Naruto I really don't want to play gymnastics

Chapter 12

Lu Xun once said: In a world, when a group of people are secretly planning the future and passionate about righteousness, there will inevitably be a group of people lying in the open and paddling for fish.

At this time, Chen Kai didn't know that his 29 gourd baby brothers were in the orphanage, discussing how to make the ninja world feel pain, sitting solemnly on the chair in the back row of the classroom, closing their eyes and meditating.

Since Chen Kai and Matt Dai were surrounded by melon-eaters in the rain more than ten minutes ago, his enthusiasm for this ninja school was also gradually extinguished in the rain, along with the strange expressions of everyone holding back their laughter.

At the age of three, he once again understood a philosophy of life, insignificant development, no need to shoot.After all, if he blatantly raises a young daughter-in-law, he may encounter this situation:
The good sister of the little daughter-in-law: "Wow, isn't this the weird one who meditated on the first day of school? His father is even more weird, abababababa"

Then, the little daughter-in-law whose favorability has just risen may look at herself incredulously: "Chen Kai, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. We are not suitable. It's strange, we don't want to date!"

The favorability of the companion just now: -1, -1, -1, -1, -1
Drop, it is detected that the favorability of the other party continues to decrease, has become a negative number, and cannot be increased permanently, it is recommended that you stay single for the rest of your life.

Chen Kai: "." That's why he galloped into the classroom as soon as the school opened, no matter what happened, and made a fortune in the back row.

Some people may ask: Can you make a fortune with your eyes closed?
Small, the layout is small.

As the first person to come in, Chen Kai sat in the back row, and whenever someone came in, he would quietly open his right eye, revealing a slit to observe.

There is no influence of electronic products in the world of Hokage, so it goes without saying that the strength of the children is not obvious, except that the freckles on their faces are not very clear, it can only be said that they can be seen at a glance.

Chen Kai in the back row sometimes nodded, sometimes shook his head, sometimes frowned slightly, and sometimes raised his thick eyebrows lightly.

The new children have not heard of the legend of Chen Kai, they just think: Wow, this person is so powerful, so advanced, so sick. Then, consciously stay away from Chen Kai: Ma Ma told me not to talk to strange people together.

Can make children consciously listen to their parents, Chen Kai, can be regarded as an alternative version of Crazy Wolf.However, at this moment, he hadn't noticed the barren atmosphere around him, but was just silently grading in his heart.

"Well, this girl is not bad. I like the oval face. She is quite tall. The children in the future will definitely not be too short. Not bad."

"This girl, tsk, not very good, only passers-by, skip skip."

"Hey, this one is fine too. Danfengyan Peach Blossom Eyes, wow, Uchiha's? Forget it, I can't beat Itachi at that time, it will be bad if it is wiped out at night, next one."

"Huh? Why is there another guy in here? Hey, this looks scary, and there is a bandage on his right eye, it's terrible, eh? Green vest, Matt wears the vest that Comrade misses so much, think about it this way , it seems that I am worse."

The middle-aged man who pushed the door and walked in coughed, dispelling the random thoughts of Chen Kai, the dream observation instructor. The man's only remaining eye scanned the surroundings, looked at the eyes focused on him, nodded in satisfaction, and said loudly

"Very good, students of the 37th Class 1 of the Ninja School, I, Konoha's elite chunin, Suga Kyotaro, will be your instructor for the next few years, you can call me Suga-sensei."

Suga Kyotaro clasped his hands together, paused, and listened to the children below whispering: Wow, elite chunin, so powerful.

The corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and when the chatter of laughter and discussions stopped, he pointed to the three similar-looking pockmarked faces in the first row:
"Since it's the first day of school, let the students introduce themselves, starting with you."

"Yes!"

Seeing his teacher pointing at him first, the three pockmarked faces were a little surprised, they jumped up one by one, and the three of them leaned together, posing in a combined pose, and shouted excitedly:

"Me, the anus is on the left."

"Me, the anus is on the right."

"Me, anus centered."

Harmony: "We are, the three anal brothers, men who aspire to be Hokage!"

classmate:"."

The passer-by female classmate kindly reminded in a low voice: "There can only be one Hokage, and Konoha has never had a female Hokage. How did you become a Hokage man?"

The anus is on the left: "???"

The anus is on the right: "???"

Anal centered: "???"

The three people who were standing close to each other quickly jumped away, and the distance between each other was about one meter. They stood on three legs. They were hostile to each other, as if they saw the enemy of life and death, and shouted in unison: "Let's fight! Hokage only I can do it!"

classmate:"."

Chen Kai: "."

Sighing at the youth's passion, Chen Kai glanced sympathetically at the three young men who aspired to become Hokage. Looking at pornographic books, Narada, a young man who is hanging around, will become Hokage in the future, and even the second-year boy Uchiha Nizhu has the title of "Kage of Konoha Dark Place".

However, these three teenagers are doomed to be passers-by. Is it because their blood is not as good as Uzumaki Naruto?Is it because the secondary level is not as good as Uchiha Sasuke?No, it's all because of fate, just like Matt's grandson, I'm so worried that my hair almost falls out.

Thinking about it, Chen Kai thought about how to save his father in the future, and he was depressed.Yijianmei's bgm plays without wind, revealing a hint of sadness.

Kyotaro Suga looked at the anal Saburo who was playing tricks in front of him, sighed while holding his forehead, waved his hand, and drove the three anal brothers off the podium. Fortunately, the children behind were pretty normal, and occasionally there would be two kittens jumping Come out and shout: "I am determined to become Hokage." Other than that, there is nothing special.

After listening to most of the self-introductions, Kyotaro Suga's nervous heart relaxed slightly.

After all, this is the first time he has worked in the education industry since he was forced to come down from the front line. There is no dissatisfaction with this profession, and some are just nervous about being afraid of misleading students. The education and will that he has received since childhood tells him He, everything obeyed the arrangement of Ninja Village, he just changed the place and ignited the spark in his heart.

The names in the list were brought up one by one, Anan Saburo, Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Obito, Nohara Rin, Uchiha Kanna and Mai Tekai.

When it was Chen Kai's turn, he stood up calmly, looked at the classmate who was far away from him, and cleared his throat: "I, Matt Kai, is handsome and tall, with superb talent, and amazing bones. I will become a great weapon in the future, Miss Sister Are you in cp?"

Kyotaro Suga: "."

classmates:"."

Anal Saburo: "You are so beautiful, I am not as good as you."

(End of this chapter)