I really don't want to rebel

Chapter 57 You Came To The Wrong Place
On the way to carry the coffin, the coffin cannot fall to the ground.

As the old saying goes: It is reluctance to drop a benevolent coffin, but unwillingness to drop a murderous coffin.

During a funeral, it is very unlucky for the coffin to fall to the ground.In addition, if the coffin lands halfway, it proves that if the deceased wants to be buried here, he must be buried in the ground according to the wishes of the deceased. !

Jiang Yunfan, Niu Dali, and Zhang Tao hurried up to help carry the coffin.

But the few young men who were carrying the coffin before were almost exhausted and collapsed, and it was obvious that they couldn't lift it anymore.

Although Niu Dali is very strong, he still needs eight people.

The men in Pingguan Village who carried the coffin were very tired, and those who didn't carry the coffin were beaten. Even if Jiang Yunfan and three people helped, they couldn't get enough for eight people.

Jiang Yunfan said: "Xiaoguan Village, a few students from Mr. Li's scholar came over to help carry the coffin."

The men in Xiaoguan Village were better. After all, when the two sides fought just now, they had the upper hand and were not seriously injured.

Several men in Xiaoguan Village looked at their village chief, who nodded in agreement.

A group of people started to go up the mountain carrying Li Laoxiu's coffin.

The stick head walked in front, and shouted as he walked: "Left, left, back, left, back and forth, south, north, east and west. Right, up, right, down, right, back and forth, turning around."

"Open the road when you meet the mountain, and open the road when you meet the water tower bridge."

Carrying a coffin in Huayang County is called carrying a dragon. Eight people carry the pole, and there are more than ten dragon poles. The team is very long.

The purpose of chanting at the head of the bar is to coordinate with the front and back. For example, if you encounter a ditch, the person in front will shout "a line ahead", and the person behind will answer "you will see it when you arrive"; if you want to turn left, the person in front will shout "ready to go". Turn left", followed by the answer "I know follow and pull", it is very complicated, and it is all in charge of by a special person.

With Niu Dali, a strong man with natural supernatural power, he arrived at his destination in about a quarter of an hour.

Next, the villagers put down the bundled oxen and horses, etc., and raised paper money all over the floor.

Accidents still happen!
The head of Anping Village slapped himself in the mouth fiercely, crying with tears streaming down his face: "Something bad happened! The memorial text is missing!"

The villagers were blown away when they heard it. How could the coffin be buried without sacrificial oration?
The village chief of Anping Village acted like he was going crazy, and hit the village chief of Xiaoguan Village with a walking stick, and said angrily, "It's all your fault! If you didn't come to beat us with your guys, why would the sacrificial ceremony disappear?"

The head of Xiaoguan Village was hit with a stick for no reason, his neck was red with anger, and he said angrily: "You are useless yourself, and you didn't take good care of the sacrificial rites. What does it have to do with us?"

The two sides quarreled and almost fought again.

Jiang Yunfan was carrying the coffin, but he couldn't go over to stop him, so he had to shout loudly: "You two calm down first, Mr. Li is still looking at us!"

Jiang Yunfan's sound played a big role, and both parties stopped talking after hearing it.

After all, Li Laoxiu's prestige is very high in the two villages, and two or three generations of people in the two villages have learned from Li Laoxiu.

Jiang Yunfan said: "There are no sacrificial texts, just write another one. Even if you fight again, can you still come out with sacrificial texts?"

The head of Anping Village slapped his head, looked at Jiang Yunfan and said excitedly: "Young Master Jiang, I know that you are unparalleled in your talents and learning, please write a sacrificial article!"

"That's right, Mr. Jiang, you are so powerful and can write words, so please help us write a sacrificial oration."

"Young Master Jiang, without the sacrificial oration, I'm afraid Old Xiucai Li won't rest in peace!"

"Master Jiang, please help us."

Jiang Yunfan was kicked out of the shelves.

But how could Jiang Yunfan write sacrificial texts?He is a science student, and he has already returned his knowledge to the Chinese teacher. Besides, it is okay for Jiang Yunfan to write essays, but it is difficult to write sacrificial essays.

But Jiang Yunfan wasn't bad at all. In his previous life, when his little grandfather died, he was the one who recited the sacrificial oration.In order not to be ashamed, Jiang Yunfan memorized it for a whole week, and he still remembers the general idea.

Jiang Yunfan found a young man to help carry the coffin and came out to temporarily act as the master of ceremonies.

Jiang Yunfan thought for a while, and said: "In the third year of Weifengwu (the current year name), Li Changgen was born on the seventh day of the seventh month. On the ninth day of the seventh month, the people of Anping Village would like to offer sacrifices to Li Changgen's spirit with the ceremony of just hyenas, offerings and wine, and said:

Sigh,

The life of heaven and man, Jue Fu maintains the same.

The good is Bing Yi, and the only one is my father.

He is graceful and graceful, and he is virtuous.

You are comfortable and comfortable, and you are sneaking.

I can't see you, I can't see my voice.

A cock fights with wine, and the appearance is not rich.

Ji Gongzhi is here, learn from my heart!
Fuwei Shangxian! "

Jiang Yunfan picked and picked, and finally came up with a sacrificial oration.Although the length is not long, it is considered qualified.

In ancient times, there were very few people who wrote sacrificial rites. After all, this was not a good job, it was just a job.Jiang Yunfan's sacrificial oration is considered one of the better ones.

Seeing that the sacrificial oration was available, everyone started to get busy, whispering and discussing it from time to time.

"Mr. Jiang, what does this sacrificial letter mean?"

"I don't even know how to read, you ask me?"

"Although I don't understand what it means, I think it's amazing."

The most embarrassing thing is: Jiang Yunfan, who wrote the sacrificial oration, didn't even know what it meant!
Li Laoxiu was finally buried. Although there were some twists and turns, he was buried in peace.

【Ding!Current task score 40]

Jiang Yunfan now understands: It seems that two things need to be resolved, and the dispute between the two villages should be completely smoothed out, and the reconciliation can be regarded as a 100% completion of the task.

Jiang Yunfan led the crowd down the mountain and headed towards Huayang County, because the unmarried woman's husband's family lived in Huayang County.

When passing Xiaoguan Village, three more people joined the team, they were the family of the unmarried girl.

This girl was wearing a red wedding cannon, she was very stubborn, she insisted on going to Huayang County with Jiang Yunfan and others, and asked her husband's family for an explanation.

Before arriving at Huayang County, Jiang Yunfan saw Sun Hao and Zhao Qing'er on horseback, and called them along.

The woman's husband's family name is Liu, and the person who wants to marry her is Liu Changwen.

Since ancient times, there have been many occasions when marriages have been met with funerals, but few of them want to divorce.This is to blame, and it can only be blamed on myself for not choosing a date. Few people blame the married girl.

A group of people arrived in front of Liu's house. The appearance of Liu's house was quite impressive, and it could be regarded as a small fortune in Huayang County.

Jiang Yunfan asked someone to report, and a man dressed as a scholar came out after a while.

The scholar cupped his fists at Jiang Yunfan, and asked, "My lord, Liu Changwen, do you know what business Mr. Jiang is here for?"

Jiang Yunfan returned the salute and said: "Young Master Liu, I heard that today is your big day, I'm coming to congratulate you."

"Master Jiang may have come to the wrong place." Liu Changwen snorted coldly.

Jiang Yunfan's congratulatory message failed to gain any favor and was even bullied.

But this is normal. I guess Liu Changwen is also angry. Who can be in a good mood when there is a funeral on a big day?
Jiang Yunfan had no choice but to settle for the next best thing, and said: "Mr. Liu came down early on the day of his great joy, and happened to meet the bride. This is not the way, so I brought the bride to you."

"Hmph!" Liu Changwen was a little angry and said angrily: "I am not holding a happy event today! Mr. Jiang, please come back!"

"Why is he like this?"

"The bride found her by herself, and he didn't even look at it."

"That's right, if you meet someone who is going to do the funeral on your wedding day, if you want to blame it, you can blame the person who set the date. What does it have to do with the bride?"

(End of this chapter)