and spread them around the house! "

Hearing this, Dong Yi immediately shook his head: "No, no, no, dad, if you do this, the Mouse family might be fine. Our family will go to the west first!"

Dong Biao reacted immediately, threw the book aside, and cursed: "Who wrote this broken book!"

Xiaoling stared at her big confused eyes and asked: "Then Dad, what should we do now? You can't keep cats, and you can't use medicine. How do you get rid of this mouse?"

Dong Biao thought for a moment, and then said: "It seems that I can only use the native method that your grandfather passed on to me!"

Then the family sat around the sofa and listened to the method Dong Biao said. Dong Biao cleared his throat and slowly said: "If you want to get rid of rats, you must learn to fight poison with poison and fight with barbarians!" Then he sighed: "Look! It’s better to use the method left by the ancestors!”

The fat mother looked impatient: "Are you finished? Tell me quickly. I have to make dinner!"

"This method is actually very simple. Let's buy a mousetrap first, catch a big one, then stuff a soybean into its buttocks, and sew it to death with thread!
Then put it back into the nest, so that the mouse will feel very uncomfortable, and the soybean will continue to swell. When it gets anxious, it will bite anyone it sees.

By that time, this anxious, red-eyed mouse had killed all the mice in the nest. It was also suffocated to death because it couldn't get out the soybeans! "After Dong Biao finished speaking, he looked at the people around him and said with a smile: "How about it, this is a good idea! "

"Hey~~~~"

The family looked at Dong Biao with disgust.

Dong Biao was very angry when he saw this: "What are you doing, your grandfather and Jia Kui's father used this trick before. This is what your father saw with my own eyes when I was young!"

Seeing that everyone was silent, Dong Biao pointed to Dong Yi and asked, "Ah Yi, don't worry about what you have or not, what is my method, I will leave it to you!"

Hearing this, Dong Yi's head was full of black lines, and he nodded reluctantly: "The method is good, but this mouse is a bit troublesome to deal with...

I'll wear gloves at worst, but I want to stuff soybeans into the mouse's butt..." Dong Yi frowned at this, and gritted his teeth: "I can do it too...but just..."

Dong Biao was not in a good mood: "But what?"

"But...but..."

Dong Yi was full of thoughts for a while, thinking about what excuses to use to deal with it, suddenly his eyes lit up: "But I don't know how to sew...how about you come, Dad?"

Dong Biao was startled when he heard this, his eyes evaded and hesitated: "Oh... this needlework..."

As he said that, Dong Biao subconsciously looked at the fat mother, but met a pair of cannibalistic eyes, and immediately closed his eyes.

Then he asked Azhen with a smile: "Azhen, look, neither your eldest brother nor I know how to sew. If your eldest brother can't hold the mouse in his hand and stuff it with soybeans, you are a girl who is very clever." , how about you sew it up with needle and thread?"

"I don't want it!"

A-Zhen was hysterical, and suddenly burst into tears: "Father, if you do this, the mouse is not dead, so I won't live!"

(End of this chapter)