Save the world from Luffy

Chapter 274 Punk Hazard's Request for Help
"You came."

A scarred man with a bare chest and a fleshy body was holding a murder weapon in his hand, and he spoke coldly and calmly.

"Yes, here I am."

The person who responded to the scarred man in the same calm tone was a muscular black-haired man with a bare upper body and a strong smell of alcohol all over his body. Although he was a little shorter, he was no less imposing.

"But you're late."

There was frost in the cold words, and the scorching sun above the head could not bring any warmth at this moment. The coldness penetrated everyone's body, and people could not help but hug their arms tightly.

"I know."

This coldness couldn't affect the black-haired man, he still responded calmly, his body didn't waver in the slightest, neither did his words.

"You deliberately."

The cold face of the man with the scar was finally shattered. This was not a question, but a determined tone. A trace of anger rose, and he showed it directly without covering it up.

"What's the matter~"

That mean smile appeared, and the cold atmosphere that had been deliberately created between the two of them was instantly destroyed.

"Isn't it because we got lost for a little while on the road of life?"

"This is your excuse for singing and barbecuing? I can hear you bastard crying and howling like a fool from ten kilometers away. Are you still in the mood to sing when you're lost?!"

The scarred face squeezed ten hands, and almost bit off the cigar in his mouth. Looking at the white smoke coming out of his head, he knew that Smoker was right.

"Isn't this a great joy to celebrate that we turned back from the lost path of life and found the right path?" Luffy, who was flicking his eyes left and right, spoke nonsense that he couldn't believe, and raised his eyebrows at Smoker , "You can smell Sanji's glowing barbecue, right? Isn't it delicious?"

The blue veins were exposed and twisted into a well. Smoker, who was holding his breath, snorted coldly, "I don't know."

"Na Dashiqi, you are welcome, there are many more here."

Being greeted by everyone, she sat on a chair. Although she didn't wear glasses, it didn't affect her from taking the tempting food and putting it into her mouth. Countless little stars appeared in her eyes.

"It's delicious!" The more Da Siqi, who was captured by the food, admired it, the darker his face became. I realized that this torment was extremely uncomfortable.

Look at the group of miscellaneous navies who can swim behind Smog, and you will know how greedy they are.

"Dashiqi!"

Smoker exhaled an exclamation point in a puff of smoke, and spoke to his adjutant sullenly.

"Sorry, Mr Smokey, I almost forgot I was trying to lose weight."

Bowing to Luffy, Tashiki did not forget to stuff the last bite of pudding cake into his mouth.

"That's what I mean, forget it." Smoker, who was clutching his forehead and suffering from a headache, waved his hand, "Put your glasses on."

"what????"

After putting on the glasses, Dusky realized that he mistook Luffy for Smoker and let out a low cry of surprise, but not to Luffy or to himself. It's not like he could recognize Mast as Smoker without wearing glasses. It hadn't happened. She was already past the point of being surprised by it.

What surprised her was Kuina, who was standing beside Sauron, wearing a white swordsman uniform.

The face is almost identical to his own, and the height difference is almost the same. Apart from the temperament, the two people are [-]% similar in appearance.

Kuina, who focused on kendo, was a bit colder, while Dashiqi was always in a daze sometimes, and this was probably the root of being able to truly distinguish the two of them.

"who are you?"

Subconsciously exited, subconsciously touched the saber, swept away the surprise and confusion on his face, and Da Siqi, who was full of seriousness, was much closer in expression.

Looking at Kuina's eyes with a slight smile, Dashiqi's face suddenly showed a trace of shame and anger, and this gaze was directed at Sauron beside Kuina.

"You pervert!"

? ? ? ? ?

The stunned Sauron didn't know how to answer the words. He watched helplessly as the unsheathed weapon hit his forehead. The bewildered swordsman had no choice but to look around, trying to find someone to talk to for him. .

Nami stretched out two fingers and rubbed them together, Zoro nodded knowingly.

"20 is 20." I felt that my pocket money had evaporated again. Although I felt a little heartbroken, I could only accept it.

"two hundred."

Nami shook her head imperceptibly, rubbing her fingers more happily.

"Row!"

I gritted my teeth and swallowed it in my stomach. My already thin wallet now suffered a heavy blow. It was hard to save the pocket money.
After the short and quick deal between the two was concluded, Nami pulled Dashiqi away without any explanation, and the girl's whispers could not be overheard casually.

Because of this little commotion, Smoker, who originally only had Luffy in his eyes and looked gay, was also distracted, looking at Sauron, there was always a hint of weirdness in his eyes.

Da Siqi is not my favorite, although Smog, who has long been attached to him, is not interested in his adjutant, but after all, this is the little sister who has been by his side all the time. There's always something wrong.

"Just treat it as half-sister twins." Lu Fei waved his hand and skipped this trivial matter, "The group of captives are on the wooden boat behind, do you want to go over and nod?"

"No need." Smoker didn't feel much about this. To be honest, if most of these people were not soldiers who had defected from the navy, Smoker didn't want to do this kind of errand work, especially Meeting Luffy, a bastard, made him feel unhappy.

When I met this guy, there was never a time when I was not cheated. At the beginning, in Rogue Town, Smoker, who was blamed for the blame, cleaned the toilet for half a month. The second time was in Alabasta. After losing once, he was even given a shit by the World Government.

This is the third time we met, God knows what will happen again, Smoker, whose eyelids twitched slightly, glared at Luffy, then sat down at the dining table on the deck, picked up the barbecue Just a big meal.

"Hey! You guys are too familiar! I haven't agreed with you, so you came to eat!"

"Come here! Carry two barrels of wine, I can't drink this guy to death today!"

Luffy, who didn't care about Smoker's coming to eat and drink, opened two barrels of Sanji's craft spirits, and the rich aroma of the wine made his mouth water.

"Hahaha, give us one too"

"roll!"

Looking at the harmonious scene in front of them, the group of disheveled miscellaneous navy officers had tightened their courage a lot, but they were frozen cold by a disdainful cold.

"Can you stay in a place like the G5 branch?" Luffy picked up his wine glass and touched Smoker, projecting his undisguised disgust on the group of miscellaneous goods who were similar to pirates.

"The more you go around, the more you go back? Don't tell me that you, the lieutenant general, are just a loser?" Luffy patted Smoker on the shoulder and said teasingly: "Who did you offend again? Are you sent to that place?"

"I went by myself." Twitching the corner of his mouth, he bit down a large piece of shimmering barbecue meat, Smoker's expression couldn't tell whether he was crying or laughing, "Although they are a bunch of scum, it's good that they can be used , this is the new world."

"But the navy is the navy, not a concentration camp for scum."

Luffy narrowed his eyes and looked at it, and this group of miscellaneous goods shrank like a quail.

"I don't care about killing pirates or something, but it's not good if you cross the line."

"Although the group behind me are bastards, at least they are still human beings." After taking a sip of wine, Smoker picked up a human-height wine barrel and threw it over.

"Although you are all jerks, the wine is still good enough to drink."

"This wine alone counts as a benefit of 30 Baileys, and the friendship price is indispensable." Lu Fei glanced at Smoker, and incidentally gave a piece of oversized sea beast barbecue that didn't shine very much, "I didn't learn anything. Just learned to protect the calf, you gave birth to it?"

"Fuck you, there's no way!" Smoker, who slapped the table and stared at him, cocked his neck, asking for money or life, "I'm the commander of these bastards, isn't it a matter of course to protect the calf?"

"Even if they are bastards, they are working hard for me, what if I treat them to a drink?!"

"Then don't lie to your uncle!" Looking at this brazen Smoker, Luffy was very sure and sure, this guy definitely learned badly in the G5 branch.

"Poor, really poor." Smogby, who drank and began to vomit bitterness, looked more like a bandit than before. The scars and flesh were not in vain. "If it weren't for the navy to manage the food, I can't even smoke a cigar."

"Really?" Luffy looked at Smoker in disbelief. Although he doesn't smoke cigarettes or cigars, in his impression, this thing should not be unaffordable.
"That's a high-end product rubbed on the legs of a 16-year-old virgin girl." Sanji recognized what Smoker was holding in his mouth at a glance, "The one he smoked is the best among them, 100 Wanbeili only has enough to buy a box of six."

"I forgot the name, but I still remember the nickname, which is the girl's foot attack."

"Smell like stinky feet?" Although he didn't understand, but hearing the name, Luffy made up some weird things in his mind.

"That's a girl! How could it be possible!" Sanji's focus seemed slightly biased.

"Even a little fairy drinking dew has to shit, you know a hammer, you old pervert." Luffy teased Sanji happily, "You mean how can a girl have feet, right?"

"The problem is the mermaid."

"I'm fighting with you! You bastard!"

Hurriedly dodging Sanji's frying pan, Luffy, who didn't forget to stuff his mouth with meat, winked and made Sanji tremble with anger.

"Two idiots." Sauron, who was watching a play while drinking a little wine, hooked his mouth and laughed at the mentally retarded.

"Who are the idiots talking about?" Luffy, who was shot into thunder by Sanji, held down the swordsman's shoulder.

Sanji, who was smearing charcoal dust on the pan, smiled coldly, "Since it's too white, let's put on some makeup."

The dark pan smeared on Zoro's face, and he rubbed it hard up, down, left and right.

At the moment when everyone was fighting, a strange cry came.

Luffy flicked his crotch, and Smoker fumbled his crotch.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...

The unbearable cry of the explosion jumped out of the phone bug's mouth, which made people frown.

"Emergency signal?"

It was not only the men who were drinking and eating meat that were attracted by the tragic cries, but also the girls in the room poked their heads out.

"Probably someone is asking for help, so I'll take it."

"Wait a minute, Luffy." Robin walked out of the cabin and shook his head gently, "The reliability of the emergency signal is very low."

She glanced at Smoker, "A lot of them are sent by the navy. This is their usual trap, but now there are quite a few pirates using this method. I don't know much about the new world, but it appeared in the first half."

"It's very likely that it's a trap." When it came to such a serious matter, Da Siqi became serious and reliable without any surprise. After all, the chief was Smoker's thorn, and the adjutant worked very hard.

"Since the bombing four years ago, it's been banned."

Duschi pointed to the deserted island shrouded in purple mist in the distance.

"This is Punk Hazard. It was originally an island of life with verdant trees and lush greenery, but after the poisonous gas explosion four years ago, it has become a biological forbidden area."

"I just said why the magnetism of this island is so stable, but it gives people a very bad sense of danger." Nami glanced at the recording pointer on her wrist, and patted her chest with some fear, "Fortunately, it was late. , if you come early, you guys will definitely go up and act wild."

"Is this an experimental base for biological and chemical weapons?"

Luffy, who was more interested after hearing the explanation, looked at Tashiki, but only got a shaking of his head in response.

"I only know that this is one of the former research bases of Vegapunk. As for what to study here, I don't know."

Although they are members of the navy, they don't have high authority enough to know about such a confidential project, and what they can understand is only a little superficial.

"Is there another name for this place, called Bank Restricted Area?"

Just when everyone was wondering, Luffy remembered the conversation with Xiong before, so he asked tentatively.

"Indeed, what's the matter?"

Smoker nodded, he knew just the name, but he didn't know much about the inside story.

"Now I know, it should be Vegapunk's giantization experiment, using prisoners to experiment with giantizing soldiers."

"In order to prevent the World Government from using children to carry out inhumane giantization experiments, Vegapunk took over the project and joined the World Government, but the condition is to cancel the experiments with children and replace them with criminals from the city."

"Then this is now?"

The phone bug was still making that tragic cry, which made people feel a little chilled.

"Is it a ghost! It must be a ghost calling!"

Brooke, who suddenly had an out-of-body experience, was even scarier than the ghost he spoke of but didn't see.

"Isn't that good? Send him back to Huangquan."

"That's right." Brooke, who had returned to his body, patted his chest, and his bones made a crisp sound, "I was scared to death just now, even though I'm already a dead person~yohohoho~"

"Moshi, Moshi, what's the matter?"

When Luffy answered the phone, the appropriate confusion and surprise were the acting skills learned from Robin.

"Help!!!"

"Is it the boss?!"

The emotion in that terrified voice could be heard even through the radio waves. The person on the other end of the phone seemed to have bumped into something extraordinary, and was a little panicked at this moment.

"The partners have been chopped down one by one, we will be hacked to death by the warrior!!!"

"It doesn't matter who comes, please save us!"

"This is Punk Hasa~~~"

Before he could finish speaking, the call was cut off after a scream. At the last moment, the phone bug simulated a temporary expression of vomiting blood, then closed his eyes and resumed sleep mode.

"Then we are now?"

"It's time to eat and drink. Anyway, people are dead, so don't worry about it for a while."

Lu Fei waved his hand and said that it doesn't matter, even if he is full of sympathy and wants to save people, but the person has already burped, it's okay to go up and see later, and he is not someone he knows, so it is still counted as collecting his body or something in the past Yes, it's okay if you meet it.

"That guy said warrior just now, though, Brooke."

The black knife Qiushui gifted by Longma is now hanging in Sauron's bedroom. The knife wife or something is not a problem when his real wife comes out. It's a man, it's an eel.

"That's right, that's the title of the Wano country swordsmen, that's what they call themselves."

"Wano Country is an extremely xenophobic country, and it has not joined the World Government."

"However, I heard that the swordsmen named Samurai are so powerful that even the navy dare not approach them. It has been a long time since I heard about that country. I heard about it when I was alive, but now there is hardly any news. out."

"The Wano country is indeed quite strong, but the navy cannot intervene because it is an area occupied by Kaido, the Four Emperors."

Although Smoker doesn't have a good impression of the world government, he is still very protective of the navy he is in, especially now, when it is gradually getting better and better.

"A samurai from Wano." Zoro touched the handle of the sword, "I hope he is a powerful guy. I want to give it a try."

"The battle with Ryoma is a bit regrettable."

"Frost Moon Dragon Horse."

The swordsman got up, and lightly embraced Kuina's shoulders, "I really have a headache for your family."

"Mr. Sauron, what does this mean?" Brook looked at Sauron with some doubts, "Miss Guina?"

"Maybe it's the ancestors, otherwise this terrible talent"

Sauron gave a wry smile. After the 12 defeat 1000 years ago, in the follow-up more than [-] matches conducted by Hawkeye's family, if he didn't use his big move, Sauron really couldn't beat Kuina, but Sauron's big move is the same as Hawkeye, either you die or you die.

Even if he escaped by chance, the ghostly aura entangled in his body and penetrated into the bone marrow would linger endlessly like tarsal maggots. A swordsman who could not do such a thing to his wife could only be beaten aggrievedly .

Anyway, it was not embarrassed by Guinna. I did n’t see Luffy from time to time by the iron fist of Nami, who could n’t take care of herself?
"I hope this samurai from Wano won't let me down."

Sauron spoke out in anticipation, but he himself knew that sword masters and great sword masters were not Chinese cabbages, so they couldn't pick them up anywhere.

"But that person was talking about Punk Hazard, not Wano Country."

"Perhaps he came out for a stroll after feeling overwhelmed, so what the hell." Lu Fei patted his belly, stretched his waist and got up to leave his seat.

"Bastard! Why don't you leave us a bite!"

After Luffy wandered away, everyone who was about to pick up some chopsticks to eat and drink yelled at the coquettish bastard. Just when everyone was talking about the country of Wano, the chicken thief Lu had already completed the sweep of the battlefield. There was no soup in sight.

PS: I just woke up now. I didn’t come back until 3:9 yesterday. I thought I could go home around one o’clock. I wrote 3K and fell asleep. There will be no shortage of updates, please forgive me.

(End of this chapter)