No way, this kid's funeral is full of bosses

Chapter 1 5 yuan, let your funeral have a mysterious past
Chen Shoucai is 28 years old, and leukemia will take his young life in three days.

However, no one around him believed that he was sick.

"Stop making up stories to deceive people. How could you have this kind of disease at such a young age and a former sports student?"

His mother scolded him on the phone, then hung up angrily.

Perhaps, the mother felt that he wanted to use the excuse of being sick to ask for money from the housekeeper?
Ha ha!

In fact, since Chen Shou was 15 years old, he has never spent a penny from his family!

"If you have leukemia, I still have leukemia. You will die in three days. After three days, you should die and show me."

The only elder brother is also like this, he doesn't believe what Chen Shou said at all.

"Want to know why they don't believe you?"

Suddenly, Chen Shou received a text message on his cell phone which had been silent for a long time.

"why?"

Chen Shou glanced at the strange number, "1344444****", and had no idea who it was.

However, this question seemed to be his own voice, so he chose to reply immediately.

"Because they are powerless, in fact, they have already seen it."

"Yes, how do you know, who are you?"

Chen Shou had known for a long time that he would not live long. Regarding death, he had always been calm in his heart.

Since three years ago, he has not lived with his family.

He came to the magic capital alone.

In this magical city, he completed the last journey of his life.

For three years, he deliberately alienated his family members, did not answer their calls, and did not take the initiative to contact them.

Seeing that the flame of life was about to burn out, this time, he finally called his family to inform them.After all, they are the closest people to Chen Shou in his life.

Happily, their attitude turned out to be bad.

Presumably, they were already very disappointed with Chen Shou.

Judging from this situation, no one would be sad if he died.

His purpose has been achieved!
But when he heard the indifferent voices of his mother and brother, he actually felt a little desolate in his heart.

Could it be that they are really indifferent to the fact that they have leukemia?
"I'm Zhang Xia from the funeral company. Why did you forget me so quickly? Two years ago, you bought a funeral service from our company."

"Zhang Xia?"

Chen Shou was startled, his back felt chills, it really happened.

For Zhang Xia, Chen Shou can be said to be very impressed.

One summer two years ago, the sun was scorching and the temperature was at least 35 degrees. He was fishing by the river, and he was accosted by a young woman in a black padded jacket, who said that he could tailor a suit for Chen Shou if he gave her 5 yuan. Set of extraordinary funeral services.

At the funeral, there will be [-] big men who drive unlicensed red flag cars, all wearing black suits, black sunglasses, and black umbrellas, supporting the scene for Chen Shou's funeral. Those who came to the funeral felt that Chen Shou's identity must not be simple.

At that time, he felt that this woman was mentally ill, not to mention wearing so much in summer, and talking crazy, so he just ignored her.

Then the woman introduced herself, saying that her name was Zhang Xia, she was from the funeral company, and if Chen Shou had no money, he could issue an IOU.

In order to send her away, Chen Shou agreed to the IOU, since he was dying anyway, so the IOU was just for fun.

After Zhang Xia took the IOU and left, he realized that although Zhang Xia was wearing a heavy padded jacket, there was not a single drop of sweat on her face, and her face was terribly pale. When she approached, even The surrounding air has become much colder.

This feeling is a bit like a dead body.

"Remember, you still have three days to deal with the posthumous matters, including choosing a cemetery and inviting guests to the funeral."

"That is to say, is this true?"

There was a buzzing in Chen Shou's mind. He originally thought that the existence of this woman was just an illusion, but unexpectedly, before he died, this woman appeared again.

"Wait a moment, the first item of this service is to install the system for you."

【The system is loading, please wait a moment.】

【Loading 10%, please wait】

【Loading 20%, please wait】

【Loading 50%, please wait】

This mechanical electronic synthesis sound kept coming from Chen Shou's mind.

"The system service is also real, isn't it? It's so amazing? It's only 2018, and technology is so advanced?"

Chen Shou was in a trance for a while, and even suspected that he was dreaming.

【Loading 90%, please wait】

[Loading 100%, loading successful]

【The system is completing the soul binding, please wait a moment.】

"Of course it is true. After the system completes the soul binding, you can open the system mall, buy funeral props in the mall, choose, or change more funeral services."

"Can it be replaced?"

Chen Shou was dubious, thinking that he might be insane because of fear of death, but at the same time he was really looking forward to all this being true.

[The system is bound successfully, if you want to open the system interface, you only need to move your mind]

"Then, open it and have a look?"

With a thought, Chen Shou saw a blue fluorescent operation interface appear in front of him.

[Tip: Do you need a novice guide?]

"I don't need it."

This looks similar to a mobile game. Skip the novice guide and you can see that there is a mall entrance in the system.

Open the mall interface, and there are a variety of products in it, all of which are clearly priced.

However, the currency needed to buy goods is not money, but points.

"What are the points? How did you get them?" Chen Shou was full of doubts.

The system sensed Chen Shou's doubts, and immediately popped up an introduction. The points in this system can be used to exchange for special items in the system mall, which are obtained through consumption behaviors at the funeral company.

One yuan = 10 points.

Two years ago, Chen Shou spent 50 points at the funeral company, so the current point balance is [-] points.

"How much is 50 points? It shouldn't be too much."

Chen Shou glanced at the commodity price.

Ordinary coffins need to consume 2000 points.

Ordinary wreaths need to consume 1000 points.

Advanced coffins need to consume 20000 points.

Advanced wreaths need to consume 10000 points.

Pull down, there is a special coffin at the bottom, the name is "Ghost Black Coffin", and the price is 50 points.

In other words, if you buy this Nether Black Coffin, the points in the system will be cleared directly.

What is the origin of this ghostly black coffin, it is so expensive, do you have an introduction?
Have!
The intro text is displayed below the item.

The Nether Black Coffin is a divine coffin that can lead to the Netherworld and directly to the other side of the underworld. With this coffin, you can freely choose the time, place, and parental identity of your birth in the next life, and you can retain the memory of your previous life and gain supernatural power.

Of course, you can also choose not to reincarnate, and live in the dark black coffin with your soul body.

"This"

Why do you feel so supernatural?

"How is it, Mr. Chen, are you satisfied with this system?" Zhang Xia sent a text message.

"Satisfaction is satisfaction, but why do I think it's not reliable."

Chen Shou suspected that he was dreaming, so he pinched his thigh.

The intense pain and bruises on his legs made him understand that this was not a dream.

Ding Dong!

Suddenly, my father called and said sternly: "I heard from your mother that you got leukemia and she was so scared that she cried all the time. If it is true, come back and treat me quickly. If it is false, see if I don't interrupt you." legs!"

"dad"

Hearing his father's stern voice, Chen Shou felt mixed feelings.

He suddenly realized that he had made a mistake!

Because of family affection, it will not disappear because of three years of neglect.

Although the family has little money, and although their parents always act like misers, as if spending a dime on them would cost them their lives, when they heard that Chen Shou had leukemia, they would try their best to sell the iron. The method is to cure Chen Shou.

"Dad, dad, get out of here!"

Father is a serious person, usually showing a majestic posture, but the voice at this moment is full of tears.

"No, Dad, come to my funeral in three days."

【Ask for a collection, ask for a recommendation ticket! 】

(End of this chapter)