football redemption

Chapter 17
away team locker room

After rinsing, Ibrahimovic sat next to Shaqi and changed his clothes. He couldn't help the doubts in his heart and asked, "Ricciardo, why is he so amazing tonight! He's wearing a hat for the first show."

Training on weekdays, this kid is a little bit less talented than me, a little bit worse than me in technology, a little bit less handsome than me, a little bit higher IQ than me, a little bit better popular than me, just hardworking...,
Didn't the cute guy say: success comes from 99% sweat and 1% talent, and that 1% talent is more important than 99% sweat?How did you steal the glory of this god?
"Zlatan, you don't have a woman in your heart, just draw your sword like a god!" Xia Qi raised his chin and gestured for him to draw his sword out of its sheath.

Huh!Who do you despise?

Ibrahimovic is a bit messy, isn't a woman more important than a knife to a man?Besides, my god's reputation is hundreds of times better than your Portuguese stallion, okay?

"Oh, oh! Ricardo, you're not going to be a deserter again tonight, are you?"

"Deserters? Well! Women, where can I find football?"

"Woman, there are two balls..."

Men are all masters of jokes!The topic was misled by Ibrahimovic, and everyone in the locker room talked about a dirty joke in full swing.

Xia Qi saw that his teammates were very enthusiastic about pornographic jokes, and he also had a few nasty jokes from later generations, but he was too thin-skinned to say anything, and felt uncomfortable.

The 15-year-old flower season is the season for falling in love, not the age for playing hooligans!I can't drive these old drivers.

Seeing his constipated expression, Figo sat beside him out of kindness and asked, "Riccardo, are you alright?"

"Me? Sure, Louis."

Although Figo heard Xia Qi say that he was fine, he still looked at Xia Qi carefully out of good intentions.

Looking at it, I found that Xia Qi's younger brother was trying to lift the bath towel up, but Xia Qi and others who were engrossed in listening to Vieira's story did not notice it.

"Ricardo, you? Haha, haha!"

It's good to be young, and you will respond to jokes.

Xia Qi followed Figo's gaze and looked down at himself, my God, what a big mushroom, it's so embarrassing!
Damn it, Quaresma!Sensitive body!

Shaggy rushed into the bathroom immediately.

behind, ha ha!Hahaha!
"Riccardo, what you need is not a cold shower, but a left-handed girl."

"Ricardo, the fat aunt who does the cleaning, I called for you, don't thank me, I like to help others."

"Riccardo, don't rush to wash it, I have a stronger one."

Vieira is very proud that his dirty jokes can make people react. He rarely teases people, and he can't help making fun of Xia Qi, let alone other people.

A 25-year-old body with exuberant hormones, a 15-year-old soul who is ignorant and curious about the opposite sex, and Xia Qi who has never prescribed meat, it is actually quite normal to react.

Everyone was making fun of Xia Qi, and the great savior Mourinho came in with a bottle of champagne.

"Where's Ricardo?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Mourinho was inexplicably laughed, the best player of the game will be awarded a bottle of champagne?

What's wrong?
I am so handsome, I am definitely not Benzema!

It's champagne!
Mourinho took a serious look at the champagne label, or should I change the bottle?
The expression of Mourinho checking the champagne made the players feel uncomfortable. Mourinho also saw that something was wrong with everyone. He decided to leave this strange place early without waiting for Shaqi to come out of the shower.

"Well, that Javier, Ricardo takes a shower, don't wait for him, you and I attend the press conference."

After closing the door of the locker room, there was even more laughter inside: "Javier, what's going on?"

In football, things about the locker room are not rumored.

"Head, they are happy for the lore."

Mourinho shrugged, I believe you a ghost!
Nine out of ten press conferences held by Magic Bird Mourinho are battlefields without gunpowder, and this time is no exception.

"Milan Herald" reporter: "All three goals in this game were scored by Quaresma. Do you specially create core tactics for your little fellow?"

As soon as I heard it, I knew that this was the media of the Holy Alliance, full of sourness + provocation + seeking trouble.

Mourinho: "The 11 people on the field are the core, everyone serves the tactics, not the tactics serve someone."

It's quite sensible, if you don't take the bait, let's add some more material.

"Milan Herald" reporter Yushi Kli: "You let Mario start, do you agree that he has the strength to start?"

There is a strong smell of a trap, but Mourinho is not afraid, not only is he not afraid, but he is brave enough to step into it. This is the magic bird with a flamboyant personality.

"Mario does have the ability to start." Mourinho knew that the reporter in front of him had bad intentions, but he was not afraid of provocation, and he directly affirmed that he was just going up front without avoiding the question.

"A half-hour starter?" Yu'er took the bait, and Xiaoxiao counterattacked.

"Don't you know that Mr. Balotelli is full of geniuses from the neck down? I thought he was a special case. Now that I listened to your question, I think you Italians may all have this problem!"

In the news hall, the media from other countries burst into laughter, especially the media from the Premier League who gloated at their misfortune. Seeing the pale face of the Italian media, they felt relieved. Happiness is indeed based on the pain of others.

Facing Mourinho's indiscriminate attack, Yushikli was even happier, and the fish bit the bait and added more food:

"If the referee didn't favor 3 minutes of stoppage time, then your first Serie A game would be a draw against an underdog. Don't you think it's because of your inappropriate tactics? If the great Mario is on the field, why rely on the referee's help?"

Yushikli opened his eyes and talked nonsense, and immediately blasted Mourinho. He began to hate the referee and the media. Under God, my mode is on...

"My tactical problem? If Mr. Balotelli hadn't been sleeping on the pitch, my tactics would have put us ahead rather than behind,
The referee takes care of?It is because of his care that my opponent is so presumptuous to murder another player's career. If he is an honest referee, he will at least give three red cards.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you can't see the truth clearly, I suggest you get a pair of glasses. Of course, maybe you don't need them. Those who pretend to sleep really don't need them.Serie A used to be called the Little World Cup, the 02 World Cup, I understand. "

It's very Mourinho to kill a boatload of people with a stick!
The other neutral Italian media and the Holy Alliance were shot to death together, and the firepower of the magic bird was always indiscriminate. Ushikli finally understood why Mourinho, who had a strong record, would be beaten by everyone in England.

Yushi Kli of the "Milan Herald" originally scolded his editor-in-chief for being wicked and bullying real people. Now after listening to Mourinho's speech, he seems to have a great reason for doing immoral things.

.........

Balotelli is just a fool and not mentally handicapped. The better Quaresma's performance is, the more stupid he looks.

When the big team walked out of the locker room with their bags, he naturally fell behind.

"Hi Mario!"

Balotelli, who was listless with his head down, suddenly saw another pair of feet that did not belong to him blocking the way, and he almost crashed into his arms.

Balotelli pushed it away angrily: "Go away, get out of the way, get."

It's so rude, and there is another reason for Wei Guangzheng.

Ushikley cursed inwardly: a vulgar nigger, but his face is full of hypocritical eight-tooth smiles.

"Mario, can I interrupt you for a few minutes?"

"I do not have time!"

"Mario, do you know that Milan fans like you very much?"

Yushikli asked very skillfully. He said that Milan did not mention AC Milan or Inter Milan. How could Balotelli distinguish the mystery inside?But he was not fooled either. He lowered his head and ignored the chirping sparrows at all.

He just short-circuits sometimes, and he is definitely not mentally handicapped. Based on his performance tonight, how many sports reporters can be good birds?Just ignore it.

Yushikli can only magnify his move: "The children in the Milan Orphanage like you very much."

Balotelli is not considered an orphan, but he grew up with his adoptive parents and was separated from his family. In Italy, where racial discrimination is more severe, he has no friends and is no different from an orphan.
He thought of how he couldn't form a small team on Halloween, and he was alone and couldn't get candy. He was so lost and lonely watching other children running in and out of one house in groups and laughing. How was he different from the children in the orphanage at that time?So stop.

Seeing that this trick is very effective, Yushikli felt no joy in his heart, but despised + hated himself from the bottom of his heart, but middle-aged men who have achieved nothing will always be polluted by life and forget their original intentions, and eventually live in a way they hate.

"The children of Elizabeth's nunnery like you very much, you are their idol."

Balotelli looked at Yushikli with surprise, pride and surprise. It turns out that he can also become the spiritual support of the children.

Yushikli hurriedly asked the photographer behind him to step forward and play a video that had been prepared in advance.

In the video, the children wore AC Milan jerseys, performed juggling skills, and then shouted at the screen: "Brother Mario, we like you, join us!"

The laughter and innocence of the children touched Balotelli, especially on a lost night that filled his heart.

"Do you like them?"

"of course."

"They like you too."

"Why are they wearing AC Milan jerseys?"

"Isn't the Milan Derby coming soon? You know, there will be a lot of bloodshed and brawls in the Derby every year."

"Isn't this the charm of Derby?"

"But the children don't understand the meaning of the derby, and the nuns won't tell them this. The children hope that this year's derby will not be bloody or fight. They are all your fans. They took off the Inter Milan jersey and put on the AC Milan jersey for peace. Although it is childish, it is cute, right?"

Balotelli nodded, convinced.

"Mario, would you like to play football with the kids?"

"of course."

Yushikli asked very skillfully. He didn't ask Balotelli if he would like to wear the AC Milan jersey, but asked Balotelli if he would like to form a team with the children. The children wore the AC Milan club jersey. Balotelli would hand over the AC Milan jersey if he wanted to.

Balotelli saw the children waving to him in the camera to invite him to join in playing football. Balotelli, who had a head full of holes, was surprised, proud and full of love, so how could he not take the bait.

Three times, five times and two times, he took off the jacket with the Inter Milan logo, put on the AC Milan jersey, pointed at his chest and shouted at the camera: "I love you, I would like to play football with you..."

"Mario, this is a game of swapping identities to promote peace, and now we are singing the AC Milan team anthem with the children..."

If you know the whole story, maybe you will also criticize Balotelli for being unfaithful to Inter Milan, but you will definitely not get angry. Children are angels, and any mistakes made for these angels can be forgiven.

But if you're like everyone else and only see the news that Balotelli hurriedly took off his Inter Milan jersey and put on an AC Milan jersey, singing the opponent's team song.

Coupled with the misleading headline below the news: Mourinho made a 10-minute substitution, golden boy Mario dressed up and sang the AC Milan team song.

May I ask which Nerazzurri would not be furious?

As for the truth,

Did Mourinho make a substitution in the first 10 minutes?Did Balotelli sing the AC Milan anthem?

Lawsuit disputes do not exist!Every sentence is true.It’s just that the orphanage wasn’t mentioned in the news, that’s because the news was too short and only lasted a few seconds.

"Milan Herald" is not afraid of the anger and retaliation from Inter Milan at all. It is not a one-way person, but the more angry the better, when the public opinion is one-sided, it will conduct a news investigation to broadcast the orphanage, and earn another reverse hot search. It is safe and secure.

Balotelli was treated coldly by Inter Milan. This was the result that Balotelli's agent Mino Raiola waited in Moratti's office for three hours with a complete video before he got a mutually acceptable result.

Raiola can get the complete videotape, not because the editor-in-chief of the "Milan Herald" has softened his heart, but because Rai is fat and exquisite, so it is very important for a player to choose an agent.

Moratti, who knows the truth, can forgive Balotelli, but he is still very angry with his brainless behavior. How can someone else explain the grievances and hatreds between Inter Milan, AC Milan and Juventus in Italy?
Active players wear the jerseys of their rivals. No matter how much Moratti treats Balotelli as his son, he can only be transferred to the second team first on the cusp.

This incident is an earthquake for Inter Milan. This is a pit dug by competitors for their own people, making people feel the same as their enemies.

Especially Shaqi, after all, he is not Quaresma who has a competitive relationship with Balotelli, but a little fan from Balotelli more than ten years later.

Shaggy helped Balotelli tidy up and gave Balotelli a big hug.

"Dude, don't be discouraged! The full video will be shown next week, people will like you again. Derby Milan, I will avenge you, we slap them with goals."

Mourinho found that the Serie A environment was worse than the Premier League. Instead of restraining himself, he was full of motivation. He began to attack AC Milan, Juventus, and the Holy League media two weeks in advance... and soon explained what a madman is.

"Some people got scared before the game started and started to make off-the-ball moves. Unfortunately, after this incident, Inter Milan's dressing room became more united.

I and Inter Milan will not sue the Herald because we like the way you hate us and treat us helplessly,
In this year's Milan Derby and Clasico, you will see a blue-black giant who is unstoppable. No matter how hard you try to harass my players, you can't stop us from moving towards victory. "

For the 269th time in the history of Serie A, the Milan Derby entered the war of words two weeks earlier than in previous years...

(End of this chapter)