No way, this kid's funeral is full of bosses
Chapter 59
Chapter 59
After the green-robed judge accepted the treasure, suspicion suddenly flew across Lu Bulaji's face, he looked Chen Shou up and down, and asked, "This is wrong, how could you have such a treasure? 500 million years ago, didn't you already lose your godhead? With the current environmental conditions of your Water Blue Planet, how could you possibly refine this level of Foundation Establishment Pill? Moreover, you have not refined such a good treasure. Use it yourself, but come here to honor me? Something is wrong, something is wrong with you."
Chen Shou always thought that the green-robed judge was a greedy, ignorant, and heartless little character. Unexpectedly, this little character suddenly became more thoughtful, so he laughed and said, "You don't care about this. Anyway, I will What you have to do is a major event that is related to the life and death of the Ten Thousand Realms Continent. You helped me today, and your benefits will be indispensable in the future."
"This"
The green-robed judge lowered his eyes in thought, hesitating for a long time.I don't know what it's thinking.I saw it nodding and shaking its head from time to time.At a certain moment, it suddenly raised its head, stared at Chen Shou's face that looked extremely unscrupulous, and said solemnly: "Although I don't know what kind of tricks you are playing, but we have been friends for so many years, and this time you gave me such a gift. Alright baby, I'll make an exception to give you this face and let you join the queue again."
As the saying goes, money can make a ghost run the mill.
Ordinary undead can be dismissed with only a little money.
But for a boss of the level of the green-robed judge, just a little money is really not enough to make it tempted.
Chen Shou knew about green-robed judges, so before coming here, he asked Zhang Xia for a lot of treasures.
In Zhang Xia's portable world, there are a lot of treasures stored.
A mere Foundation Establishment Pill and a bottle of Foundation Establishment Essence Liquid are really insignificant.
Finally got the queue jumping quota, Chen Shou and the green-robed judge exchanged a few words before returning to the eight companions.
Lin Shiyan asked: "Second brother, what did you tell that judge, how can you jump the queue so easily?"
Chen Shou smiled without saying a word, looked around, and saw two familiar faces among the more than 3000 undead queuing up to fight.
Li Cuiyu, and Ou Yingzi.
The dates of death of the two of them are clearly far apart, yet at this moment, they are actually standing together.
Moreover, the two of them are also queuing up to fight.
When Chen Shou saw the two of them, the two of them also saw Chen Shou.
However, the two of them were just ordinary undead, and because they were afraid of the yang energy on Chen Shou's body, they didn't dare to approach Chen Shou at all.
The two of them could only look at Chen Shou from a distance.
From the eyes of the two of them, it can be seen that they can't understand that Chen Shou has died a long time ago, and Chen Shou has clearly appeared on the square of the undead, but why is there such a heavy weight on Chen Shou? Yang Qi?
Just when the two sides were in complicated moods, the green-robed judge suddenly raised the loudspeaker on the table and let out a deep voice: "In this group's lip-smacking arena, Jiang Shuang, who jumped to his death 98 days ago, will play against Jiang Shuang, who died in an accident 96 days ago because of catching rape." Liu Xiaoshen. The winner is: Jiang Shuang, who jumped to his death 98 days ago! Congratulations to Jiang Shuang, who has obtained the qualification certificate for skipping the queue! You can go directly to the judge in Qingshan for review, identity verification, and enter the nether world!"
The green-robed judge's voice trailed off, and the undead in red high-heeled shoes was the first to walk down from the ring.Then, enter a special passage and go straight to the high platform where the green shirt judge is.
And the undead wearing Pikachu slippers was thrown into the army of undead who were honestly queuing up by two undead with higher status.
Waiting for the fate of the Pikachu slipper undead is not only a long queuing career, but may even fail to enter the Netherworld within a limited time, resulting in losing the qualification to enter the Netherworld.
Because, every 180 days, the burial aura on the body of the undead will dissipate, leaving nothing behind.
Immediately afterwards, the green-robed judge yelled again: "The next group, Shi Lezhi, the Yangjian brother from Shuilanxing, will face Li Dahammer, the undead who died in a car accident 57 days ago! Please choose your ring event!"
"The ring event? Xiao Chen, what are the events here? How should I choose?" Shi Lezhi was already very nervous. When he heard that he was going to be the first to go on stage, Shi Lezhi was so anxious that he almost jumped up, grabbing Chen Shou's hand with both hands. The arm, that look, really looks like a little daughter-in-law who has been wronged by the sky.
And why Shi Lezhi was the first of the 9 to take the stage, it was actually Chen Shou's deliberate arrangement.
Chen Shou had expected Shi Lezhi's reaction at this moment.
In order to ease Shi Lezhi's nervousness, Chen Shou walked up behind Shi Lezhi, kicked Shi Lezhi's ass, and directly kicked Shi Lezhi onto the 3-meter-high ring.
When Shi Lezhi stood on the ring, Li Dahui, the undead who died in a car accident 57 days ago, also stood on the ring.
Moreover, Li Dachui had already selected the ring events before he entered the ring, "grinding his lips".
The so-called lip-smacking is like the previous group, talking non-stop until one party can't continue.
But before that, both mouths need to be sewn shut.
When Li Dahui chose the project, he saw a high-status undead in red clothes, standing in the center of the ring with a needle and thread in his hand.
Next, as long as Shi Lezhi agrees to this project, the undead in red will immediately sew up their mouths.
Shi Lezhi stood on the ring, his forehead was covered with cold sweat.He glared at Chen Shou angrily, but he didn't dare to look at the faces of the undead in red and Li Dahammer.
When Shi Lezhi noticed the needle and thread in the hands of the undead in red, and remembered what Chen Shou said just now, his legs trembled with fright.
At this moment, Chen Shou looked at the undead in red, raised his hand and said, "Can I help him choose?"
When the undead in red found that Chen Shou could look at the undead, surprise flashed across his eyes, and the corner of his mouth smiled slightly: "If he agrees, of course there is no problem."
After finishing speaking, the undead in red looked at Shi Lezhi and asked, "Young man from Yangjian, do you agree to let your companion choose for you? If you agree, you can nod, if you don't agree, you can shake your head."
Shi Lezhi didn't know what projects were here, so he just nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Seeing this, the undead in red smiled softly on his face, turned his gaze back to Chen Shou, and said softly: "Since your companion has no objection, then you can choose."
Chen Shou clasped his fists to the undead in red and said, "Then let's fight in close quarters. My friend is not good at smooth talk, but in terms of fighting, his strength is quite good."
Hearing this, the undead in red nodded and said, "Okay, since the two sides disagree, let's decide by guessing. Rock, paper, scissors, whoever wins, it's up to whoever wins."
"Okay, no problem!" Shi Lezhi gave Chen Shou a thumbs up with his right hand, and wiped the cold sweat off his face with his left hand.
But at this time, Li Dahammer said in a difficult way: "I'm sorry, when I was in a car accident before, my fingers were broken. Rock paper scissors, I can't get out scissors, and I can't get out of paper."
The red-clothed undead said helplessly: "There is no other way. According to our rules, if the two sides disagree, it is decided by guessing fists. Since you can't guess, then you don't need to guess fists, and just fight in close quarters."
【Ask for a collection, ask for a recommendation ticket! 】
[Happy weekend, ironies! 】
(End of this chapter)
After the green-robed judge accepted the treasure, suspicion suddenly flew across Lu Bulaji's face, he looked Chen Shou up and down, and asked, "This is wrong, how could you have such a treasure? 500 million years ago, didn't you already lose your godhead? With the current environmental conditions of your Water Blue Planet, how could you possibly refine this level of Foundation Establishment Pill? Moreover, you have not refined such a good treasure. Use it yourself, but come here to honor me? Something is wrong, something is wrong with you."
Chen Shou always thought that the green-robed judge was a greedy, ignorant, and heartless little character. Unexpectedly, this little character suddenly became more thoughtful, so he laughed and said, "You don't care about this. Anyway, I will What you have to do is a major event that is related to the life and death of the Ten Thousand Realms Continent. You helped me today, and your benefits will be indispensable in the future."
"This"
The green-robed judge lowered his eyes in thought, hesitating for a long time.I don't know what it's thinking.I saw it nodding and shaking its head from time to time.At a certain moment, it suddenly raised its head, stared at Chen Shou's face that looked extremely unscrupulous, and said solemnly: "Although I don't know what kind of tricks you are playing, but we have been friends for so many years, and this time you gave me such a gift. Alright baby, I'll make an exception to give you this face and let you join the queue again."
As the saying goes, money can make a ghost run the mill.
Ordinary undead can be dismissed with only a little money.
But for a boss of the level of the green-robed judge, just a little money is really not enough to make it tempted.
Chen Shou knew about green-robed judges, so before coming here, he asked Zhang Xia for a lot of treasures.
In Zhang Xia's portable world, there are a lot of treasures stored.
A mere Foundation Establishment Pill and a bottle of Foundation Establishment Essence Liquid are really insignificant.
Finally got the queue jumping quota, Chen Shou and the green-robed judge exchanged a few words before returning to the eight companions.
Lin Shiyan asked: "Second brother, what did you tell that judge, how can you jump the queue so easily?"
Chen Shou smiled without saying a word, looked around, and saw two familiar faces among the more than 3000 undead queuing up to fight.
Li Cuiyu, and Ou Yingzi.
The dates of death of the two of them are clearly far apart, yet at this moment, they are actually standing together.
Moreover, the two of them are also queuing up to fight.
When Chen Shou saw the two of them, the two of them also saw Chen Shou.
However, the two of them were just ordinary undead, and because they were afraid of the yang energy on Chen Shou's body, they didn't dare to approach Chen Shou at all.
The two of them could only look at Chen Shou from a distance.
From the eyes of the two of them, it can be seen that they can't understand that Chen Shou has died a long time ago, and Chen Shou has clearly appeared on the square of the undead, but why is there such a heavy weight on Chen Shou? Yang Qi?
Just when the two sides were in complicated moods, the green-robed judge suddenly raised the loudspeaker on the table and let out a deep voice: "In this group's lip-smacking arena, Jiang Shuang, who jumped to his death 98 days ago, will play against Jiang Shuang, who died in an accident 96 days ago because of catching rape." Liu Xiaoshen. The winner is: Jiang Shuang, who jumped to his death 98 days ago! Congratulations to Jiang Shuang, who has obtained the qualification certificate for skipping the queue! You can go directly to the judge in Qingshan for review, identity verification, and enter the nether world!"
The green-robed judge's voice trailed off, and the undead in red high-heeled shoes was the first to walk down from the ring.Then, enter a special passage and go straight to the high platform where the green shirt judge is.
And the undead wearing Pikachu slippers was thrown into the army of undead who were honestly queuing up by two undead with higher status.
Waiting for the fate of the Pikachu slipper undead is not only a long queuing career, but may even fail to enter the Netherworld within a limited time, resulting in losing the qualification to enter the Netherworld.
Because, every 180 days, the burial aura on the body of the undead will dissipate, leaving nothing behind.
Immediately afterwards, the green-robed judge yelled again: "The next group, Shi Lezhi, the Yangjian brother from Shuilanxing, will face Li Dahammer, the undead who died in a car accident 57 days ago! Please choose your ring event!"
"The ring event? Xiao Chen, what are the events here? How should I choose?" Shi Lezhi was already very nervous. When he heard that he was going to be the first to go on stage, Shi Lezhi was so anxious that he almost jumped up, grabbing Chen Shou's hand with both hands. The arm, that look, really looks like a little daughter-in-law who has been wronged by the sky.
And why Shi Lezhi was the first of the 9 to take the stage, it was actually Chen Shou's deliberate arrangement.
Chen Shou had expected Shi Lezhi's reaction at this moment.
In order to ease Shi Lezhi's nervousness, Chen Shou walked up behind Shi Lezhi, kicked Shi Lezhi's ass, and directly kicked Shi Lezhi onto the 3-meter-high ring.
When Shi Lezhi stood on the ring, Li Dahui, the undead who died in a car accident 57 days ago, also stood on the ring.
Moreover, Li Dachui had already selected the ring events before he entered the ring, "grinding his lips".
The so-called lip-smacking is like the previous group, talking non-stop until one party can't continue.
But before that, both mouths need to be sewn shut.
When Li Dahui chose the project, he saw a high-status undead in red clothes, standing in the center of the ring with a needle and thread in his hand.
Next, as long as Shi Lezhi agrees to this project, the undead in red will immediately sew up their mouths.
Shi Lezhi stood on the ring, his forehead was covered with cold sweat.He glared at Chen Shou angrily, but he didn't dare to look at the faces of the undead in red and Li Dahammer.
When Shi Lezhi noticed the needle and thread in the hands of the undead in red, and remembered what Chen Shou said just now, his legs trembled with fright.
At this moment, Chen Shou looked at the undead in red, raised his hand and said, "Can I help him choose?"
When the undead in red found that Chen Shou could look at the undead, surprise flashed across his eyes, and the corner of his mouth smiled slightly: "If he agrees, of course there is no problem."
After finishing speaking, the undead in red looked at Shi Lezhi and asked, "Young man from Yangjian, do you agree to let your companion choose for you? If you agree, you can nod, if you don't agree, you can shake your head."
Shi Lezhi didn't know what projects were here, so he just nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Seeing this, the undead in red smiled softly on his face, turned his gaze back to Chen Shou, and said softly: "Since your companion has no objection, then you can choose."
Chen Shou clasped his fists to the undead in red and said, "Then let's fight in close quarters. My friend is not good at smooth talk, but in terms of fighting, his strength is quite good."
Hearing this, the undead in red nodded and said, "Okay, since the two sides disagree, let's decide by guessing. Rock, paper, scissors, whoever wins, it's up to whoever wins."
"Okay, no problem!" Shi Lezhi gave Chen Shou a thumbs up with his right hand, and wiped the cold sweat off his face with his left hand.
But at this time, Li Dahammer said in a difficult way: "I'm sorry, when I was in a car accident before, my fingers were broken. Rock paper scissors, I can't get out scissors, and I can't get out of paper."
The red-clothed undead said helplessly: "There is no other way. According to our rules, if the two sides disagree, it is decided by guessing fists. Since you can't guess, then you don't need to guess fists, and just fight in close quarters."
【Ask for a collection, ask for a recommendation ticket! 】
[Happy weekend, ironies! 】
(End of this chapter)
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