Naruto I really don't want to play gymnastics

Chapter 5 5. Jiraiya

"Chenghui, 650 Gang."

Before Chen Kai finished the last sip of noodle soup, he spit it out in one gulp.

"What is it? Is a bowl of noodles so expensive? Is it studded with diamonds?"

Datsuki Yile looked at Chen Kai expressionlessly, and pointed to the price list next to him with his right hand:
Extra large bowl of char siu ramen: 650 ok

Large bowl of char siu ramen: 500 ok

Small bowl of char siu ramen: 350 ok

I suspect you are fishing for noodles!
Chen Kai touched his trouser pocket guiltily, and glanced at Yile.

"Boss, actually what I want to order is a big bowl of char siu, but you made it a super big bowl for me, or can you make up for the difference in the price?"

"Want to eat the overlord's meal, kid from Secondary School?" Yile's eyes gradually became dangerous, and a finger slowly stretched out from the encircling hands.

I lost it, he's going to go big!

Chen Kai hurriedly jumped up from the chair, curled up his body, knelt on the ground fiercely, raised his head carefully, and the crystal tears slowly left behind. Chen Kai pursed his lips and looked at Yile:
"Boss, you may not know that I'm just a ninja child, and I don't have so much money on me. The 650 yuan is already our family's living expenses for a year!"

"So, are you going to eat the overlord's meal?" Yile repeated, looking down at Chen Kai.

Inhuman!Three-year-old children will not let go of misery!Brothers, in the face of the hidden boss, what should we do after eating the overlord's meal!Waiting online, very urgent!

Chen Kai's forehead was on the ground, and cold sweat kept breaking out from his body.

It is recommended to die in situ! ! !
"Forget it, return it to me when you have money in the future." After finishing speaking, Yile turned around and walked back to the kitchen.

Does this spare me?Is it because it's not worthwhile to expose your strength to deal with a three-year-old child for a mere 650?Sure enough, it was terrifying!
There is a saying that the more you say you are not so-and-so, some people will subjectively think you are so-and-so.

Chen Kai looked at Yile's back in fear, wiped the sweat and tears from his forehead, got up and retreated.

It seems that the task of finding a teacher is imminent, Ziraiya, don't let me be too disappointed!

Outside the Konoha Tangchi, a white-haired man was lying on the crack of the door, staring lewdly at the crack of the door, holding a notepad and a black pen in his hand.

"Hey hey hey, the gap in this door is really big, this wooden board is so white, hey hey hey!"

Chen Kai: "Yeah! I didn't expect that the female ninja's chest is so magnificent!"

Jiraiya: "Hehehe, yes yes! Look at that boba! Tsk tsk tsk, it's almost on top of Tsunade! I hate that the water mist is too thick!"

Chen Kai: "Yes, yes, it's really busty, but it must be Tsunade!"

Jiraiya: "Brother, you understand it very well! Have you seen it?"

Chen Kai: "That's right, Brother Kai has read countless books! I can tell who its owner is just by wrapping my chest."

Jiraiya: "Wow brother, brother, teach me another day."

Chen Kai patted his chest: "It's easy to say."

Jiraiya: "Okay, okay"

"boom!"

The board in front of him suddenly exploded, and Chen Kai flew out with the board.

"Who! You're so unqualified! What if you hit a flower or plant!" Chen Kai rubbed his sore nose, and without thinking, he knew it was already red.

"Jiraiya! If you let me catch you peeping, be careful of me. Huh? Why is there a brat! Wow, you still have the sprouts of Konoha. I will tell the teacher, get ready for the coffin you!"

Chen Kai watched a blond woman wearing a white towel rush out, clenched her fists, and shouted at Zilai who was behind her.

I lost, Tsunade Bengang!
"Yes, yes! It's him, it's him, it's him! Pull me here!" Chen Kai nodded frantically, and said, this towel is really big!truth!
Jilai also waved his hand quickly, "I'm not, I don't, Tsunade, don't listen to his nonsense! He came here by himself, and he said he saw your busty!"

"Ok?"

Seeing the way Tsunade turned his head to look at him, Chen Kai scratched his head, got up, and flirted,

This is pitting, pitting teammates!

"Well, today's weather is really nice!"

After finishing speaking, Chen Kai turned around silently, pulled Zilai and ran away.

"Brother! The wind is tight, blah!"

"Hey! Don't try to escape!"

Tsunade made a gesture to raise his fist and rushed forward, but suddenly felt a chill in his chest, looked down at the whiteness, grabbed the towel quickly, and looked at the disappearing figure in front of him bitterly.

"Oh ho ho ho, it's so white!"

Chen Kai, who was carried on Jiraiya's back, sighed sincerely. It seems that the scale on the Internet is still underestimated!

"Huh? What's white? Why is it so black?"

Chen Kai: "It's nothing, you better not know, or I'm afraid you'll vomit blood."

Zilai didn't think much about it: "All right, all right."

Running to a deserted woods, Ji Lai also put Chen Kai down, and looked at the three-year-old watermelon head with interest:

"Little devil, you are only three years old, right? If you know this at such a young age, does your family know?"

Chen Kai waved his hand modestly: "It's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning!"

Jiraiya: "That's okay, I have some materials for the evening, I have some inspiration, and I went home to create. Why don't we change the green hills and the green waters, let's just leave." After finishing, he turned and left.

Chen Kai quickly flew over and grabbed Jiraiya's trouser leg:

"Don't, brother! Are we talking about two dollars again?"

Turning around, Zilai also looked at Chen Kai who was holding his leg in doubt:

"Little devil, what else are you going to do?"

Chen Kai quickly raised his head, opened his eyes wide, and sincerely looked at the man in white in front of him:
"master!"

???

Jiraiya: "wdfk? Brat, when did I become your master?"

Chen Kai: "I don't care! You are my master now!"

Jiraiya: "Looking at your age, do you know the three-body technique?"

"Three body technique?"

Chen Kai glanced at him contemptuously:
"I do not know."

Jiraiya: "Then, have you practiced Chakra?"

"That's it? My chakra with the three attributes of water, thunder and fire! How about it, isn't it a genius!"

Jiraiya's eyes have changed slightly. It has been a while since he got the title of Sannin. The chakra character in front of him is not bad, and he has the same goals as himself. Maybe
Chen Kai: "I have never practiced before!"

"???" You haven't practiced anything and you came to me?Zilai also pinched his brows:
"You have always practiced physical skills!"

Chen Kai's eyes became even more contemptuous: "Physical arts? Just like Wang Baquan?"

Hearing this, Zilai also turned around and left.

"Hey! Brother, don't go! I know physical skills, look at me, heh heh! How amazing!"

I believe you ghost, you don't know anything at a young age, just learn from some dubious people to spy on the female soup.

Chen Kai looked at Jiraiya who had no intention of turning around, took a deep breath, and shouted:
"If you don't agree, I'll go to the streets to spread the word. Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas, spends his days spying on women's baths, going to brothels, and even looking for cowherds!"

Thump!
A burst of fast footsteps came to Chen Kai's ears from far and near.
"My apprentice! Why are you still here? Hurry up and follow me! I will take you to have fun."

(End of this chapter)