Urban Supreme King
Chapter 1 The Old Liar
Chapter 1 The Old Liar
In the end, the old lady was no match for stubbornness, so Teng Jiao drove Su Xiaobai away on her super cool Harley motorcycle.
Su Xiaobai wanted to tell the other party where he was going several times, but because the speed of the motorcycle was too fast, his mouth was filled with wind. After more than ten minutes like this, Teng Jiao slammed on the brakes and stopped.
Su Xiaobai looked left and right, it was a deserted alley, he didn't know this place, he didn't know what it was, just about to ask, but he heard Teng Jiao angrily reprimanded: "Don't get out yet."
Now he understands, in order to follow the old lady's wishes, Teng Jiao dragged himself to a random place and dealt with the matter, but at least he was upholding justice, and he didn't want to sit in this woman's car.
So I couldn't help being angry and said: "Little girl, at least I helped your grandma too, it's not polite to treat others like this."
"You don't really want to be my boyfriend, do you? I don't like soft-legged shrimp." Teng Jiao jumped off the motorcycle and said with disdain.
Su Xiaobai touched her chin and looked at her slender thighs: "The girl has a strong temper, I like it, I will let you do three tricks, but even if you lose, I won't be your boyfriend if you beg me .”
Although he is a dead house, he participated in the grappling club during college. He used grappling while taking advantage of his red hair not paying attention on the bus. Although the chick in front of him looks fierce, she is slender and fair-skinned. strength.
As if irritated by his words, Teng Jiao sneered, curled up his calves slightly, and suddenly exerted his strength, charging towards him like a cheetah.
Su Xiaobai turned sideways instinctively, but couldn't help but swear in his heart, this woman's speed is really too fast.
"brush!"
Teng Jiao's foot brushed against Su Xiaobai's white shirt. Although he was not kicked, there was still a gray stain on the clothes.
"Hey, you were able to escape?"
In fact, Su Xiaobai was also confused. Just now, the woman kicked her so fast that people didn't have time to react. If it wasn't for her instinct to dodge, that kick would have been real.
"Well, I'm not bad at this skill."
"Just now I only used [-]% of my strength." Teng Jiao said, while Su Xiaobai was stunned, his feet lightly tapped the ground, and his whole body jumped onto the ground like a light bird. That Harley motorcycle.
You must know that the woman was at least two or three meters away from the car just now, as if she flew over, and then amidst the roar of the locomotive, Teng Jiao disappeared from Su Xiaobai's sight without looking back.
"Ma De, lightness kung fu in martial arts novels?" Su Xiaobai muttered, looking at the gray stain on the shirt.
Three 10 minutes later.
Su Xiaobai appeared on the street in a suit and leather shoes. In the past 10 minutes, he bought this new suit and went to the hourly room to take a shower. After all, it is not acceptable to go to an interview in a sloppy suit.
"Tsk tsk, those legs are really long."
"Oh, what a puffy ass."
While walking towards the destination, his eyes were not idle. There were many girls coming and going on the street. While watching and commenting, he came to an alley unknowingly, which is the so-called Laishuang Street.
Two weeping willows at the entrance of the alley grow lush and lush. One is wearing sunglasses, a skinny old man about sixty years old, sitting under the shade of the willow tree. You can see from the side that this old man has a pair of small eyes, and he looks back and forth from time to time. The girls are almost bleeding out.
A gray-white rag was spread in front of the old man, bamboo sticks, copper coins and other things were placed, and there was a tattered flag beside him. One could tell that he was a fortune teller.
Originally, Su Xiaobai wanted to walk directly in front of the fortune teller, but when he approached, he couldn't help but stop.
Seeing a guest, the old man wiped the corner of his mouth and said: "Young man, I see that your seal is black, something is wrong, sit down and let the old man show you."
Su Xiaobai muttered an old liar in his heart, but he still sat on the mat in front of the booth as he said.
The old liar looked Su Xiaobai up and down, and found that his white shirt was neat, his trousers were neat, and his leather shoes were shiny. He pretended to be mysterious and said, "Looking at your face, people who are close to you may be disappointed?"
Su Xiaobai slapped his thigh and said loudly: "Old Immortal, you are right, I didn't bring a wallet, are you disappointed?"
The violent reaction startled the old man. While this person was not paying attention, Su Xiaobai's other hand touched the side of the booth, pressing down on a pebble the size of an egg in the corner of the booth, and he touched it. into the hands.
The reason why he stopped here was because of this cobblestone. You must know that his university major is paleontology research, so he can see at a glance that this cobblestone is not an ordinary thing.
The little patterns on the pebbles should be the fossilized imprints of some ancient plants, and they should be used for research. If there are any great discoveries, it is not difficult to say that money is beautiful, and it is not difficult to find a good job.
"What's your name? Scared my old man, can you afford it?" Hearing that Su Xiaobai didn't bring a wallet, the old liar said with a gloomy expression.
But seeing Su Xiaobai weighing the pebble in his hands, as if he was afraid that he would throw the pebble in his face, he forced a smile, coughed and said: "You and I are destined, today I will give you a fortune-telling for free. "
Su Xiaobai rubbed his chin, looked at his phone, and realized that the time was still early, so he said, "Can you figure out for me first whether I can find a job?"
Anyway, I was just waiting there, so why not chat with the old man here and just accompany the lonely old man and contribute love to society.
The old man looked at the cobblestone in Su Xiaobai's hand again and said flatteringly: "Seeing that you are full of heaven and your bones are amazing, you will definitely have a great career in the future. You will write your birth date on this book."
Speaking of the old liar, Su Xiaobai handed over a small notebook and ballpoint pen. Su Xiaobai wrote a line of words on the paper with a big stroke, and wanted to hand it over.
"I'm a fortune teller, as long as you have any thoughts in your heart, I can calculate them." After speaking, he signaled Su Xiaobai to tear off the paper he wrote and keep it for himself.
Su Xiaobai tore off what he wrote, handed over the notebook and said, "If you can figure it out, I'll give you 1000 yuan, but what if you can't figure it out?"
The old man took the notebook over, as if his ability was being questioned, and said angrily: "Boy, if I can't figure it out, I will give you 1000 yuan."
A gleam of joy flashed across his face as he said this, secretly thinking that young people nowadays are really easy to deceive, but the eyes under the sunglasses looked at the notebook in his hand: "I am an old deceiver" After reading this, he couldn't help but become dumb, and his face showed an embarrassing expression .
Su Xiaobai has heard about fortune tellers for a long time. Generally, they will use some small tricks. For example, this time, the old man gave him a notebook with very thin paper and a ballpoint pen. The blank paper will print the handwriting written on the previous paper.
If ordinary people don't know the way of it, they will definitely flatter the case, and the old liar will become an old god. But Su Xiaobai had expected it a long time ago, so what he wrote was not about his birth date, but: I am an old liar. fraud.
Seeing that there was no way to fool Su Xiaobai, the old liar smiled awkwardly: "Young man, I think you have sharp eyes and a flexible mind, why don't I accept you as a closed disciple, and pass on your Taiji gossip, the unique art of dungeon armor?" .”
Su Xiaobai ignored him, and weighed the pebbles with one hand, but stretched out the other hand: "According to the agreement, one thousand oceans must not be less."
"I have a cheat book on how to pick up girls here, but I've been in love for decades, how about I pass it on to you today?" The old liar continued as if he didn't give up.
Su Xiaobai also knows that it is impossible to get money from this old liar, so he can't really go up and beat someone, but this old man is very interesting, so he wants to continue to play tricks.
But at this time, there was a roar of locomotives in the distance. Although the place is not very prosperous, it is normal for locomotives to come and go, so Su Xiaobai didn't care.
But the old liar jumped three feet high at this time, and shouted: "I have beaten someone, I have robbed something, help me." Although he is old, he has a very loud voice, and almost all the pedestrians coming and going around here have been slammed. It's attracted.
Su Xiaobai's face was confused, he didn't know what was going on with this guy, he wanted to speak out to dissuade him, but he just felt that someone was pulling the back of his clothes, so he turned around involuntarily, and there was a delicate oval face in front of him, with a Qiong nose Cherry lips, big watery eyes full of anger.
"It's you?" The two said in unison, it was none other than Teng Jiao who had just met not long ago.
After a brief moment of astonishment, Teng Jiao stared at Su Xiaobai with a ferocious face and scolded: "What a boy, you dare to bully the old liar grandpa." He didn't care about 21, grabbed his collar and pulled hard.
The power was so great that Su Xiaobai's body couldn't help but lean forward, his foot became unsteady, and he threw himself directly at Xiang Tengjiao.
In Su Xiaobai's eyes, it was his face that rushed towards Teng Jiao's low neckline.
"Huh? Very fragrant, very soft, very elastic." These were the only thoughts that came to his mind, and he was pushed away.
Su Xiaobai only felt that his nose was hot, and bright red nosebleeds spewed out, and immediately his white shirt was covered with spots of bright red.
"Mistgrass, it was very soft just now, why is your nose broken? Could it be because the weather has been too dry recently?" He said and covered it with his hand, but he was holding the pebble in his hand, and the pebble and nose accidentally touched each other again. In close contact, the blood flow more than doubled.
New books and young seedlings, please take care~~~
(End of this chapter)
In the end, the old lady was no match for stubbornness, so Teng Jiao drove Su Xiaobai away on her super cool Harley motorcycle.
Su Xiaobai wanted to tell the other party where he was going several times, but because the speed of the motorcycle was too fast, his mouth was filled with wind. After more than ten minutes like this, Teng Jiao slammed on the brakes and stopped.
Su Xiaobai looked left and right, it was a deserted alley, he didn't know this place, he didn't know what it was, just about to ask, but he heard Teng Jiao angrily reprimanded: "Don't get out yet."
Now he understands, in order to follow the old lady's wishes, Teng Jiao dragged himself to a random place and dealt with the matter, but at least he was upholding justice, and he didn't want to sit in this woman's car.
So I couldn't help being angry and said: "Little girl, at least I helped your grandma too, it's not polite to treat others like this."
"You don't really want to be my boyfriend, do you? I don't like soft-legged shrimp." Teng Jiao jumped off the motorcycle and said with disdain.
Su Xiaobai touched her chin and looked at her slender thighs: "The girl has a strong temper, I like it, I will let you do three tricks, but even if you lose, I won't be your boyfriend if you beg me .”
Although he is a dead house, he participated in the grappling club during college. He used grappling while taking advantage of his red hair not paying attention on the bus. Although the chick in front of him looks fierce, she is slender and fair-skinned. strength.
As if irritated by his words, Teng Jiao sneered, curled up his calves slightly, and suddenly exerted his strength, charging towards him like a cheetah.
Su Xiaobai turned sideways instinctively, but couldn't help but swear in his heart, this woman's speed is really too fast.
"brush!"
Teng Jiao's foot brushed against Su Xiaobai's white shirt. Although he was not kicked, there was still a gray stain on the clothes.
"Hey, you were able to escape?"
In fact, Su Xiaobai was also confused. Just now, the woman kicked her so fast that people didn't have time to react. If it wasn't for her instinct to dodge, that kick would have been real.
"Well, I'm not bad at this skill."
"Just now I only used [-]% of my strength." Teng Jiao said, while Su Xiaobai was stunned, his feet lightly tapped the ground, and his whole body jumped onto the ground like a light bird. That Harley motorcycle.
You must know that the woman was at least two or three meters away from the car just now, as if she flew over, and then amidst the roar of the locomotive, Teng Jiao disappeared from Su Xiaobai's sight without looking back.
"Ma De, lightness kung fu in martial arts novels?" Su Xiaobai muttered, looking at the gray stain on the shirt.
Three 10 minutes later.
Su Xiaobai appeared on the street in a suit and leather shoes. In the past 10 minutes, he bought this new suit and went to the hourly room to take a shower. After all, it is not acceptable to go to an interview in a sloppy suit.
"Tsk tsk, those legs are really long."
"Oh, what a puffy ass."
While walking towards the destination, his eyes were not idle. There were many girls coming and going on the street. While watching and commenting, he came to an alley unknowingly, which is the so-called Laishuang Street.
Two weeping willows at the entrance of the alley grow lush and lush. One is wearing sunglasses, a skinny old man about sixty years old, sitting under the shade of the willow tree. You can see from the side that this old man has a pair of small eyes, and he looks back and forth from time to time. The girls are almost bleeding out.
A gray-white rag was spread in front of the old man, bamboo sticks, copper coins and other things were placed, and there was a tattered flag beside him. One could tell that he was a fortune teller.
Originally, Su Xiaobai wanted to walk directly in front of the fortune teller, but when he approached, he couldn't help but stop.
Seeing a guest, the old man wiped the corner of his mouth and said: "Young man, I see that your seal is black, something is wrong, sit down and let the old man show you."
Su Xiaobai muttered an old liar in his heart, but he still sat on the mat in front of the booth as he said.
The old liar looked Su Xiaobai up and down, and found that his white shirt was neat, his trousers were neat, and his leather shoes were shiny. He pretended to be mysterious and said, "Looking at your face, people who are close to you may be disappointed?"
Su Xiaobai slapped his thigh and said loudly: "Old Immortal, you are right, I didn't bring a wallet, are you disappointed?"
The violent reaction startled the old man. While this person was not paying attention, Su Xiaobai's other hand touched the side of the booth, pressing down on a pebble the size of an egg in the corner of the booth, and he touched it. into the hands.
The reason why he stopped here was because of this cobblestone. You must know that his university major is paleontology research, so he can see at a glance that this cobblestone is not an ordinary thing.
The little patterns on the pebbles should be the fossilized imprints of some ancient plants, and they should be used for research. If there are any great discoveries, it is not difficult to say that money is beautiful, and it is not difficult to find a good job.
"What's your name? Scared my old man, can you afford it?" Hearing that Su Xiaobai didn't bring a wallet, the old liar said with a gloomy expression.
But seeing Su Xiaobai weighing the pebble in his hands, as if he was afraid that he would throw the pebble in his face, he forced a smile, coughed and said: "You and I are destined, today I will give you a fortune-telling for free. "
Su Xiaobai rubbed his chin, looked at his phone, and realized that the time was still early, so he said, "Can you figure out for me first whether I can find a job?"
Anyway, I was just waiting there, so why not chat with the old man here and just accompany the lonely old man and contribute love to society.
The old man looked at the cobblestone in Su Xiaobai's hand again and said flatteringly: "Seeing that you are full of heaven and your bones are amazing, you will definitely have a great career in the future. You will write your birth date on this book."
Speaking of the old liar, Su Xiaobai handed over a small notebook and ballpoint pen. Su Xiaobai wrote a line of words on the paper with a big stroke, and wanted to hand it over.
"I'm a fortune teller, as long as you have any thoughts in your heart, I can calculate them." After speaking, he signaled Su Xiaobai to tear off the paper he wrote and keep it for himself.
Su Xiaobai tore off what he wrote, handed over the notebook and said, "If you can figure it out, I'll give you 1000 yuan, but what if you can't figure it out?"
The old man took the notebook over, as if his ability was being questioned, and said angrily: "Boy, if I can't figure it out, I will give you 1000 yuan."
A gleam of joy flashed across his face as he said this, secretly thinking that young people nowadays are really easy to deceive, but the eyes under the sunglasses looked at the notebook in his hand: "I am an old deceiver" After reading this, he couldn't help but become dumb, and his face showed an embarrassing expression .
Su Xiaobai has heard about fortune tellers for a long time. Generally, they will use some small tricks. For example, this time, the old man gave him a notebook with very thin paper and a ballpoint pen. The blank paper will print the handwriting written on the previous paper.
If ordinary people don't know the way of it, they will definitely flatter the case, and the old liar will become an old god. But Su Xiaobai had expected it a long time ago, so what he wrote was not about his birth date, but: I am an old liar. fraud.
Seeing that there was no way to fool Su Xiaobai, the old liar smiled awkwardly: "Young man, I think you have sharp eyes and a flexible mind, why don't I accept you as a closed disciple, and pass on your Taiji gossip, the unique art of dungeon armor?" .”
Su Xiaobai ignored him, and weighed the pebbles with one hand, but stretched out the other hand: "According to the agreement, one thousand oceans must not be less."
"I have a cheat book on how to pick up girls here, but I've been in love for decades, how about I pass it on to you today?" The old liar continued as if he didn't give up.
Su Xiaobai also knows that it is impossible to get money from this old liar, so he can't really go up and beat someone, but this old man is very interesting, so he wants to continue to play tricks.
But at this time, there was a roar of locomotives in the distance. Although the place is not very prosperous, it is normal for locomotives to come and go, so Su Xiaobai didn't care.
But the old liar jumped three feet high at this time, and shouted: "I have beaten someone, I have robbed something, help me." Although he is old, he has a very loud voice, and almost all the pedestrians coming and going around here have been slammed. It's attracted.
Su Xiaobai's face was confused, he didn't know what was going on with this guy, he wanted to speak out to dissuade him, but he just felt that someone was pulling the back of his clothes, so he turned around involuntarily, and there was a delicate oval face in front of him, with a Qiong nose Cherry lips, big watery eyes full of anger.
"It's you?" The two said in unison, it was none other than Teng Jiao who had just met not long ago.
After a brief moment of astonishment, Teng Jiao stared at Su Xiaobai with a ferocious face and scolded: "What a boy, you dare to bully the old liar grandpa." He didn't care about 21, grabbed his collar and pulled hard.
The power was so great that Su Xiaobai's body couldn't help but lean forward, his foot became unsteady, and he threw himself directly at Xiang Tengjiao.
In Su Xiaobai's eyes, it was his face that rushed towards Teng Jiao's low neckline.
"Huh? Very fragrant, very soft, very elastic." These were the only thoughts that came to his mind, and he was pushed away.
Su Xiaobai only felt that his nose was hot, and bright red nosebleeds spewed out, and immediately his white shirt was covered with spots of bright red.
"Mistgrass, it was very soft just now, why is your nose broken? Could it be because the weather has been too dry recently?" He said and covered it with his hand, but he was holding the pebble in his hand, and the pebble and nose accidentally touched each other again. In close contact, the blood flow more than doubled.
New books and young seedlings, please take care~~~
(End of this chapter)
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