My live broadcast connects the three worlds

Chapter 85 Jesus, You Went to the Wrong Set

Just when Wang Fan was complaining about Erlang Shen, another god spoke up.

Jade Emperor: 500 barbecue skewers, I ate 10 skewers and didn’t eat well, anchor Xiaoxian, you must send me 50 skewers each, otherwise I will take @天界神仙 and leave them all.

Ghost Emperor: 500 skewers of barbecue, I ate 5 skewers in total, and the rest were taken away by these animals, anchor Xiaoxian, you must send me 50 skewers each, or I will bring @霍界神仙, all leave.

Wang Fan looked at the speech on the bullet screen, and cursed inwardly, what the hell is this? What the hell is wrong with me, that I am doing food and broadcasting in front of the gods.

"Next, I will answer your questions one by one. First of all, my barbecue is for eating, not for swallowing, and the wooden skewers on the skewers are not edible. If there is any problem with eating, this Xiaoxian anchor will not be responsible, and there are those who distribute the barbecue. Thing, @玉皇大帝@鬼帝, BBQ can be posted, you can send as much as you want, but can you return me to point a reward, look at my live broadcast room, there is no hair."

Wang Fan quickly explained.

Zhu Bajie: Does it have to be rewarded by a superior?
Erlang Shen: Yes, I also want to ask.

Big Fairy: Yes!I also want to know.

……

Because of this problem, the live broadcast room exploded.

"As long as everyone gives rewards to the anchor, or sends equivalent gifts, the barbecue can be distributed to everyone. One skewer is worth 1 points. After everyone understands, we will reward you!"

[Zhu Bajie rewards 1 points~]

[Seven fairies rewarded a total of 7 points~]

[Erlang God rewards 5 points~]

[The Roaring Dog will reward you with 5000 points~]

……

[Ding ~ one second sending is turned on, congratulations to the host for sending successfully, Erlangshen received all of them. 】

[Ding ~ one second sending is turned on, congratulations to the host for sending successfully, Zhu Bajie has received all of them. 】

[Ding ~ one second sending is turned on, congratulations to the host for sending successfully, and the seven fairies have all received it. 】

Wang Fan sent skewers to each other one by one. After a few orders, only 50 skewers of the [-] barbecue skewers Wang Fan brought were left. The business was really good.

[The Jade Emperor rewards 5 million points~]

[System prompt: Because the Jade Emperor rewarded the host with 5 million points, the live broadcast room exploded, and the host received an additional 2.5 points reward]

[Ghost Emperor rewards 5 million points~]

[System prompt: Since the ghost emperor rewarded the anchor with 5 million points, there was a crash in the live broadcast room, and the host received an additional 2.5 million points reward]

Seeing the generosity of the two lords, Wang Fan was a little depressed. With so many rewards, where can I find so many strings.

"Thank you all immortals for your support. By the way, I would like to say sorry to the Jade Emperor and the Ghost Emperor. I can't satisfy the points you rewarded. I only have 50 barbecue skewers in total now."

Wang Fan explained.

Jade Emperor: It doesn't matter, 50 strings will be round for me.

Ghost Emperor: You wrap a round of wool, and if you want to wrap it, I will wrap it. You should hurry up and roll your bamboo stick.

Jade Emperor: @鬼帝, I want to rub your immortal bones.

Ghost Emperor: Do you want to start a war?When I am a bully in the underworld?

Jade Emperor: Afraid you will fail?Defeat!
Ghost Emperor: Look at me and I'm done.

The two needlepoints are facing the wheat awn, full of gunpowder smell.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Wang Fan quickly stopped him and said:
"My lords, calm down, it's just grilled skewers, otherwise, 25 skewers per person, how about everyone eating what they have.

Jade Emperor: @鬼帝, today is the anchor Xiaoxian to give you face, otherwise Jesus would not be able to keep you.

Ghost Emperor: Jesus?You mean that good-for-nothing European guy from last time?What do you mean, calling me worse than that trash?

Jade Emperor: You said it yourself, not me (dog head saves your life)
[Ding ~ one second sending is turned on, congratulations to the host for sending successfully, the Jade Emperor has received all of them. 】

[Ding ~ one second sending is turned on, congratulations to the host for sending successfully, the ghost emperor has received all of them. 】

In the midst of the fight between the two lords and children, all the barbecue fell into the hands of the two.

Jesus enters the live broadcast room.
At this moment, a figure entered the live broadcast room. Wang Fan was stunned. What happened?This is a Chinese live broadcast room. When did God come in?

Jesus: hello!
Jade Emperor: When did this birdman come? (stupid)

Ghost Emperor: Why did he come right after mentioning it? (stupid)

Tathagata Buddha enters the live broadcast room.
Bodhi entered the live broadcast room.
Avalokitesvara enters the live broadcast room
Maitreya Buddha enters the live broadcast room
At the same time, the Buddhist immortals came one after another.

Jade Emperor: @如来佛祖, the western region is not managed well, how to do things, put this bird man in (angry)
Tathagata Buddha: Amitabha, the Jade Emperor does not need to be angry, it is like this, Jesus came to me this time to ask for something, but I only obey your orders, but your power is too noble, he is a little afraid to meet you, so I will bring you He came to the studio to look for you.

Jesus: Budda! yes, good! good!
Jade Emperor: This bird can understand our conversation?

Tathagata Buddha: Jesus learned languages ​​very quickly. He was very interested in Buddhist knowledge, so he taught himself Chinese, so he could understand what we said.

Jade Emperor: Let him speak Chinese! "

Jesus: yes, oh~ my dear Jade Emperor, I am a god from America, and my name is Jesus. I came here to ask for one thing, that is, I want to bring some Buddhist scriptures back. As a condition, I take the Bible as a Exchange, what do you think of the Jade Emperor.

Jade Emperor: @如来佛祖, what do you mean?
Tathagata Buddha: No exchange.

Jade Emperor: If you don’t exchange, then don’t exchange, why are you asking me again (speechless)

Tathagata Buddha: But I dare not make decisions on my own.

Wang Fan was speechless watching the conversation between Tathagata Buddha and the Jade Emperor. In the TV he watched, Tathagata Buddha was not like this. He was so hesitant. The stories in fairy tales are all lies. I can't be you. Prince, I'm sorry for interfering with you.

Time passed slowly, and as the story of Jesus came to an end, Wang Fan's live broadcasts were all over. Seeing the hundreds of millions of extra points in the system, Wang Fan was in a good mood.

After clearing away the takeaway garbage in the house, Wang Fan thought of one thing, the exercises and martial arts he had exchanged hadn't been practiced yet. If they weren't consolidated, how could they take the path of a cultivator.

Practicing according to the One Mind Two Gang technique, Wang Fan sat cross-legged on the ground, keeping his whole body and mind still, feeling the situation in his body.

Boom boom boom boom~
At this moment, my heart was beating violently a few times, and then spots of light bounced off the heart, submerged into the meridians, and then performed various dredging all over the body. After each dredging, Wang Fan's meridians would burst out Suffering from pain, Wang Fan has been clenching his teeth and persevering. According to the tips on the practice method, if the practice is interrupted during the practice, the Qi and blood will flow back and hurt the internal organs, so Wang Fan must persevere.

"Ah ah ah ah~"

Halfway through the dredging of the meridians, Wang Fan couldn't help crying out due to the intense pain. The feeling was like ants eroding.

(End of this chapter)