I'm not a human being in Douluo

Chapter 126 120. I Want to Dominate the Women in the School (Two in One)

In the class, the relationship between Yun Tianming and Ye Lingling also changed from strangers to ordinary friends, after all, they should not be too close.

"Student Yun Tianming, will you run for the president of the student union?"

Xie Yingying heard people around discussing who would be the next president of the student union, so she couldn't help asking Yun Tianming who was sleeping on the table beside her.

"Ah~~~"

Yun Tianming yawned, then lazily replied:

"I'm not interested in that, it's not interesting at all."

"If it were you, you would definitely be selected."

Xie Yingying clenched her small fist and said seriously.

"Perhaps so."

Yun Tianming didn't care, and replied casually.

As time went by, it was noon.

Ye Lingling got up from her seat, walked up to Yun Tianming and smiled, inviting:

"Student Yun Tianming, how about having lunch together?"

Yun Tianming raised his head, glanced at Ye Lingling in surprise, and replied:

"can."

A dozen or so boys in the last few rows of the class gathered together and started whispering.

"What should I do, the goddess and Yun Tianming are going to have dinner together."

"He has already harmed more than 700 girls in the whole school, and he even wants to do something to our goddess."

"Big guy, we can't keep silent anymore. If we don't break out in silence, we will perish in silence. We absolutely can't make the goddess fall in love with Yun Tianming."

"clear."

"Can I have dinner with you?"

Xie Yingying asked Ye Lingling in a low voice.

"Of course. Xie Yingying."

Ye Lingling replied with a smile.

In fact, even if Xie Yingying didn't take the initiative to join, Ye Lingling would still invite her.

If Yun Tianming and Ye Lingling had lunch together, rumors might spread, but if Xie Yingying and the three of them ate together, even if there were rumors, not many people would believe them.

"Thank you for agreeing, I will definitely not cause trouble for you."

Xie Yingying replied seriously.

So the three of them went to the cafeteria together, because all of Yun Tianming's fans had joined the support club.

Everyone has made an agreement not to interfere with the campus life of His Highness the Prince.Asking for autographs and hugs can only be done in the afternoon when school is over, and it is forbidden to disturb His Highness the Prince during the rest of the time, except of course, His Highness is looking for you on his own initiative.

The three of them were eating at a corner table in the cafeteria when an unexpected guest suddenly appeared.

"Why are you, we didn't invite you, okay?"

Yun Tianming frowned, and said helplessly.

"This school is run by your family?
Why can't I sit here?snort! "

Tsing Yi glared at Yun Tianming flirtatiously, and retorted angrily.

"Okay, okay, you can sit there."

Yun Tianming didn't want to waste time arguing with Tsing Yi, so he said casually.

After eating for a while, Ye Lingling suddenly raised her head and asked Yun Tianming:
"Student Yun Tianming, will you participate in the election for the president of the student union?"

"I don't plan to be the president of the student union, it's not interesting."

Yun Tianming waved his hand and replied.

Ye Lingling felt a little regretful after hearing this, and said:

"That's a shame, I thought we'd be able to handle work together."

Yun Tianming frowned, as if realizing something, he asked suspiciously:

"What do you mean, I don't understand."

Ye Lingling explained with a smile:
"I applied for the position of student union secretary yesterday. If Yun can become the president of the student union, we can work together."

After Yun Tianming heard this, he slammed his right hand on the table, stood up and said firmly:

"I will definitely become the president of the student union. Improve policies, unite classmates ([-] words omitted here) and Ye Lingling to build a beautiful campus together!"

"I believe Yun Tianming will be able to succeed." Xie Yingying looked up at Yun Tianming and encouraged her.

"You're really inflated. Tomorrow is the election day. You haven't done any canvassing this week. Have you prepared a suitable speech topic? I've heard other people take the exam naked. Are you going to speak naked tomorrow, Yun Tianming?"

Tsing Yi covered her stomach and giggled after she finished speaking.

Yun Tianming glanced at the laughing Tsing Yi, and said contemptuously:

"Believe it or not, as long as I run for the election, I will definitely be selected, even if I only say good morning! The person who finally becomes the president of the student union must be me, Yun Tianming."

"If you say you are fat, you are still panting."

Tsing Yi looked at Yun Tianming with disdain, and said.

"Do you dare to bet with me? No matter what the content of my speech is, as long as I stand on the stage, I will definitely be selected."

Yun Tianming looked at Tsing Yi and smiled confidently.

"Whoever loses the bet, take off your clothes and run around the playground."

Seeing Yun Tianming's complacent and self-satisfied appearance, Tsing Yi couldn't help but agree to the bet with Yun Tianming.

"When the time comes, don't regret it."

"I will never go back on my word. But the manuscript of your speech tomorrow will be prepared by me."

Tsing Yi was more cautious and proposed a restriction.

"Okay, just use the speech you prepared, and it will save me a lot of effort."

Yun Tianming replied indifferently.

After hearing Yun Tianming's answer, Tsing Yi had a smile on his face, stood up with his hands on his hips and said with a smile:
"Okay, the young lady will write a speech for you, which will definitely make you the most beautiful boy in the crowd."

Then Tsing Yi turned around and left, saying that he was preparing Yun Tianming's speech, Ye Lingling saw Tsing Yi's leaving back, and then looked back at Yun Tianming, Yun Tianming looked confident.

"How sure are you that you will be successful tomorrow? Looking at student Tsing Yi, your speech tomorrow may surprise everyone. Are you still sure?"

Ye Lingling asked curiously.

"It's about 1% sure, because tomorrow's election will not only come from high school students, but also junior high school students. Girls will vote for 3/[-] of the vote tomorrow, unless someone can get the votes of the rest of the boys. But one The boys in Class Three and Class Four will vote for me."

Yun Tianming explained.

Xie Yingying nodded half understanding, anyway, she will vote for Yun Tianming tomorrow, that's enough.

On the second day, there were at least 44000 people sitting in the school auditorium. Now the speaker was a boy wearing glasses who looked a bit rigid. He talked about why he ran for the president of the student union and what he would do after becoming the president. Carry out campus reform.

The students in the audience were absent-minded at all, chatting, sleeping, cultivating, reading novels, and comics. Not many people were listening to the speech seriously.Anyway, when voting at the end, just pick the one that looks more pleasing to the eye.

Yun Tianming was the last one to appear on stage not because of the grand finale, but because no one delivered Tsing Yi's speech.

It was Yun Tianming who was going to give a speech soon, and at the very moment, Tsing Yi ran to Yun Tianming panting, handed the speech in his hand to Yun Tianming and encouraged him:

"Come on, I'm optimistic about you! Wait to run naked at school."

Yun Tianming took the speech script in Tsing Yi's hand, and said with a smile, "It's not certain who will win, don't jump to conclusions."

"You are a dead duck with a stubborn mouth. You are not allowed to skip paragraphs and omit words later. You must read every word clearly. Any skipping paragraphs and omissions are considered cheating."

Tsing Yi said triumphantly.

"Okay, then I'm on stage."

Yun Tianming took the speech script and walked up to the high platform.As soon as he took the stage, it caused countless girls to cheer and scream.

"It's His Royal Highness! It turns out that there really is a sleeping prince in the high school."

"So handsome, Aijia is worth it in this life"

"Your Highness, mine. The sisters should have no objections, right?"

"I have released my martial soul, who was speaking wildly just now?"

The above is the exchange of girls, and the boys here.
"Fuck, I really can't keep my position as the number one handsome man in Douluo Continent. He actually looks exactly like the one in the advertisement, not just a little bit more handsome than me. His soul power is a little bit stronger than me, and he suffers more than me." Girls just like it."

"Brother, you call yourself a waste. If you say something, I'm sore."

Yun Tianming put the speech script on the podium in front of him. When Yun Tianming looked down and saw the contents of the speech script, the corner of his mouth couldn't help but twitch slightly.

Well, you Tsing Yi, do you think I won’t dare to read it like this?

Yun Tianming lowered his head and remained silent for dozens of seconds. When he raised his head again, Yun Tianming's temperament changed drastically. If Yun Tianming was usually like a dozing lion, exuding a lazy aura, So now the lion is awake.

"boom."

Yun Tianming's right hand slapped the podium in front of him, leaving a deep palm print, and the audience fell silent in an instant.

Yun Tianming propped his hands on the podium, staring at the audience like a lion that chooses to eat someone.Then Yun Tianming said in a deep voice:

"Listen carefully to every word, every sentence, and even every punctuation mark that I say next. You guys are a group of students who have no talent and know nothing. My name is Yun Tianming. The cloud is Baiyun The white, the sky is the emptiness of the sky, and the bright is the bright light.

There are three reasons why I am running for the president of the student union, two of which are false, and only one is true.

Next, I ask you useless students to use your underdeveloped cerebellums to think carefully about the reasons for my election.

First, I want all teachers and students to enjoy a peaceful and harmonious campus;

Second, I want to make the school more perfect;

The last reason is that I want to dominate the girls and women in the school..."

As soon as Yun Tianming finished his last reason, all the students and teachers in the auditorium opened their mouths and didn't know what to say.

Tsing Yi in the background covered his stomach and rolled over on the table, "Haha, I laughed so hard. Yun Tianming really dares to read!"

"After introducing my reasons for running for the student council president, I will briefly introduce what I will do after becoming the student council president.

First, the top ten girls on the school flower list were all recruited into the student union by me to contribute to my harem group.

Second, the skirts of all girls in the school are shortened by ten centimeters.

Third, fundraising will be implemented, and a 24K pure gold sculpture of my height will be placed in the center of the school.

The above are the reasons and practices of my election for the president of the student union. I can put forward my opinions, but I will not take them. "

Next came the question-and-answer session. Mu Nuan, a female student in the second year of high school (4), asked me the following questions:

What are the pros and cons of being student body president?

First of all, let me talk about the advantages, that is, I can mobilize the information of the personnel department, and get the measurements of every girl in the school and your home address.

The bad, the bad is."

When he said this, Yun Tianming covered his chest with his right hand, with a painful expression on his face, he bowed his head in silence for a few seconds, then raised his head and continued to answer,

"The downside is that I'm going to become terrified of losing power. Because if I lose power, I won't be able to dominate the whole school of women.

Next is the question Qiao Song from Class 2 ([-]) asked me. His question was very interesting.

When I dreamed that Hu Liena and Ye Lingling wanted to be my girlfriend, who would I choose?
As the president of the student union, my answer is that dreams are the opposite, so the two of them will not become your girlfriend, Qiao Song.

If it were me, children only make choices, of course I want all of them.

Besides, I also want Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, and Xie Yingying.Ning Rongrong...forget it...

By the way, is there any requirement for sleeping position for this dream?

Next, I want to share my love story.Read it with me, everyone! "

"A little love story, a little love"

"Shut up, a group of ordinary students, listen to me!
It was the winter of a certain year, the girl I had a crush on, and I called her A for the time being.

That day A called me to the back of the teaching building after school, and handed me a pink love letter. Just when I thought my love had begun, A said to me:
'Please give this letter to your deskmate, the Emperor of Yin and Shang. '

At that moment, my love ended, from the beginning to the end of my love, only five seconds passed.

Since then, I have had a thought in my heart, that is - I want to dominate the women in the school.

One last word.I will definitely dominate all the women in the school, including the school's female teachers.The above is the whole content of my speech, thank you all. "

After Yun Tianming finished reading, he left with a blank expression on his face.

Everyone in the audience was silent for a long time. Following the applause of a female student (Xie Yingying), the rest gradually followed suit, and finally everyone in the auditorium applauded together.

"His Royal Highness is so domineering, who is that girl? She can be crushed by my Royal Highness?"

"Why am I not in the top ten on the school flower list, so that I can become one of the harem of His Highness the Prince."

"A real man, you have spoken out the aspirations of our boys, you have a ticket!"

"Then vote for him." As soon as Yun Tianming stepped off the stage, he saw the Tsing Yi tumbling left and right on the table,
"Don't you twist and turn like a maggot. It's hot on the eyes."

"I can't spit ivory out of a dog's mouth. But, Yun Tianming, you are really a man, and you actually read that speech. Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter..."

Tsing Yi sat up straight, rubbed her eyes, and said with a smile.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter who will have the last laugh. You can wait to run naked tomorrow."

Yun Tianming patted Tsing Yi's shoulder, and said with a smile, after hearing Yun Tianming's words, Tsing Yi folded his arms around his chest and snorted coldly:
"Do you really think that with the speech just now, you can still become the president of the student council?"

"Then maybe, what if I get elected in the end?"

Yun Tianming said with a smile.

(End of this chapter)