Greenery Ace No. 9

Chapter 536 One Hundred Million Years
"Oh! Brother Zhao, what you said is really reasonable." As soon as Zhao Leilei finished speaking, Deng Chen started to flatter him, and he spared no effort. After reading ten years of books, I feel that after listening to Brother Zhao's words, he is not only better than ten years of books, but even better than 100 years of books. With such a level of speech, I think that in our team, only Brother Zhao has this level."

When Dou Yong heard this, he immediately felt disgusted, thinking Deng Chen, why are you so disgusted?Have you suffered less from flattering?Why did Zhao Leilei get angry just now?Is it because the two of us are too sycophantic, even he thinks our attitude is too fake, and after being reprimanded, you don’t have a long memory. Flatterer, since you want to die so much, wait for Zhao Leilei to get angry and deal with you later, don't blame me for standing by and watching wisely to protect myself.

While Dou Yong was waiting for Zhao Leilei to lose his temper and deal with Deng Chen, an unexpected scene happened. Zhao Leilei not only did not lose his temper as Dou Yong imagined, but instead looked resigned, as if telling Dou Yong and Deng Chen, that's the way to flatter, right? The unscrupulous and unskilled flattery like yours just now may work for some low-end people, but for people like me who have seen the big world, that kind of flattery Farts are not delicious enough, you have to be a bit technical to flatter me, you two have to make persistent efforts to practice your flattering skills, otherwise I will be unhappy.

Although Deng Chen and Dou Yong usually reacted a bit slower, they immediately understood what Zhao Leilei wanted to express by his appearance. The two felt disappointed, thinking that Zhao Leilei's awe-inspiring and righteous appearance just now turned out to be an act of pretending. After all, this kid is still a mortal, and he still likes to be flattered.

Deng Chen knew that he had made another bad head, so he smiled wryly. He didn't know what to say for a while, but he kept scolding himself in his heart, do you think I'm cheap?Well, why did you bring such a bad idea again? This time it is good, not only must you continue to say good things, but you must continue to flatter, and from now on, you must use your brains and skills to flatter and say good things. Doing it wrong may lead to catastrophe. You say that you are not at ease, but you insist on adding some difficulty to your usual life. This is really self-inflicted.

Dou Yong glared at Deng Chen from the side, feeling so angry in his heart, he said that this kid is really heinous, just now I thought his flattery was just disgusting, but unexpectedly, his flattery is not only disgusting, but also disgusting. With such serious consequences, in the future, if you want to flatter, you have to pay attention to your level. If your level is not good enough, you may be punished. Don’t you think this kid is uncomfortable?

Deng Chen lowered his head, he knew that Dou Yong must be scolding himself in his heart, but he could only let him scold him, because he knew that what he did was indeed a failure, so he secretly looked at Dou Yong out of the corner of his eye , and found that Dou Yong's eyes were about to pop out.

Deng Chen was so frightened that he quickly lowered his head, not daring to raise his head for a long time.

Because Deng Chen's flattery just now was really accurate, and the technical content was quite high, so Zhao Leilei was still immersed in his inner joy and self-satisfaction after a long time, and did not notice that Dou Yong's face had changed so much ugly.

Dou Yong glared at Deng Chen twice, retracted his gaze, and then thought about what to do next, Deng Chen could say such disgusting words, and made Zhao Leilei so happy, if he didn't say something, maybe Zhao Leilei would think that I was openly confronting him, which would not only make Zhao Leilei angry, but also cause him physical pain. For his own safety, Dou Yong also decided to put his self-esteem and face aside first. , and say something nice to please Zhao Leilei.

In order to get a sigh of relief, before Dou Yong praised Zhao Leilei, he turned his head to look at Deng Chen, and then deliberately put on a very contemptuous expression and said: "Your words are not accurate. The reason why the ancients said to listen to you is because It is better than reading books for ten years because the ancient people read too little. For example, in ancient times, there was no paper, and people wrote words on bamboo slips, and then connected the bamboo slips one by one to make a A scroll, this scroll is a book.

The structure of the bamboo slips determines that it can write very limited characters, and each piece of bamboo slips can only write about a dozen characters. Influence people to pick it up and read. Generally speaking, there are only about 20 pieces in a roll of bamboo slips. If there are more people, it will be very difficult to pick up.

Assuming that there are twenty bamboo slips in one roll, ten characters are written on each bamboo slip, and ten multiplied by twenty equals two hundred, which means that each roll of bamboo slips contains about two hundred characters. A book is equivalent to the number of words we modern people read in a text message.

Then let's calculate how many books the ancients could read in a year. In ancient times, poor people and businessmen definitely didn't read books, because such people were either unqualified or too busy to have time to read. Those who read the most were those who were prepared. The scholars who participated in the imperial examination and the people in the imperial court were very precious things in ancient times, so generally the emperor was the one who read the most.

Now let’s assume that the emperor at that time was a diligent person who loved reading. He spent five or six hours reading every day, reading two or three books per hour. Then he could read fifteen books a day. Let’s count him as If you don’t rest all year round, if you look at it like this every day, you can read more than 400 books in a year. At first glance, the amount of reading is really amazing, but if you do the math carefully, you will know that although you have read more than 5000 books, But the actual reading volume is only more than 100 million words, which is not as many words as an ordinary online novel. Think about it, how long does it take you to read an online novel? "

Deng Chen was stunned by Dou Yong's words. He didn't expect Dou Yong to be so knowledgeable and knew about ancient things. Seeing Dou Yong suddenly ask himself this question, he was at a loss for words, thought for a while, and then hesitated replied: "I don't usually like to read online novels, but when I read them, I can finish reading two or three million-word online novels in less than a week."

What Dou Yong wanted was this answer. He clapped his hands, looked at Zhao Leilei with his eyes, and said to Deng Chen: "Look, the amount of reading in a year by the most capable people in ancient times is less than that of you in a week." The number of words is large, and the ancients read books for ten years, and the number of words they read was only 1000 million words."

Dou Yong said so much at once, Deng Chen and Zhao Leilei had no idea what he was talking about, nor what he wanted to express.

Zhao Leilei pondered for a long time, but still couldn't figure out what Dou Yong wanted to express by saying so much, and finally couldn't help it, he could only ask: "Dou Yong, I admit that I didn't know what you said before, and I also admit that you There is a bit of ink in my stomach, and I know so much about ancient things in such detail, I must have a lot of k-books, but you have said so much, does it have anything to do with what we just said?"

"Of course it has something to do with it." Dou Yong said affirmatively, "Didn't Deng Chen use this analogy to praise you just now? Although his boast is very reasonable and has a bit of technical content, but I think the strength of his boast is not enough. Not enough, because he praised you with the analogy that listening to you is better than reading ten years of books, which is totally inconsistent with the facts.

The reading volume of the ancients was so low, and to praise you for reading more than ten years, wouldn't that be a kind of blasphemy to you?I think the level of your speech just now is definitely higher than that of ten years of reading. "

Cold sweat immediately broke out on Deng Chen's head, and he kept muttering in his heart, okay, Dou Yong, you kid is too disrespectful, it was my fault for praising Zhao Leilei just now, I admit it, but you don't need it Get rid of me like this, if you want to praise Zhao Leilei, you can praise Zhao Leilei, why do you have to step on me, I provoked you?
No, I can't sit still like this, I have to find a way to fight back.

Deng Chen immediately raised his head, stared at Dou Yong calmly and retorted: "Dou Yong, what you said is wrong, just now I said that I won't be able to praise Brother Zhao since ten years of reading, and I said that I am winning 100 years. Nian Shu, don't distort my meaning."

Dou Yong had expected Deng Chen's comeback for a long time, so he was prepared: "Even if it is better than 100 years of reading, it is not enough to describe the level of the truth that Brother Zhao just said. I think, I have to give this If you add one word to the time limit for reading, it must be: [-] million years!"

Deng Chen was so surprised that his jaw almost dropped, he never thought that Dou Yong would go so far, he was driving himself to death.

He turned his head and glanced at Zhao Leilei, thinking that this is the end, Dou Yong is far more shameless than me, if Zhao Leilei really listens to this flattery as the truth, he will definitely turn his anger on me when he is happy , because the level of my praise just now was too low.Alas, it's all my own fault. I have calculated thousands of times. I never thought that Dou Yong would do this move. If I had expected Dou Yong to do this, I would have been the first to say [-] million years ago!Failed, too failed.

Deng Chen's bowels turned green with regret.

Zhao Leilei was also very surprised. He originally thought that Dou Yong would definitely have a problem with Deng Chen's praise of himself just now, and he might take the opportunity to ridicule himself, but what he never expected was that Dou Yong Not only did Yong not sarcasm and ridicule himself, but he imitated the example and began to praise himself. The degree of his praise was even more ruthless than that of Deng Chen. In my own words, after a while, I will definitely ascend to immortality, and I can't let it go on earth.

Deng Chen was anxious and wanted to praise Zhao Leilei again to reduce the chance of being punished, but Zhao Leilei didn't give him this chance. He reached out his hand to stop Deng Chen from speaking, then turned his head and looked at him solemnly. Dou Yong said with a somewhat erratic tone: "Then what, Dou Yong, you... are you fine?"

Dou Yong was also very surprised when Zhao Leilei asked him this. He raised his hands, looked around, and after confirming that there was nothing abnormal on his body, he nodded and said with a smile: "Thank you, Brother Zhao, for your concern. Everything is normal and nothing happened."

After getting an affirmative answer, Zhao Leilei's complexion immediately changed, becoming very ugly: "Since there is no special situation happening to you, why do you say such bottomless and unscrupulous words? It's still a hundred million years, why don't you say a thousand years?" Hundreds of millions of years, isn’t that more relieving? Do you say you are praising me? Or are you hurting me? How many catties and taels do I have? I don’t know how much I have?

Let me tell you two, although I am a person with little knowledge and relatively low cultural knowledge, I am also a person who has seen big scenes. I know that hurting others is a kind of injury. A kind of injury, this is called flattery.

I was careless just now. When Deng Chen praised me like that, I didn't strengthen my vigilance, and I took his words as good things. But you brat came up with such a violent boast, which woke me up all of a sudden. Let me tell you Two, I am not as powerful as you said. The principles I just said are all derived from my own experience. It is a person. As long as he is not a fool, he will learn a lot from a pitfall. This is instinct. There is nothing great about it.

You two bastards praised me for taking things for granted, and even praised me so harshly, what kind of heart did An have?Do you want to praise me so much that you can't find it, and then take me down when I'm dizzy?Let me tell you, it's impossible. Although I, Zhao Leilei, are usually careless, I am not blind. If you have any premeditated plans, unless you don't show your head, I will find out along the way, and then wipe out your conspiracy invisibly. "

Zhao Leilei's words were so harsh that Deng Chen was frightened all of a sudden, because he didn't expect that his bottomless praise just now would turn into the current situation. If he knew the consequences of this, no matter how cheap he was, he would definitely not who said those words.

Dou Yong is not surprised by Zhao Leilei's appearance, because he knows that what he said just now is too exaggerated. As long as he is a normal person, he will definitely have a reaction like Zhao Leilei, but the severity is not the same. It's just the same, so he didn't have timidity and fear when facing this situation, but faced it calmly.

Seeing that neither Dou Yong nor Deng Chen spoke, Zhao Leilei became even more furious. He stomped his right foot a few times, and then said angrily: "Did you two do something wrong without even an explanation? Don't you?" Did you admit the accusation I made to you just now? If you admit it, you can obediently accept my punishment, and you will never stop until I don’t beat you.”

Seeing that Zhao Leilei was really angry, Deng Chen was the first to almost pee his pants in fright. He dodged to the side and hid behind Dou Yong, trembling.

(End of this chapter)