Poor monk is awesome

Chapter 1 The Lazy Monk

"Jiujie, it's morning class."

"Tell the master that I'm sick."

"Jiujie, it's time to eat."

"Oh, the monks won't die if they miss a meal or two. Don't disturb my sleep."

"Jiu Jie, you can't go on like this." Jiu Kong looked helplessly at Jiu Jie who was sleeping on the bed wrapped in a quilt.

"Oh..." Jiu Jie slowly moved out of the quilt.

With his eyes still squinting, he put one hand on Jiukong's shoulder, and sat up as if he had exhausted all his strength.

"Nine...empty...ah...."

"Call me brother"

"Okay... yes... nine... empty..."

"Why do you look like you are going to die? Didn't you just clean the temple?" Jiu Kong picked up the monk's robe that was thrown on the ground and threw it on Jiu Jie's head. Just ignore it, let the monk's robe cover his head, (won't you pull it with your hands?) Jiukong was speechless.

"Jiu...empty...ah..." Jiu Jie's lazy voice came out from the monk's robe, and it also brought a little echo effect...

"Stop, Jiujie, if you talk like this again, I will call the master." Jiukong was a little crazy.

"Jiu Kong," Jiu Jie opened his eyes a little wider.

"The poor monk is suffering, the poor monk is hurting all over, the poor monk feels that he is about to die,

After the poor monk went to the west to see the Buddha, he must ask him to bless you and the master,
You know, we entered the temple together since we were young, you and the master are the best to me, just let me lie down for a while. "

"Jiu Jie, Junior Brother" Jiu Kong was about to cry
This guy always used this rhetoric every time, and he died without dying.

Another time he pretended to be dead and lay down for seven days with the turtle breath technique, which made him sad for a long time, but when he was about to be buried, he got up again, so scared that he almost slapped him on the forehead with a shovel.

Looking at Jiujie, Jiukong stretched out his hand to help him pull off the monk robe on his head, revealing that fair and delicate face, and said earnestly.

"You and I entered the temple in the same year. Now we are both 16 years old. You said that we grew up together since childhood, and the master treated us very well.

But there are rules in Wanfa Temple, there are two months to test the cultivation level, if you don’t reach the alchemy state, you will be expelled from the sect.”

Jiu Kong sat down and looked at Jiu Jie, hesitated for a while and asked a question that he had doubted for a long time

"Jiujie, tell me honestly, is there something you are hiding from me and the master? You were never like this before."

Jiu Jie rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said with a smile
"Jiu Kong, you know that I have been lazy since I was a child."

"Really, you have been lazy since you were a child and you get up in the middle of the night to practice. Every time others practice, you can only persist for one hour, but you persist for three hours.

When we first started washing the marrow, we took the Zongmen’s foundation-building elixir for two full years before we succeeded in entraining qi and building the foundation, but you succeeded in one year.
ah?You tell me, what happened to you?
Are you still the former genius Jiujie, or the junior I admire?Do you know that you have been in a state of confusion these past few years? "

When Jiu Kong said that he was excited, he stood up from the bed again.
"Since you established your foundation, you have stopped practicing. You have been lazy and slept all day long, and you have not even gone to lectures.
Why is it that everyone has formed alchemy now, even me, the idiot brother you call all day, succeeded, and you are still in the initial stage of foundation building, do you really want to be kicked out of the master?Why on earth!younger brother. "

Looking at the senior brother who was a little out of control, Jiu Jie squeezed out a wry smile.

"Brother, I'm really stupid. Didn't I tell you that after the foundation building is successful, no matter how I practice, I won't be able to absorb spiritual energy, and I don't want to.

Didn’t the master say that all living beings have their destiny? When I went down the mountain with the master, I saw all the living beings in the world, and saw their joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys. It's my life.Amitabha. "

After finishing speaking, Jiu Jie clasped his palms together and started to meditate.

"I don't believe it, don't I understand you yet? Jiujie, brother, I beg you. Tell me if you have any difficulties. Master and I will help you solve them. If you are kicked out of the temple, you will have no cultivation resources. You You will die! Jiujie, don't die!"

Jiukong even started to cry while talking.

Jiu Jie still closed his eyes and meditated, as if everything had nothing to do with him, but the corners of his mouth were twitching slightly.

This senior brother of mine is so good at it, damn it, he even stirred up feelings, but no matter what you say today, Buddha, I must hurry out of this ruined temple, and no one can persuade me.

Jiukong was sad for a while, looked at Jiujie who closed his eyes indifferently, sighed, wiped his eyes with his sleeve, turned around and opened the door to leave Jiujie's room.

Jiu Jie was still meditating with his eyes closed, but his ears started to move non-stop, and he heard Jiu Kong's footsteps getting farther and farther away, until he was sure that there was no more sound outside.

Jiujie jumped up from the bed all at once, and closed the door that Jiukong had opened.

Then he lay on the ground again, pouted his buttocks and reached out to fish out a package from under the bed.

She got up happily and sat on the bed, opened the package and saw that there were several pieces of jerky and a big gourd, one of which was more than half eaten.

"Haha, no one will bother Buddha now."

Jiujie impatiently picked up the big gourd, opened the stopper and took a full mouthful, "Oh, good wine, good wine."

Jiu Jie grabbed another piece of jerky and chewed it.

"Cool~"

Jiujie lay down, crossed his legs, took a sip of wine and meat, and hummed a ditty happily.

Thinking that he was about to leave this temple, no longer bound by the rules and regulations, and thinking of the beautiful and colorful world outside, the corners of Jiu Jie's mouth could not help but twitch.

"I don't lack any alchemy, any cultivation resources, Master Buddha, but Master Buddha will be the number one master." Jiu Jie muttered while chewing the meat.

Why does Jiujie think so?

It all starts with the time when Jiujie and his master Master Jingyuan went down the mountain together.

Jiujie has seen the colorful world outside, even though the master told him that everything outside is just passing by for monks.

But Jiu Jie didn't think so, he was originally restless, compared with the outside world, Jiu Jie suddenly felt that he was too miserable before, he was almost in prison.

In his eyes, Wanfa Temple became a cage to imprison him, so he had the idea of ​​escaping from the temple.

But Jiujie was a little hesitant at the time, not because Wanfa Temple was the place where he grew up, Jiujie felt reluctant to part with anything, but because he was entangled in whether he could continue to practice after leaving Wanfa Temple.

He knew the advantages of Wanfa Temple compared to the outside world.

Wanfa Temple is one of the strongest forces in this world, at least among all the forces known to Jiujie.

The other two strongest are the official royal family, that is, the imperial court that rules the people, and the other is a sect called Taiji Palace.

The introductory disciples of Wanfa Temple are all geniuses, and there is even a unique elixir of the sect, which can help the disciples directly cross the stage of refining Qi.

Almost all the disciples of Wanfa Temple succeeded in building their foundations before they were ten years old.

Apart from the royal family and Taiji Palace, such a situation is almost impossible in the eyes of other outside forces.

It takes at least 20 years for geniuses from the outside world to start from the beginning of practice to build a foundation, and some people even stay in the stage of refining Qi for the rest of their lives.

Being able to practice spiritual practice means having the opportunity to live forever.

As far as refining qi is concerned, those who can successfully refine qi, wash the marrow and cut the pulse will live no less than 150 years, and will never get sick like ordinary people in their lifetime.

Those who can successfully build a foundation will directly increase their lifespan to 500 years, can enter the bigu realm without eating or drinking, and can maintain their own needs only by relying on the aura of heaven and earth, which is even more unimaginable for ordinary people.

As for the alchemy stage, once the alchemy is successful, it will be able to resist the constraints of the earth, soar in the sky and the earth, and its lifespan will span a thousand years, and there will be many realms after that.

In a word, the stronger the cultivation, the better and longer the life will be.

Jiujie wants to have a colorful world, but he can't do without such a strong sect. Without Wanfa Temple, who will give him the skills to practice?Who gave me the resources to practice?Alas, entangled.

However, it is also due to Jiujie's great luck. On the way back to the mountain with his master, he met a down-and-out young man in strange clothes and was hunted down. The hundreds of people who chased him were all cultivators, and there were even a few Nascent Souls among them. Expect.

Master Jingyuan, the master of Jiujie, has already reached the mysterious state of distraction, and Jingyuan stops the pursuer.

But it seemed that there was something in that young man that these people coveted. Jing Yuan revealed the identity of Wanfa Temple, and those people still wanted to do something, trying to kill people to silence them.

Jingyuan clasped his hands together, sang the Buddha's name, and started to subdue all those people, abolished their cultivation, and threw them on the side of the road, thinking that God has the virtue of good life, and by the way, he left some dry food for those half-dead people.

Then the master and apprentice walked together with the downcast young man. The young man said "three grams of oil" hoarsely to express his gratitude, which once made Jiu Jie mistakenly think that he was from the Northern Territory.

But then the young man spoke Mandarin again, and the master and apprentice thought he was a strange young man, and they planned to part ways after the young man got better.

But who knew, on the second day when the three of them walked together, the young man suddenly raised his head in pain and yelled while walking on the road, then covered his head with a distorted face and spurted out a mouthful of blood, and fell down straight and lifeless.

Both the master and the apprentice were taken aback. After checking, they couldn't find out the reason, but the young man was already dead.

Jing Yuan sighed, clasped his hands together, and Jiu Jie, who was beside him, also recited scriptures with his master to save this young man.

After the transcendence, the master meditated at the side, and Jiu Jie listened to the master's order to carry the young man's body on his back to find a place to bury him.

After finding a good place, because Jiujie is a practitioner, he dug a big pit with ease, put the young man's body into the pit, and began to bury him.

After a large grave was raised on the ground, Jiu Jie patted the dirt on his hands, went to find a big tree, broke the trunk with his palm, turned his fingers into swords, and quickly made a wooden tombstone. There are five big characters in the letter "Tomb of Yuan Jianian".

After placing the tombstone, Jiu Jie clasped his hands together

"Amitabha, the original benefactor, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, rest in peace."

However, at this moment, the graves that had just been piled up unexpectedly glowed with colorful lights.

what's the situation?Glowing from the grave?

Jiujie was so frightened that his legs trembled, and he chanted Amitabha Buddha madly, thinking that he had cheated the corpse (by the way, as a cultivator, you are afraid of cheating the corpse, don't you feel ashamed? Hey?).

Jiujie wanted to run, but found that he couldn't move his whole body, he couldn't even make a sound, he could only watch helplessly as the light glowed from the grave, and what was even more frightening was that the light gradually gathered into a ball of light on the grave

Jiu Jie stared at the colorful ball of light with wide eyes, getting bigger and bigger. After it changed from the size of a fist to the size of a skull, the grave no longer glowed.

And the ball of light jumped directly from the grave to Jiu Jie, why did you use the word jump?
Because Jiu Jie hadn't reacted yet, the ball of light entered his body, and then Jiu Jie rolled his eyes and fainted.

Dimly, Jiu Jie seemed to hear the voice of a middle-aged man in his mind.

"Find a new host."

"Ghost City Administrator System Reactivated"

"Cultivation system reactivated"

"Confirm that the previous master has disappeared from the current world."

"Qualification binding"

"Bind successfully"

"System information instilling..."

"The indoctrination was successful..."

"Automatic cultivation starts..."

"The storage space is open..."

"Detect that the owner's cultivation is insufficient, and the cave is closed."

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Jiu Jie also received some memories of that young man in this voice after sentence. That strange young man seemed to come from a place called Earth.

From his memory, Jiujie has seen big steel birds that can fly and big iron boxes that can move. The world of young people calls them airplanes and cars.

I also understood that the phrase "three grams of oil" that the young man said meant thank you.

He also learned that it was a cultivator family surnamed Lei who hunted down the young man.

The young man has been taken in by that family since he came to this world, but the performance of the young man surprised the people of that family and even became greedy in the end.

That young man changed from an ordinary person to a cultivator in just three months, his cultivation base increased rapidly day by day, he built his foundation in three days, and within half a month he ushered in the Golden Core Thunder Tribulation.

And what shocked the Lei family even more was that this young man named Yuan Jianian actually had a lot of pills, and he took pills one after another like eating jelly beans during the tribulation.

Finally, three months later, when Yuan Jianian, under the guardianship of the Lei family, was about to cross the catastrophe and break through the realm of the Yuanying's touch, the Patriarch of the Lei family and several elders of the Taishang violently attacked.

Meanwhile, Yuan Jianian, who was born in Yuanying Dzogchen, was seriously injured in a surprise attack, and was shot with a nearly transparent needle by the Patriarch of the Lei family.

But even so, Yuan Jianian was able to kill him from the Lei family.

Shocked and greedy, the Lei family mobilized almost all the cultivators of the family and launched a pursuit that lasted more than ten days.

Every time this Yuan Jianian ran, he still took out food and wine from somewhere to replenish his physical and spiritual strength while running, killing and killing along the way, Yuan Jianian was actually alive all the time...

After that, it was the encounter with the Master and Disciple of the Nine Precepts.

Jiu Jie looked at all this as if his soul was floating, and judged in his heart that it should be the transparent needle that killed Yuan Jianian.

It's just that the Lei family should have wanted to catch people alive before, so they didn't manipulate the small needles to attack.

Afterwards, the Lei family was abolished by master Jing Yuan, Xiaozhen lost the spiritual power to control after one day and one night, and Yuan Jianian died.

Thinking about it, it was his master Jing Yuan who indirectly killed this young man. If the master knew about it, how would he feel?
Jiu Jie was thinking wildly, and his thoughts gradually became chaotic...

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When Jiujie opened his eyes and woke up, he found that he had returned to the temple and was lying on his bed.

His cheap senior brother Jiu Kong was looking at him worriedly.

But these are all secondary. Jiujie found that there was a huge storage space in his body, and the space was divided into two layers.

The upper floor turned out to be a huge palace, with many servant-like people working, logging, mining, and making meat.

There were also two handsome boys, a man and a woman, who seemed to feel the visitation of Jiu Jie, and bowed towards Jiu Jie in the void to salute.

There are many pills and some wine and meat floating in the next layer of space.

According to Yuan Jianian's memory, Jiu Jie can recognize those pills, such as body pills, blood evil pills, Fengxing pills, etc., which can strengthen the physique of a cultivator.

There are also a lot of pills such as Zhuji Pill, Jin Yuan Pill, Yuan Ying Pill, and Out of Aperture Pill, which can help people increase the rate of crossing the catastrophe, and even succeed in crossing the catastrophe [-]%.

In addition to this, there are some strange spiritual wines.

A big green wine gourd contains a kind of spiritual wine called Drunken Spring Breeze.

Another big yellow gourd contains a kind of spirit wine called Zuixianniang.

There are much more green wine gourds than yellow ones.

Jiujie is yearning for wine.

What made Jiujie even more ecstatic was that there was an auto-rotating aura vortex in his dantian.

There is a large amount of spiritual energy stored inside, but it has no effect on the Nine Precepts.

Jiu Jie could clearly know that the spiritual energy content in the spiritual energy cyclone was constantly increasing.

According to Yuan Jianian's memory, this cyclone can increase forever. It seems to exist in the dantian, but in fact it is in another space, and the owner can obtain this source of aura forever.

Jiujie felt the speed of the increase of spiritual energy, which was thousands of times faster than his own cultivation speed.

[-]% crossing the catastrophe
Automatically accumulate spiritual energy, and when the spiritual energy is sufficient, the cultivation level will be improved instantly

Various baby potions
This is a super baby, the system is really powerful!
The word "system" was also obtained by Jiujie from Yuan Jianian's memory, so it should be the baby's name.

What's even more unbelievable is that this treasure in his body actually has a Qi Ling (Jiu Jie's subjective conclusion) who claims to be the administrator of the ghost city, and if he wants to sign a final contract with him, he actually asks Jiu Jie to help him work and send it back to its original state. world.

Jiujie was not happy at that time, you dared to negotiate conditions with Buddha, according to the operation process in your mind, blocked the ghost city administrator from the game permissions, and your mind suddenly became quiet.

The aura cyclone in the dantian was still spinning.

Jiu Jie tried to absorb it, and instantly found that his cultivation had soared from the early stage of foundation establishment to the Dzogchen in the early stage of foundation establishment. As long as he is willing, he can be promoted at any time.

"Wow haha." Jiu Jie on the bed suddenly laughed out loud, startling Jiu Kong beside him...

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Since then, Jiujie has been planning to leave the temple.

Escaping is definitely not an option, Wanfa Temple is merciless to defecting disciples, ranging from abolishing their cultivation base to abolishing their cultivation, or directly executing them to death.

So Jiujie focused on another way out: Those who failed to form alchemy at the age of 16 were expelled from the temple.

So from then on, Jiu Jie stopped practicing, and he just waited for the final test of the disciples in the monastery, waiting to be expelled from the sect.

Dreaming every day is the beautiful life after I go out to the colorful world.

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"Hey!" Jiujie, holding the wine gourd and pieces of meat in his hand, couldn't help laughing, looking forward to it!

(At this moment, on Earth, China, a college student who had been missing for three full months was found by the police, and he lived a seemingly normal life as before. No one knew what happened during the past three months of his disappearance. What……)
　I originally planned to interact with a game I was playing in this book, but many functions of that game have not been developed, so I changed some system settings on the basis of the game according to my own ideas, and because of this I put too much emphasis on the description of the old cat in the early stage of the system, and the description in the first two chapters is a bit cumbersome.

　　PS: I don’t want to change the first few chapters at the moment, because although I don’t feel good about myself, they will have some effect on the development of the later plot. In short, after a few chapters, my writing style will gradually stabilize, and the climax of the plot will follow one after another.

　　In addition, this book is not a stallion novel, and the young monk will only have one Taoist companion. Book lovers who like to read stallion novels may be disappointed, but this book will definitely have other things that attract you, let's wait and see.

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