I'm not a human being in Douluo

Chapter 167 158. Asking for a week off

Sorry, got caught anyway, if I take five days off in a row, the book stands for the eunuch.

Sorry, the book still didn't turn out well.

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Hello everyone, my name is Wei Xiaoxian, anyway, I am in a panic now, because a husky in front of me actually talks!
That's right, you read the words on your phone screen correctly.

It's the kind of black and white dog that can talk!
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"Hey, human, why are you in a daze?

Hurry up and bind your system to me! "

When Wei Xiaoxian was deep in thought, a big black and white dog bumped into his thigh, and then spoke fiercely.

No matter how fierce this Hutch is, his expression seems to be a living emoji, which really makes people feel no fear.

At this time, a mechanical voice came out of Wei Xiaoxian's mind:

"Do you want to bind the system? If you don't answer within ten seconds, it will be invalid..."

Hearing this, Wei Xiaoxian hurriedly replied: "I'm bound, I'm bound!"

What a joke, he was brought into this world inexplicably, if the "golden finger" sent up now is not used, he is not a fool.

"Hmph, a human being who doesn't know how to be reserved, look at that?"

Husky glanced at the happy Wei Xiaoxian, showing a hint of disdain on the dog's head, as if he had forgotten who had been urging Wei Xiaoxian to bind the system just now.

"The system binding is successful, now sort out the host information..."

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The hanger "host": Wei Xiaoxian (Wei Xian)

Gender: male (male)

Strength: Zero (to be alive is the greatest courage)

Hang point balance: 50
Contract companion: ? ? ?

Self-contained skills: ridicule, provocation

Talent: stronger than wood
Seeing the system interface that popped up in front of him, Wei Xiaoxian pointed to the data on it,

Wei Xiaoxian suppressed his anger, looked at the words written on it were human words?

Gender, male?If he still has the courage to live, is he stronger?Especially talent, a little better than wood.

Wei Xiaoxian put the husky on the table, then asked tentatively:

"Silly dog, what kind of system is mine? And what are you?"

The situation of Wei Xiaoxian's crossing over is very strange. He just finished playing the game and then went home to sleep, and then crossed inexplicably.

The husky on the table immediately became unhappy when he heard the word silly dog, and lay down on the table and stared at Wei Xiaoxian fiercely, as if saying that if you don't give me a nice name, I won't be able to speak.

And turned around half a circle, pointing his butt at Wei Xiaoxian.

See it, it means you want to fart?

Wei Xiaoxian patted his forehead helplessly, thought for a while, and said:

"Okay, you're not called a silly dog, it looks like you don't have a name yet, I'll give you a name..."

Since Wei Xiaoxian called it a silly dog ​​just now and he didn't say his name, it means he is still a husky without a name, so Wei Xiaoxian decided to give him a domineering name!

After hearing Wei Xiaoxian's words, the husky on the table did not turn around, but his ears were pricked up to listen attentively. How would this human being name himself...

After 5 minutes, Wei Xiaoxian finally came up with a shocking "Domineering" name, and he slammed the table with joy, so frightened that the husky on the table almost fell to the ground.

"Human, do you know that I am very angry now?" Husky said angrily.

But Wei Xiaoxian didn't care about this, he said seriously to the husky on the table:
"From now on, you will be called St. Paul Muhammad Nicholas Cage Roman Goren Edison Einstein Karl Marx Alexander Erha...

how about it? "

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The air was suddenly quiet, just when Wei Xiaoxian thought that this silly dog ​​would find out what was wrong inside, so now he wanted to give it another normal name, but the husky on the table turned around suddenly.

Its two obsidian-like big eyes radiated light, its two dog paws grabbed Wei Xiaoxian's hand, and said excitedly:

"Saint Paul Muhammad Nicholas Cage Roman Columbus Edison Einstein Karl Marx Alexander Erha, this name is amazing, I like it very much!

Human, you are amazing! "

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"It's nothing, as long as you like it, can you tell me about the current situation now?"

It actually got through, and sure enough, the husky's IQ owed the phone bill.

Wei Xiaoxian couldn't help but feel a little funny, wondering if a husky has an IQ.

"In short, you have crossed now, and you have the legendary golden finger, system, and this Saint Paul Muhammad Nicholas Cage Roman Goren Edison Einstein Karl Marx Alexander Erha is your system wizard,
What kind of eyes do you have! "

Originally, when Erha was talking happily, seeing Wei Xiaoxian's disgusted eyes, he suddenly became unhappy.

"What? Human, you despise Ben St. Paul..."

"Don't say any more, just call you the last two words, Erha..."

Wei Xiaoxian couldn't help but feel a headache when he heard that this silly dog ​​wanted to read the name he had given him again.

Who said Huskies are stupid, I remember the name pretty well!

"You are now the host of the most powerful system in the legend, yes, you are the legendary...

The host of the plug-in system! "

Erha saw Wei Xiaoxian's hopeful eyes halfway through his speech, and immediately said the next sentence triumphantly.

When Wei Xiaoxian heard the strongest system in the legend that Erha said, he still had some expectations in his heart. When he heard the last few words...

"I *×*·*——#×**…"

Plug-in system, and this kind of system?
This is different from Wei Xiaoxian's thinking, not to mention Xu Que's pretending to face the face system, or Feng Qianchen's Highness system.

One has powerful system capabilities, and the other has the most beautiful system administrator, but why is his system a plug-in system, and this system wizard...

Isn't it really funny?
But now that Wei Xiaoxian has crossed over, he can only accept this so-called "strongest" cheat system in the legend.

Then he listened to Erha in front of him introduce the functions of the plug-in system for three hours.

In short, the plug-in system is able to open various plug-ins. Erha said that as long as you have enough hanging points, you can open any hanging.

After hearing this, Wei Xiaoxian felt that it wasn't so bad now, at least the world didn't feel so dark anymore.

"Erha, why did the system choose me?
Why do I travel through time? "

Wei Xiaoxian asked the key question, then looked at Erha on the table in doubt.

"Did you forget what happened before time travel?"

A mysterious smile appeared on Erhugou's head (I thought it was), and he answered Wei Xiaoxian's question.

Just as Erha finished speaking, Wei Xiaoxian suddenly remembered the mysterious man he met in the Internet cafe!

At that time, he seemed to have heard that man say, what would you do if you were given a system?
I remember that day Wei Xiaoxian was playing the game of "eating chicken" online in the Internet cafe.

He was about to pick up the gun under his feet at that time, but the door of the room was opened by someone, and he saw that the person who came had nothing in his hands.

Wei Xiaoxian laughed at that time, to die?

What happened next shocked Wei Xiaoxian completely. That person seemed to be a rubber man like Luffy. He stretched his hand six meters and picked up the gun under Wei Xiaoxian's feet.

Then, when Wei Xiaoxian said "Damn it", the game interface of the next time to make persistent efforts appeared on the computer.

Wei Xiaoxian remembered that in that afternoon, he met countless "immortals", such as the one who was shot in the head by his AWM and was still alive and kicking, and the one who threw ten grenades in an instant.

What's more, after Wei Xiaoxian's death, from the perspective of the person involved, he discovered that there were people flying in the sky, and even people hiding underground, not to mention people who could be invisible.

You never know what "fairies" your enemies are!
On that day, Wei Xiaoxian encountered the darkest day in his history of playing games, and he didn't "eat chicken" all afternoon.

Finally, Wei Xiaoxian slapped the keyboard angrily, and then cursed at the computer interface:

"Hacking, one by one will be opening, if I don't know how to open, you are absolutely dead!"

At this time, the man next to Wei Xiaoxian suddenly said something:

"So what if you were given a cheating system? Would you know how to cheat?"

When Wei Xiaoxian heard it, he was furious, didn't think much, and replied subconsciously:
"If there are cheats that can't be opened, only fools can't open them. The big deal is that the title will be banned. I want them to try the fear of cheating!"

He swears that if he knows how to cheat, he will let those cheaters who affect the balance of the game know why Huaer is so popular!

Realizing something, Wei Xiaoxian turned his head to see who was talking to him just now, he had been playing games all afternoon and didn't pay much attention to the people around him.

(End of this chapter)