Junior football dream

Chapter 171 There is a disease in the world called Beckham

Lens one:

On the football field, two top football teams are "fighting fiercely on every inch of turf". Blocked, and finally brought down by the eighth player at the front of the penalty area.The referee blows the whistle for a free kick.

The left back stood in front of the ball, glanced at the goal inadvertently, then lifted his right foot vigorously, and the football drew a beautiful arc and flew towards the goal——

At this critical moment, the coach of Team A suddenly rushed into the field and hugged the left back's thigh.

"You can't play football like this!" the coach shouted angrily to his beloved disciple, "you have to remember, you are a left back, and the number one left back in the world today is David Beckham, he is best at What he did was curl his golden right foot from the front of the box and score."

"So what, Coach."

"If you had just scored in the same way, tomorrow the football pages in the newspapers would have a long story about you scoring a Beckham-style goal. And if you did, you would be completely ruined."

"That's why again, coach."

"Because you will be called 'Xiao Bei's second' from now on, and you will never have a bright future."

"Then what should I do, Coach?"

"Don't you know? There is no left-back in the world who takes a free kick with his right foot."

Lens two:
Over the years, Beckham has almost always been ranked in the top three in various men-related selections held around the world.And if the proportion of women in the voting public exceeds 50%, he is almost definitely No. 1, which has become an unbearable rule.Earlier this month, Spain selected the "No. 1 Dad" in the minds of women in the country. Beckham, who has just been here for less than a year, was also undisputedly elected No.[-].In a small town, all the men finally ran to the streets to hold protests.

"Excuse me, do you have any opinions on Beckham?" A TV reporter interviewed a father.

"Yes, our women have been changing their names to Victoria in the last year, and all the sons have been named Brooklyn. The most annoying thing is that at night, they often say out of nowhere, David, when are you going to bed?"

"Do you feel like you're living in Beckham's shadow?"

"Yeah, it's unbearable. When we try to grow pigtails, we are all laughed at as Beckham's henchmen, and whoever smiles with a twisted mouth is considered to be cool like Beckham. We dare not wear tight suits, otherwise people will say whether we want to be a jazz Dangdang too. The most crazy thing is that not long ago he even shot an advertisement for Pepsi. Now which man dares to hold a bottle of Pepsi on the On the street, women would come up to him and ask him if the Roman soldier Beckham played in the ad is handsome."

"Then what are you going to do?"

"Recently, a very annoying mosquito appeared in the town. We decided to give it a scientific name of Beckham. But the Ministry of Health must first tell us whether this mosquito will become extinct."

Lens three:
Early in the morning, Beckham woke up from his sleep, and he came to the mirror in the bathroom.

"My name is Beckham, and I'm actually a very ordinary football player." He looked at the handsome face in the mirror and said to himself.

"Maybe I'm being hypocritical when I say that, but I really think so. I play with my right foot because I'm not very good with my left leg, as you can see, they're a bit uneven."

"Someone told me the day before yesterday that my transfer value has risen from 3500 euros last year to 2 million US dollars, which surprised me. In fact, so far, I have only scored 6 goals for the national team. Ranked outside the 50th among British football players. I have never been a World Footballer. This is all about the bald Zidane. But if one day, there are many girls running football news like China, I think It’s okay if it’s not right.”

"When it comes to the fact that I'm attractive, it's not on me. The reason why I'm so attractive is actually very simple, because I can't speak. Have you ever seen me speak? In any case, as long as a If there were more than five people, I didn't know what to say, so I just stood there smiling. But the next day, I was the one with the most names in the newspaper."

"Apart from football, I haven't actually done anything. At Christmas, I haven't decided what to give to Victoria. Advertisers ask me if I want a villa? My famous plane in the World Cup My hair has nothing to do with me, the one who cut my hair is a retired pilot, and the autobiography that is popular all over the world has only the signature on the cover that I wrote myself."

"They say that everyone in this world has an idol in their hearts. I often ask myself who this idol will be. You may not believe it, this has become the most annoying thing in my life. If you want to list the conditions , first of all he should also be a football player, preferably English, born in London, and can also play with his right foot. Maybe he has a very famous wife. Of course he should be very cute, and he must smile Be sexy. Also..."

He stood there thinking for a long while, then said to himself in the mirror, "It would be perfect if he happened to be called Beckham too. Isn't it, David?"
(End of this chapter)