Best Amateur Soccer Player
Chapter 164 Jiang Li
Chapter 164 Jiang Li
"This brother! Hey! This brother! Don't be distracted! If you are distracted, who am I to fool!"
"Oh! Oh? Excuse me! I was thinking about something just now."
"It's okay! Let's continue talking about the topic just now! Little brother, since you were born rich and honored, do you want to become famous and soar into the sky?"
"Of course I want to! I dream about it! Then I would like to ask the Great Immortal, what should I do?"
"This is easy to handle! This little brother! I saw that you are a straightforward person! You give me 50 yuan first, and let me test your birthday."
"50 dollars?"
Hearing this, Zhang Hongfei couldn't help frowning, and thought to himself, "Isn't this too little? Is the birthday horoscope of my majestic Zhang family eldest son worth 50 yuan?"
Seeing Zhang Hongfei's displeasure, Daxian immediately changed his tune, "Little brother, the price can still be negotiated!"
Hearing this, Zhang Hongfei's face relaxed slightly.
"50 yuan may be too expensive for you, in fact... 20 yuan is also fine! But since you and I hit it off, I will give you another 20 yuan Get a discount! Only 10 yuan! As long as you give me 10 yuan, I will help you look at your birthday horoscope!"
"hehe......"
Zhang Hongfei's face, which had just improved, turned dark again in an instant.
Zhang Hongfei thought, "It's over! This is not as good as before!"
Daxian always paid attention to his words and expressions, and when he saw Zhang Hongfei's face darken again, he felt bad!
"Little brother! In fact, it is fate that you and I met today! Then I will show kindness today, and I will take a look for you for free! Come on, tell me your birthday! "
"..."
Zhang Hongfei randomly made up a birthday horoscope and handed it to Daxian.
With his right hand, Daxian began to pinch his fingers to make calculations, strategizing, and calculating.
After a while, Daxian slapped his thigh suddenly and exclaimed, "So that's how it is! Wonderful! Wonderful!"
"Daxian, what's the matter?"
"Little brother! Your birthday horoscope is really great! It's perfect! You need five elements, you have five elements, you need luck, and you have luck! You will be rich and powerful all your life, and you will have no friends!"
"Huh, huh? That's pretty cool!"
"Little brother, since your life is so good, why don't I help you figure out other things? Don't worry! I won't cheat you!"
"Oh?"
"For marriage, 100 yuan! For career, 200 yuan! For health, 300 yuan! If you count all three, you can get a discount, 500 yuan all inclusive!"
At this time, Daxian finally revealed his true colors.
Zhang Hongfei didn't refuse, and directly took out 500 yuan.
"I have to count!"
"Okay! Okay! This little brother is happy! Come, come, let me help you do the math!"
Daxian's face was flushed, and he began to pinch his fingers to calculate again.
I saw the master kept nodding and muttering from time to time, "One gets one, two gets four, March 21 Women's Day, March 25 64, May [-] Labor Day, May [-] [-], August [-] [-], National Day [-]." Festival......"
This time, Daxian took a longer time, at least he looked a little bit, rather than fooling around.
"Little brother, I'm done!"
"Oh? How did it turn out?"
"Marriage, not bad! Career, not bad! Health...that's a bit of a problem!"
"Oh? What's the problem?"
"Because your life is so good, you clashed with the heavens and attracted the jealousy of the heavens! So your health may be a little..."
Daxian got stuck here on purpose, waiting for Zhang Hongfei to answer.
But Zhang Hongfei didn't intend to speak at all, just sat there stupidly, looking at Daxian expectantly, as if waiting for Daxian to continue speaking.
Daxian had no choice but to cough twice, then took a big gulp of boiled water and continued to perform.
"Actually, you don't have to worry too much, because I have a way to help you through several catastrophes in your life!"
After Daxian finished speaking, he kept winking at Zhang Hongfei, hoping that Zhang Hongfei would express something.
"Daxian, if you have a way, just say it!"
"That...of course there is a solution! But...you know that heavenly secrets are generally not to be leaked. If I casually leak heavenly secrets to you, I will definitely be punished by heaven!"
"Then forget it!"
"Don't! How can you forget it? How can you be so unprincipled?"
"Then what should I do?"
"You should take the initiative to ask me how to crack it! Yes! How to crack it!"
"The way to crack?"
"That's right! But every secret has a chance, and that chance is the way to crack it!"
Zhang Hongfei laughed to himself when he heard Daxian's misty talk.
"Then tell me how to crack it!"
"Didn't I just say that? Heaven's secrets are not to be leaked at will!"
"Then why are you telling me so much?"
"The secrets of the sky should not be leaked. This sentence is actually not very accurate."
"Then how is it accurate?"
"To be precise, it should be that the secrets of heaven should not be leaked easily!"
"Oh?"
"As long as... that is in place, the secret is no longer a secret, and can be leaked at will."
"what is that?"
Daxian's right hand made a skillful gesture of counting money, "Of course it's filial piety!"
"Aha!!! How can Daxian be so vulgar?"
"This has nothing to do with vulgarity! I'm just a mortal, but I know a little more secrets than ordinary people."
"I see!"
"Exactly! That's why I need to eat too!"
"Then how much do you need?"
"1000 and [-] are not too little, and [-] is not too much! After all, this is a matter of life and death, the more the better!"
"Then Daxian, I don't know if you have counted for yourself? How is your life?"
"As the saying goes, doctors can't heal themselves, and we have rules in fortune-telling, so we can't calculate our own destiny! Hey..."
"Oh? That's such a pity!"
"Little brother, I've said so much, you should express it!"
"But I don't know, whether you are right or not!"
"Ah?! You...you should give me some at least, and then see if I'm right."
"I'll give you money?"
"Yup!"
"Give you the money... I'll be fooled!"
"Tricked? No! No! I never lied to you!"
"Okay! I knew what you were from the very beginning! Stop pretending to be innocent in front of me!"
"No no no!!! You have wronged me! I am really a descendant of Jiang Jing, the 'magic fortune teller'! My name is Jiang Li!"
(End of this chapter)
"This brother! Hey! This brother! Don't be distracted! If you are distracted, who am I to fool!"
"Oh! Oh? Excuse me! I was thinking about something just now."
"It's okay! Let's continue talking about the topic just now! Little brother, since you were born rich and honored, do you want to become famous and soar into the sky?"
"Of course I want to! I dream about it! Then I would like to ask the Great Immortal, what should I do?"
"This is easy to handle! This little brother! I saw that you are a straightforward person! You give me 50 yuan first, and let me test your birthday."
"50 dollars?"
Hearing this, Zhang Hongfei couldn't help frowning, and thought to himself, "Isn't this too little? Is the birthday horoscope of my majestic Zhang family eldest son worth 50 yuan?"
Seeing Zhang Hongfei's displeasure, Daxian immediately changed his tune, "Little brother, the price can still be negotiated!"
Hearing this, Zhang Hongfei's face relaxed slightly.
"50 yuan may be too expensive for you, in fact... 20 yuan is also fine! But since you and I hit it off, I will give you another 20 yuan Get a discount! Only 10 yuan! As long as you give me 10 yuan, I will help you look at your birthday horoscope!"
"hehe......"
Zhang Hongfei's face, which had just improved, turned dark again in an instant.
Zhang Hongfei thought, "It's over! This is not as good as before!"
Daxian always paid attention to his words and expressions, and when he saw Zhang Hongfei's face darken again, he felt bad!
"Little brother! In fact, it is fate that you and I met today! Then I will show kindness today, and I will take a look for you for free! Come on, tell me your birthday! "
"..."
Zhang Hongfei randomly made up a birthday horoscope and handed it to Daxian.
With his right hand, Daxian began to pinch his fingers to make calculations, strategizing, and calculating.
After a while, Daxian slapped his thigh suddenly and exclaimed, "So that's how it is! Wonderful! Wonderful!"
"Daxian, what's the matter?"
"Little brother! Your birthday horoscope is really great! It's perfect! You need five elements, you have five elements, you need luck, and you have luck! You will be rich and powerful all your life, and you will have no friends!"
"Huh, huh? That's pretty cool!"
"Little brother, since your life is so good, why don't I help you figure out other things? Don't worry! I won't cheat you!"
"Oh?"
"For marriage, 100 yuan! For career, 200 yuan! For health, 300 yuan! If you count all three, you can get a discount, 500 yuan all inclusive!"
At this time, Daxian finally revealed his true colors.
Zhang Hongfei didn't refuse, and directly took out 500 yuan.
"I have to count!"
"Okay! Okay! This little brother is happy! Come, come, let me help you do the math!"
Daxian's face was flushed, and he began to pinch his fingers to calculate again.
I saw the master kept nodding and muttering from time to time, "One gets one, two gets four, March 21 Women's Day, March 25 64, May [-] Labor Day, May [-] [-], August [-] [-], National Day [-]." Festival......"
This time, Daxian took a longer time, at least he looked a little bit, rather than fooling around.
"Little brother, I'm done!"
"Oh? How did it turn out?"
"Marriage, not bad! Career, not bad! Health...that's a bit of a problem!"
"Oh? What's the problem?"
"Because your life is so good, you clashed with the heavens and attracted the jealousy of the heavens! So your health may be a little..."
Daxian got stuck here on purpose, waiting for Zhang Hongfei to answer.
But Zhang Hongfei didn't intend to speak at all, just sat there stupidly, looking at Daxian expectantly, as if waiting for Daxian to continue speaking.
Daxian had no choice but to cough twice, then took a big gulp of boiled water and continued to perform.
"Actually, you don't have to worry too much, because I have a way to help you through several catastrophes in your life!"
After Daxian finished speaking, he kept winking at Zhang Hongfei, hoping that Zhang Hongfei would express something.
"Daxian, if you have a way, just say it!"
"That...of course there is a solution! But...you know that heavenly secrets are generally not to be leaked. If I casually leak heavenly secrets to you, I will definitely be punished by heaven!"
"Then forget it!"
"Don't! How can you forget it? How can you be so unprincipled?"
"Then what should I do?"
"You should take the initiative to ask me how to crack it! Yes! How to crack it!"
"The way to crack?"
"That's right! But every secret has a chance, and that chance is the way to crack it!"
Zhang Hongfei laughed to himself when he heard Daxian's misty talk.
"Then tell me how to crack it!"
"Didn't I just say that? Heaven's secrets are not to be leaked at will!"
"Then why are you telling me so much?"
"The secrets of the sky should not be leaked. This sentence is actually not very accurate."
"Then how is it accurate?"
"To be precise, it should be that the secrets of heaven should not be leaked easily!"
"Oh?"
"As long as... that is in place, the secret is no longer a secret, and can be leaked at will."
"what is that?"
Daxian's right hand made a skillful gesture of counting money, "Of course it's filial piety!"
"Aha!!! How can Daxian be so vulgar?"
"This has nothing to do with vulgarity! I'm just a mortal, but I know a little more secrets than ordinary people."
"I see!"
"Exactly! That's why I need to eat too!"
"Then how much do you need?"
"1000 and [-] are not too little, and [-] is not too much! After all, this is a matter of life and death, the more the better!"
"Then Daxian, I don't know if you have counted for yourself? How is your life?"
"As the saying goes, doctors can't heal themselves, and we have rules in fortune-telling, so we can't calculate our own destiny! Hey..."
"Oh? That's such a pity!"
"Little brother, I've said so much, you should express it!"
"But I don't know, whether you are right or not!"
"Ah?! You...you should give me some at least, and then see if I'm right."
"I'll give you money?"
"Yup!"
"Give you the money... I'll be fooled!"
"Tricked? No! No! I never lied to you!"
"Okay! I knew what you were from the very beginning! Stop pretending to be innocent in front of me!"
"No no no!!! You have wronged me! I am really a descendant of Jiang Jing, the 'magic fortune teller'! My name is Jiang Li!"
(End of this chapter)
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