The toughest man in the NBA
Chapter 206 "Easy to Crazy" Sweeping the United States
Chapter 206 "Easy to Crazy" Sweeping the United States
The Mavericks lost Nowitzki and Kidd, and the Suns had more Yao Ming and Nash. This game was more relaxed and enjoyable than a week ago...
Nash finally realized his long-cherished wish to avenge the Mavericks!
Only played 19 minutes, but it was enough to send the Mavericks to the grave:
16 of 13 shots, 2 of 2 three-pointers, 2 of 2 free throws, 30 points, 10 assists, 1 rebound, 1 steal, 1 block...
Will Nash still block shots?
Yes, he built a UFO, this world is crazy!
Vince Carter, who was hated at the time, also had a dazed expression on his face. He thought he was invited to a hot pot by Tu Man, but when he turned his head, it was Nash, and he suddenly felt bad...
Tu Man didn't get a triple-double. He created a chance for Yao Ming in the first half, but he was about to start to play in the second half, but he suddenly felt severe pain in his ribs and shortness of breath?
It's not just unsmooth, it looks like it's about to suffocate!
I suddenly thought of my aunt who was late this month, oh no, I was suffering from frostbite, and I suddenly had a cold war.
So he ran to the sidelines in a hurry and shouted to the coach bench:
"Coach, I want to go to the bathroom!"
Gentry covered his face, this is the home game, bro, are you still shameless?
Praise you are awesome, you really went to kindergarten?
No way, the living cannot be suffocated to death.
While complaining, he called a timeout and replaced him with Robin.
Tu Man's face was blushing and his neck was thick, so he ran to the locker room with Natou.
The fans were all overjoyed:
What do you think the child is holding back?
While running, click on the exchange system.
He had to replace the meat before he fainted, otherwise, with Dr. Carter's professional dedication, he might be exposed to ALS before he woke up...
Open the muscle map, there are indeed four red dots flashing, zoom in and see:
Serratus posterior superior, serratus posterior inferior.
It was already getting dark before my eyes, and I didn't have time to look at the notes carefully, so I clicked with my fingers and quickly completed the exchange.
A warm current gushed out, and Tu Man fell limply on the toilet...
It's terrible!
Sure enough, it's no good if my aunt is late!
Before the start of the season, there were still four pieces of meat. Before the game against the Mavericks, he had just won the fifth best of the week, with a total of nine pieces of meat.
Now, only five bucks left!
Not on time this time, two lesions at one time, or the muscles that control breathing, it seems that the stock is no longer safe?
Tu Man has unlimited expectations:
It's the end of the month, and it's time to post the best of the month...
On February 2, the Suns beat the Hornets in an away game, extending their winning streak to 1 games.
The NBA also presented the East and West Player of the Month Award as scheduled.
The East is the all-powerful Zhan who succeeded in seizing power, averaging:
28.2 points, 8.5 rebounds, 7.1 assists, 1.6 steal, 0.6 block.
The Heat's 11 wins and 5 losses in January are naturally incomparable with the 17-game Suns.
Therefore, there is no dispute that Tumanyue is the best.
What's more, his average data per game is still so impressive——
22.5 points, 25.8 rebounds, 11.3 blocks, 3.7 assists.
Average triple-double, 20+20+10 large triple-double!
Five pieces of meat in hand, ten pieces in stock.
Tu Man is much more relaxed...
On February 2rd, the Suns took a bloody away game in Houston, and Battier did not escape the fate of being stuffed. His teammates followed Tuman's example and shouted:
"Sean, come again!"
Battier didn't feel good, and missed all the first 6 shots, but no one disliked him——
Keep feeding, keep feeding, feed until you get in!
For the seventh time, Battier hit a three-pointer!
Everyone jumped up, as if the Suns had won the championship, and Battier's three-pointer was the tiebreaker...
In this game, Battier hit 15 irons, breaking his own iron record.
At the same time, he took 29 shots, scored 8 three-pointers, and scored 36 points, setting a record for the number of shots, three-pointers made and scoring in a single game in his career!
After the game, Battier said:
I never want to see the Houston Rockets again, I swear!
However, he still shyly emphasized:
The Phoenix Suns are the best team in the league. They have the best coaches, teammates and doctors. I hope to play here until I retire...
There is nothing more commemorative than this to get 22 consecutive victories against the Houston Rockets!
On February 2, the NBA officially announced the results of the All-Star ballots.
The vote king is actually——
Butchery!
His first reaction was:
Bad, domestic fans voted quietly!
But seeing Yi Jianlian's votes, he immediately dispelled this immature idea.
Yi Jianlian won 139 million votes!
In the forward position, it is a well-deserved N0.1, which is much higher than James and Durant...
There are so many people, it is awesome!
Yi Jianlian averaged 30.2 points, 6.8 rebounds and 1.6 blocks per game in January.
He is second only to Kobe in the scoring list, and almost won the single-month scoring champion. This kind of data is coupled with the Suns' 17-game victory. If there is no Tuman, he will definitely be the best of the month!
Not all votes were cast by Chinese fans. In just one month, a large number of American fans were also conquered by him:
Mom, come see, this is too easy!
Yi Jianlian averaged only 2.6 points and 1.6 rebounds per game last season. This can no longer be expressed by simple improvement. The media gave him three words——
Easy Crazy!
That's right, a certain Chinese kid fell down on the sofa crying...
Yi Jianlian became the most inspirational idol in the United States. He drove high and low in his rookie season, broke up with the Bucks, was abandoned by the Nets, fell into the Wizards, and nirvana in the sun!
Is there a better script than this?
EMmm, except Tuman.
The media even singled him out as a phenomenon:
It is specially used to describe those buried geniuses, those talented stars who were almost ruined by the blind head coach, but can persevere and finally succeed.
Following behind his ass are:
Jermaine O'Neal, David West, Zach Randolph, Gilbert Arenas...
The media even suggested:
In the future, the "Most Improved Award" will simply be called the "Easy Crazy Award"!
For the center position in the Western Conference, Yao Ming is far ahead with 52 votes.
With 52 votes, is it far ahead?
The results are just as crazy!
Since Andrew Bynum was blown up by Tu Man, his performance has gone from bad to worse this month. After Tu Man zero-blocked him, the fans completely lost interest.
A man with a zero on Butcher's hands?
You see Garnett is so old, he still stands tall, and scored a few points desperately. You bug still wants to play an All-Star?
Therefore, Bynum's votes did not exceed [-].
Other fans still couldn't figure out how did the thousands of NCs come from? Was it the sailors hired by Bynum himself?
This is an era when the center is withering. O'Neal has retired. This season, he can still play a dominant performance at the fifth position. Except for Howard, only Yao Ming is left.
Others like Chandler, Noah, Gasol Jr., Nene, etc., are far from the vocabulary of "dominance".
One light year to go...
DeAndre Jordan is ranked second in the Western Conference center position. Paul really has the power to turn decay into magic. This rough guy actually has spring?
However, his votes were only 32.
No threat to Yao Ming at all!
(End of this chapter)
The Mavericks lost Nowitzki and Kidd, and the Suns had more Yao Ming and Nash. This game was more relaxed and enjoyable than a week ago...
Nash finally realized his long-cherished wish to avenge the Mavericks!
Only played 19 minutes, but it was enough to send the Mavericks to the grave:
16 of 13 shots, 2 of 2 three-pointers, 2 of 2 free throws, 30 points, 10 assists, 1 rebound, 1 steal, 1 block...
Will Nash still block shots?
Yes, he built a UFO, this world is crazy!
Vince Carter, who was hated at the time, also had a dazed expression on his face. He thought he was invited to a hot pot by Tu Man, but when he turned his head, it was Nash, and he suddenly felt bad...
Tu Man didn't get a triple-double. He created a chance for Yao Ming in the first half, but he was about to start to play in the second half, but he suddenly felt severe pain in his ribs and shortness of breath?
It's not just unsmooth, it looks like it's about to suffocate!
I suddenly thought of my aunt who was late this month, oh no, I was suffering from frostbite, and I suddenly had a cold war.
So he ran to the sidelines in a hurry and shouted to the coach bench:
"Coach, I want to go to the bathroom!"
Gentry covered his face, this is the home game, bro, are you still shameless?
Praise you are awesome, you really went to kindergarten?
No way, the living cannot be suffocated to death.
While complaining, he called a timeout and replaced him with Robin.
Tu Man's face was blushing and his neck was thick, so he ran to the locker room with Natou.
The fans were all overjoyed:
What do you think the child is holding back?
While running, click on the exchange system.
He had to replace the meat before he fainted, otherwise, with Dr. Carter's professional dedication, he might be exposed to ALS before he woke up...
Open the muscle map, there are indeed four red dots flashing, zoom in and see:
Serratus posterior superior, serratus posterior inferior.
It was already getting dark before my eyes, and I didn't have time to look at the notes carefully, so I clicked with my fingers and quickly completed the exchange.
A warm current gushed out, and Tu Man fell limply on the toilet...
It's terrible!
Sure enough, it's no good if my aunt is late!
Before the start of the season, there were still four pieces of meat. Before the game against the Mavericks, he had just won the fifth best of the week, with a total of nine pieces of meat.
Now, only five bucks left!
Not on time this time, two lesions at one time, or the muscles that control breathing, it seems that the stock is no longer safe?
Tu Man has unlimited expectations:
It's the end of the month, and it's time to post the best of the month...
On February 2, the Suns beat the Hornets in an away game, extending their winning streak to 1 games.
The NBA also presented the East and West Player of the Month Award as scheduled.
The East is the all-powerful Zhan who succeeded in seizing power, averaging:
28.2 points, 8.5 rebounds, 7.1 assists, 1.6 steal, 0.6 block.
The Heat's 11 wins and 5 losses in January are naturally incomparable with the 17-game Suns.
Therefore, there is no dispute that Tumanyue is the best.
What's more, his average data per game is still so impressive——
22.5 points, 25.8 rebounds, 11.3 blocks, 3.7 assists.
Average triple-double, 20+20+10 large triple-double!
Five pieces of meat in hand, ten pieces in stock.
Tu Man is much more relaxed...
On February 2rd, the Suns took a bloody away game in Houston, and Battier did not escape the fate of being stuffed. His teammates followed Tuman's example and shouted:
"Sean, come again!"
Battier didn't feel good, and missed all the first 6 shots, but no one disliked him——
Keep feeding, keep feeding, feed until you get in!
For the seventh time, Battier hit a three-pointer!
Everyone jumped up, as if the Suns had won the championship, and Battier's three-pointer was the tiebreaker...
In this game, Battier hit 15 irons, breaking his own iron record.
At the same time, he took 29 shots, scored 8 three-pointers, and scored 36 points, setting a record for the number of shots, three-pointers made and scoring in a single game in his career!
After the game, Battier said:
I never want to see the Houston Rockets again, I swear!
However, he still shyly emphasized:
The Phoenix Suns are the best team in the league. They have the best coaches, teammates and doctors. I hope to play here until I retire...
There is nothing more commemorative than this to get 22 consecutive victories against the Houston Rockets!
On February 2, the NBA officially announced the results of the All-Star ballots.
The vote king is actually——
Butchery!
His first reaction was:
Bad, domestic fans voted quietly!
But seeing Yi Jianlian's votes, he immediately dispelled this immature idea.
Yi Jianlian won 139 million votes!
In the forward position, it is a well-deserved N0.1, which is much higher than James and Durant...
There are so many people, it is awesome!
Yi Jianlian averaged 30.2 points, 6.8 rebounds and 1.6 blocks per game in January.
He is second only to Kobe in the scoring list, and almost won the single-month scoring champion. This kind of data is coupled with the Suns' 17-game victory. If there is no Tuman, he will definitely be the best of the month!
Not all votes were cast by Chinese fans. In just one month, a large number of American fans were also conquered by him:
Mom, come see, this is too easy!
Yi Jianlian averaged only 2.6 points and 1.6 rebounds per game last season. This can no longer be expressed by simple improvement. The media gave him three words——
Easy Crazy!
That's right, a certain Chinese kid fell down on the sofa crying...
Yi Jianlian became the most inspirational idol in the United States. He drove high and low in his rookie season, broke up with the Bucks, was abandoned by the Nets, fell into the Wizards, and nirvana in the sun!
Is there a better script than this?
EMmm, except Tuman.
The media even singled him out as a phenomenon:
It is specially used to describe those buried geniuses, those talented stars who were almost ruined by the blind head coach, but can persevere and finally succeed.
Following behind his ass are:
Jermaine O'Neal, David West, Zach Randolph, Gilbert Arenas...
The media even suggested:
In the future, the "Most Improved Award" will simply be called the "Easy Crazy Award"!
For the center position in the Western Conference, Yao Ming is far ahead with 52 votes.
With 52 votes, is it far ahead?
The results are just as crazy!
Since Andrew Bynum was blown up by Tu Man, his performance has gone from bad to worse this month. After Tu Man zero-blocked him, the fans completely lost interest.
A man with a zero on Butcher's hands?
You see Garnett is so old, he still stands tall, and scored a few points desperately. You bug still wants to play an All-Star?
Therefore, Bynum's votes did not exceed [-].
Other fans still couldn't figure out how did the thousands of NCs come from? Was it the sailors hired by Bynum himself?
This is an era when the center is withering. O'Neal has retired. This season, he can still play a dominant performance at the fifth position. Except for Howard, only Yao Ming is left.
Others like Chandler, Noah, Gasol Jr., Nene, etc., are far from the vocabulary of "dominance".
One light year to go...
DeAndre Jordan is ranked second in the Western Conference center position. Paul really has the power to turn decay into magic. This rough guy actually has spring?
However, his votes were only 32.
No threat to Yao Ming at all!
(End of this chapter)
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