Naruto I really don't want to play gymnastics

Chapter 14 14. Fireworks
Is it up to me?My last round of passionate commentary is not in vain, did you feel the youth in my body?

Chen Kai walked out of the queue, looked at the eager anus in the middle, and smiled charmingly: "Sao Nian, are you ready, do you feel the pain?"

Centering the anus: "."

What to do, the opponent is terrible, waiting online, very urgent.

With the anus in the middle, he stepped out of the queue obediently, blinking his small eyes at the passionate Chen Kai, and at the two brothers below who were cheering him on by waving their arms. He really wanted to say: You two come up!

After cheering himself up for a while, looking at Chen Kai on the opposite side, he was breathing heavily. He knew that he couldn't procrastinate any longer. He would die sooner and sooner. He took a deep breath, clenched his fists, and put them across his chest: " Come on, classmate Matt!"

Seeing that the anus center was ready, Suga Kyotaro didn't care whether Chen Kai was ready or not, and said loudly: "Ha Jiba (start)"

Chen Kai: "Treat them differently"

Chen Kai listened to the sound of the command, his face gradually calmed down, his eyes were fixed on the anus center, after all, it was the first time to practice against others after coming to this world (my old father didn't do anything except call out for his youth to let him practice gymnastics) No), you have to take it seriously.

The air freezes, time stagnates, and the two stand quietly facing each other. The so-called enemy does not move, and I do not move. It seems that they have both studied the art of war and deeply learned the essence of it.

The veins of Suga Kyotaro on the side are bulging. Are there no normal people in this class? ? ?
The students were a little helpless, and they all wanted to say, teacher, can you pick a few normal ones to fight.

Look, what a harmonious teacher and student, with a tacit understanding.

Feeling that the sight gathered on his body gradually became weird, he gritted his teeth, raised his fist and rushed towards Chen Kai.

boom!
A burst of dust rolled up, and the anus fell 3 meters away from Chen Kai, falling to the ground in the posture of a dog eating *.

One part was shocked, one part was afraid, and eight parts were pretending. Three expressions were intertwined and appeared on his face. He widened his eyes and opened his mouth wide, looking at Chen Kai in disbelief:

"You, you know Muji, and I was sent flying without seeing your seal formation!"

Kyotaro Suga: "."

classmate:"."

You just tripped yourself up by tripping over your left foot and your right foot!
Chen Kai looked at the anus lying on the ground in front of him, his eyes lit up, there was a flaw!
His legs were slightly bent, his muscles exerted strength, and a jump flickered to the back of the center of the anus, showing the results of his physical training vividly.

"It seems that I lost, and the victory belongs to me." Anus raised his head and looked forward, revealing a tone of willingness to bet and admit defeat.

Um?What about people?

He was a little puzzled why the opponent disappeared after hitting him, didn't he just stand in front of him stupidly?Do you also think that I gave up too hard, bad, it's too early to give up.

Before he finished regretting, a strange but familiar male voice sounded from behind.

"Konoha Physical Technique Mystery—Millennium Kill!"

biu~

Holding his butt in the middle of the anus, he flew past everyone's eyes with a face of pain, leaving only Chen Kai who still kept the sign of "Yin" knot seal.

Kyotaro Suga: "."

Classmate: "... grab the bamboo shoots."

That's it?So fast?Am I so awesome?
Chen Kai turned around in a daze, saw the eyes of his classmates focused on him, gestured for a gun, and blew handsomely on his fingertips.

Some of the female students who were watching turned around with blushing faces, and some looked at Chen Kai with horror.

The male students were very unified, covering their buttocks one after another, feeling the cold air rushing towards their faces, and shuddering.There was only one person, looking at Chen Kai thoughtfully, and nodded unconsciously, as if he had discovered some new continent.

Wiping the invisible sweat from his head, Suga Kyotaro felt that it was necessary to choose a group of normal ones to set an example for the children in the queue. If there were such a few strange pairs again, the image of tall ninjas would probably be seen in their young age. Collapse in your mind.

Suga Kyotaro kept examining the team, wanting to pick out a group of excellent team duels, and soon he made a decision, there will be no problems this time, right?

"The third group, Obito Uchiha vs Kakashi Hatake."

The child of the Uchiha clan and Lord Bai Fang's child, these two must be normal, if they are abnormal, I will wash my hair upside down in the street!

When Obito Uchiha heard his name, he yelled excitedly, and shouted to Uchiha Kanna next to him: "Kanna, see how I won the duel beautifully!"

Uchiha Kanna covered her face with her hands, and hummed slightly perfunctorily and helplessly: "Okay, okay, I'm optimistic."

At this time, Kakashi was still reminiscing about Chen Kai's previous Konoha Profound Truth, and while walking out of the queue, he imitated Chen Kai and made a seal, which looked good.

hiss~
The melon-eating students below all gasped, feeling the chill coming back to their hearts, and felt that their outlook on life was about to change. It turned out that this is a ninja, so scary, mama, I want to go home!
Their pitiful little eyes turned to the teacher Suga Kyotaro, hoping that the teacher would seriously stop such despicable acts.

At this time, Suga Kyotaro had just used ninjutsu to condense a ball of clear water, supported it with both hands, leaned on an old tree that had been around for decades, and stood upside down, with his hair buried in the water.

Students: "It's over, the teacher is crazy."

Asking the teacher for help was fruitless, Uchiha Obito swallowed his saliva, he knew why there is an old saying that people who don’t speak are the scariest, nonsense, their energy is left for inhumane research, not only terrible, terrible, this If we come here for a while, I am afraid that the society will not develop together with life and death.

Lu Xun said another sentence, which must be familiar to everyone.

Some people are dead, but he is still alive, some people are alive, but he is dead.

Yes, Obito Uchiha is sure, if this is a secret, he will completely dissipate in this world. For the specific reason, please refer to the last anal classmate who didn't know where he flew.

In battle, the most taboo thing is the exhaustion of fighting spirit. Obito Uchiha, who has no fighting spirit, was kicked flying in front of Kakashi without blocking a few moves. Even the gold medal commentator Chen Kai was a little bit helpless during the process Mouth.

Nohara Lin at the bottom saw an arc in the sky, which was getting bigger and bigger, and flew to her feet with a bang. Out of kindness, she squatted down and looked at Obito Uchiha under her feet, and asked, "Are you okay?" ?”

Obito Uchiha was lying on the ground, listening to the crisp female voice coming from his ears, he tried to open his closed eyes because of the pain, and looked at her.

Suddenly, there seemed to be a popping sound in his ear,

Like
Fireworks bloom in my heart,
Gorgeous, colorful fireworks, instantly in my heart

Layers of ripples exploded.

(End of this chapter)