I really don't want to rebel

Chapter 62
In the teahouse across from Feifan Bubble Tea Shop in Yunshang, hundreds of villagers are drinking tea and listening to books.

Wang Sankuai really deserves to be an experienced storyteller. Although he hasn't been a storyteller for several years, his eloquence has not been lost at all.

"This Liu Duanwen is ignorant, he is still a fool! He was kicked by his second child, and he didn't fight back, so he probably didn't care much. Do you know why?" Wang Sankuai stopped talking and drank I took a sip of tea.

"why?"

"Liu Duanwen is such a coward!"

"I was kicked by the second child, and there is no reaction?"

Wang Sankuai patted Tangmu, and said: "That's because Liu Duanwen is not a man at all! Let me tell you one more thing and you all will know."

"Speak quickly!"

"I'm so anxious, tell me quickly!"

The head of Xiaoguan Village stood up anxiously, almost gave him a stick, and said, "Three fast! If you don't say anything, I will bring all the villagers to your house to eat for three days and three nights in a row!"

Wang Sankuai shook his fan, and said with a smile: "Once, Liu Duanwen saw a woman passing by from another place, and he felt malicious. Liu Duanwen followed the woman quietly, and when it was dark, Liu Duanwen touched her. After entering the inn, he drugged the woman with smoke, and then dragged her into the alley!"

"Early the next morning, the woman woke up and found herself in the alley, her clothes were messed up, and she was shocked. A kind person reminded the woman that she saw Liu Duanwen coming out of the alley."

"The woman went to the county government to report the case, accusing Liu Duanwen of molesting her and defiled her body. The county magistrate sent Liu Duanwen to the hall, but Liu Duanwen denied it."

"The county magistrate asked the woman, was she a virgin before? The woman replied yes. The county magistrate immediately called the woman to examine the woman, but the woman said the woman was still a virgin."

"Liu Duanwen refuses to admit it, and it's hard to convict him. Just when the county magistrate ordered Liu Duanwen to be hit with [-] boards, Liu Duanwen finally confessed."

"But after Liu Duanwen confessed, he was fined a sum of money by the county magistrate and released. Do you know why?"

A man said: "The county magistrate is a stupid official!"

"The county magistrate received the benefits!"

If Jiang Zizai were here, he would throw a teacup to show his dissatisfaction.

"It's not right!" Wang San quickly shook his head, sipped the fragrant tea, and said slowly: "Because that Liu Duanwen took off his pants on the spot! I saw a thing growing under his crotch."

"This thing is only as big as a child's little finger... the nail cap!"

"The county magistrate took a closer look. With Liu Duanwen's length, he couldn't get in at all! There is no other way, I can only let Liu Duanwen let it go."

Sun Hao burst out laughing after hearing this, and said: "Hahahahaha! It made me laugh so hard. It's so short and sweet!"

"This Liu Duanwen is really talented! It's as long as the fingernail of a little finger?"

"The most important thing is the nail of a child's little finger! Hahahaha!"

"Liu Duanwen is such a short word, it's really clever!"

Wang San quickly cleared his throat, and continued: "This time everyone understands why Liu Duanwen was kicked as his second child, so why not take revenge? That's because he is very short, and the guard's kick didn't even reach him. !"

"Pfft!" Jiang Yunfan spouted the tea he just drank into his mouth, this Wang Sankuai is really talented!
The god-level skill Tianyan was activated, and Wang Sankuai's information was fully visible.

[Name: Wang Sankuai]

【Age: 53】

【Appearance: 65】

[Skill: Storytelling (Advanced)]

[Rare Skill: Spout (Intermediate)]

[Spout: Three-inch tongue, chat!Say it!Scold the ghosts and gods! 】

The rare skill spray is amazing, Wang Sankuai is a peerless big sprayer!
"The groom is here!" someone shouted at the door.

I saw Li Shujian wearing a red wedding robe, jumping off his white horse and walking in.

The gongs and drums outside are loud, the firecrackers are blasting in unison, and there is also a team of musical instruments. It is so lively!
Li Shujian's hair was neatly shaved, and he looked even more energetic in his bright red wedding robe. He quickly came in front of everyone, knelt on one knee and said, "My son-in-law has met my father-in-law! I have met Young Master Jiang!"

"Okay! Good boy, get up quickly." Wang Sankuai burst into tears and helped Li Shujian up.

Li Shujian got up and shouted upstairs again: "Honghua, Ergou is here to marry you! From now on, you will be my wife, Li Shujian!"

"Okay! Just by hearing the name Li Shujian, you know that he is not an ordinary person!"

"That's not right! Mr. Jiang was the one who named Li Shujian!"

"Wang Honghua finally came through."

"Safflower married a good man today, and Li Shujian will have a whole family of children and grandchildren in the future!"

Seeing that Wang Honghua didn't reply, Li Shujian asked upstairs again: "Honghua, Ergou has liked you for a long time, and marry you today, would you like to?"

Wang Honghua never dreamed that her ideal husband would be the young man she had always cared for.

Wang Honghua was so moved that her face was covered with tears, and the makeup she had just painted was gone in an instant.Tears fell to the ground like broken beads.

Wang Honghua shook her head and cried, "Ergou, I am an ominous person. I was rejected by my husband's family and refused to marry. I am not good enough for you!"

Li Shujian was in a hurry, and said loudly, "Honghua, I have liked you for a long time, and I will never marry you in my life, do you want to?"

Wang Honghua was very moved and looked at Li Shujian downstairs.Once upon a time, he was a follower behind his uncle.

Three years ago, he was still an ignorant boy, saying silly things like marrying you when I grow up.Unexpectedly, in three years, he has become a handsome man.

Wang Honghua recalled the scenes of getting along with Li Shujian, and vaguely remembered the words Li Shujian said: "Honghua, when I have money in the future, I will definitely marry you on a tall white horse!" '

Nowadays.

Li Shujian came, when she needed him the most, and came on a tall white horse!

Wang Honghua was trembling all over. She wanted to say yes but couldn't help but burst into tears. She nodded fiercely and shouted with all her strength: "I do!"

The bride Wang Honghua, wearing a red hijab, walked down the stairs slowly with the support of her aunt and got into the sedan chair.

With a wave of Jiang Yunfan's hand, a policeman came over with a brand new dress with a red flower embroidered on it.

Jiang Yunfan smiled and said: "Uncle Wang, quickly put on some clean clothes."

A group of hundreds of people went to Li Shujian's house in a mighty send-off team.

Firecrackers were set off all the way, and the musical instrument team played and sang all the way, which was very lively.

When everyone arrived at their destination, Li Shujian's house was small and couldn't accommodate too many people, so everyone was watching from outside the door.

Li Shujian's family is not a wealthy family, and they are not that particular.

Li Shujian led Wang Honghua across the brazier and came to the hall.

Li Shujian's mother and Wang Honghua's father sat in the main seat.

The two newlyweds offered tea to their elders, and after three obeisances, they entered the bridal chamber.

The group of people made a fuss in the wedding room for a while.

The young couple drank "Acacia wine" together in the new house, and then each cut off a strand of hair and put them together. This is the hair knot!
From then on, Li Shujian and Wang Honghua became a legitimate couple.

Knowing that everyone hadn't had lunch, Niu Dali led everyone to the Yunzhong Building not far away, where large tables had already been set up.

Qian Yunzhong arranged for the villagers of the two villages to be seated, and Chef Wang personally took the spoon and made a tofu feast for everyone.

Jiang Yunfan also took out the special fairy brewed Erguotou.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, many people drank too much.

Li Shujian drank the most, and was carried back in a daze.

The second most drunk is Wang Sankuai.

(End of this chapter)