Konoha God-level role swap system

Chapter 70 Old Iron, I've Been Under a Lot of Pressure Recently

Ji Laiya was a little timid at first when facing the woman he loved, but after a few drinks, he immediately began to speak freely.

Tsunade knew that this stupid big man had just secretly helped her pay the gambling money, so he also echoed at this moment, and asked Jilai if he had found the legendary son of prophecy.

Jilai also sighed and shook his head, but then he said with confidence: "But, I will definitely find it."

"Then come on."

Tsunade clinked a glass and drank it all down. His chic style was like a female man, and the well-behaved Shizune hurriedly added more wine. At this time, Tsunade seemed to have noticed Itachi, so he looked over and said, "Child from the Uchiha family, do you want to drink?" Have a drink?"

Drinking is a mistake, and itachi is not greedy for drinking.

"I'm still a kid and I can't drink."

On the surface, Itachi pretended to be a baby voice, but secretly turned on the system secretly, and quickly used the laboratory radar to scan, and locked Jiraiya and Tsunade, with a matching rate of 49%
'Holy shit, why is it so low? '

This is not scientific!
Itachi waited for a while, and used different postures to lock the two people, and used different attempts.

But I have to say that the matching rate of psychic beasts is very high, not only the Thanos cat, but also the ham sausage porpoise. Its matching rate is 57% with Jirai, 61% with Tsunade, and 73% with Shiute %, and what is even more frightening is that the matching rate with Thanos is as high as 98%——

It's too exaggerated, this is the highest pair since Itachi used the system's random matching rate.

However, neither of the two psychic beasts was the target of the mission, so itachi would naturally not swap the two of them in a boring role.

……

When Itachi locked Jiraiya as the target ① and Tsunade as the target ② again, miraculously, the two reached 59% from 63%. Itachi analyzed with his clever brain, and it turns out that the matching rate is not fixed.

And the influence condition for the two of them outside at the moment should be drinking.

In this special period, Jiraiya and Tsunade, both in their 40s and [-]s, talk more and drink more and more, and the matching rate gradually increases.

Itachi waited for a while so that the role swap would go smoothly.

At the same time, he opened the system [Points Mall].

"Jiraiya and Tsunade are both Sannin in the legend. At present, it is no more difficult for them to crush me than to crush an ant. When the roles are switched, there is indeed a feeling of being a father who controls other people's lives, and they can be interchanged." After that, there was a lot of trouble, which made people extremely headache. '

'Is it necessary to exchange the loan for the 1000-point [mentally retarded halo]? '

Then the cost of this task is too high, which is really a headache.

Even if the level is raised by a small step, you can draw a lottery for free, but after thinking about it, this is still a loss-making business!
It's really difficult to complete the task, just like doing business, it's too difficult for me!Dude, I've been under a lot of pressure recently!
[New system props are online! 】

The system is now online.

'what the hell?There are new props? '

This system is too messy, from [Forget the Grass] to [Lack of Roots], and then [Mentally Disabled Halo], what is it this time?
[New props [Don't care about the details capsule], this capsule is colorless and odorless, it melts in water, even the top medical ninjas can't detect it.Indications: Suspiciousness, diseases that pay too much attention to details, function refers to the aura of lack of roots and mental retardation. 】

[500 points per capsule, the price is fair, and the efficacy is super powerful. 】

"..."

Itachi was also drunk.

Fortunately, only he can hear the system prompt, otherwise others will definitely regard him as a monster.

Itachi sorted out his thoughts, and he probably understood the reason why this [Don't Care About the Details Capsule] was released from the factory.

100 points for lack of tendon, which belongs to low-level external use. Although the person concerned may not notice it because of the lack of tendon, outsiders can notice it, and there are still great flaws.And if you use it too much, it will definitely arouse suspicion. The second time Kakashi saw Kushina put it on, he showed some doubts.

Fortunately, this thing will disappear automatically when the wear rate reaches 100%, and it can be done without leaving any evidence.

The halo of mental retardation is a high-level item, which can be used in the void and is almost perfect, but the price is too high, one is higher than the points rewarded for completing a task, and it needs 1000 points.

The new [Don't Care About Details Capsule] is obviously more humane, 500 points, and colorless and odorless, even top medical ninjas won't notice it, which clearly shows that even top medical ninjas like Tsunade are not aware of it. will see.

But the method of use is a bit troublesome.

To sum up, 100 points belong to external use, 500 points are taken internally, and 1000 points are the most awesome, directly void.

Sure enough, you get what you pay for, true! !

……

Itachi didn't feel emotional for a long time, Tsunade suddenly stretched his waist and asked Shizune. "How much wine is left? Let's break up after drinking this bottle. When it gets dark, we all go back to rest."

Jing Yin looked at it and replied: "There is still some left, just enough to pour two glasses."

"Okay, fill it up."

Although Jiraiya was a little bit reluctant, hesitated to speak, and looked like he was licking a dog, he still didn't say anything in the end.

For him, being able to be separated from his beloved woman for such a long time today, and meet again for a drink, is already very satisfying, and Tsunade usually doesn't pay much attention to him.

"Let me do it!"

Itachi knew that if he missed this opportunity, he might not have it again.

After all, 【Don’t Care About the Details Capsule】needs to be taken internally, which is a bit troublesome. Jiraiya and Tsunade are both Naruto-level ninjas. It is very difficult for them to take it internally without doubting it.

"You are a child, what kind of wine do you want to pour?"

Tsunade-sama was a little dissatisfied. "I will do it myself."

However, Itachi snatched it up and said, "I just saw a flying insect landed in it, the wine is not clean, I'll change it."

"If it's not clean, don't drink it."

Tsunade-sama is also more relaxed.

However, Jiraiya still wanted to spend more time with the goddess. "Didn't you say it's okay to have another drink? This Uchiha Itachi is very smart and well-behaved. The third Hokage teacher and my apprentice Namikaze Minato all spoke highly of him. He wants to pour us wine, so please satisfy him. "

"Oh?"

Only then did Tsunade take a closer look at Itachi. "There are not many children who can be praised by our teachers."

……

In order to put on a good show, Itachi couldn't put the medicine in front of Jiraiya and Tsunade, isn't that courting death?When he went to the boss to change a bottle, he secretly borrowed 500 points, plus what he owed before, a total of 1700 points had been loaned.

But this is already very cheap. You must know that if you use [Mental Disability Halo], one is obviously not enough. If you need at least two, then you have to borrow another 2 points, and the cost is really too high.

If you use the new prop [Don’t Care About the Details Capsule], you can save 1500 points, which is very cost-effective.

In a place where no one was around, Itachi put the medicine similar to amoxicillin capsules into it, and it really melted in water, and it was colorless and odorless.

'Hehehe, I don't know what interesting things will happen after Jiraiya and Tsunade-sama switch their personalities for a while, but I hope it won't cause too much trouble. '

Otherwise, this ass is not easy to wipe!

well!All in all, Itachi is really hard on me, old iron, I'm under a lot of pressure recently!

(End of this chapter)