I really don't want to rebel
Chapter 41 Deciphering the God Statue
Chapter 41 Deciphering the God Statue
As soon as the meat was fried in the pan, it sizzled and smelled like meat. After a while, the meat was fried to black, and there was a burning smell.
"Wow! It's really hot oil!"
"If this is an ordinary person, if he starts to fish for copper coins, his hands will be cooked!"
"Then the second son Mu is too finished, right? He peed his pants in fright, and passed out."
Jiang Yunfan looked at the old Taoist with kind eyes, and said, "Fellow Daoist, I've already started fishing for copper coins, so how about you doing the same?"
The old man wanted to run away, but surrounded by thousands of people, how could it be so easy to get away?
Hearing Jiang Yunfan's words, the old man sighed, knowing that today was a failure!
The old Taoist squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying, and said: "Friends of Taoism are profound in Daoism, and I am ashamed of myself as a poor Taoist. We will have a long life, so farewell!"
Speaking of the old man, he squeezed out of the crowd, and before he was halfway through, he was picked up by Sun Hao's guards and threw him beside Mu Tianyun.
Jiang Yunfan's eyes turned cold, and he said: "Fellow Taoist, don't rush away, aren't you also a copper-skinned iron bone? Go and fish it out, and I'll let you go!"
Seeing that the general situation was over, the old Taoist knelt down, kowtowed his head like pounding garlic, and didn't dare to call fellow Taoist anymore, begging for mercy: "Young Master, please spare me! Let me go this time."
Jiang Yunfan snorted coldly: "So, you admit to being a bluff?"
The old Taoist repeatedly kowtowed and said, "I admit it, I'm a liar, please forgive me."
"He really is a liar."
"I knew from the beginning that he had no good intentions."
"Thanks to Mr. Jiang, I was able to see through this liar's tricks!"
The people around became more and more angry, and almost didn't rush forward.
You must know that the profession of a liar is the most hated.Even if you are a thief, it is at least a craft, and even if you are stolen, you will lose part of your money.And liars often make people ruin their lives by deceiving people!
Jiang Yunfan said: "Fellow folks, there are actually no copper skins and iron bones. They are all tricks of charlatan warlocks! This hand is put into a frying pan, and if you know the trick, even a child can do it."
"Huh? Is it fake to put your hands into the frying pan?"
"No way? That piece of meat was fried! How could it be fake?"
Jiang Yunfan explained: "Actually, there is not only oil in the oil pan, but also vinegar! Vinegar sinks more than oil. When vinegar and oil are poured together, the vinegar will sink to the bottom, while the oil floats on top. The temperature required for vinegar to boil is relatively Low, when the vinegar boils, it bubbles up so much it looks like the oil boils."
"At this time, when people put their hands in, they will not feel the heat, and they can easily take out the copper coins."
"After a while, the vinegar was burnt, and the oil became hot. At this time, I went in to fish it, and it turned out to be fried like that piece of meat!"
"This is all a trick of these charlatans to deceive people. Don't believe it in the future!"
Jiang Yunfan smiled and said, "About this matter, if you don't believe me, you can ask the cook."
"Yes! Mr. Jiang is right!" A man wearing an apron said, "I am a cook. I smelled a vinegar smell at the beginning. Vinegar is heavier than oil. We cooks all know that, Mr. Jiang." It's true!"
The people suddenly realized that this was the case.
"So it is!"
"It's fake to put your hands into the frying pan, it's all fooled by these liars!"
"If it wasn't for Mr. Jiang, we would all have been deceived."
At this time, there was another question in the crowd.
Only a woman asked: "Young master Jiang, there is another question. This old Taoist came two days ago and rented a house, saying that there is a statue in this house. It turned out to be true. From the ground grow a statue of a god!"
"That's right! I saw it too, the statue can come out an inch every day!"
"That's right, we only believed in this liar's nonsense after seeing the idol!"
Jiang Yunfan asked curiously, "Is the statue growing out of the ground?"
Sun Hao grabbed the old man by the collar, picked him up, and asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
The old Taoist said tremblingly: "This is really a miracle, a real idol! If you let me go now, the idol won't blame you. Otherwise, the idol will show its sanctity knowing that its believers have been bullied, and your whole town will be shocked." It has to be over!"
"Slap!" Sun Hao raised his hand and slapped him, cursing: "What the hell are you still playing tricks on me?"
Jiang Yunfan said: "Take me to have a look."
A large group of people came to a wooden house and looked inside.
I saw a god statue in the wooden house. The lower body of the god statue was buried in the soil, and the upper body was exposed.
"This is the idol. The old man goes out every night and locks up the house. The next day people see the idol and it grows in the ground. It grows an inch every day! Isn't it a real idol? How is it?" Is that good?" The woman was a little scared.
Jiang Yunfan looked at the statue and found that there was a circle of water stains under the statue.
He raised his foot and kicked the statue, and the statue sank a bit.
"Do you still dare to step on the statue? Let me go, or the statue will manifest, and you will die!" the old Taoist shouted.
Jiang Yunfan sneered and said, "Hmph! How dare a small trickster make an axe? Look at me Dawei... Cough cough, take it!"
Jiang Yunfan kicked the idol down with one kick, bringing up some wet soil.
"Let's see what's under the statue!" Jiang Yunfan laughed.
Everyone leaned over to take a look, and saw that there were many young shoots under the statue.
Jiang Yunfan slapped his head violently.
Holy crap, these are bean sprouts!How did I forget?I bought more than 3000 catties of soybeans, why didn't I think about sprouting them?
Pointing to the bean sprouts on the ground, Jiang Yunfan said, "Folks, the story of the statue is completely nonsensical! The name of this plant is bean sprouts! It is made from soybeans, and bean sprouts are edible and taste very good."
"This old Taoist obviously buried tens of catties of soybeans here in advance, then put the idol on top, and then buried a layer of floating soil. The old Taoist waters the soybeans every day, and the soybeans will sprout! Once the soybeans grow Ya, just lift up this idol!"
Jiang Yunfan picked up the statue and said, "Look, everyone, this statue is not solid at all, it's empty inside! Once the beans germinate, it's easy to push it up."
"So that's what happened!"
"This old liar is too wicked!"
"That's right, if it wasn't for Mr. Jiang, we would all have been deceived."
Seeing that the matter had come to light, Sun Hao waved his hand, and a guard escorted the old man to the county government.
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing the time-limited task: Debunking the scam]
[Reward: 10 experience points, one lottery draw]
Jiang Yunfan came out of the wooden house, clasped his fists and said to the surroundings: "Fathers and folks, the weather is hot, and the Yunshang Feifan milk tea shop below opens today! Welcome all the elders to come and taste it!"
(End of this chapter)
As soon as the meat was fried in the pan, it sizzled and smelled like meat. After a while, the meat was fried to black, and there was a burning smell.
"Wow! It's really hot oil!"
"If this is an ordinary person, if he starts to fish for copper coins, his hands will be cooked!"
"Then the second son Mu is too finished, right? He peed his pants in fright, and passed out."
Jiang Yunfan looked at the old Taoist with kind eyes, and said, "Fellow Daoist, I've already started fishing for copper coins, so how about you doing the same?"
The old man wanted to run away, but surrounded by thousands of people, how could it be so easy to get away?
Hearing Jiang Yunfan's words, the old man sighed, knowing that today was a failure!
The old Taoist squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying, and said: "Friends of Taoism are profound in Daoism, and I am ashamed of myself as a poor Taoist. We will have a long life, so farewell!"
Speaking of the old man, he squeezed out of the crowd, and before he was halfway through, he was picked up by Sun Hao's guards and threw him beside Mu Tianyun.
Jiang Yunfan's eyes turned cold, and he said: "Fellow Taoist, don't rush away, aren't you also a copper-skinned iron bone? Go and fish it out, and I'll let you go!"
Seeing that the general situation was over, the old Taoist knelt down, kowtowed his head like pounding garlic, and didn't dare to call fellow Taoist anymore, begging for mercy: "Young Master, please spare me! Let me go this time."
Jiang Yunfan snorted coldly: "So, you admit to being a bluff?"
The old Taoist repeatedly kowtowed and said, "I admit it, I'm a liar, please forgive me."
"He really is a liar."
"I knew from the beginning that he had no good intentions."
"Thanks to Mr. Jiang, I was able to see through this liar's tricks!"
The people around became more and more angry, and almost didn't rush forward.
You must know that the profession of a liar is the most hated.Even if you are a thief, it is at least a craft, and even if you are stolen, you will lose part of your money.And liars often make people ruin their lives by deceiving people!
Jiang Yunfan said: "Fellow folks, there are actually no copper skins and iron bones. They are all tricks of charlatan warlocks! This hand is put into a frying pan, and if you know the trick, even a child can do it."
"Huh? Is it fake to put your hands into the frying pan?"
"No way? That piece of meat was fried! How could it be fake?"
Jiang Yunfan explained: "Actually, there is not only oil in the oil pan, but also vinegar! Vinegar sinks more than oil. When vinegar and oil are poured together, the vinegar will sink to the bottom, while the oil floats on top. The temperature required for vinegar to boil is relatively Low, when the vinegar boils, it bubbles up so much it looks like the oil boils."
"At this time, when people put their hands in, they will not feel the heat, and they can easily take out the copper coins."
"After a while, the vinegar was burnt, and the oil became hot. At this time, I went in to fish it, and it turned out to be fried like that piece of meat!"
"This is all a trick of these charlatans to deceive people. Don't believe it in the future!"
Jiang Yunfan smiled and said, "About this matter, if you don't believe me, you can ask the cook."
"Yes! Mr. Jiang is right!" A man wearing an apron said, "I am a cook. I smelled a vinegar smell at the beginning. Vinegar is heavier than oil. We cooks all know that, Mr. Jiang." It's true!"
The people suddenly realized that this was the case.
"So it is!"
"It's fake to put your hands into the frying pan, it's all fooled by these liars!"
"If it wasn't for Mr. Jiang, we would all have been deceived."
At this time, there was another question in the crowd.
Only a woman asked: "Young master Jiang, there is another question. This old Taoist came two days ago and rented a house, saying that there is a statue in this house. It turned out to be true. From the ground grow a statue of a god!"
"That's right! I saw it too, the statue can come out an inch every day!"
"That's right, we only believed in this liar's nonsense after seeing the idol!"
Jiang Yunfan asked curiously, "Is the statue growing out of the ground?"
Sun Hao grabbed the old man by the collar, picked him up, and asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
The old Taoist said tremblingly: "This is really a miracle, a real idol! If you let me go now, the idol won't blame you. Otherwise, the idol will show its sanctity knowing that its believers have been bullied, and your whole town will be shocked." It has to be over!"
"Slap!" Sun Hao raised his hand and slapped him, cursing: "What the hell are you still playing tricks on me?"
Jiang Yunfan said: "Take me to have a look."
A large group of people came to a wooden house and looked inside.
I saw a god statue in the wooden house. The lower body of the god statue was buried in the soil, and the upper body was exposed.
"This is the idol. The old man goes out every night and locks up the house. The next day people see the idol and it grows in the ground. It grows an inch every day! Isn't it a real idol? How is it?" Is that good?" The woman was a little scared.
Jiang Yunfan looked at the statue and found that there was a circle of water stains under the statue.
He raised his foot and kicked the statue, and the statue sank a bit.
"Do you still dare to step on the statue? Let me go, or the statue will manifest, and you will die!" the old Taoist shouted.
Jiang Yunfan sneered and said, "Hmph! How dare a small trickster make an axe? Look at me Dawei... Cough cough, take it!"
Jiang Yunfan kicked the idol down with one kick, bringing up some wet soil.
"Let's see what's under the statue!" Jiang Yunfan laughed.
Everyone leaned over to take a look, and saw that there were many young shoots under the statue.
Jiang Yunfan slapped his head violently.
Holy crap, these are bean sprouts!How did I forget?I bought more than 3000 catties of soybeans, why didn't I think about sprouting them?
Pointing to the bean sprouts on the ground, Jiang Yunfan said, "Folks, the story of the statue is completely nonsensical! The name of this plant is bean sprouts! It is made from soybeans, and bean sprouts are edible and taste very good."
"This old Taoist obviously buried tens of catties of soybeans here in advance, then put the idol on top, and then buried a layer of floating soil. The old Taoist waters the soybeans every day, and the soybeans will sprout! Once the soybeans grow Ya, just lift up this idol!"
Jiang Yunfan picked up the statue and said, "Look, everyone, this statue is not solid at all, it's empty inside! Once the beans germinate, it's easy to push it up."
"So that's what happened!"
"This old liar is too wicked!"
"That's right, if it wasn't for Mr. Jiang, we would all have been deceived."
Seeing that the matter had come to light, Sun Hao waved his hand, and a guard escorted the old man to the county government.
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing the time-limited task: Debunking the scam]
[Reward: 10 experience points, one lottery draw]
Jiang Yunfan came out of the wooden house, clasped his fists and said to the surroundings: "Fathers and folks, the weather is hot, and the Yunshang Feifan milk tea shop below opens today! Welcome all the elders to come and taste it!"
(End of this chapter)
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