Poor monk is awesome

Chapter 21 Three Daily Things

"Are you sure that if I become the new sage of Lingxuan, I can help my senior brother change his fate?" Jiu Jie asked in disbelief.

Seeing that Jiu Jie showed a sign of consent, the old man hurriedly said

"Can what the old man said be true?"

"Hey, you don't know how much I, a senior, have paid for you as a junior. Let's not talk about the far ones, but let's talk about the near ones. The old man knew early on that you were going to have problems with the Buddha and Demon Dao Foundation, so he didn't say anything I just helped you get everything done, and by the way, helped you catch a Zixu Delusion Beast, and trained you a pair of Zixu Delusion Eyes. By the way, the old man also met a very sensible young man who helped you Got a bunch of treasures..." The old man seemed to have opened up his chatter box again, and his voice echoed in the entire sea of ​​consciousness space, and it seemed that even the chants of the two Buddha statues were much quieter.

"That...Senior, you have said so much, what exactly do you want to say?" Jiu Jie interrupted the old man with a black line, and continued to talk about things he did for himself that he had no idea about.

The old man also seemed to feel that he had said too much, so he pretended to cough twice.

"Ahem... The old man has done so much for you, shouldn't you repay him well?"

"How to repay?"

"I want you……"

"Wow, senior, Jiu Jie likes women and small ones, you are both a man and an old man, why don't you just kill me!" Jiu Jie suddenly felt his body tense up and his scalp went numb.

"Join my Lingxuan Four Sacred Sect!" The old man gritted his teeth and said the second half of the sentence. From the old man's voice, it seemed that he was about to blow his beard and stare.

"Oh, senior, why don't you speak faster, besides, haven't I already agreed?" Jiu Jie heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that he had encountered an old pervert.

"What? Did you agree?" the old man asked in surprise.

"Didn't you say you could save Senior Brother Jiukong? Why didn't you agree?" Jiujie raised a finger and said, "But I have one condition."

"Oh, dear apprentice, tell me, what do you want, as a teacher, I will give you what you want, and if you don't come, I will grab it for you, hahahahaha" The old man said that there are no conditions for Jiujie. He cared, but looked very happy instead, and laughed heartily.Haha, that's why I look like a disciple of the Four Sacred Sects. You can't suffer no matter what you do.

"Okay, I only promise you that you will stop drinking and eating meat after I enter your Four Sacred Gates." Jiu Jie's expression was as painful as losing a piece of meat, as if he had made some difficult decision "But my little wife still wants to married."

"..." The old man was speechless, and then scolded, "Damn, why does the old man want to beat you, a worthless guy, so much?"

"Ah... Is that okay too? Then I won't marry for now, and I'll marry after I save Senior Brother Jiukong." Seeing that the old man was angry, Jiujie said with an ugly face.

"Marry, who the hell won't let you marry? You kid, don't you think the Four Sacred Gates are a temple for monks?" The old man yelled angrily.

"Really?" Jiujie was overjoyed. "Great, then can I...can I drink and eat meat?"

"Of course, what kind of man is he if he doesn't drink, and you eat grass if he doesn't eat meat?" The old man seemed to understand the thoughts of this fledgling young monk. In his eyes, all sects, like Wanfa Temple, cannot drink and eat meat to marry their wives. ah!Then there was no need for me to coax him like an old grandson in such a low voice before!The old man seemed to have changed his mind again.

"Grass has been eaten in the temple! It's just spiritual grass." Jiu Jie muttered in a low voice.

"Hey, good apprentice." The old man suddenly smirked, "I have given you a task as a teacher. After you complete it, you can marry a wife whenever you want, as many as you want, and you promise After that, I will tell you how to form the third Dao Dan."

"Uh, it's enough for a young daughter-in-law to marry one. What kind of mission do you think?" Jiu Jie said with a blushing face, both shy and happy after hearing the old man's words.

"Hahaha, it's very simple, there are three conditions." The old man seemed to be unable to hold back any longer. "As for me, old man, I will wait for you in the imperial city. From now on until you go to the imperial city, I want you to do three thing."

"Master, do you live in the imperial city?" Jiu Jie began to call Master, but secretly added "second" in front of it in his heart, "don't say three things, thirty are fine." Marrying a young daughter-in-law and saving the senior brother are ready to go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire.

"Hahahaha, it doesn't need to be so much, you listen carefully." The old man seemed very happy when he heard Jiu Jie call him master for the first time, but there was still a wicked meaning in his laughter.

"The first thing is that you have to give me [-] catties of wine every day, you can only have more or less."

"Ah! Drinking thirty catties is so much?" Jiu Jie was startled.

"Why, don't you like drinking?"

"like."

"Then drink, the master said."

"Oh!"

"The second thing is that you still have to eat [-] catties of meat every day, so you can only have more or less."

"My stomach will hold up."

"Can't you digest it with luck? You will have to eat meat when you cultivate the Taoist demon body in the future. Thirty catties are just for you to practice your mouth in advance. Don't interrupt, just listen to the master's words obediently."

"Oh……"

"The third thing is that on your way to the imperial city, as long as there is a brothel, you have to go in and stay for one night. You can stay longer if you want." The old man's voice was full of dissatisfaction. An evil smile with good intentions, is there anything more fun than letting a young monk go to a brothel every day?

"That...Master..." Jiu Jie questioned.

"Huh? Is there any problem?" The old man thought that Jiu Jie would not agree.

"Where is that brothel?" Jiu Jie asked confusedly, "I don't know where to find it."

"Oh, hahahaha, this, hahahaha, the old man told you that the brothel is... hahahaha... uh... cough cough cough" The old man seemed to find it very funny, and he coughed from laughter before finishing a sentence.

"Uh, master, is the brothel a place for telling jokes? Why are you so happy?" Jiu Jie was speechless.

"Haha, yes, that's right, the brothel is a place for telling jokes, which is both interesting and fun. The old man stayed there every day when he was young." The old man could hardly hold back anymore.

"Really?" Jiujie felt that this task was so good that he asked himself to listen to jokes every day, and asked quickly, "Where should the disciple go to find brothels?"

"When you go to a place, you can find any man on the road and you will know, but remember not to ask women." The old man said forcefully.

"Why can't you ask women, don't women go to brothels to listen to jokes?" Jiu Jie asked doubtfully.

"Uh... the jokes told there are only men like to hear, and women will not be happy when they hear it." The old man thought in his heart that this apprentice was really silly and cute.

"Is it so strange? Alright, I remember, Master." Jiu Jie nodded half-understanding.

"So you promised me these three things?" The old man asked specifically.

"Well, I agreed." Jiu Jie felt that these three things were not difficult, wasn't it just drinking and eating meat and listening to jokes?

"You swear." The old man was still worried, as if he was afraid that Jiujie would quit in the future.

"Uh... Do you still have to swear on this matter?" Jiu Jie felt that this cheap master was making a fuss out of a molehill.

"Stop talking nonsense, the master said that if you want it, you can swear it on your future little daughter-in-law.

"Uh...how did you swear?" Jiu Jie's head was full of black lines.

"I'll read it to the old man."

"Oh."

"I, Jiujie! Bah, change my name. My surname is Zhang. From today onwards, your surname and mine will be called... Zhang Xiaojiu! Hehe, the name Xiaojiu sounds more pleasant to the ear, and it is better than your eight-precepts and nine-precepts." The monk's name is much stronger."

"........."

"Did you hear?"

"heard it……"

"What's your name?"

"Zhang Xiaojiu..." Jiu Jie thought to himself, how could there be multiple names for multiple masters?
"That's right. Come on, continue to read as a teacher." The old man was very pleased.

"I, Zhang Xiaojiu."

"I'm Zhang Xiaojiu."

"Here I make an oath that I will guarantee to complete the three things my master told me every day."

"Here I make an oath that every day... no, master, what if I happen to have no alcohol or meat on me and stay in a place without the brothel you mentioned?" Jiu Jie asked in doubt.

"Damn it, there's a lot of wine and meat in the ring I snatched for you from the master outside. It's enough for you to eat and drink for a few years. If it doesn't work, there are a lot of gold and silver treasures in it. You can buy a mountain of wine and meat when you go buy it. , In addition, the third rule depends on the situation, but if you stay in a place with a brothel, you must go, understand? If you don’t know it, ask for directions, do you know?” The old man said helplessly.

"Oh, I see." Jiu Jie nodded.

"Come on, let's continue." The old man continued to recite the oath with Jiu Jie.

"Here I make an oath that I will guarantee to strictly complete the task according to the three things my master said, until I reach the imperial city."

"Here I make an oath that I will guarantee to strictly complete the task according to the three things my master said, until I reach the imperial city."

"If there is a violation, then I, Zhang Xiaojiu, will never be able to marry my little daughter-in-law."

"If there is...uh, master, why do I feel weird, why can't I marry a young wife if I don't drink, eat meat and go shopping in brothels?"

"Don't be long-winded, listen to the master and read." The old man will not let the little monk give up halfway.

"Oh, if there is a violation, then I, Zhang Xiaojiu, will never be able to marry a little daughter-in-law." Jiujie said it obediently, but he said silently in his heart, God, my real name is Jiujie, even if I really violate it, you have to Let me marry my little daughter-in-law.

(End of this chapter)