The toughest man in the NBA

Chapter 267 You can mess with anyone, don't mess with Tuman

Kobe, who has an empty bottom plate, is in very poor condition.

In the first quarter alone, he made 9 of 1 shots and 3 of 0 three-pointers.

The scene was very embarrassing at one time. Although Tuman didn't open a hot pot restaurant, he played for 6 minutes, and the Lakers still didn't open meat. It seems that the disease of blacksmithing is contagious. Once Kobe gets ironed, the whole Lakers will be ironed, and sparks will fly everywhere...

On the Sun's side, there are already 22 points!

Seeing the generals of the Lakers panting like cows and their eyes reddened, Tu Man was a little worried. They are both mentally ill. If this continues, don't they go crazy?
So when defending Paul Gasol, I whispered to him quietly:

"Paul, do you want me to let you hit a few?"

Gasol beamed:
"really?"

In the next round, when Kobe was playing singles with the ball, Tu Man suddenly let go of Gasol and ran to help Yao Ming "help defend" Bynum without the ball...

Kobe makes a quick pass, Gasol shoots with his hands up—

Finally fucked up!

In the second half of the game, Tu Man was like a rookie who couldn't play. From time to time, he missed Gasol and helped Kobe get assists...

Whenever Kobe sent an assist, Vanessa cheered softly on the sidelines, and blew fiery kisses to Kobe without any scruples, making the old poisonous snake faint.

On the coach's bench, Su Maite asked suspiciously:

"Alvin, when did Tu Man have such a good relationship with Pau Gasol?"

Gentry smiled and shook his head:
"What a fart, he's helping Kobe, the bastard!"

Sumait said:

"Then he told Andre that it would be fine to just let Kobe in, why waste that effort?"

Gentry said:

"That's too obvious, and Kobe may not appreciate it, how proud is he?"

Bzdelik interrupted casually:
"Kobe shouldn't have brought his wife here, so that he is in no condition now. Look at that leg, how soft it is..."

Gentry and Su Mait looked at each other and moved their lips silently:

"Old color batch!"

Kobe had 7 assists in the first quarter, and Pau Gasol made 8 of 7 shots and scored 14 points.

Finally pulled the Lakers back from garbage time:

22:36
At the beginning of the second quarter, Bryant and Gasol rested.

Bynum and Artest became the lifelines of the Lakers. Taking advantage of Tu Man's absence, the two obviously forgot Kobe's earnest teaching...

Actually sent two steals and two blocks in just half a quarter, and led the team to play a 12:2 attack wave!

Gentry immediately called a timeout:
Close the door and let the butchers go!

So in the next half of the quarter, the Tuman who blocked and killed God and Buddha in the first round once again shined in the audience. Bynum and Artest claimed three hot pots, and all of them were killed. Powerful and insulting—

Grab the hat!

Since then, the Lakers have not scored a point.

In the second half, he was beaten with a 0:26 man's domineering wave!

It wasn't until this time that the entire Lakers team realized how lucky they were in the last game, and how gentle Tu Man treated them...

Only when you lose, you will know how to cherish.

late!

During the intermission, Mike Brown almost begged to grab Bynum and Artest, you two don't mess around, we have to go back to Los Angeles, okay?

You can mess with anyone, but don't mess with Tu Man!
In the second half, the two psychos really stopped.

Gentry also took Tuman back with confidence and hoarded it on the bench.

After all, as Tuman said:
When the fist is retracted, it is the most deterrent!

Without Tuman's deliberate release of water, neither Robin, Yi Jianlian, nor Channing Frye showed mercy to Pau Gasol, and it became difficult for him to score.

At the same time, it is also difficult for Kobe to get assists.

Kobe, who was out of ammunition and food, didn't get up all the time. He was full of black mamba's reluctance to admit defeat. He played for a full 47 minutes, the highest of the two teams.

35 shots, still the highest of the two teams.

It's just that the shooting rate is terrible, 35 of 9 shots, 10 of 0 three-pointers, two free throws and two free throws, only 20 points...

Fortunately, there are still 10 assists in the pocket, which can be regarded as a double-double!

The defensive intensity was similar to the previous game, but under Kobe's infection, the Lakers' shooting rate plummeted. The overall shooting rate was only 38.5%, and the three-pointers were even more outrageous——

20 of 2 shots!
Mike Brown's face was dripping with sweat. He was not afraid of losing, but of being slaughtered.

There is no shame in losing to the undefeated Phoenix, but in a top ball market like Los Angeles, if the underpants lose like the Dallas Cowboys, they will definitely be booed at the Staples Center in the next game... …

Dominated by this fear, Mike Brown played almost all of the starting lineup, the Lakers played only seven players, and Matt Barnes and Steve Blake, who came off the bench, played only one game each. Seven and eight minutes!
But that didn't save them, and the final score was:
75:105
The Lakers lost a full 30 points!
At this time, the entire Lakers team thought of the 0:26 in the second quarter, when the furious Tu Man led the team to play...

If so, without that wave?
For a moment, everyone's eyes on Bynum and Artest became sharp, and they must be optimistic about these two psychopaths in the next game, it's really harmful!
After the game, Tuman extended an invitation to Kobe again.

Jason Richardson's rambunctious comments still made him a little bit ready to move, but he waited for two days in vain, and this time he had to drag Kobe into the water...

Kobe refused, and he is now in the most ascetic sage moment he has ever seen.

Thinking of those coquettish sluts, my waist feels sore.

The two talked a few words, and Vanessa swam over enchantingly again, wrapped her arms around Kobe's waist, buried her head in his arms, and stuck her whole body against him, like a seductive Medusa, twisting restlessly. Move your body.

Kobe took a deep breath immediately, stiffened his body and bid farewell to Tu Man.

Vanessa also poked her head out, and said goodbye to Tu Man with a smile, and then looked down, extremely blazing.

Tu Man suddenly felt a little overwhelmed, he is not Karl Malone, this mouthful will not make any difference, sister-in-law, please respect yourself!

Vanessa seemed to have a sense of it, and quickly suppressed the flames in her eyes, smiled at Tu Man, turned around and led Kobe, who was slightly bowed, and walked away along the player tunnel...

Avoiding the fans, Vanessa stuck to Kobe and said charmingly:
"Honey, let's play a game, shall we?"

Kobe suddenly had a bad premonition, but the beauty was in his arms, smiling sweetly, and he couldn't bear to refuse, and asked with a smile:

"what game?"

Vanessa licked her lips:

"Today, if you missed a few shots, let's play a few games, shall we?"

Kobe's feet were mixed with garlic, and he almost fell——

We missed 26 balls!
If I had known it earlier, I would have gone to the nightclub with Tu Man, and it would be good to have a good night's sleep there, those coquettish bastards, no matter how hard they dared to force others to make things difficult for them, wouldn't they?
Vanessa on the side screamed:
"Honey, what's the matter with you, are you okay?"

Kobe's face darkened:
"Of course!"

Men, if you can do it, you have to do it, and if you don't, you have to do it!
(End of this chapter)