The toughest man in the NBA

Chapter 301 I want to be a super brush

Tu Man has been waiting for the onset of ALS, holding 145 pieces of meat and not daring to move.

As a result, after the finals, the Olympics, and the opening game, there was no sign of illness.

He even had some doubts, is the disease cured?

It's impossible to be good. Given the urine nature of this disease, it is probably hidden and preparing some big move.

But Tuman is not false, isn't the new season starting?
It's another harvest season!
Well, it's time to buy, buy, buy!
After the opening match, Tu Man locked himself in the physical therapy room and began to scan the goods——

First of all, replace the inferior pectoralis, pectoralis spinalis, subclavian, thoracic iliocostalis, splenium neck, rhomboid minor, and replace all the remaining muscles of the chest and back.

Then, exchange supraspinatus, infraspinatus, teres minor, teres major, pronator teres, flexor carpi flexi, palmaris longus, flexor digitorum superficiale, flexor carpi ulnaris, flexor hallucis longus, digitorum flexor profundus, pronator quadratus, extensor carpi radialis longus, extensor carpi radialis brevis, extensor digitorum, extensor digitorum little, extensor carpi ulnaris, supinator, abductor pollicis longus, extensor pollicus brevis, Extensor hallucis longus, extensor index finger, replace all remaining muscles in both arms.

The exchange authority of 58 muscles was used up.

In this way, except for the hands, feet, head and face, the entire torso is golden, just like wearing the battle armor of a golden saint!
Finally, Tu Man aimed at his feet.

Yao Ming's retirement reminded him that strikers cost their knees and interior players cost their ankles.

That is to say, he is still young, and his bone density is not bad, otherwise he would have suffered a stress fracture with this heavy tendon, how could he survive until now?
Change, change now!
First change the bones and then hang the meat, but after opening the skeleton map and counting it, I was dumbfounded.

Foot bones include 7 tarsal bones, 5 metatarsal bones, and 14 phalanx bones. There are a total of 26 bones on one side and 52 on both sides. The exchange authority of 104 pieces of meat is required.

However, Tuman used up 58 yuan before.

Now only 87 yuan!

Obviously, it is impossible to exchange at one time. We can only replace part of it first, starting from the important parts, leaving some less important bones, and proceed slowly.

Which ones are not important?

It seems that it can only be the phalanges. After all, they are like the roots of a big tree, while the tarsal bones and metatarsal bones are the main roots of the big tree, especially the tarsal bones are so important.

There are seven tarsal bones, the talus being especially important because:
The trochlea of ​​the talus with the tibia above it constitutes—

ankle joint!
Such an important position bears the weight of the whole body, but it is only supported by a thin layer of bone such as the talus trochlear. This does not conform to the theory of evolution at all!

Especially in basketball, a sport that emphasizes jumping and explosive power, whether it is running, jumping or twisting, the talus pulley often bears a force it cannot bear, so the talus can be called the concentrated outbreak point of occupational diseases of basketball players.

This must be replaced!
Tuman exchanged a total of 14 tarsal bones on both sides, using 28 pieces of meat.

A total of 10 metatarsal bones were exchanged on both sides, and 20 pieces of meat were used.

In the end, a total of 16 phalanges (thumb, index finger and middle finger) on both sides were exchanged, and 32 pieces of meat were used, leaving the little finger and ring finger unchanged.

There are only seven pieces of meat in stock!

145 pieces of meat, I thought it was a lot, but I didn't even change my feet, so it was not enough?
The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard!
I want to be a super big brush...

On November 11, when the Suns played against the Detroit Pistons at home, Tuman made a double 1, which stunned Greg Monroe and rookie Andre Drummond.

The Motown has nothing to do with Phoenix, does it?

Tuman said:
"Of course there is no holiday, otherwise, how could I only cover five shots in a single game?"

Soon, there will be festivals coming.

On November 11, the Suns headed to Boston.

On the plane, Tu Man moved to the side of Ray Allen, who was quietly reading the newspaper, and didn't speak, just looked at him and smiled.

Ray Allen couldn't hold back:
"Is something wrong?"

"Ray, do you remember our agreement?"

Tu Man said with a smile.

Ray Allen scratched his bald head:
"What agreement?"

Tu Man rolled his eyes and lay down comfortably with the back of his head in his arms.

"you forgot?"

Ray Allen still looked surprised.

"There is no agreement, don't make trouble, I am reading the newspaper."

Tu Man laughed and said:

"Stop pretending, the newspapers are all upside down!"

Ray Allen's face became hot, and he hurriedly turned the newspaper over, only to realize that he had been fooled by the butcher, and the newspaper was not turned upside down at all!

However, this also exposed his disguise.

His mind was not on the newspaper at all, otherwise, how could he not know whether the newspaper had responded?
He rubbed his face vigorously, and said sullenly:

"That's right, I'm really a bit out of my mind. I'm going to play in the North Shore Garden this time. I'm worried that the fans will boo me. The fans in Phoenix are less friendly than those in Boston..."

Tu Man beat him up:
"Dude, you really forgot, you are the man who wants to get [-] points from the green army!"

Ray Allen smiled embarrassedly:
"I thought you were joking, I'm already 37, how can I get 54 points? You don't know, my highest score in my life is only [-] points, and that was when I was young..."

Tu Man stopped him:
"Stop it, Grant is still dunking in the finals this year, how can you be older than him? Are you kidding me, the Celtics look down on you, and you also look down on yourself?"

Ray Allen sighed:
"It's not that you look down on yourself, it's called self-knowledge."

Tu Man stared and said:
"fart!"

Standing up, supporting the ceiling of the plane with one hand and the back of the seat with the other, he raised his voice and said:
"Come here guys, I have a story!"

After Nash, Yao Ming, and Hill retired, Tu Man became the only leader of the Suns, because no matter on or off the court, he was so talkative and never said anything else.

Everyone gathered around, and Tu Man explained the conflict between Ray Allen and Rajon Rondo, how the entire Celtics sidelined, how Danny Ainge humiliated him, and other details.

For a time, the crowd was excited.

Everyone clamored to blow up the Green Army and avenge Ray Allen!
Tu Man waved his hand and said with a smile:

"No, no, let's leave this revenge to Lei himself. In this game, other people, including me, only do two things. One is to defend, and we must not let the Greens score more than 50 points. The other is to The cover must help Lei get [-] points, is there any problem?"

Everyone shouted in unison:

"no problem!"

Tu Man turned to the embarrassed Ray Allen again, and said with a smile:
"Everyone is fine, then..."

Ray Allen hurriedly said:
"I'm fine too!"

Tu Man patted the back of his head, walked to Gentry's side belatedly, knelt down, and rubbed his thin chin obsequiously:
"Coach, my head got hot, so I cut it off first, don't be angry..."

Gentry laughed:
"Go away, pretend like it's real!"

Lying comfortably on the chair, he said lazily:
"Don't ask me, we three old men are only responsible for smoking cigars, drinking red wine, and winning the championship. You can handle the rest by yourself!"

(End of this chapter)