fat man who can't play football

Chapter 34 came to an abrupt end
After winning three consecutive league victories, Fatty happily gave everyone a day off.It was already late at night when Fatty returned to the apartment alone.

Suddenly he will have a rest day of his own, and an idea suddenly pops up in Fat Brother's mind.Then he gently opened the bank account belonging to Steve on the computer, and this alcoholic still had a lot of money left after the expenses of drinking and sex.

The fat brother carefully checked the number and the position of the decimal point, and there were more than [-] pounds in the account.Fatty's current annual salary is divided into ten months. After signing the contract, Leeds gave Fatty three months at once, a total of [-] pounds.

Counting to the east and ordering to the west, Fat Brother's halazi flowed down.I now have 16 pounds.

Fat Brother looked at these lovely numbers and suddenly thought of himself in his previous life.As an IT guy in Big BJ, he has exhausted all his energy to survive, but he has always had an invisible longing in his heart.

After the fat man watched "Snail House" in his previous life, he could never forget what Song Siming said: "This is not an ordinary jeep, this is a Land Rover! The special car for the British royal family, you think it is ugly, but I think it is The most beautiful car in the car. The man who drives the car is bloody. He wants to own a Land Rover. After staying in the city for a long time, he hopes that he can be like a wild horse with a mane floating in the wind. Growing up on the grassland. The land rover is a man's legs, the wind blowing in the air."

I didn't dare to think about it in my previous life, but now the fat brother wants to gallop in Yorkshire.Fat Brother then looked through Steve's memory vigilantly. Fortunately, the alcoholic had a driver's license.Suddenly another bold idea flashed into his mind, and the fat man walked to Xia Tian's door with wretched steps.I haven't been able to see her for several days, and the fat brother actually feels that he misses her.

Knocked lightly on the door.

After a while, Xia Tian in pajamas opened a door, "Uncle? What's the matter so late?"

"Xiamen, do you have something to do tomorrow?"

Xia Tian gave Fatty a very disgusted look, "Of course I'm going to work, tomorrow is only Thursday. Uncle, if you have something to say, tell me quickly. I'm going to suspect that I won't be able to get up tomorrow morning."

"You don't have to go to work tomorrow!"

"what?"

"No matter how much wages are deducted, I will compensate you." The fat man silently thought in his heart how good it feels to be rich.

"Uncle, are you kidding me? I'm going to be angry."

"No, I'm serious. Come and see the car with me tomorrow!"

"Me? I don't know much about cars, so what does this have to do with me? Uncle!"

"Of course it matters. You have to see what kind of car you drive to and from get off work, right?"

Xia Tian's impatient expression slowly turned into surprise, and then a little joy.

"Who wants you to send it, uncle. I'm going to sleep."

"Xiamen, I'm serious, you think about it again."

Before the fat man could continue talking, Xia Tian closed the door with a bang.Fatty is depressed, this is completely different from the plot he imagined in advance.Fat Brother put his ear close to the door obscenely, and there was no other sound.Fat Brother could only sigh lightly, then turned and walked towards his own room.

"Uncle, what if you send me off to be seen by my colleagues? How should I tell them. "

When the fat man heard these words, he was so happy that he wanted to take off on the spot. "Just say I'm your distant uncle."

"Fatty, take advantage of me! But you promised me."

"Do not worry."

"Good night, uncle."

"Good night."

Fatty hummed a ditty and swayed away from Xia Tian's hut.

That night, the fat man fell into a beautiful dream.

The next day, when Fatty was entering the happiest part of his dream, a sudden knock on the door stopped Fatty's dream abruptly.The fat man opened his eyes, and the sunlight had already poured in through the skylight in the bedroom.

The fat man opened the door with sleepy eyes.Xia Tian was already wearing a youthful and beautiful suspender skirt and stood in front of the door, "Uncle, why are you still sleeping? You won't forget what happened last night, right? I've finished my makeup."

Looking at the spring light leaking out from time to time in front of his eyes, the fat man became sober in an instant. "Xiamen, wait for me, I'm leaving right away." Immediately turned around and quickly started to wash, and then put on his only suit.Fat Brother was thinking whether he was going to a brand store after all, or whether he should dress formally so as not to be kicked out.

"Uncle, what kind of car do you want to buy?"

"You'll know in a while."

Fatty found the nearest Land Rover store on his mobile phone, and after making an appointment for a test drive, he took Xia Tian on the road of conquest.

Soon came to the cabin in North Yorkshire, Coniston Hall Manor - Land Rover's experience center.What caught the fat man's eyes was a triangular building, with rows of Land Rover neatly parked on one side.

The fat man was afraid that looking at these "horses" he would not be able to help but look like a pig.Fat Brother quickly and subtly decided to distract his attention by chatting with Xia Tian.

"Xiamen, what do you think of these cars?"

"Uncle, do you want to tell the truth?"

"of course."

"It's kind of ugly."

Fatty suddenly felt that this conversation sounded so familiar.The image of Song Siming appeared in his mind, and suddenly he said: "Just look at this car like this, you can't tell it's good, but when you get to the mountain road, you'll know it's good."

Xia Tian gave Fatty a complex facial expression, "Uncle, why do I feel that you look like a Land Rover salesman now."

"Little girl's film! Do you think which one is your favourite?"

"not yet."

"Then look again."

As they walked, the two stopped in front of a silver giant with a huge rear compartment, like a wild horse ready to go.Fatty and Xia Tian looked at each other in unison.

The fat man took a closer look at the introduction, and the "Mustang" in front of him was the fourth-generation Discovery 2013 3.0 SDV6 HSE version.

"Summer, why don't we try it?"

"Uh, okay."

After finishing the staff, the fat man took Xia Tian to gallop on the mountain road of the manor in the "Wild Horse".Sure enough, on the mountain road, the fat man felt the wonder of the Land Rover. The speed and passion that galloped up made people fascinated.

After crossing sections of rugged mountain roads and leaping over undulating hills, the fat man seemed to be in the clouds and fog.But the growing conviction is that this is how men want to feel.

While walking through the forest path, the fat man glanced at Xia Tian: "How do you feel?"

"very good."

After the test drive, the fat brother got the price of the "Mustang" from the staff: 41600 pounds.But there are some additional costs, the price of this baby on the road: 53957 pounds!
The fat man was a little bit pained when he saw the price, it was a full one-third of his net worth.But for his long-standing dream, Fat Brother gritted his teeth and admitted it.

In this way, the fat man drove Xia Tian through the streets and alleys of Yorkshire on a "Mustang".From time to time, Xia Tian screamed in Fat Brother's ear, and everything in front of him fascinated Fatty.

In this way, Fatty became Xia Tian's full-time driver and bodyguard. Fatty promised Xiao Xia that he would pick her up to and from get off work whenever he was free.

Of course, on Friday, on the way to send Xia Tian to the MAC beauty store for the first time, Fatty inevitably ran into Xia Tian's colleagues.

The excited female colleague felt that she had caught something, and exaggeratedly pointed to the car and asked, "Xiamen, who is that?"

"My uncle. (My uncle.)"

After talking about Xia Tian, ​​he smiled and looked at Fatty. Fatty was momentarily dazed when he saw this bright smile, but soon the corners of his mouth began to rise unconsciously.

When it was time to get off work, Fatty came as scheduled.After Xia Tian got into the car, he began to carefully look at Fatty.

"What's wrong? Xia Tian, ​​is there something on my face?"

"Uncle, I saw you wearing a trench coat and sunglasses to imitate the 'Matrix' celebration after scoring a goal, so silly."

The fat brother almost slammed on the brakes, "Little girl, what do you know? Hey, are you secretly following me?"

"No, I saw it by chance one day when I checked the news, and I felt a little nauseous at the time."

Fat Brother could only touch his nose in embarrassment. "Uncle, I want to thank you for sending me to and from get off work. Just let this girl transform your image in person, and I promise to blind them, and there will be no charge."

"Xiamen, can I refuse?"

"No, uncle!"

In this way, Xia Tian led the fat man to the optical shop, and the fat man was puzzled, "Wait, Xia Tian. Did we come to the wrong place? I'm not short-sighted."

"I'm here to make you throw away those old sunglasses."

After a while, a pair of black lensless glasses were placed on the fat man's nose. "Xiamen, does this match my temperament?"

"Uncle, your taste is too bad, I don't think you need to express your opinions in the next time, just listen to me quietly."

Soon the fat man was wearing a white Burberry shirt with a black tie and a sophisticated Dunhill suit.

Fatty just took a picture in front of the mirror, and he looked like a beast in clothes.

After Xia Tian looked up and down, he finally showed a satisfied smile.

"Uncle, that's it, go and pay the bill."

When the fat man saw the bill, he couldn't breathe.Turning his head to look at Xia Tian's eyes full of encouragement, Fat Brother felt that he was too difficult.

In the end, Fat Brother didn't know how he got back to the apartment. The only thing he remembered was that he heard the sound of his heart breaking when he swiped his card.

On October 10th, in the No.4 round of the British Championship, Leeds United played against Sheffield Wednesday at home.

Due to the recent consecutive victories, Leeds fans are full of expectations for this game.Die-hard fans headed by Owen came to Elland Road Stadium early to place cheering banners and posters on the Levi stands.

The newly dressed fat man was pleasantly surprised to find a large poster of himself in the stands. In the poster, he was dressed in the classic "Matrix" style after pulling up the windbreaker and wearing sunglasses.

The fat man just stared at it for a while, really ugly.The fat man decided to have a drink with Owen after the game, and asked him to make a poster to compare his new image.

The subsequent game ruined the recent good mood of Fatty and Leeds fans. The two sides scored a goalless draw 0-0, and the scene was dull and boring.

After the game, Fatty saw the listless disciples getting ready to cheer up, and he caught sight of Gollini out of the corner of his eye.

The expression on his face that obviously wanted to laugh but had to work hard to hold back was really annoying.

But what makes the fat man even more upset is that Leeds' winning streak came to an abrupt end.

(End of this chapter)