fat man who can't play football

Chapter 90 North London Sniper
The Leeds boys naively thought that Dean would be even, and stepped up their defense in the ensuing defense.

But they were wrong, very wrong.Eye blindness can be cured, but heart blindness cannot be cured.

After Coady took down Potters forward Diouf in a big move, Dean showed his signature move "no-look yellow card" without hesitation.

The fat man finally understood the feelings of Mourinho, Wenger, and Ferguson, and he wished he could go up and beat Dean off the court.

Cody was very dissatisfied after getting the yellow card, so he went up to question Dean loudly.Cook worried that he was too excited and a second yellow card would only pull him away.

Dean's dramatic performance began. He pointed to his eyes and then nodded to Cody, "Be careful! I'm after you."

Fatty suddenly thought of Dean's classic card record in his previous life, issued 447 red cards in 100 enforcements, and was undoubtedly the number one card master in the Premier League.You must know that Atkinson, No.2, only released 58 copies.

Dean did not hesitate to issue yellow cards in his previous life. In his 19-year law enforcement career, he sent out a total of 1731 yellow cards, an average of 3.63 per game!
The fat man felt that Dean could be summed up in one word - blind and black.

Since then, the stadium has become the stage for Dean to perform.

Belotti scrambled for a position in the penalty area and was pulled down by Munessa, and Dean gently raised his hand. "Young man, stop pretending. I'm aware of it, you were acting just now!"

Fortunately, Belotti's English is not very good, otherwise he would have a big fight with Dean.

Anautovic was caught by Byram in the breakthrough and pushed out of the bottom line.

When the whistle blew, Byram was stunned!
"Don't pretend, young man. I know the details, how could you squeeze Anautovic with your small body, you must have pulled his jersey!"

Byram was about to step forward to argue!
"You don't need to talk!" Dean said, patting his pocket.

Poor Byram could only walk away aggrieved.

Fatty felt his blood pressure rising constantly on the sidelines, and the tendons on his temples were twitching.

The fat man finally understands that high blood pressure is often not due to obesity, but purely due to anger.

In an offensive and defensive transition, Cook was directly kicked to the supporting leg by Shaqiri behind him covertly, staggered a few steps and then fell down.

"Stand up, young man! I am aware of everything. If the other party really touches you, you will fall down the first time. Why do you take such a few steps? There is only one truth, you are acting!"

The fat man looked at Shaqiri's thick calves (Junior Sha has always been famous for his thick legs), and thought: Dean, why don't you try to get kicked instead?
Dean's increasingly blind performance made the grandma Newton in the stands unbearable. She shouted loudly: "Dean, your eyesight is not as good as that of an old lady in her 90s! Fuck!" Two middle fingers.

The old grandma yelled hoarsely, making the fat man not far away worried.Don't make the old lady sick.

In the first half, under the protection of Dean, the world's blindest, the two sides ended with a double duck egg.

In the Leeds United locker room at halftime, there were constant bangs and bangs.The fat man was afraid that the players would tear down the locker room.

I have to say a few words: "In fact, you played very well in the first half, but you were not treated fairly on the court."

"It's not your fault, really. No one can do anything about the referee. After all, Dean is really blind, the kind that can't be cured."

Originally, Fatty thought that the players would be able to laugh at him, but he was wrong.

The players stared at Fatty solemnly, seeming to think that what he said made sense.The fat man was deeply sad: his humorous bacteria is not enough.

"In the second half, you don't need to carry the burden on your back. You can play as you want. Be careful not to move too much."

The second half began, and the players obviously didn't listen much to Fatty's words.

Cook made a sliding tackle in the midfield, and Shaqiri flew out with the ball.

Like a shark smelling blood, Dean rushed to the scene of the incident and showed Cook the topaz God of War card.

The captain must take the lead in disobedience, and the fat man feels that there is no way to live this day.

"Lewis! Lewis!"

The fat man yelled twice, and Cook finally looked at him.The fat man pointed to his head, reminding him to keep calm.

Obviously this is useless, the anger of the players has been filled by Dean.

Zi Beibei also seized the opportunity to kick Cameron who knocked him down in the first half in the frontcourt press.

Cameron made an exaggerated bounce, and after falling to the ground, he screamed like a pig.

This is the acting skill that Dean appreciates. The North London sniper has another set of smooth movements, and the "no-look yellow card" bestows on Zi Beibei.

Fatty was completely speechless on the sidelines, and now he just wanted to know how many yellow cards Dean wanted to give Leeds United this game.Because of the regulations of the Premier League, if a team receives more than 6 yellow cards in a single game, the team will have to pay a fine of 25000 pounds.

Now the fat man feels that it doesn't matter whether he wins or not. He just wants to prevent Leeds players from being suspended in the next game, and it is best to pay less fines.

It felt like Zi Beibei was starting to fight against his opponent on the court, and the fat man didn't dare to keep putting him on the court.

In the 60th minute, the fat man replaced Zi Beibei with Tony and asked Hong Beibei to lean a little to the left.

Anautovic is at home in such a penalty environment.Because the Austrians are the best at provoking the opponent's anger on the court, and they are not afraid of big things.

Anau showed off his tricks brazenly in front of Byram, even if he couldn't pass you, he would disgust you to death.

Byram just watched the Austrian in front of him keep stopping and pulling the ball, and pushed himself vigorously when he turned his back.

The anger level finally exploded, and Byram swept down the Austrian with a whirlwind kick.

"Beep beep beep~~~~"

After a quick whistle, the fourth topaz God of War card was revealed.

The fat man was about to start scolding, but he didn't expect a series of high-pitched scolding voices behind him: "Mike Dean! You're a shit-stirring stick! I think you'd be dirty cleaning the toilet at home!"

Then there is a string of words that need to be silenced.

The fat man turned around and saw that Grandma Newton was stroking Dean while stroking her chest.

Think wretchedly: Good job!Ms. Newton, you said exactly what I wanted to say!I like you, but you still need to pay attention to your body.

In the 76th minute, the fat man replaced Byram, who was close to losing control, with Lirola.

The potter players gradually became angry because they were constantly kicked down.Van Ginkel and Afeilai were warned by Dean Topaz God of War card for major fouls.The situation on the field is becoming more and more explosive.

A more dramatic scene happened. In the 83rd minute, Cook made a tackle on Van Ginkel in the midfield, and it seemed that both the man and the ball had been kicked.

Dean, who has been on a tight whistle, accidentally missed the suspected foul. Perhaps he was not ready to send off the captain of the home team at Elland Road.

The ball just rolled to Hong Beibei's feet. He observed Tony's running position and kicked it straight.

Long-legged teacher Tony took a few strides, throwing away the defender beside him.

At the moment when Potters goalkeeper Butland abandoned the goal and leaned over to make a shovel, Mr. Tony showed the advantage of his long legs and poked the ball a little bit first.

Butland, who had fallen to the ground, could only watch helplessly as the ball rolled into the goal.

Leeds are lucky to lead 1-0!
Overwhelmed with excitement, Teacher Tony undresses to celebrate!
Leeds United's fifth yellow card followed!

Fatty was anxious on the sidelines, not knowing whether to be happy or to tear his hair.

The Potters quickly surrounded Dean and complained loudly that Cook had fouled just now, and the ball should not be counted.

But Dean still did not take the usual path, insisting that the goal was valid, and then gave Shaqiri, who argued the most fiercely, a yellow card.

(End of this chapter)