Tomb Raider System of Myriad Realms

Chapter 106 Fighting poison with poison (seeking subscription!)
In order to avoid being entangled by Drifting Monk and Zhu Bajie at night, Zhang Qiling went to the cell with these two guys to rescue Tang Seng in advance in the afternoon, but he listened to Tang Seng's lecture for a long time.

Zhang Qiling had already stuffed paper balls in his ears, and knew that no matter what he said, Tang Seng would not follow him.He was just pretending to listen to Tang Monk's teachings in the cell, but he was actually practicing the Yi Jin Marrow Cleansing Sutra.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng looked at him with a strange posture, and whispered in private: "Brother Monkey, what's going on? Why is he moving so strangely?"

"Fitness is popular nowadays. Maybe Brother Monkey has gained some weight from eating well during this period. He must be practicing yoga!" Sha Monk said.

In the evening, Tang Seng said that his mouth was dry, and Zhu Bajie and Drifting also fell asleep after hearing it. Zhang Qiling had finished practicing thirteen moves at this time, and he was full of energy and refreshed.He found that the more he practiced the Yijin and Marrow-washing Sutra, the shorter the cycle, but the effect was doubled, which is really a good thing!

After Zhang Qiling stopped, he quietly took out the paper ball from his ear and threw it away, only to see Tang Monk covering his throat and coughing.

He leaned over and asked with concern: "Master, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"

"Water...water..." Tang Seng said in a hoarse voice, pointing to the water bowl on the side with trembling fingers.

Zhang Qiling picked up the water bowl and handed it to Tang Seng respectfully: "Master, you have worked hard! Listening to what you said this afternoon is really better than reading scriptures for ten years. This disciple has benefited a lot. Master, drink some water to moisturize your throat. Next, let’s talk about the principles of life and the profoundness of the Buddhist scriptures to the disciples! The disciples still want to hear it!”

"Ahem..." Tang Seng had just drank a few sips of water. Hearing Zhang Qiling's words, he looked at the other party's sincere eyes full of admiration, tears welled up in his eyes, took his apprentice's hand, and patted it, "Wukong! You Finally enlightened, and finally don't feel like being a teacher?"

"My disciple has never complained about Master's verbosity. I always interrupt you on weekdays. In fact, I am worried that Master will hurt your throat. It's not that I don't like to hear it. In fact, I do. Master, drink the water. Is it better? Why don't you continue talking!"

"Eldest brother..." Drifting and Zhu Bajie looked at Zhang Qiling with horrified eyes. The two of them had also been relying on stuffing things in their ears for half a day, and finally got past them. They just took out the stuffing things in their ears. Thinking of the elder brother taking the initiative to ask the master to attend the class, the two guys suddenly became restless!
Tang Seng waved his hand, and said in a hoarse voice, "It's hard to be filial to me, my disciple. It seems that my teacher misunderstood you earlier... Ahem... That's the end of today's scriptures! On the way to learn the scriptures, no matter how slow you are as a teacher Let me tell you, the future will be long...the future will be long..."

In fact, Tang Seng's mouth was already parched after speaking for half a day, but facing his apprentice's reasonable lecture request, it was difficult to refuse directly, so he politely evaded it... I'm afraid that if I continue to speak, I will vomit blood and die!

"Then Master, are you willing to leave the cell and continue on the journey to the West to learn scriptures?" Zhang Qiling asked patiently.

"Yes, I am willing!" Tang Seng looked serious and solemn, like a wedding scene.

The priest asked the bride: Would you like to marry the groom?Love him and be loyal to him, whether he is poor, sick or disabled, until death.Do you want to?
Seeing Tang Seng answering so seriously, Zhang Qiling felt a little embarrassed, so he didn't force Tang Seng to continue his lecture.

The monkey is just too impatient. If Tang Seng had met such a cunning apprentice as him, he would have been so tired that he vomited blood, and he would talk a lot!

Therefore, to deal with an enemy who cannot kill you, you must use the ruthless trick of fighting fire with fire!
Tang Seng exhausted himself to death, the Buddha can't blame others!

"However, Master, before leaving the cell, my disciple has one more request."

"Good boy, tell me!" Tang Seng said nastyly.

"Before I met you, I first met Miss Jingjing, Fairy Zixia, Fairy Qingxia, Princess Iron Fan and Niu Xiangxiang. My disciple owed too much emotional debt, so before I officially meet you, Master, Before I go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, I want to make a break with these girls first, so that their love for me is not in vain."

Tang Monk patted Zhang Qiling on the shoulder: "Amitabha, it's so good! It's so good that you have such kind thoughts! How can I not fulfill them as a teacher? Then go and end it with them first! I'm here waiting for you to come back, no matter what As time goes by, our master and disciple will never see each other again!"

Zhang Qiling nodded fiercely: "Thank you, Master, for your generosity and righteousness. I will go now. Master, please take care of yourself. Master, drink more water. Master, don't forget to pee..."

The blue veins on Tang Seng's forehead gradually popped up...

Drifting and Zhu Bajie looked at the elder brother with fearful eyes: Is the elder brother possessed by the master?

"My dear disciple, go quickly! Don't worry about being a teacher!"

"Master, if you are hungry, eat a cornbread first; if you are tired, sleep for a while; if you feel bored, ask Bajie to do juggling for you; if your body is sore, ask Shasha to squeeze it for you Make a SPA on your shoulders..."

Tang Seng's fists were gradually clenched, and he nodded forbearance: "Okay, Master, I know, you can go!"

"Master, I really miss you! How about I listen to you talk about scriptures for a while?"

"I can't take it anymore!" Tang Seng felt that he was going to explode, covered his ears with his hands, and shook his head crazily, "I beg you, please go away! What can a big man do for his mother-in-law all day long? You go find him!" Your Miss Jingjing, Fairy Zixia, Fairy Qingxia, Princess Iron Fan and Sister Niu! Leave me alone, let me be quiet for a while as a teacher...I want to be quiet...I really want to be quiet..."

"Okay, Master, I'm really leaving this time! Take care!"

Zhang Qiling felt that it was almost done, so he turned around and left the cell step by step.

Zhu Bajie asked Drifting in a low voice, "Who is Jingjing?"

Sha Seng thought for a while and said, "It seems to be a girl's name."

"Ah? Could it be that Master has moved Fanxin?"

"Hush! Keep your voice down, you are not afraid that Master will give you small shoes to wear."

Zhu Bajie muttered: "Master is too old and disrespectful. He actually has double standards. He doesn't allow me, an old pig, to like girls, but he has violated the lust warning!"

But since the other party is a master and he is a disciple, he can only endure it aggrievedly.

Seeing his eldest disciple walking away, Tang Monk banged his bald head against the wall of the cell: "I can't live anymore... Bodhisattva! I really can't stand it anymore... This monkey has not finished his mortal life, and is really not suitable for becoming a monk... …I’d better take Shasha and Zhuzhu and leave first! Even if I’m eaten by a monster, it’s better than being talked to death by that smelly monkey!”

"Master, are you alright?" Zhu Bajie came back to his senses, leaned over and asked.He was shocked by Master's self-harm!

He thought that when he heard the nagging, he was the only one who had the tendency to self-harm!
It turns out that Master’s concentration power also has its limits. It seems that this time, it was completely broken by Senior Brother!

(End of this chapter)