fat man who can't play football

Chapter 20 Expedition to Vicarage

Wood's deal was finalized very quickly. It seems that the director feels a lot more comfortable after seeing the large photo of the fat man. Leicester City can't wait to give this young man more opportunities to play.Wood came to the Leeds training center to report soon after the physical examination. After the meeting, the strong guy did not disappoint the fat guy.

The obvious muscle lines and undisguised pectoralis major made the fat man envious, and he inadvertently aimed at Wood's crotch.I imagined that if I had this figure, I would become a humanoid fungus harvester.

"Hey Chris, how does it feel to be here?"

Wood was a little surprised. The head coach was too enthusiastic about him, and the way he looked at him was terrible, and the place where his eyes stayed just now was also strange.

"I feel all right, boss."

"How is your physical condition now?" As he spoke, the fat man stepped forward and began to pinch Wood's biceps, tsk tsk, it's really strong.

Wood had goosebumps in an instant.Wood, who was about to cry, wondered why the boss acted like a gay, if he used force on himself, would the Lun family follow or not?Bah bah, what are you thinking, Chris, you have to decide.

"Uh, boss, I went through the full summer training with Leicester City and the tank is full."

"Not bad." The fat man showed his signature smile to Wood, but the fat man felt that the way Wood looked at him was a little erratic, and it could even be said that he was a little scared.Fat Brother happily thought whether he had exuded a domineering aura, and he was really a great genius to be able to frighten the newcomer Wood so quickly.

Fat Brother's smile became brighter, "Chris, go to training as soon as you get ready!"

"Okay, boss!" Wood heard this sentence as if he was amnesty, and he hurriedly walked away and instantly distanced himself from the fat man.

The fat man was still imagining the majestic image he had established, so he smacked his mouth.

Hearing the sound of the mouth, poor little Wood gave up walking and started running like a girl.

Fat Brother was puzzled, he was so majestic now, I don't know if it's good or bad.

In the next few days of training, the fat man found that Wood was training so hard that he didn't even dare to look directly at himself.Fat Brother was so embarrassed, he was almost convinced by himself.

On August 8, Leeds United will face Watford at the Vicarage Road Stadium in the fourth round of the English Championship.Watford is a team full of rock and roll temperament. The famous British singer Sir Elton John has an inseparable relationship with this team.

Sir Elton John has sold more than 3 million records worldwide. In 1994, he sang the theme song "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" for the famous animated film "The Lion King" and was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in the same year.

In 1975, Watford fell into the abyss and unfortunately fell into the English League D.At the time of crisis, Sir Elton John took over the mess. After taking over, he injected a lot of money into his beloved team, allowing Watford to continuously upgrade and entered the English League One for the first time in 1982.Due to various reasons, the old man left the team in 1987.

In 1997, the Jazz re-entered Watford and led the team to the Premier League for the first time in 1999.Watford's two top league experiences are inseparable from the hard work and dedication of the eternal honorary president.

This season, Watford did not disappoint the old Jazz. They played as exciting and sexy football as rock music. Under the leadership of the Serb Jokanovic, they won the first three rounds and scored 10 beautiful goals. goal.

Facing such an opponent, Fatty brought Wood, who had just arrived, into the expedition team.The fat man in the away game still chose me as the main player, and only replaced the injured Morrison with Wood in the starting lineup.

Watford coach Jokanovic chose a diamond-shaped midfielder 442 at home. Brazilian H. Gomes guarded the goal. The long man who once played for Tottenham responded well in front of the goal and often Can dedicate amazing saves.

The back four are J. Paredes, G. Tamas, J. Ekstrand and Czech international D. Pudil from right to left.

The diamond midfielder uses the defensive midfielder Medo, the double midfielder Andrews (K·Andrews), Tozer (D·Tozser) and the midfielder Forestieri (F·Forestieri).

The double striker is a headache for the fat man. The heavy tank Deeney (T·Deeney) is forward, and the other striker Videla is transferred from the Pozzo family from the sister team Udinese. Neither of them is a fuel-efficient lamp. .

Putting Wood in the starting lineup, although Fatty had already conceived it, but there is undoubtedly an element of gambling, when the players are preparing in the locker room.

The fat guy approached Wood again worriedly, and patted him on the back lightly: "Chris, don't worry, just let go of the kick."

Wood thought that the coach would finally be unable to hold himself back to this little cutie. He felt his entire back stiffen instantly, and his hairs began to stand on his head. He replied in a low voice, "Okay, boss."

Belotti, who was passing by, saw Wood's stiff body, and comforted him in English, which he was not fluent in: "Relax, buddy."

Wood gave him a smile uglier than crying.

Fatty watched all this and sighed softly in his heart. He couldn't blame Chris, but he could blame himself for being too majestic.

Fatty smelled danger from the very beginning of the game. Watford made a long pass from the backcourt directly to the penalty area of ​​Leeds. Deeney completely occupied the strength advantage in the matchup with Pierce, and Pierce behind him couldn't take off at all. Stopped the ball with his chest in the air.

Fortunately, the referee blew his whistle in time and called the attacking side a foul.It would be troublesome if Deeney got the ball.

The fat man immediately went to the sidelines and shouted loudly, telling the defenders to pay attention to the defense protection.Turning his head and looking at Ye Weitz, he saw a trace of worry in the same style as himself.Fatty felt that his sense of smell on the sidelines had become sharper now.

In the 17th minute, Watford left-back Pudil pressed forward and moved the ball to the front of the penalty area. Videla saw the ball and directly used his chest to Deeney. The ball just landed on Deeney's running on the route.

Because of this witty footwork, Pierce, who was defending Dini, was obviously stunned for a moment, and gave Dini enough time to adjust, only to see Bumblebee No. [-] make a horizontal call and kick directly to hit the goal.Fortunately, the goalkeeper Gollini was more focused, stood in the position ahead of time and hit the ball out of the penalty area with both hands.

The fat brother couldn't help feeling resentful when he saw this. Do all the Hornet players have such plump breasts?The chest is so stable in stopping and making the ball. Is it because the Serbs are giving them chest massages?
What happened 5 minutes later made the fat man want to slap himself.Dini leaned on Pierce again in the frontcourt, stopped Forestieri's pass directly with his chest, and turned around and volleyed before the ball landed.

With Pierce in the middle blocking Gollini's view, it was too late for the Italian to make a pouncing action when he saw the ball, and the ball crashed into the net.

1 to 0, Watford took the lead at home.

The Vicarage Road Stadium erupted into a tsunami of cheers instantly. After scoring the goal, Deeney rushed to his own fans, rolled up his sleeves, and showed his huge biceps to the fans.

The fat man felt that every scene that happened just now was slapping his face, what breasts, what massage, why did he think of these just now.

(End of this chapter)